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SnowyElephant
03-17-2010, 10:23 AM
What's your funniest quote from the characters on the addon so far?

Anders and Oghren were fighting, and oghren goes:

Oghren: "Oh no, big templar man, what are you going to do with that huge sword!?"
Anders: "Eww"
Oghren: "That's right, don't mess with fire unless you want to get burned. Haha!"

What about you guys?

Glenster
03-17-2010, 10:52 AM
Oghren: So how does it feel to be a mage?

Anders: What? Having power at the tip of your finger tips?

Oghren: No, having to wear a skirt all the time haha

I <3 Oghren.

SnowyElephant
03-18-2010, 03:10 AM
Me too :D I was talking to him today at the Keg near the end of the expansion and he said something hilarious, but I forgotted, rawrs ;<

Glenster
03-18-2010, 04:51 AM
Oghren and Anders impersonation match really made me laugh. Those two are by far the best pair.

Dave of Canada
03-18-2010, 06:20 AM
Sir Pounce-a-lot.

Laorik
03-18-2010, 07:58 AM
Velenna: When you face this way, can you turn your head away from me?

Oghren: Its not my fault your womanliness is at eye level!

Velenna: What?! I- I- was talking about your breath...

Oghren: Oh... --Er Well, I guess that's why they call me the ladykiller of Oyrzamarr.




or this



Oghren: So... what are you gonna do now that you are in flesh?

Justice: I can't say I know what you mean.

Oghren: I know what i'd do if i was a... complete... man.


Bioware definitely stepped up the Oghren humor.

AboveHunter
03-18-2010, 05:11 PM
i know its not more of a quote but its the first line you hear from anders after burns a darkspawn

Anders: i didn't do it!

blackmetal241
03-18-2010, 06:50 PM
Oghren: Hey! That's mine! That thing has my things! It's got it's sallow clammy hands all over my doo-dads, touching my junk!

Oghren: No one touches Oghren's junk and lives!

Lord Montymort
03-21-2010, 08:42 PM
Oghren: Hey, look at me, I'm an elf! "Trees are pretty! Tra la la!".

I also liked the Oghren's junk on posted above, Oghren is a much better character in Awakening than he was in Origins.

Richie Sambuca
03-21-2010, 09:10 PM
Sigrun: Ugh. Oghren, I could light your breath on fire.

Oghren: That's not the only thing you could light on fire, saucy lady.

Sigrun: Do you ever stop drinking?

Oghren: Oh, don't you worry about that. It enhances the Oghren experience. I'm like a cherry soaked in brandy. Plump... juicy... and full of intoxicating flavor.

lordskorrkeeper
03-21-2010, 11:05 PM
Oghren: Hey, look at me, I'm an elf! "Trees are pretty! Tra la la!".

I also liked the Oghren's junk on posted above, Oghren is a much better character in Awakening than he was in Origins.

yup so far these are my 2 favorites as well. haha love this game give me more.

Pixi
03-22-2010, 03:17 PM
I still chuckle at Sten's comment after you beat the original game hehe. After you've had the whole king thing, talk to him and exhaust all the options. Then talk to him again and he'll say:

"Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie."

I realize you meant funniest quote in Awakenings - sorry about that. I just loved hearing him say that hehe.

Tomscfc
03-22-2010, 04:09 PM
I love the conversations between oghren and anders, were they talk about liking each other, but neither of them know what kind of 'like' the other means :p

Darth Cuda
03-29-2010, 09:05 AM
Haven't played through much of Awakenings yet but I loled when I heard Shale yell pigeon crap.

Edit: Oghren: Hey! That's mine! That thing has my things! It's got it's sallow clammy hands all over my doo-dads, touching my junk!

Oghren: No one touches Oghren's junk and lives!

haven't actually got to that part of the game, which will spoil the humor somewhat seen it on xbox dashboard insider mover i think (the one with denny and ryan)

i Eat Kittenzx
03-29-2010, 10:10 AM
Oghren: Hey! That's mine! That thing has my things! It's got it's sallow clammy hands all over my doo-dads, touching my junk!

Oghren: No one touches Oghren's junk and lives!

This! I Lol'd when i heard it :P

ubermensch2007
03-31-2010, 05:10 AM
lol when you first recruit Sigrun with Oghren in the party:

"The name's Oghren, but the ladies call me Ohhhhh-ghren"

zell082882
04-07-2010, 10:12 AM
Oghren: Hey, look at me, I'm an elf! "Trees are pretty! Tra la la!".

I also liked the Oghren's junk on posted above, Oghren is a much better character in Awakening than he was in Origins.

i totally agree w/ those

Kingbubbaho
04-15-2010, 10:27 PM
Oghren again -Final Boss Fight: Thats alot of nipples XD

Vandelheart81
06-05-2010, 11:32 AM
lol when you first recruit Sigrun with Oghren in the party:

"The name's Oghren, but the ladies call me Ohhhhh-ghren"

This one made me laugh along with the fight with Anders mentioned above :)

Magicman10893
06-09-2010, 06:19 AM
Oghren: NO ONE touches Oghren's junk AND LIVES!!!

Oghren: Well smack my ass and call me Sally!

The second quote is amazing since this annoying "friend" of mine's mother is named Sally!

Slip of the Finger
07-12-2010, 09:35 AM
Near the begining of Awakenings(Its from memory, so its not exact):

Oghren: "Wheres that cup, I'll gargle and spit"
Player: "You're not allowed to spit"
Oghren: "Heh heh, thats what I always say..."

Rockbourne
03-11-2011, 04:31 AM
If you talk to the female dwarf Legion member after recruiting her, she talks about all the books in Vigil's Keep. She mentions an elvish romance novel then asks, "What's an Antivan milk sandwich?"

DennisVanpelt
03-28-2011, 09:27 AM
hi....
friend



Oghren: Aye, sure. Why not?
Wynne: Pardon?
Oghren: Oh, I'd give you a roll. Why not?
Wynne: A "roll?"
Oghren: Aye. Any time. Preferably in the dark.
Wynne: I suppose I should be flattered.
Oghren: I'm not sure I have the equipment for that, but sure, whatever gets you working.

FieLdHouZ
03-30-2011, 09:21 PM
That has to be Oghren when I was talking with the Grand Oak in Origins:
(I had Oghren in Origins and Awakenings both.)

Oghren: A Tree that poets...A Poetry! Ha! You get it?....ugh, I need a drink.