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safemachine08
01-05-2010, 01:00 PM
i have waltched alot of movies in my time some good some bad some terrible but the worest movie i prob saw was paronormal activity

Nozza XBA
01-05-2010, 01:10 PM
PA wasnt all that bad. I asked my mate to skip the morning parts and get to the scary stuff as I found that boring but thats it!

One movie that comes to my mind is Miami Vice.. First time every me and my mates walked out of the cinema. It just seemed to lag and lag. Nothing was happening which got me into it, to much talking, no action (or harly any/not enough).. just crap imo.

Other than I cant think of any.. If I do, I'll edit them in.

EDIT: Ok thought of another one.. or few. Anything by the Waynes Brothers! All shit! I cant handle there programmes but the films they make are utter turd but a fair few people like them?! Why? White Chicks.. seriously!?

Gackt
01-05-2010, 02:31 PM
Dead or Alive the movie was pretty horrid...then again, what Uwe Boll movie is anything but bad.

KwH x Fatality
01-05-2010, 02:31 PM
Hottie and Nottie, The.

Paris Hilton can not act. :)

bradders1495
01-05-2010, 03:00 PM
I am Legend. Ugh..

soooooo boring..
Don't get me wrong, I understand films. I don't just watch them for action like alt of 14 year olds, but I just found this film terrible.

stukorn
01-05-2010, 03:31 PM
gramar police, that's not a film, it's in regard to the thread title.

I saw a film called, SS Doomtrooper, it was like Wolvenstien but laughable, very poor CGI, unknown cast and soul destorying.

The Ultrafiend
01-05-2010, 03:41 PM
gramar police, that's not a film, it's in regard to the thread title.

I saw a film called, SS Doomtrooper, it was like Wolvenstien but laughable, very poor CGI, unknown cast and soul destorying.

SS Doomtrooper is a goddamn classic, man. It's one of those comedies you could never write as a comedy, it's THAT fucking badly done.

I've seen just about every piece of crap they ever tailor-made for the Sci-Fi channel and Doomtrooper is head and shoulders above the rest in terms of sheer comedy.

You wanna see some REALLY bad movies, flip over to the UK's Zone Horror channel. That's basically movies that the Sci-Fi channel didn't want & Sci-Fi showed Scorpion King 2 the other day. Scorpion King 2, for christsakes.

Purge
01-05-2010, 03:43 PM
I just watched American Physco, and it's an amazing film. I thought I'd let you all know.

shilbo-assassin
01-05-2010, 03:53 PM
Air Force One is the worst mainstream film I've ever seen. It just annoyed me on every level. Even the legendary Gary Oldham grated with that Russian accent.

That or Jingle all the Way but at least with that there are some epic youtube clips.

Starstrukk X360A
01-05-2010, 04:06 PM
Miss March.
It was just really, really bad.

The plot was about two guys taking a road trip across america to find one of the guy's girlfriend.
Not only is the plot way too overdone, but the characters were also overdone; one of the guys is smart and doesn't like to get into trouble, and the other's just the opposite.

Road Trip > Any other movie in existence regarding road trips.

Horrible film, Miss March.


That or Jingle all the Way but at least with that there are some epic youtube clips.

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN. NOW!

Purge
01-05-2010, 04:45 PM
YouTube- Jungle all the way - Swede Mason

Your wife's cookies are out of this world.

Volzagia
01-05-2010, 04:48 PM
gramar police, that's not a film, it's in regard to the thread title.

I saw a film called, SS Doomtrooper, it was like Wolvenstien but laughable, very poor CGI, unknown cast and soul destorying.

I love how you spelt Grammer wrong

safemachine08
01-05-2010, 05:14 PM
I love how you spelt Grammer wrong

lol he did

Indyy xXx
01-05-2010, 05:23 PM
YouTube- Jungle all the way - Swede Mason (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDRDCMZbp8)

Your wife's cookies are out of this world.


jingle all the way is an awesome movie! its not bad lol


the worst film i saw was Albino Farm absoloutley terrible i only watched it cos chris jericho was in it worst film ever lol

ferrari360max
01-05-2010, 05:34 PM
I love how you spelt Grammer wrong

Oh the irony! Its "grammar"

On topic recently i saw Sorority row and it was appalling.

Unterofficer
01-05-2010, 05:39 PM
Dead or Alive the movie was pretty horrid...then again, what Uwe Boll movie is anything but bad.
DoA didn't have anything to do with Uwe Boll.

Anyway movie that haunts me on my nightmares is Glass Jungle. That is so horrible movie that I don't even want to tell you what happened on it. Just remember that name, and never watch it. Don't even search for that movie out of curiosity, or you get nightmares. It is that bad.

Captain Fantasm
01-05-2010, 05:40 PM
Oh the irony! Its "grammar"

Beautiful, can't believe it took this thread three attempts to spell it correctly.

On topic, Rise Of The Footsoldier. The minute you realise that they cast a midget in the lead role, the film becomes amazingly bad. In a good way though.

The Ultrafiend
01-05-2010, 06:03 PM
Beautiful, can't believe it took this thread three attempts to spell it correctly.

On topic, Rise Of The Footsoldier. The minute you realise that they cast a midget in the lead role, the film becomes amazingly bad. In a good way though.

Rise Of The Footsoldier was an awful, awful film but it does wield the immortal line 'Rob my house and I bathe in your fucking blood!'. XD

Absolutionz
01-05-2010, 06:44 PM
The Avengers or One Missed Call.

zTiamaTz
01-05-2010, 06:48 PM
Freddy vs Jason. Everything this movie should have been wasn't. They made it a styleized, piece of shit that they filled with every bad horror movie cliche they could.

Hysteria89
01-05-2010, 09:41 PM
Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus

Here are two reasons, why this is the worst film I've ever seen:

YouTube- Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus - Golden Gate Bridge

YouTube- Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus - The Plane

P.s. This film is bad aswell.

YouTube- Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

ZackNovak
01-05-2010, 09:46 PM
The Spirit was pretty terrible but Eva Mendes made up for it.

ZackNovak
01-05-2010, 09:49 PM
I love how you spelt Grammer wrong

That...is..just incredible.

Absolutionz
01-05-2010, 10:01 PM
The Spirit was pretty terrible but Eva Mendes made up for it.

Eva Mendes made up for every bad movie ever made.

elephantd
01-05-2010, 10:21 PM
Miss March.
It was just really, really bad.

The plot was about two guys taking a road trip across america to find one of the guy's girlfriend.
Not only is the plot way too overdone, but the characters were also overdone; one of the guys is smart and doesn't like to get into trouble, and the other's just the opposite.

Road Trip > Any other movie in existence regarding road trips.

Horrible film, Miss March.



PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN. NOW!

come on who doesn't like to watch a rapper with a staw for a penis lol.
yeah that was bad though.

My worst was some horrible horror flim i only watch a min of it, and in that min a younger girl pees herself which everyone can tell was clearly fake, her parents dead with what looked like ketchup over them. yeah couldn't bare to watch anymore.

Nathan WV10
01-05-2010, 10:30 PM
The worst film i watched was a film called Mirrormask

jamieCR7
01-06-2010, 12:31 AM
Oh the irony! Its "grammar"

On topic recently i saw Sorority row and it was appalling.
If I was being brutal, there is supposed to be an apostrophe in "it's", but we'll leave that for another day. :p

I have to agree with the Shark Attack films, they really are terrible beyond human belief. Wow.

ferrari360max
01-06-2010, 01:22 AM
If I was being brutal, there is supposed to be an apostrophe in "it's", but we'll leave that for another day. :p

I have to agree with the Shark Attack films, they really are terrible beyond human belief. Wow.

Unfortunately the apostrophe, hash and semi colon key don't press on my keyboard. I have to hope for firefox spell check to pick up on it although it registers "its" as correct so yeah lol.

Euvel
01-06-2010, 01:36 AM
I can not name the worst movie I have seen specifically because I have watched too many movies on SciFi(SyFy is the dumbest name they could have come up with). Though I do recall a movie I saw called Lightning Strikes.

Tried watching it twice but it was so damn boring and stupid. From what I understood the Devil chooses when and where he feels like striking at his own free will and if he strikes two humans, with the lightning of coarse, at the same time then one of them dies and the other one becomes immune to the Devil's lightning. So a boy just got his powers or something and I gave up. Good thing there was Discovery Channel.

The Ultrafiend
01-06-2010, 01:49 AM
Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus

Here are two reasons, why this is the worst film I've ever seen:

YouTube- Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus - Golden Gate Bridge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvciIVcn33c)

YouTube- Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus - The Plane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBizgLZX7W0&feature=related)

P.s. This film is bad aswell.

YouTube- Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc&feature=related)

Honest to god, these are two of my favourite movies ever. No actual comedian could write shit that funny.

HacksawDoomx187
01-06-2010, 04:23 AM
Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus

Here are two reasons, why this is the worst film I've ever seen:

YouTube- Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus - Golden Gate Bridge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvciIVcn33c)

YouTube- Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus - The Plane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBizgLZX7W0&feature=related)


Agreed! I actually watched this last night simply because I watched the trailer and said to myself, "I have to find out for myself just how shitty this movie really is." Surprisingly, it even managed to exceed those expectations for christ sakes. It was worse than all the sequels to Jaws which I didn't think was possible.

Also, three times to fiugre out how to spell grammar? Really? I don't know whether to laugh or facepalm.

xI C0uch P0tat0
01-06-2010, 05:05 AM
Troll 2 is so bad it's funny.

TheJuggernautExperience
01-06-2010, 06:22 AM
Dead or Alive the movie was pretty horrid...then again, what Uwe Boll movie is anything but bad.

So true his movie's are so bad.
I'd rather see clouds in the sky than watch another one of his movies.
......Bloodrayne 2 was just so awful.

a few weeks ago i watched MysteryMen
wow that movie was horrible when i was a kid i thought that it was hilarious.

Squirrel257
01-06-2010, 06:27 AM
Twilight: New Moon. I hated my missus for a long time after we saw this.

safemachine08
01-06-2010, 05:22 PM
Freddy vs Jason. Everything this movie should have been wasn't. They made it a styleized, piece of shit that they filled with every bad horror movie cliche they could.

it wasnt great but wasnt that bad to

Barad
01-06-2010, 05:46 PM
Quantum of Solace..I love James Bond films but this one was just shit and a huge disappointment to the James Bond series..Casino Royale was so much better and a great film alone, Daniel Craig is a legend but QoS was just awful.

HacksawDoomx187
01-07-2010, 02:50 AM
Quantum of Solace..I love James Bond films but this one was just shit and a huge disappointment to the James Bond series..Casino Royale was so much better and a great film alone, Daniel Craig is a legend but QoS was just awful.
Kind of like someone said about Freddy vs. Jason, it definitely wasn't what it could have been and didn't come close to Casino Royale but calling it the worst movie ever is a stretch. Perhaps one of the biggest dissapointments, yes, but I have to disagree with worst movie ever.

institutions
01-07-2010, 03:43 AM
The SciFi original movie Yeti.
Terrible terrible movie except for the scene where the yeti rips off one of the rescuers legs and beats him with it.

SciFi movies are very very fun to watch.
There was one on a few nights ago where a few people were trapped in a convenient store because there was some infecting thing outside. Idk the details because I missed the first 30 minutes or so but it was pretty shitty.

Illution
01-07-2010, 04:15 AM
You're lying about paranormal activity. But uhh Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer is the worst movie I've ever seen...

oh my goodness... that was so horrid. Either that or Bedtime Stories.

Ryan2099
01-07-2010, 04:31 AM
Night Of The Living Dead 3D:(

Tr0usersnake
01-07-2010, 04:43 AM
Burn After Reading was absolutely terrible. I swear, the only time I laughed when was Brad Pitt got a bullet in his brain.

Euvel
01-07-2010, 06:13 AM
Burn After Reading was absolutely terrible. I swear, the only time I laughed when was Brad Pitt got a bullet in his brain. So it is a good thing that was the only scene my brother showed me.

Melanopterus
01-07-2010, 06:34 AM
White Chicks, that Served movie.... I have blocked them almost totally from my memory.

Not one of the worst movies I've ever seen but one of the most overrated is Citizen Kane. I hate being a film student and having that shoved down my throat. It's not bad it's just not the end all and be all of film

safemachine08
01-07-2010, 05:14 PM
White Chicks, that Served movie.... I have blocked them almost totally from my memory.

Not one of the worst movies I've ever seen but one of the most overrated is Citizen Kane. I hate being a film student and having that shoved down my throat. It's not bad it's just not the end all and be all of film

that movie was so funny lol

minimaster58
01-07-2010, 05:48 PM
Quantum of Solace..I love James Bond films but this one was just shit and a huge disappointment to the James Bond series..Casino Royale was so much better and a great film alone, Daniel Craig is a legend but QoS was just awful.
My friend fell asleep during Quantum of Solace. Mine would be Paranormal activity.

Barad
01-07-2010, 05:59 PM
Kind of like someone said about Freddy vs. Jason, it definitely wasn't what it could have been and didn't come close to Casino Royale but calling it the worst movie ever is a stretch. Perhaps one of the biggest dissapointments, yes, but I have to disagree with worst movie ever.

I guess your right i was quite pissed at the time of writing that message lol, QoS is not a bad film alone, it just could have been 1000 times better.
I'm gonna say Terminator 3 sucked like hell.

My friend fell asleep during Quantum of Solace. Mine would be Paranormal activity.

lol yhh well i guess Paranormal Activity was pretty bad in ways.

iJon72
01-07-2010, 08:03 PM
Epic Movie, Superhero movie or anything like it! Terrible!!!
But Duplicity is the only film every that i have fallen to sleep in a cinema while watching a film.

Hysteria89
01-07-2010, 08:11 PM
Epic Movie, Superhero movie or anything like it! Terrible!!!
But Duplicity is the only film every that i have fallen to sleep in a cinema while watching a film.

I totally agree with Epic Movie. I wanted the 90 minutes of my life back after watching it.

Run BMP
01-07-2010, 08:16 PM
I vote.

Blood: The Last Vampire.

The American live action movie, not the anime. It was aweful

Tussell
01-07-2010, 10:44 PM
Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus

Here are two reasons, why this is the worst film I've ever seen:

YouTube- Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus - Golden Gate Bridge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvciIVcn33c)

YouTube- Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus - The Plane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBizgLZX7W0&feature=related)

P.s. This film is bad aswell.

YouTube- Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc&feature=related)

$6,000 says that you haven't seen either film, just clips on YouTube.

Purge
01-07-2010, 10:56 PM
I call your bet and raise you by $2,000!

Hysteria89
01-07-2010, 10:57 PM
$6,000 says that you haven't seen either film, just clips on YouTube.

Wrong. I watched Mega Shark Vs giant octopus on Sci Fi a few weeks back and as for shark attack 3 I watched it on DVD at a mates house.

Smoochy
01-08-2010, 12:27 AM
Seems like some people need to watch more movies. Seriously, if Burn After Reading is the worst movie you've ever seen, you haven't seen very many movies. I'm sorry.

Anyway, the worst movie I've ever seen was a Scifi movie called Scarecrow. Absolutely horrid.

D3R3L3CT
01-08-2010, 07:51 PM
I love how you spelt Grammer wrong

I love how you spelt grammar wrong.

MrSpanner
01-08-2010, 07:58 PM
scary movie 4, man i fell asleep after 10mins. 0.0001/10

GhostFalcon3
01-09-2010, 07:36 PM
Goal 3 - was a pretty bad film about football the first film was alright but they just kept on getting worse as they went on and the film had no real plot to it.

