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razzleson
12-19-2006, 03:02 AM
I was reading the Dev Blog over at 360voice and found a link to Unscripted360. Once on their site I found the laws of the 360. They're both true, and good for a few laughs.

Official link HERE (http://www.unscripted360.com/xbox-360-laws/).


360 Law (F): Barbie Horse Adventures should only be played on an original Xbox. ONLY test its backward compatibility on an Xbox 360 if you are in possession of a child 7 years old or younger. The ‘Ken Exception’, a movement that if Ken Horse Adventures were released it could be played, was struck down.
360 Law (F): Under no circumstances will you put stickers on your console. Unless said stickers cover the entire console.
360 Law (F): Carrying an Xbox 360 backpack is not cool.
360 Law (F): Never share your hard drive with a friend’s console for more than a day. Tell him to get his own hard drive or download his own games. That is disrespect to your own console and could lead to your own console rejecting you.
360 Law (F): Gaming sessions should never last more than 24 hours if someone of the opposite gender is involved.
360 Law (F): Never be close enough to touch knees while gaming with a friend unless that friend is of the opposite gender.
360 Law (F): If you plug it, you own it. Wired controllers, play and charge cables…are only to be inserted into the USB by its owner. Never let anyone touch your wires.
360 Law: No hands but those of the owner shall handle the 360 in any manner.
360 Law: Never abuse the Guide button mid-game. Abuse includes pressing of the Guide button by a guest without instruction from the host, repeated presses of the Guide button whether accidental or not and other forms of excessive Guide button usage.
360 Law: Your console is not a coaster. Beverages and snacks must be a minimum of 3 feet away at all times. A dirty console is a no-no. Keep it clean.
360 Law: Your 360 headset is not an open tryout for American Idol. Under no circumstances should you sing into the headset while playing. Mute yourself for the sake of your fellow gamer playing with or against you.
360 Law: Have a Gamertag that everyone can pronounce. It is mandatory to upholding the Laws and key to being recognized by the Council and your fellow gamer. Trying to pronounce ‘xryiopyehzzeaiy’ sucks. The Council frowns on unspeakable names. You shall provide proper pronunciation of confusing Gamertag whenever prompted or be in violation of said 360 Law.
360 Law: If any person has excessively sweaty hands, they must identify themselves immediately and be issued with a hand cover (gloves) or towel to dry hands. If said person does not have a hand cover or towel, they must supply their own 360 controller. Also known as the “Sweaty Hands Law”.
360 Law: The Vision Camera is not a dating tool.
360 Law: Halo 2 is not next-gen. Halo 3 is. Sending Halo 2 invites after Halo 3 releases or to known next-gen only players is beyond a violation.
360 Law: When the headset is on, NO communication outside of to those involved in the match is possible. Pass this on to anyone presiding in said household.
360 Law: Xbox GamerchiX. You disrespect. You lose respect. The boys like to play with the girls. Obey this.
360 Law: You move it. You lose it. Keep your 360 still! No horizontal to vertical adjustment especially when there’s a game inside. Play it don’t sway it!
360 Law: Hulk no like wasting money on batteries. Hulk like uninterrupted play. Hulk have Play & Charge or Quick Charge kit. Hulk smash silly Xbox 360 owner with batteries.
360 Law: Official celebrations when unlocking Achievements or other milestones achieved during gameplay include high fives, fist pumps in the air or shouting ‘Yeah!’. At no time do you celebrate with a hug and that includes the mythical ‘man hug’.
360 Law: Forcing the action is a rookie move and you’re not Salt ‘N Pepa. Respect your disc tray. Don’t push it. A legitimate 360 owner uses the eject button, the dashboard or the remote to operate the disc tray.
360 Law: Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s Xbox 360 or make regular use of it. Get your own!
360 Law: Being full of hot air is only bad during certain times. Breathing into your headset for all to hear is one of them. No psycho breathing unless gaming is directly after strenous cardio workouts.
360 Law: If 3 red LED lights appear to be flashing on the “Ring of Light” of your Xbox 360, the console is not putting on a light show. You must call Xbox Customer Support!
360 Law: Video chatting is fun. Video chatting while performing any rendition of Risky Business is not fun. Leave your clothes on when the Vision Camera is on.
360 Law: It’s okay to rumble. We all like to rumble. But thou shall not abuse the Xbox 360 controller’s rumble feature for any reason. It’s just not cool sending a rumble while in video chat. Not even as a friendly reminder or nudge.
360 Law: We know what you play. Your Gamercard says so. No faking the drive on an unplayed game across Xbox Live pretending to have what you don’t. No play it, no say it. Also known as the “Gamercard Law”.

Im a Manatee
12-19-2006, 03:27 AM
Are you serious? I missed another law meeting? First Wreckon's, now this. I'm about ready to go postal.

razzleson
12-19-2006, 03:32 AM
Are you serious? I missed another law meeting? First Wreckon's, now this. I'm about ready to go postal.
I thought this was new news when I posted, turns out it was posted back in July.

Fonkey Monkey
12-19-2006, 03:36 AM
haha that was great.
and that eject button law is great, becuz my friend is the reason my 360 is fucked, i tell him to push the button to close it but does he? NO! he pushes the damn trey:rant:

RedBlinky
12-19-2006, 03:37 AM
Heh Barbie Riding Adventure? Lol...

(hides his xbox 360 backpack)

Smokez
12-19-2006, 05:10 AM
360 Law: Have a Gamertag that everyone can pronounce. It is mandatory to upholding the Laws and key to being recognized by the Council and your fellow gamer. Trying to pronounce ‘xryiopyehzzeaiy’ sucks. The Council frowns on unspeakable names. You shall provide proper pronunciation of confusing Gamertag whenever prompted or be in violation of said 360 Law.

Those are always fun to have. Heck i even made a gamertag like that and it was funny to hear people say it. Hell people cant even pronouce the GT i have now. They say Smoke-er-s or even Smoke-Kez

360 Law: Your 360 headset is not an open tryout for American Idol. Under no circumstances should you sing into the headset while playing. Mute yourself for the sake of your fellow gamer playing with or against you.

My Mic doesnt have a Mute button so i guess im safe from this. :)

DaKing240
12-19-2006, 06:47 AM
I remember when DeaconBlade made this site... Good Stuff

KilluhKam
12-19-2006, 08:29 AM
i should show that halo law to everyone on my friends list! lol i hate when people send me halo 2 messages, that why i delete them off my fl if they send one ;) stupid Halo 2 people, play xbox 360 games, or sell your xbox 360....-_-

slowpantz
12-19-2006, 09:19 PM
those are some good laws :woop: