View Full Version : Kid Opens Madden 07, finds Porno

01-02-2007, 11:16 PM
Just found this and laughed my ass off.

Official link HERE (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/31/xxx-madden-gag-spoils-kids-xmas/)

On Christmas morning, little Kolton Mahoney tore away the wrapping paper on Uncle Dan's gift, ecstatic to find a copy of Madden 07. But it wasn't the familiar "It's in the game" mantra that greeted Kolton upon loading the game into the tray of his Xbox 360. Instead, an explicit image danced before his naked eyes.

Confused, distraught, and perhaps overwhelmingly excited, Kolton ran to mommy and daddy, who quickly passed the concern over to the Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force. "It wasn't a pretty scene," recounted Kolton's father.

So far, the task force has been unable to track down the culprit of this cruel gag. The soiled Madden was apparently purchased by Uncle Dan on Dec. 2 from Circuit City. The disc is embossed with an official label and came factory-sealed in a standard game case.

01-02-2007, 11:17 PM
I have trouble believing this story...

01-02-2007, 11:18 PM
I read this earlier in the week on another site and was shunned as sexist when I said there was more reason to buy it.

It is a bit like Charlie and the chocolate factory, find the golden porno disc in your DVD case and you win a trip to the porn factory...whereever that may be.

Fonkey Monkey
01-02-2007, 11:20 PM
Man he got ripped off he spent $60 when he coulda got that for free on the internet :p

01-02-2007, 11:23 PM
I have trouble believing this story...
Ditto, but it was worth the post just because of the humor factor.

What I want to know is what kind of shrink wrap was it? Was it the standard Xbox 360 kind with the folded over edges, or was it the bunched up kind that you get from a cheap at-home setup where you use a hair dryer (the Blockbuster where I work has a cheapo version and we did anything a customer wanted)

I'm wondering if that's what happened. The uncle could have just been a nice guy and bought the kid a porno, I wish my uncle would have when I was that age.

01-02-2007, 11:58 PM
I also find this pretty far fetched.

chaos bz
01-03-2007, 01:14 AM
Wow I read first a zune and now Madden for the 360, I say sony is putting porn in any Microsoft product they could find.

01-04-2007, 02:23 AM
I agree. .. seems a little odd

01-04-2007, 02:46 AM
Probably just his uncle playing a sick joke on his nephew.

01-04-2007, 02:49 AM
"his first thought after seeing the image was "this is definitely not madden." lolololzzzz

Im a Manatee
01-04-2007, 03:26 AM
I think this is easily possible, the phillies sent out cock-fighting in an effort to persuade season ticket buyers.

01-04-2007, 03:55 PM
I have trouble believing this story...

Same here, but if it is true and he dont want it. Ill trade him madden 07 for it :p

01-04-2007, 05:14 PM
Funny & Interesting If True!



01-05-2007, 02:19 AM
lmao look at this post from the original site

Hahaha good one uncle Dan!
Posted at 2:49PM (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/12/31/xxx-madden-gag-spoils-kids-xmas/#c3016448) on Dec 31st 2006 by hehehhehe 0 stars


duffy 91
01-05-2007, 03:07 AM
I would have loved to seen the face of parents, priceless

01-06-2007, 01:51 AM
I would have loved to see their faces since I live in UT. Hell I would have kept and be excited about what happened to me.

01-06-2007, 02:28 AM
HA thats funny even if untrue dude