2012 doomsday - what i just recently saw would also be one of the worst asell as the special effects in the film were terrible and again with a very weak plot.

Jakethemuss
01-09-2010, 07:43 PM
Any Seagal film post 2000. No need to actually specify one as they're all the same. Seagal playing some form of law enforcement agent with a hideously fake wig, starring alongside some rapper 30 years younger in an attempt to get cred. Add a load of stupid, fake fight scenes with obvious body doubles and wirework, afew tonnes of arrogance and a refusal to STOP MAKING DAMN MOVIES and voila! you have a true disaster of a movie.

Tussell
01-09-2010, 11:31 PM
Wrong. I watched Mega Shark Vs giant octopus on Sci Fi a few weeks back and as for shark attack 3 I watched it on DVD at a mates house.
Haha, it's just that most people that post that as a terrible movie or cheesy movie, have never actually seen it, only clips from YouTube.

DOOKH8R
01-09-2010, 11:45 PM
Burn After Reading was absolutely terrible. I swear, the only time I laughed when was Brad Pitt got a bullet in his brain.


I second that. Worst Movie I have ever seen.

veece16
01-09-2010, 11:50 PM
Paranormal Activity. I absolutely hated that movie, the entire thing was just bs.

MelangeAddict
01-10-2010, 12:13 AM
First of all, gonna have to agree with ExplodinTurnips that Road Trip is the greatest of all road trip type movies.
Worst movies I've seen? Gonna have to think, I watch a lot of movies.
I'm not going to go with the cliche of writing any of the Uwe Boll movies I've watched, crap I just did didn't I?
Hmmm,
Diary of the Dead
Day of the Dead (remake with Mena Suvari)
Burn After Reading
White Chicks
Evilution
That Friday the 13th with Jason in space.

IceBlox
01-10-2010, 12:24 AM
Cloverfield and Paranormal Activity

Snowman
01-10-2010, 12:38 AM
That Friday the 13th with Jason in space.

Why exactly did you have to remind me of JasonX?

Tussell
01-10-2010, 12:52 AM
Burn After Reading
Woah, woah, woah.

What the hell?!

Can you give some reasons as to why?!
I think you're the first person who doesn't like it...

LicensedForwar
01-10-2010, 01:01 AM
One of the worst things i seen was a couple of nights ago. Southland Tales.

The Destroyernatorer
01-10-2010, 01:05 AM
Learn to spell...


Anyway, for me it's Open Water, without a doubt. Although honourable mentions to Arachnid and The Fog (2005).


Woah, woah, woah.

What the hell?!

Can you give some reasons as to why?!
I think you're the first person who doesn't like it...

I'm with you, it's not perfect, but really zany and great fun

MelangeAddict
01-10-2010, 01:08 AM
Woah, woah, woah.

What the hell?!

Can you give some reasons as to why?!
I think you're the first person who doesn't like it...

Okay, maybe calling it one of the worst I've seen is a bit harsh, but of the Coen Bros movies this one stood out the least for me. I just didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would.

Tussell
01-10-2010, 01:12 AM
Okay, maybe calling it one of the worst I've seen is a bit harsh, but of the Coen Bros movies this one stood out the least for me. I just didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would.
You scared the SHIT out of me with that first comment... I thought I was going to have to go medieval on your ass! :p

LicensedForwar
01-10-2010, 01:16 AM
Learn to spell...


Anyway, for me it's Open Water, without a doubt. Although honourable mentions to Arachnid and The Fog (2005).




I'm with you, it's not perfect, but really zany and great fun

Who what me?

Squirrel257
01-11-2010, 04:57 PM
The first time I saw Watchmen I was like. 'This is fucking gay'. Then I slapped myself, watched it again, and loved it so much I'm buying the graphic novel.

Cyburn360
01-11-2010, 05:34 PM
Disaster Movie (2008)

The Destroyernatorer
01-11-2010, 08:14 PM
Who what me?

No! The OP

"What was the worest movie u ever saw?"

Should be more like "What is the worst movie you have ever seen?"


I'm a bit of a grammar nazi :p

Joker0fLife
01-11-2010, 08:50 PM
Freddy Got Fingered and Showgirls. My god, they are horrid.

sweatdog
01-11-2010, 08:53 PM
I Know Who Killed Me with Lindsay Lohan.

Just bad. In so many ways.

MelangeAddict
01-11-2010, 09:12 PM
The first time I saw Watchmen I was like. 'This is fucking gay'. Then I slapped myself, watched it again, and loved it so much I'm buying the graphic novel.

Graphic novel is great.

rf0t0
01-12-2010, 06:23 PM
This one;

http://i.imgur.com/JmRmb.jpg

Tussell
01-12-2010, 11:00 PM
Freddy Got Fingered and Showgirls. My god, they are horrid.
Freddy Got Fingered is a hilarious movie in my opinion. I don't understand how people can hate on it...

YouTube- Freddy Got Fingered - We can live like kings!

Joker0fLife
01-13-2010, 05:37 AM
Freddy Got Fingered is a hilarious movie in my opinion. I don't understand how people can hate on it...

YouTube- Freddy Got Fingered - We can live like kings! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEgcM9NAaps&feature=related)

Thanks for reminding me how lackluster that movie is :p

The Ultrafiend
01-13-2010, 05:42 AM
This one;

http://i.imgur.com/JmRmb.jpg

So that's what's been bugging me for over a week now.

Hysterical, seriously.

XxBlueSpade2xX
01-13-2010, 10:27 AM
That movie with the kid who fucked the pie in American Pie, I think it was called "Loser". What a piece of trash.

safemachine08
01-13-2010, 02:58 PM
Cloverfield and Paranormal Activity

very very true worest movies made lol

bulletman
01-13-2010, 03:04 PM
Probably Transformers 2, it was shit. I loved Paranormal Activity though, dont know why everyone hates it. Oh well... *Moves on*

Joker0fLife
01-13-2010, 05:15 PM
Probably Transformers 2, it was the shit. I loved Paranormal Activity though, dont know why everyone hates it. Oh well... *Moves on*

*Corrected* :p

Melanopterus
01-14-2010, 02:54 AM
I forgot about Open Water and I know who killed me. I was actually applauded for screaming at the top of my lungs in open water "hurry up and die or I am getting my money back".

I know who killed me made me want to shoot people.... just bad

XxBlueSpade2xX
01-14-2010, 09:09 AM
I must admit, I enjoyed Freddy Got Fingered (for shame). Also, Southland Tales interested me a little, but it was very very strange.

TheEighthSage
01-14-2010, 09:50 AM
Hmmm....I'd have to say Spiderman 3 ranks up there as one of the worst movies I've seen. Such a shame considering the first two were good. There's another, far worse movie that isn't worth mentioning too. Short of that its initials are M. T. S. and involves parodies of summer blockbusters. *shudders at how horrible that movie was*

bulletman
01-14-2010, 07:00 PM
*Corrected* :p

Haha...Oh well, at least someone liked it.:)

Big Chops 76
01-14-2010, 11:30 PM
The worst movie I have ever seen was Blair Witch Project, it still dumb founds me why it made as much even when they thought it was real the first time it came out. It just was that damn stupid.

DiamondD
01-15-2010, 01:10 AM
Definitely the worst movie I've ever seen was DOA (Dead or Alive). That movie was so bad that I walked out of the movie theater and I NEVER do that.

xCHICKEN DIXx
01-15-2010, 01:41 AM
Anything that involves dancing (Grease, flash dance, ect) , Titanic.I'll stop there cause there's to many to list

safemachine08
01-15-2010, 02:18 AM
Anything that involves dancing (Grease, flash dance, ect) , Titanic.I'll stop there cause there's to many to list


omg dude i h8 dancing movies to lol

Laorik
01-15-2010, 02:26 AM
I gotta say hands down, the worst i've ever seen was Dragon Ball Evolution. I mean some movies are so bad its funny. This one is just bad bad bad.

