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Ryot Control
01-12-2009, 11:35 PM
Lies! You got the full 1k in the game Jacknape!

checkahh
01-13-2009, 12:14 AM
Omg -_________-

Jamie Solo
01-13-2009, 12:23 AM
He only got it because the Horse said that his testosterone levels were too low and he needed to complete a manly game ;)

Reclaiming Dawn
01-13-2009, 01:31 AM
do my eyes deceive me or are there NIPPLES in one of the screenshots???
http://www.xbox360achievements.org/images/screenshots/878/med_mham207.jpg

Webb
01-13-2009, 01:35 AM
Ha ha. I must say, it's one of the funniest reviews that I've ever had the pleasure in editing.

@Fighterspledge - Hold on though, this is jackanape we're talking about ... true score whore if ever there was one. He could make Sonic (first 360 release) seem playable

@ Reclaiming - lol, sure looks that way ... that'll quadrouple the sales for sure lol

Reclaiming Dawn
01-13-2009, 01:53 AM
lol most definitely.
kinda surprising at first but i guess the "developers" figured they could put in whatever they want since no one will ever be able to find it anyway

Infomouse
01-13-2009, 03:18 AM
I want this game but its probly going to be sold out because its wayyyy too epic lmao

Wes Ide
01-13-2009, 03:58 AM
I already checked and its not even available at GameFly yet!

duckydan
01-13-2009, 04:21 AM
It won't be on gamefly... it appears to be a UK only game with no release date in the US. That said it's possible it is region free if you want to spend the $60 to import it to check but the box says PAL so probably not likely.

JC
01-13-2009, 07:43 AM
It won't be on gamefly... it appears to be a UK only game with no release date in the US. That said it's possible it is region free if you want to spend the $60 to import it to check but the box says PAL so probably not likely.
It is region-free so you can import it. :)

jackanape
01-13-2009, 09:58 AM
You MUST all go out and buy this epic game. Words cannot dexcribe its magnificence, ha ha ha!

It is a PAL game but is region free so that the world can suffer together.

Go on - you know you want to.

P.S I never said it was unplayable just that no one would want to play it, ha ha!

Webb
01-13-2009, 02:06 PM
P.S I never said it was unplayable just that no one would want to play it, ha ha!

Yeah, but our grading system classifies it as unplayable lol

Minty
01-13-2009, 02:14 PM
It's totally playable and totally awesome lol

agentplatypus
01-13-2009, 02:27 PM
It's totally playable and totally awesome lol

Almost as awesome as Shamwow.

jackanape
01-13-2009, 04:05 PM
It's totally playable and totally awesome lol

No amount of therapy can help you now, this game OWNS you.

Ha ha, I hadn't looked at the final review and seen the rating - so it is officially unplayable. The facts speak for themselves. Some people (like me) will play anything for points and some people (like Minty) are just delusional and in need of a good nap.

Minty
01-13-2009, 04:13 PM
Who needs therapy?!

And you forgot the bonus point :p

jackanape
01-13-2009, 04:17 PM
Ha ha ha, my bad. You could always edit it in. Maybe put +1 if you are male........or a fun loving female.

Minty
01-13-2009, 04:19 PM
Don't be so sexist. We have some 'fun loving' females too :p

Morty
01-13-2009, 04:22 PM
i think we should all just tell ourself its unplayable lol
but exceptions to minty in which this game has now taken over.. :(

jackanape
01-13-2009, 04:26 PM
Don't be so sexist. We have some 'fun loving' females too :p

That's what I said. You just don't read my posts thoroughly. :p

RRIKER
01-13-2009, 04:33 PM
I got in an argument with the guy at gamestop because he said I could pre-order it and when I came in, he tried to sell me the Wii version because the 360 one will not be available in the US.

That was the worst day ever.

Minty
01-13-2009, 06:11 PM
That's what I said. You just don't read my posts thoroughly. :p

Lololol, my bad on that one. You'd have thought I'd have noticed that too. Was too busy watching, I mean playing, with my horse...Miley :D

Asian47
01-13-2009, 06:19 PM
I wish I was there, I would love to see two guys getting in an argument over a horse game.

Thank you RRIKER for just making my day.

MajinFro
01-15-2009, 12:04 AM
I will be writing a counter review. I find jack's review to be complete biased. I think he was paid off by the anti-Horse community to trash the game.

jackanape
01-15-2009, 09:30 AM
Ha ha ha. What you may not know is that I did another review that described it as GOTY material and gave it 90%. The truth had to be covered up though due to the FBI, global conspiracies or some such nonsense.

Da CRU Mughhh
01-15-2009, 02:07 PM
You MUST all go out and buy this epic game. Words cannot dexcribe its magnificence, ha ha ha!

It is a PAL game but is region free so that the world can suffer together.

Go on - you know you want to.

