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razzleson
01-02-2007, 11:16 PM
Just found this and laughed my ass off.

Official link HERE (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/31/xxx-madden-gag-spoils-kids-xmas/)


On Christmas morning, little Kolton Mahoney tore away the wrapping paper on Uncle Dan's gift, ecstatic to find a copy of Madden 07. But it wasn't the familiar "It's in the game" mantra that greeted Kolton upon loading the game into the tray of his Xbox 360. Instead, an explicit image danced before his naked eyes.

Confused, distraught, and perhaps overwhelmingly excited, Kolton ran to mommy and daddy, who quickly passed the concern over to the Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force. "It wasn't a pretty scene," recounted Kolton's father.

So far, the task force has been unable to track down the culprit of this cruel gag. The soiled Madden was apparently purchased by Uncle Dan on Dec. 2 from Circuit City. The disc is embossed with an official label and came factory-sealed in a standard game case.

DaKing240
01-02-2007, 11:17 PM
I have trouble believing this story...

Zef
01-02-2007, 11:18 PM
I read this earlier in the week on another site and was shunned as sexist when I said there was more reason to buy it.

It is a bit like Charlie and the chocolate factory, find the golden porno disc in your DVD case and you win a trip to the porn factory...whereever that may be.

Fonkey Monkey
01-02-2007, 11:20 PM
Man he got ripped off he spent $60 when he coulda got that for free on the internet :p

razzleson
01-02-2007, 11:23 PM
I have trouble believing this story...
Ditto, but it was worth the post just because of the humor factor.

What I want to know is what kind of shrink wrap was it? Was it the standard Xbox 360 kind with the folded over edges, or was it the bunched up kind that you get from a cheap at-home setup where you use a hair dryer (the Blockbuster where I work has a cheapo version and we did anything a customer wanted)

I'm wondering if that's what happened. The uncle could have just been a nice guy and bought the kid a porno, I wish my uncle would have when I was that age.

IceWarm
01-02-2007, 11:58 PM
I also find this pretty far fetched.

chaos bz
01-03-2007, 01:14 AM
Wow I read first a zune and now Madden for the 360, I say sony is putting porn in any Microsoft product they could find.

mike21878
01-04-2007, 02:23 AM
I agree. .. seems a little odd

IceWarm
01-04-2007, 02:46 AM
Probably just his uncle playing a sick joke on his nephew.

thieflordgamer
01-04-2007, 02:49 AM
"his first thought after seeing the image was "this is definitely not madden." lolololzzzz

Im a Manatee
01-04-2007, 03:26 AM
I think this is easily possible, the phillies sent out cock-fighting in an effort to persuade season ticket buyers.

IMportdreams95
01-04-2007, 03:55 PM
I have trouble believing this story...

Same here, but if it is true and he dont want it. Ill trade him madden 07 for it :p

MATTUMUZ
01-04-2007, 05:14 PM
Funny & Interesting If True!

LOL!

Thx
MATTUMUZ

xD0CT0R_DEATHx
01-05-2007, 02:19 AM
lmao look at this post from the original site

Hahaha good one uncle Dan!
Posted at 2:49PM (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/31/xxx-madden-gag-spoils-kids-xmas/#c3016448) on Dec 31st 2006 by hehehhehe 0 stars

XD

duffy 91
01-05-2007, 03:07 AM
I would have loved to seen the face of parents, priceless

bdg7884
01-06-2007, 01:51 AM
I would have loved to see their faces since I live in UT. Hell I would have kept and be excited about what happened to me.

DivinePheonix
01-06-2007, 02:28 AM
HA thats funny even if untrue dude