Dz06lt
01-15-2010, 02:30 AM
Punch Drunk Love & Vanilla Sky - complete shit

Melanopterus
01-15-2010, 02:52 AM
Punch Drunk Love & Vanilla Sky - complete shit

I wouldn't put Vanilla Sky as my worst but it's pretty bad. I really didn't get why people were all into it. Someone told me it was "so deep and complex" and I watched it.... I sat there and thought to myself the whole time "oh one of those movies that is called deep and no one wants to look dumb when they say it's not"

Honkymagoo
01-15-2010, 03:15 AM
Burn After Reading


Oh fuck you! I've probably seen it 15 times now. It gets funnier every time I see it. If you've only seen it once I recommend giving it another shot.

That movie with the kid who fucked the pie in American Pie, I think it was called "Loser". What a piece of trash.

That movie was cute and far far worse have been made. If that's the worst you've seen I envy you.

safemachine08
01-15-2010, 05:15 PM
I gotta say hands down, the worst i've ever seen was Dragon Ball Evolution. I mean some movies are so bad its funny. This one is just bad bad bad.

this is very true saw it before

Lava Tonsil
01-15-2010, 05:34 PM
Freddy vs Jason... epic fail.
That and 'Hana Bi' - a Takeshi Kitano film (Twitchy eye guy in Battle Royale). Possibly the 2 hours i'll regret most that i can never get back.
Ooh.. and 'Soldier' with Kurt Russell, but it did at least make me laugh.

Rhiot
01-15-2010, 11:04 PM
Definately have to go with EPIC MOVIE on this one... absolutely horrible!

i m redshark
01-15-2010, 11:13 PM
My wife and I joined a group of our friends and someone suggested seeing the movie "Pulse" , biggest mistake of my life. I felt upset that I wasted my money on that movie, I have never forgiven my friend for suggesting it

rvlution
01-17-2010, 04:27 AM
Super Baby Geniuses 2
Patrick
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (at the same time kinda awesome)
Transmorphers

Revolver
01-17-2010, 07:09 AM
The worst movie I've seen recently is The Spirit.
The chicks in it were hot but the story was so damn boring that I just had to leave the theater.

namel3ss gamer
01-17-2010, 04:55 PM
Will Smith is a legend but even he couldn't save wild wild west from being my worst movie!!!

Gemini1986
01-18-2010, 09:34 AM
I would have to say Dragon Ball. Everything about that movie sucks.

Tussell
01-18-2010, 10:23 AM
Punch Drunk Love
Let me guess, you expected Punch-Drunk Love to be funny because it had Adam Sandler? That was probably one of his most amazing rolls in my opinion.

thegonzoguy
01-18-2010, 10:34 AM
if you havent heard of lasarblast then you must watch it cause it is absolutely the worst movie made.

KILLING5PR33
01-18-2010, 10:35 AM
Paranormal Activity. I absolutely hated that movie, the entire thing was just bs. Your insane, i loved that movie but it is your opinion. Dummest movie of all time is epic movie.

Gemini1986
01-18-2010, 05:29 PM
Your insane, i loved that movie but it is your opinion. Dummest movie of all time is epic movie.

Dude that movie had some of the lamest scares, nothing, absolutely nothing about that movie was even the slightest bit scary.

Purge
01-18-2010, 05:32 PM
Cloverfield and Paranormal Activity

Cloverfield is a great film, Paranormal Activity not so much.

bulletman
01-20-2010, 12:16 PM
That was probably one of his most amazing rolls in my opinion.

Either that or Reign Over Me which is depressing, but a good film with good performances.

cheddercharlie
01-20-2010, 12:46 PM
Cloverfield is a great film, Paranormal Activity not so much.

ill be honest i got confused at the ending of cloverfield...:confused: hope im not the only one

paranornal activity i was full of critism before i watched it cos all my mates hyped it up to be "shit scary" and i decided to watch it... only to apologise to them all for being "pussys"

dmf087
01-20-2010, 01:50 PM
The remake of Friday The 13th.
I don't know what possessed me to even go see it in the first place, I knew it would be a failure and I was right. It made me cry and it makes me cry even more knowing there's going to be a second one.

xM4N1CM3NT4L3Rx
01-20-2010, 02:21 PM
Well


Burn after reading
The life aquatic
Lost in translation
Ballistic Ecks vs Sever

ReinSTONED
01-20-2010, 02:56 PM
Anytime I think of a bad movie, all I can think about is Leprachaun Back 2 Tha Hood and why the hell I actually watched it.

B1GM13
01-20-2010, 03:24 PM
i thought Hellboy was the worst film i'd ever seen,

then i was dumb enough to watch the 2nd one, then this took the crown of worst movie i've ever seen.


Dorian Gray is not far behind. brilliant story, brilliant book, shite film adaption!

cheddercharlie
01-20-2010, 03:32 PM
fun with dick and jane i found so borin i fell asleep at the beginnin and woke up at the end

CutePoisonCTU
01-20-2010, 03:34 PM
The remake of Friday The 13th.
I don't know what possessed me to even go see it in the first place, I knew it would be a failure and I was right. It made me cry and it makes me cry even more knowing there's going to be a second one.

Have to agree with you there, this film was terrible.

I also thought The Curious Case of Benjamin Button was truly boring. I fell asleep and wished for my life back!

Sean 94
01-20-2010, 03:41 PM
Epic movie.

Coheedd
01-20-2010, 04:54 PM
Paranormal Activity was hyped up to be so scary, and when I went with friends to go see it we just that there thinking 'Whens the scary stuff supposed to happen'.

I just bought myself the horror movie 'Sorrority Row' that I saw in a TV advert. Looks bad but I managed to pick it up for 5.

Purge
01-20-2010, 05:16 PM
ill be honest i got confused at the ending of cloverfield...:confused: hope im not the only one

paranornal activity i was full of critism before i watched it cos all my mates hyped it up to be "shit scary" and i decided to watch it... only to apologise to them all for being "pussys"

SPOILERS

Your probably not the only one that's confused with the ending of a film. Cloverfield especially. The main protagonist (the one moving to china after a promotion) runs under the bridge with his girlfriend and they speak there final moments to each other. We hear some sort of bomb go off, the monster screaming aswell as the two main characters screaming. You have to remmember that this whole event was recorded on a video camera. 'Hudd' the camera-man who holds the camera for the entire film had started filming over a cherished memory of the two main characters. The end sequence shows that's all we know about the cloverfield event and the original tape keeps playing.

Also at the end of the credit's the main protagonist clearly says "help us" which mean's that both of them are alive. If you use some common sense, that probably mean's the huge monster survived aswell. If you play the "help us" backwards, it turn's out he says "It's Alive". Classssssssssssss.

YouTube- Cloverfield - All Secrets Fully Revealed HD

cheddercharlie
01-20-2010, 05:24 PM
SPOILERS

Your probably not the only one that's confused with the ending of a film. Cloverfield especially. The main protagonist (the one moving to china after a promotion) runs under the bridge with his girlfriend and they speak there final moments to each other. We hear some sort of bomb go off, the monster screaming aswell as the two main characters screaming. You have to remmember that this whole event was recorded on a video camera. 'Hudd' the camera-man who holds the camera for the entire film had started filming over a cherished memory of the two main characters. The end sequence shows that's all we know about the cloverfield event and the original tape keeps playing.

Also at the end of the credit's the main protagonist clearly says "help us" which mean's that both of them are alive. If you use some common sense, that probably mean's the huge monster survived aswell. If you play the "help us" backwards, it turn's out he says "It's Alive". Classssssssssssss.



thanks mate that was helpful :D can understand it now :)

iBlessing 09
01-20-2010, 05:35 PM
Mine was the one when somebody made the same thread for the TENTH time.

Oh, it's real life.