P.S I never said it was unplayable just that no one would want to play it, ha ha!
Hahah I wanted to play it, that is the whole reason i bought the game.. An achievement is an achievement for me. I don't care what game it comes from:D

It's totally playable and totally awesome lol
Minty Get your 1k in the game already would you:p

No amount of therapy can help you now, this game OWNS you.

Ha ha, I hadn't looked at the final review and seen the rating - so it is officially unplayable. The facts speak for themselves. Some people (like me) will play anything for points and some people (like Minty) are just delusional and in need of a good nap.
I was excited about this game Jackanape, and i as well will play just about any game for some achievement points:D I'm Kinda sad that it got such low ratings:( i really expected this game to get Game of the Year:(


I will be writing a counter review. I find jack's review to be complete biased. I think he was paid off by the anti-Horse community to trash the game. Haha well Fro you have completed the game, Lets see what your review says:p Can't wait to see what everybody else down the list thinks about this awesomeness:p

MajinFro
01-18-2009, 03:44 PM
http://www.majinfro.com/2009/01/my-horse-and-me-2-review-counter-to.html


The real defenitive review is up ;-).

Hayden
01-18-2009, 03:57 PM
http://www.majinfro.com/2009/01/my-horse-and-me-2-review-counter-to.html


The real defenitive review is up ;-).

Lolol awesome review and great paint skillz Fro.

JC
01-18-2009, 04:05 PM
http://www.majinfro.com/2009/01/my-horse-and-me-2-review-counter-to.html


The real defenitive review is up ;-).
Ha ha, nice!

I just completed the game on Easy, not looking forward to another playthrough on Professional. :(

sr8tgrgous
01-19-2009, 03:44 AM
Whoever wrote the review didn't realize that there are some people out there who are or have children who would enjoy playing this game. Just because it isn't as challenging as other games doesn't make it horrible.

Webb
01-19-2009, 05:10 PM
Whoever wrote the review didn't realize that there are some people out there who are or have children who would enjoy playing this game. Just because it isn't as challenging as other games doesn't make it horrible.

If you read the review though, the whole children perspective is accounted for, so I'd say that wasn't the case.

jackanape
01-26-2009, 03:21 PM
This is a bad game - end of story. I've played plenty of good childrens titles and they would put this to shame. I doubt any kids (other than Minty) would get much of a kick out of this game.

Why so serious? (I'm not a psychotic clown.......)

Minty
01-26-2009, 03:23 PM
Nowt wrong with the game. Just make sure you have 50 other games hanging around to bury it on your gamercard ;)

The Reds 1993
02-02-2009, 09:46 PM
Whoever wrote the review didn't realize that there are some people out there who are or have children who would enjoy playing this game. Just because it isn't as challenging as other games doesn't make it horrible. Lol A Serious Post :eek:

shilbo-assassin
02-03-2009, 10:03 PM
hahahaha
my gf has a horse and obviously this was the perfect opportunity to incorporate her into my world of 360 for a bit...while boosting my GS lol, hey i wanted to play football manager 2009 on the pc..but i gotta keep the score up!
she thinks its really good haha and im happy for her..
its a very basic (to put it mildly) game, personally i think the review score was slightly generous lol

Blue Radium
03-07-2009, 11:18 AM
http://www.majinfro.com/2009/01/my-horse-and-me-2-review-counter-to.html


The real defenitive review is up ;-).

I am here today to play devil's advocate and defend what I found to be a gem of a game about the world of horse competitions and saving the ranches of family members.

First let me state that this game is a sequel to the wonderful My Horse and Me. The game was good enough to warrent a sequel and as we all know, nothing bad ever gets a sequel.


I sat there with my xbox 360 controller stroking my horse for hours anticipating the next time I got to ride the majestic beast. As I cleaned Horsey's hoofs, I thought about how fluidly we automatically made our jumps on the amateur difficulty. While hosing Horsey down, I thought about how fun the game was on professional difficulty as I actually had to hit A to jump.



Ha! 4 Fro's out of 5 indeed.

Kevin Boleware
04-22-2009, 09:09 PM
Travesty that this game has not been released in US. We should start a petition to force the stateside release of this game!

MiNDmaZing
04-30-2009, 02:28 PM
this game is awesome :D gonna get it for the 1k

minimaster58
05-07-2009, 09:50 PM
No matter how hard you try you can't remove the game from your 'games played' list!:eek:

Ryot Control
07-02-2009, 08:22 PM
No matter how hard you try you can't remove the game from your 'games played' list!:eek:

Considered that you played it after NXE, you knew EXACTLY what you were doing. I want it there sooooooo bad lol.

Mmmmmm so dirty, but so satisfying.

ShinjiMessiah
12-01-2009, 08:16 PM
I bought it today for 12€ at a local supermarket for my wife.
And its the perfect hookup to get her used to a xbox controller.
It's not a bad game compared to the other horseshit we tried on the pc.
(Also maybe she can earn some Achievement points for me ;) )