Retom7
01-20-2010, 05:36 PM
WORST movie ever is Adam Sandler's - Goin (or Going?) Overboard. Holy crap was that the biggest piece of flaming shit ever. I mean it, not even laughable at how bad it was. It was painful to sit through half of it before deciding that explosive shit would be a better alternative to watching the rest of it.

Retom7
01-20-2010, 05:39 PM
Mine was the one when somebody made the same thread for the TENTH time.

Oh, it's real life.

Then just pass it by? What's the difference between the OP starting this one or just raising #9 from the dead? :bbut:

Ginormous76
01-20-2010, 08:28 PM
Hot Rod

It's not even so bad that it's good.

Tussell
01-20-2010, 08:31 PM
Well


Burn after reading
The life aquatic
Lost in translation
Ballistic Ecks vs Sever
I can see where you'd get Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever, but what about the others?

I don't get how two people already have said that Burn After Reading is one of the worst movies...

Life Aquatic is just amazing...

Retom7
01-20-2010, 09:17 PM
Hot Rod

It's not even so bad that it's good.

Really? I LOVED Hot Rod. I loved the cast. I realize it's not far off from Napoleon Dynamite, but sometimes it's nice to have a movie that requires NO thought... which Hot Rod does.

-"Let's dance! I'm all hopped up on green tea and shit!"
-the "cool beans" segment

I love it all!

Tussell
01-20-2010, 09:24 PM
Really? I LOVED Hot Rod. I loved the cast. I realize it's not far off from Napoleon Dynamite, but sometimes it's nice to have a movie that requires NO thought... which Hot Rod does.
Which reminds me, I forgot to mention Napoleon Dynamite is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

NawtyCawty
01-21-2010, 01:20 AM
Mamma Mia. Fuckin' torture from start to finish.

safemachine08
01-21-2010, 01:03 PM
Mamma Mia. Fuckin' torture from start to finish.

lol i saw this preview it looked so boreing lol never gonna rent it lol

XxFrAsZeRxX
01-23-2010, 06:39 AM
Mine was probably Duplicity, it might have been good if the story line wasn't so confusing but nothing really pulled me into the movie and the story line was just really hard to follow.

X monkfish69 X
01-25-2010, 01:04 AM
Not sure if anyone has mentioned it yet already, but it's such a bad film that I'll mention it anyway....

Dawn of the Dead (2008) - Truly F U C K I N G A W F U L. Avoid like the plague if you haven't seen it. Those of us that have had the misfortune to have seen it will agree.

KFZ Scrubs
01-25-2010, 01:11 AM
Postal, the scary movies after 2 and Epic movie...... nuff said.

xI DaR3DeViL Ix
01-25-2010, 01:28 AM
Ive seen a few thousand films and the first one that came to my head was:

Shaolin Soccer

YouTube- Shaolin Soccer (Part 1/10)

You can watch the whole thing on Youtube and it hasnt been removed, thats how bad it is.

I cant believe how many thousands of people have watched this rubbish lol.

Timmsy
01-26-2010, 11:33 AM
Epic Movie, it was absolutely diabolical!

Rook Riot
01-26-2010, 02:11 PM
I hated Chuck and Larry.

I know a bunch of people liked it but when my friend and I went and saw it in the theaters, it seemed like one of the gayest things ever.

master_shake_350
01-26-2010, 03:16 PM
Zombie strippers! That movie proves that pornstars are crap actors!

Lady Greaver
03-03-2010, 11:22 AM
Dead or alive the movie.

ApochWeiss
03-03-2010, 12:33 PM
Bone Sickness coming in right after my great uncle larry's home made snuff film.

bapae
03-03-2010, 12:44 PM
Most movies i watch i think are the worst movie ever.

ROBOT CHIMP
03-03-2010, 06:58 PM
GI JOE rise of cobra was the worst movie i ever saw

MilaNodens
03-03-2010, 07:01 PM
Cabin Fever 2 was awful. It's such a shame, too, since the first movie was so funny.

TonyQ
03-03-2010, 07:58 PM
G.I. Joe was such a horrible movie. I just could not find a single thing about it that made sense.

Zimmerman51
03-03-2010, 08:24 PM
I think it is a tie for me. The first one would have to be Paranormal Activity. I thought have one of dumbest movies EVER! Not one thing in it was scary to me. the second one would have to be Transformers:revenge of the fallen. I thought it was so bad I couldn't stay and watch the hole thing.

Kunduz
03-03-2010, 08:49 PM
House of the dead and pretty much every movie Uwe Boll been involved with

Z3n157
03-03-2010, 09:11 PM
I'm going to pick 2 here because they are tied for just complete piles of crap for me.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Eraserhead

The first one has some following and I know that people like it. I'm sorry I don't see how. Beautiful landscapes do not make up for complete pile of crap.

The 2nd one has a cult following as does David Lynch who brought that piece of crap movie into the world. I watch a lot of movies and have watched his whole non-short library and I don't see the big deal with him at all...

Tussell
03-03-2010, 09:59 PM
Eraserhead
The 2nd one has a cult following as does David Lynch who brought that piece of crap movie into the world. I watch a lot of movies and have watched his whole non-short library and I don't see the big deal with him at all...
Dude, Eraserhead is one of my favorite movies... I oughta smack you! :mad:

Z3n157
03-03-2010, 10:03 PM
Dude, Eraserhead is one of my favorite movies... I oughta smack you! :mad:

Sorry man :( even made 3 of my friends (one of which graduated from college for film) watch it and they hated it to. I'm not saying you shouldn't like it, but of probably over 1000 movies I've watched it was one that I seriously would pay to ....erase..... from my.... head...... haha...play on words...sorry....

Parasite Steve
03-03-2010, 10:04 PM
Paranormal Activity was pretty bad. Boring as shit and not scary at all... Seriously guys whats scary about staring at a wall for two hours?

Side note: SS Doomtrooper was awesome. All those bad Sci-fi and Horror movies were awesome.
Halloween 3(I think? The one that doesn't even have Micheal in it) was pretty bad too.

Upon looking it up I can easily say this scene from Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is the best thing ever
YouTube- Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus - Plane Attack!?

Tussell
03-03-2010, 10:06 PM
Sorry man :( even made 3 of my friends (one of which graduated from college for film) watch it and they hated it to. I'm not saying you shouldn't like it, but of probably over 1000 movies I've watched it was one that I seriously would pay to ....erase..... from my.... head...... haha...play on words...sorry....
That's bizarre. I've studied film all throughout high school, and own over 600 films, and have seen probably over a million movies (of course an exaggeration) and am taking film classes in college, and I must say, this is the first time I've ever heard anything negative about it.


Halloween 3(I think? The one that doesn't even have Micheal in it) was pretty bad too.
It doesn't have Michael in it.
Reason is, they were originally planning to make Halloween a series of short stories, however, Michael Myers was so popular, they decided to keep it as the series.

Halloween III: Season of the Witch is a good movie, just doesn't fit the series unfortunately.

Z3n157
03-03-2010, 10:11 PM
I liked Blue Velvet and thought Elephant Man was ok enough to watch. I thought Mullholand (sp? too lazy to look it up) Dr. was average at best. I thought Eraserhead was trying to be artsy and odd with no point to get to either point. Little to no character development or point to anything. Making someone connect the dots or think is one thing (movies that make you think or that are a bit twisted are actually my thing) but the only thing that movie made me think is how much I hated seeing it. Sorry I don't want to completely get way off track here....

Tussell
03-03-2010, 10:15 PM
Upon looking it up I can easily say this scene from Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is the best thing ever
YouTube- Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus - Plane Attack!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skYRZ_-RXtk&feature=related)
After talking about The Asylum on here so much, and seeing people post their films on the forum, I finally watched the movie, as it was on the Xbox with Netflix, and I must say, it was absolutely atrocious. I love cheesy films and shit, but I couldn't even finish this!

I liked Blue Velvet and thought Elephant Man was ok enough to watch. I thought Mullholand (sp? too lazy to look it up) Dr. was average at best. I thought Eraserhead was trying to be artsy and odd with no point to get to either point. Little to no character development or point to anything. Making someone connect the dots or think is one thing (movies that make you think or that are a bit twisted are actually my thing) but the only thing that movie made me think is how much I hated seeing it. Sorry I don't want to completely get way off track here....
I love his other films as well. Hell, I grew up on The Elephant Man! My grandma had it and I watched it all the time. I haven't seen it in ages though.

jamie-the-payne
03-05-2010, 11:00 PM
Worst I saw was either Disaster Movie or The Cottage. Seriously, I wanted to kill myself after The Cottage.

DeekBoy
03-05-2010, 11:28 PM
Napolean Dynamite made me want to die

genyosha
04-20-2010, 10:07 AM
The worst (mainstream) movie I saw was 2012.
They were constantly running away from catastrophies barely making it every time... that was f-ing annoying and bored me out

Death Metal Jim
04-20-2010, 08:31 PM
1. Stop or my mom will shoot
2. any pauly shore movie that i ever had the misfortune of seeing for 30 seconds before changing the channel
3. transformers 2
4. disaster movie
5. every video game movie ever made (and yes i've seen them all, i still hope that one day a good one will be made)

honorable mention goes to both Alien vs Predator movies- both franchises were almost ruined by these dreadful movies, shame too cause the comics were SO awesome, and the arcade game was one of my favorites ever

PaperThinWalls
04-22-2010, 01:47 AM
Not sure if anyone has mentioned it yet already, but it's such a bad film that I'll mention it anyway....

Dawn of the Dead (2008) - Truly F U C K I N G A W F U L. Avoid like the plague if you haven't seen it. Those of us that have had the misfortune to have seen it will agree.
Dawn of the Dead (2008)? There's no such thing...

The original came out in '78. It's a classic. Don't think you're referring to this one.

The remake came out in '04. Wouldn't say it was awful -- actually it's a pretty good remake and many would agree with me.

Now I'm going to take a wild guess and say you're referring to the remake of Day of the Dead that was released in 2008 -- which, from I've heard, is not very good.


Uh, now for me I'm going to go with something I've seen recently and say, Offerings. Terrible, cheaply made horror film that is a blatant ripoff of Carpenter's Halloween -- right up to the music. It doesn't even survive off the cheese factor that many poorly made horror films seem to be able to do.

RuYi
04-22-2010, 07:53 AM
Minotaur. I'm not sure if it's the right title, but the story was about a minotaur. It was so bad that it was actually amusing enough for me and my friends to watch it until the end.

1. Stop or my mom will shoot
I liked that film so much lol.

Death Metal Jim
04-22-2010, 09:39 AM
Minotaur. I'm not sure if it's the right title, but the story was about a minotaur. It was so bad that it was actually amusing enough for me and my friends to watch it until the end.


I liked that film so much lol.

:eek: ahhhhhh! next you're gonna tell me you enjoyed Cop and a half too :p

RuYi
04-22-2010, 04:29 PM
:eek: ahhhhhh! next you're gonna tell me you enjoyed Cop and a half too :p
Haven't seen it. But thanks for the suggestion lol.
I suppose I have a bad taste when it comes to films.
*shuts up about falling asleep during The Dark Knight because it didn't interest me at all*

Death Metal Jim
04-22-2010, 05:20 PM
Haven't seen it. But thanks for the suggestion lol.
I suppose I have a bad taste when it comes to films.
*shuts up about falling asleep during The Dark Knight because it didn't interest me at all*

well they're both similar films in that they make you want to gouge your eyes out while viewing them lmao! luckily i was able to avoid this by changing the channel before it was too late and i became blind through self-infliction ;)

RuYi
04-22-2010, 06:53 PM
well they're both similar films in that they make you want to gouge your eyes out while viewing them lmao! luckily i was able to avoid this by changing the channel before it was too late and i became blind through self-infliction ;)
Then I must see it. The DVD cover looks promising enough.
Next time you are channel surfing and you come across another film that suits in this category, let me know the title, lately we only have 5 star rated films on TV and I don't like them at all.

GhostFalcon3
04-22-2010, 06:55 PM
The worst (mainstream) movie I saw was 2012.
They were constantly running away from catastrophies barely making it every time... that was f-ing annoying and bored me out

what 2012 was good and kept me on mtyseat throughout

unless your talking about 2012 - Doomsday was truly was a terrible film

Fixelbucket
04-22-2010, 06:59 PM
Wind & Cloud! Hands down.

I usually never stop watching movies giving them all a chance but this was unbearable. It's a japanese Kung Fu-flick so I guess a lot of you missed it :biglaugh

dirge
04-22-2010, 10:49 PM
Not sure about worst, but one that sticks in my memory as being bad is Soapdish, mainly because me and my friend wanted to see Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves and his family who took us to see a film choose Soapdish. I've not seen or heard of it since but it definatly wans't one for younger generation, who knows maybe it'll be a bit better now that i'm an adult? Whoopie Goldburg film it was I believe.

Death Metal Jim
04-23-2010, 02:03 AM
Then I must see it. The DVD cover looks promising enough.
Next time you are channel surfing and you come across another film that suits in this category, let me know the title, lately we only have 5 star rated films on TV and I don't like them at all.

LMAO! :woop:

i'd have to search really hard to find movies similarily as bad as those two atrocities. Perhaps you should try some Mst3k movies but without the riffs? ::shudders::

ac2565
04-23-2010, 02:18 AM
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. Saw it on Netflix.

YouTube- Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus Highlights



Someone in the comments described it perfectly. "This movie is like a porno, but without any porn. "

Iv AJay vI
04-23-2010, 05:42 AM
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. Saw it on Netflix.



Someone in the comments described it perfectly. "This movie is like a porno, but without any porn. "

Netflix Instant View, has alot of "the worst movies you'll ever see".

xI DaR3DeViL Ix
04-23-2010, 11:10 AM
Literally just watched The Box and that has to be up there. The film is so random and just plain stupid. Clearly not the worst ever by far but as for being pointless and terrible its up there for sure.

milecoupe
04-23-2010, 02:27 PM
Lady in the water hands down.Only reason i went was 4 girls begged me so i was'nt gonna say no to them but wow.Made no sense at all and the only movie i've ever gone to see that i purely hated.

Daiphyer.
04-23-2010, 04:43 PM
Puff Puff Pass. Just horrible.

NEGAT1VE 1
04-25-2010, 01:28 AM
Ice Cream Man

HacksawDoomx187
04-25-2010, 02:39 AM
For everyone talking about Mega Shark, check out or rather don't check out Raptor Island. It is another awful action sci-fi film starring Z-list star Lorenzo Lamas. It is equally awful.

KIDDRAGON67
04-25-2010, 04:05 PM
Black Sheep, but it's one of those movies you have to watch and laugh at the people who starred,helped etc... in the movie.

Donkey Noob
04-25-2010, 04:15 PM
That Pippy Long Stalkings or however you spell it.

JuSt BLaZe
05-13-2010, 03:59 PM
Recently it was LAID TO REST.
I usually don't watch B-Movies, but well...
This movie was all the way effffd up.

ShinRyoma
05-14-2010, 04:51 PM
In theater? The Hole.

mike eppenbro
05-14-2010, 05:38 PM
Paranormal Activity was an over-hyped piece of shit. Not scary. Also, alot of morons I know thought it was based on a true story and I wanted to kill them because true stories do not have alternate endings.

Napolean Dynamite was the most boring piece of shit movie I've ever seen and never finished. It's not funny and definetly should not be as quotable as it is. I have never once made it through this moive without falling asleep. Can't say I didn't give it a chance.

2012 was terrible. Who wants to see survivors at the end of a movie about the end of the fucking world?

The Crazies. (Remake). Predictable, and relied too much on cheap jump scares.

And any movie Nicholas Cage is in. God, I hate the motherfucker.

Tussell
05-14-2010, 05:42 PM
Recently it was LAID TO REST.
I usually don't watch B-Movies, but well...
This movie was all the way effffd up.
All the way effffd up? How do you mean?

A ZombieTwinkie
05-14-2010, 06:25 PM
Recently it was LAID TO REST.
I usually don't watch B-Movies, but well...
This movie was all the way effffd up.

I thought it was a decent movie. Better than a lot of movies I've seen - 'Stupid Teenagers Must Die' is one of those that come to mind. Unless you mean way effed up like the killing and whatnot.

Coxy x360a
05-14-2010, 07:50 PM
Pride and Prejudice. Don't let a female tempt you into it..

sleepydumbdude
05-14-2010, 07:55 PM
I've seen a lot of horrible movies so I'll just put the worst I have seen in theaters. Elektra I was so bored I fell asleep then I rented it on dvd and fell asleep again. It wasn't until it was on cable tv that I actually seen the last quarter of the movie.

esio gk
05-14-2010, 08:17 PM
'The Hottie and the Nottie' with Paris Hilton. It was truth or dare. I chose dare.

mike eppenbro
05-15-2010, 02:21 AM
'The Hottie and the Nottie' with Paris Hilton. It was truth or dare. I chose dare.

Got a good laugh out of that. Sorry you had to see that movie though. =P

babyfarmer
05-15-2010, 07:52 AM
The absolute worst experience I have ever had at the theater was seeing Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2. That crap was nigh unwatchable.

Zecrah
05-15-2010, 12:46 PM
Hmmm... Vantage Point. It was just completely and utterly pointless, and I was bored stiff after 10 minutes. Each time one 'scene' or whatever was over I was hoping it was the end. By the time it was finally the end, I still wasn't any further into the film than at the beginning.

CrAzYnoodle
05-15-2010, 01:29 PM
-Last Days of Frankie the Fly
-Topgun
-The Godfather (Sorry...)
-Rocky Balboa
-Mrs Santa Claus
-Watership Down (Good book)
-Rambo III
-Police Academy
-Enduring Love
-Bring it on!

Kirye
05-16-2010, 08:46 PM
- Evil Dead
- Avatar
- Lord of the Rings
- Cop Out
- Twilight
- ..I can't remember the name, but it was with Jack Black and some other guy remaking movies cause they messed them up. Yeah, it was that bad that the name slipped my mind.

Granted, these movies are all my opinion.

Miasma
05-16-2010, 08:58 PM
- ..I can't remember the name, but it was with Jack Black and some other guy remaking movies cause they messed them up. Yeah, it was that bad that the name slipped my mind.

Be Kind Rewind, and yeah I thought it was awful.

I've seen a ton of bad movies but off the top of my head:
-Chronicles of Riddick
-The Village
-Funny People
-Alone In The Dark
-Avatar

Just my opinion though.

Indyy xXx
05-23-2010, 01:40 AM
Street fighter: the legend of chun li ...

all i have to say is /facepalm it was terrible!

McGoogles
05-23-2010, 01:47 AM
All SyFy movies are just terrible in every following way: Acting, dialogue, plot, music, graphics, etc..

I saw a movie on SyFy recently called "Ice Spiders". I actually enjoyed it thoroughly only because of how bad it was.

Zombie Strippers is also a terrible movie.

jamie1000013
05-25-2010, 08:35 AM
The strangers shit and predictable and I once watched a film which was 1:30 off people in a car lol

KidDivinegon
05-26-2010, 02:00 PM
Anything M. Night Shyamalan
on that note, I'm pissed that he's doing The Last Airbender cause I loved the Avatar cartoon.

And of course Twilight. Watched it for a few minutes and I can swear my brain began to bleed...

RenegadeFlanker
05-27-2010, 10:19 PM
Even though its a classic I despise the movie 1984

BOKS66
05-29-2010, 08:11 PM
Drag me to Hell.. Worst. Movie. Ever.

jamie1000013
05-31-2010, 01:43 AM
Drag me to Hell.. Worst. Movie. Ever.
yes anything with a possessed goat will suck rofl.

Revolver
05-31-2010, 01:52 AM
The one I remember seeing recently was Shutter Island. :mad:
I literally fell asleep in the movie theater because of how horrible it was.

Kennard96
05-31-2010, 09:37 PM
alvin chipmunks 2 rubbishest film ever

hodge
05-31-2010, 10:04 PM
Either Awake (God that was boring!) or Street Fighter (I just had too high expectations)

jbm0360
06-03-2010, 09:06 AM
Dungeons and Dragons used to hold this title, but Twilight is the reigning champion.

NawtyCawty
06-03-2010, 04:32 PM
SS Doomtrooper for me too. Also possibly the remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still. Truly terrible film.

sneaky sneaky
06-05-2010, 02:23 AM
Freddy Got Fingered

Dillagence
06-06-2010, 03:54 PM
Zombie Strippers was utter garbage. Impossible to see sober.

TarvDietts
06-06-2010, 04:33 PM
To start, any parody movie of a comedy movie.

To name a few others: New Moon, Max Payne, Cabin Fever.

Craz
06-06-2010, 10:32 PM
I think its Open water for me yeah theres a tiny bit of nudity but an hour and half of 2 people bobbin up and down in the water was soooo boring

Bubble Supreme
06-06-2010, 10:35 PM
"League of gentlemen the apocalpse" two hours of my life I will never get back...

domn8rdom
06-07-2010, 04:35 AM
Son of the Mask! you follow Jim Carrey with Jamie Kennedy and it wasnt even funny. Just horrible.

sstemo
06-10-2010, 08:10 AM
The Wickerman. Just terrible.

XMisterSandmanX
06-14-2010, 02:49 PM
The Village, it was the worst horror movie I've ever seen.

The Gh0st
06-15-2010, 01:00 PM
The Unborn easily.
It was the only movie I ever watched that caused me physical pain to sit though. Literally.

I just wanted it to be over so bad I was squirming the whole time then my back started hurting :(

TakahashiDemon
06-16-2010, 05:22 PM
Reign of Fire.. only bits I found good were bits with dragons, but overall it was complicated to understand and wasn't really that good of a dragon movie as I hoped.

ladyvader
06-16-2010, 05:26 PM
Dungeon and Dragon. I walked out of the theater before the movie ended.

Iconoclast
06-16-2010, 05:47 PM
Another thread actually reminded me of this. I think the worst movie I've ever seen has to be Plan 9 From Outer Space...what a load of rubbish, even for its time.

Agent Aero
06-16-2010, 05:55 PM
Mine is a movie called Slither. It was supposed to be a comedy horror, even better than Shaun of the dead (apparently), and it was complete and utter crap.
http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.notasdecine.es/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/slither.jpg&sa=X&ei=AQ8ZTO3pA9Hd4gb3qdnZCw&ved=0CAQQ8wc4Bg&usg=AFQjCNE7UxXMA08nJVeuie-ghVsUzJ__rg

burningreaper
06-17-2010, 12:45 AM
Another thread actually reminded me of this. I think the worst movie I've ever seen has to be Plan 9 From Outer Space...what a load of rubbish, even for its time.

Until you brought it up, I'd destroyed every memory of that movie. Plan 9 is a crime against humanity.

SALT1R3
06-17-2010, 10:01 PM
The Wickerman. Just terrible.

I take it thats the remake as the original is still quite chilling tho dated.

I cannot think just now off the top of my head what the worst film I've seen was though there has been a few stinkers thats for sure.

XxBlueSpade2xX
06-18-2010, 06:56 AM
Ninja Cheerleaders.

I seriously love crappy movies most of the time, but I couldn't even get past the opening credits of that piece of shit.

Tufty
06-18-2010, 07:29 AM
Mr Beans holiday, that's an hour and a half that I'll never get back.

Gavin TTC956GP
06-28-2010, 08:30 AM
Freddy vs Jason

I hated this movie for so many reasons...

BamseBaloo
06-28-2010, 02:54 PM
Worst.. Can I include B-movies?

If no:

The Room

If yes: Plan 9 or Manos (Yes, I've actually seen them, and yes, they are ludicrously bad.)

Gorilla Stomper
06-28-2010, 10:57 PM
Chronicles of Riddick

http://telepromptedanthems.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/u-mad1.jpg

The Godfather (Sorry...)
Rambo III

http://telepromptedanthems.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/u-mad1.jpg

Evil Dead
Lord of the Rings

http://telepromptedanthems.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/u-mad1.jpg

Sorry, I couldn't resist the urge.

Burgy
06-30-2010, 11:44 AM
Do I say it? Do I say the name of a "film" so painfully stupid, so dangerously mind-numbing...? I'm afraid all those who look upon it will turn to goo.

DISTRICT 9.


The worst part of the movie, isn't even the movie. I mean, the movie is FILTHY. It's so bad, the room smells of feces when you put it in your DVD player. It's a disgrace to... To everything. Art, cinema, culture, humanity.

It's the goddamn fans of the movie that truly make me weak to my stomach. After sitting through two relentless hours of having acidic bile poured into my eyes from the theaters screen, I went home and said "I don't have words for this. I've got to find undoubtedly cruel reviews to try and pinpoint exactly where this went wrong."
And what did I see?
WHAT DID I SEE?

Outstanding. Breath-taking. Ground-breaking. Beautiful, touching. Symbolic. A revolution.

The only thing District 9 "boasted" was bad actors, bad visuals, bad camera shots, bad story-telling, it is an ugly, ugly movie.

And don't call it freaking SYMBOLIC.
"HURR DURR WE TREAT ALIENS BADLY = PEOPLE R RACIST AND NOT UNDERSTANDING LOLOL" has the "Sophistication and subtlety" of a monkey in a smoking jacket with a pipe and a glass of brandy! The only reason why anybody would call it "symbolic" of ANYTHING we know or can connect to is because they're too simple-minded to grasp anything more complicated than "ALIENS = FOREIGN PEOPLE PLUS LETS EXERCISE OUR POWER OVER THEM PLUS LETS MAKE RACIST SIGNS PLUS LETS MAKE RACIAL TENSION IS IT OBVIOUS YET GUYS"

As for the story, well... How about I sum up the amount of cliches with this link: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/District9 From start to finish, it blatantly takes from every single other movie within arms reach. Not just "inspirations" or "Similarities." Like the screenwriter just opened up a ton of scripts and started going crazy with copy/paste.

-huff- I'm okay now.

Kairi
07-02-2010, 02:06 AM
Epic Movie sucked, and I thought Fever Pitch was pretty bad. Unfortunatly I saw both in thetres >_<

I also saw this one movie that was really bad. It was callled Special *insert some long drug name here* I dont know he exact title, but I rented it from Hollywood Video (who knows why xD) and it was just...bad :P

rhinojosh
07-02-2010, 02:37 AM
Galaxina has to be the worst movie I've watched of my own volition.

Sense and sensibility is the worst movie I've been forced to watch.

mastrmason
07-06-2010, 07:41 AM
Dragon Wars was just plain stupid. everything was terrible about it!!!:mad:

Sparksparks
07-06-2010, 08:50 AM
TransMORPHers.. it's in the instant queue of netflix, and we knew it would be bad, and would give a good laugh, but dear lord.. the acting is abysmal and the special effects look like they were made in flash

Sniper Riflez
07-19-2010, 09:05 PM
Rabbit Proof Fence, what a boring piece of shit.

Death Metal Jim
07-20-2010, 11:58 AM
I'd like to add 2012 to my previous list. While certainly not as bad as Transformers 2 or Disaster Movie it was still a pile of crap. Not that I expected anything great from the same Director of other awful 'Blockbuster' movies like Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, and of course 1998's stinkfest Godzilla. Unfortunately for him, and me, this one was his worst yet. Thank God I only instant streamed it on Netflix and didn't get it in the mail, otherwise i'd have been tempted to break the disc, just to prevent anyone else from watching this excrement.

Big Stoz
07-20-2010, 12:20 PM
Cabin Fever! it was hyped up as a top class horror flick lasted just over an hour and ended really bizarrely WTF!!!! it was truely awful and I can not actually recall anything of note that happened.

Megashark was supposed to be shite and lived upto it spectacularly but at least it was so bad you could remember the lowpoints Cabin Fever was just completely devoid of anything

Decommissioner
07-21-2010, 11:40 PM
Bee Movie.

gregorybear1986
07-21-2010, 11:54 PM
uh mmm idk maybe vantage point its a 15 min sequence redone in different peoples perspectives for 2 hours.

OVRthTOPnDNTstp
07-22-2010, 12:55 AM
I hated I am Legend. I felt like will smith owed the director some cash and agreed to repay the debt by starring in the movie.

W IR A T IH
07-22-2010, 08:21 AM
The Hangover was so overrated and wasn't funny at all, i don't understand why everyone thinks it is so great. Also, any movie with nick cage fails lol.

xI DaR3DeViL Ix
07-22-2010, 01:23 PM
Some real suprising 'Worst films you have seen' out there.

Example being someone had 'The Godfather' as the worst film they have ever seen.

Really? If so you must have only ever seen 2 films and the other must be 'The Shawshank Redemption'

Mentioned before but mine has to be 'Shaolin Soccer' you have to laugh at how bad it is otherwise you will be immensely depressed.

Skepsis93
07-22-2010, 01:37 PM
Epic Movie was utter rubbish and should never have seen the light of day. Mars Attacks! is supposed to be a classic but was just... awful.

Worst movie I've seen though, is hands down Return to Oz.

guillermo316
07-22-2010, 01:43 PM
Johna Hex it was horrible, megan fox need somthing else to do

JiMPACT
07-22-2010, 01:56 PM
The Last Airbender. It was so bad that it became comical. When I got home I had to re-watch the series to erase all memories of the movie from my mind.

HAK Devil
08-03-2010, 03:58 PM
- When a Stranger Calls
- Alone in the Dark

The Brownie Bandit
08-03-2010, 04:02 PM
Lord of the Rings, I just couldn't stand that trilogy.

BemusedBox
08-03-2010, 04:07 PM
Valhalla rising bad film do not watch.

HAK Devil
08-03-2010, 04:16 PM
Lord of the Rings, I just couldn't stand that trilogy.

Even if you couldn't stand the trilogy how could they POSSIBLY be the worst movies you have ever seen?

evilhomer12345
08-03-2010, 04:20 PM
almost every video game movie like
street fighter legend of chungli

LFC Alevop
08-03-2010, 04:36 PM
Carriers and most recently predators are my joint worst

both really really really awfull

muzykalscorpio
08-04-2010, 05:38 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_on_Haunted_Hill_%281999_film%29

House on Haunted Hill (1999).

ThursdaysNoon
08-08-2010, 06:05 PM
I was forced to watch the Holiday with a few chicks... yuck. Worst story I've ever seen.

Bax x360a
08-08-2010, 07:47 PM
The Box... Biggest piece of crap ever, didn't even finish watching it.

RenegadeFlanker
08-08-2010, 07:50 PM
Definatly the movie 1984, its a classic but also quite terrible

wrestlingfan83
08-08-2010, 07:56 PM
Night at the muesum

EvilBoris
08-08-2010, 08:23 PM
Possible Shark : In Venice or The Room

ooo0ooooooo0ooo
08-21-2010, 07:58 PM
Paranormal Activity is the worst movie of all time. And it got soo much publicity and everyone thought it was so freakin scary... It was garbage. And guess what? Their coming out with a sequal!

WartyHogger
08-21-2010, 08:36 PM
The Box... Biggest piece of crap ever, didn't even finish watching it.

Dear god that movie was so bad that I could not stop watching it O.o.