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jamie1000013
04-14-2010, 09:19 PM
these are mine lol

"Camping!!!!!!"
"wow I was behind a wall how can he shoot through a wall"
"wooooooooooooooooooow"
"wtf"
"OMFG!!!!!"
"sponging my bullets"
:uzi::mad:

Kamakazi Pear
04-14-2010, 09:25 PM
I use so many profanities, I don't even know where to start...

Most comments include the words "sponge", "your mum" and "this game is a pile of shit".

:/ I need some anger management...

drink beer
04-14-2010, 09:27 PM
....that would probably be "BLOI ME!"

Shadownage
04-14-2010, 09:33 PM
Mine would almost always be "WTF!?!?!?!"

Hamburgerous
04-14-2010, 09:34 PM
"Last standing bastard!"

"BULLSHIT!"

Corner camping, shotgun wanker"

"WHAT?!"

Daiphyer.
04-14-2010, 09:35 PM
"What the fuck?! This game is so fuckin gay!" - Took that line out from "Angry online gamer"
"How the fuck did he shoot me? Just give me one logical way that he killed me. Bitch!"
Or, the good ol' WTF.

ZanKioH
04-14-2010, 09:36 PM
Boring c**t

Volzagia
04-14-2010, 09:37 PM
Depends on the situation and game but seeing as i mostly play gears
"HOST BITCH" :mad:

Big Stoz
04-14-2010, 09:41 PM
You Cheating B*****d!!!! and then I kick the cat!

Volzagia
04-14-2010, 09:48 PM
You Cheating B*****d!!!! and then I kick the cat!

Poor Kitty :p

Big Stoz
04-14-2010, 09:52 PM
Not really it waits till i'm asleep and jumps on my nuts PMSL!!!!

Mahatma Andhi
04-14-2010, 09:53 PM
"Oh, you absolute cockin' cunt!" is usually the light-hearted response to me being killed.

ac2565
04-14-2010, 09:55 PM
Bullshit.
That's ******* bullshit.
WTF
I don't understand how the **** *Insert how I died*.

It's better to scream at the game than throw the controller IMO.

Jakethemuss
04-14-2010, 10:01 PM
Any comment about me dying because of the ineffectual shotgun on GW2. Blasting a guy at point blank twice and getting chainsawed!

xXxDArKtOrNxXx
04-14-2010, 10:03 PM
i broke two controllers i yell at my brothers then i throw something over into my neighbors back yard

True I Skill
04-14-2010, 11:09 PM
"What the fuuuuck?!"
"Fucking Lag"
"Shit"
"How the fuck"
"Fucking stupid team"
"Its the same fucking guy"
"Bastard"
"Why did he chase after one kill?"
"Fuck this shit"
"Shitty fucking game"
"Im the only one thats trying to win"

Thats the most common things i say, Alot of swearing i know. I never say it down the Mic to the team. The last one i normaly say when i have really high score then im trying to capture a flag while my team are Camping half way accross the map doing Fuck all and i die trying to help win the match.

Xboxlive games dont bother me that much, i say alot worse in single player games when it glitches, or the difficaulty is so hard, or if im just Not enjoying the game due to stupid things they put in the game.

I have use to just drop my controller on the Floor when i got mad at a game, Then it broke once so i can only use my second controller, I started punching it as hard and as fast as i could then realised it wouldnt help much, So whenever i die i normaly chuck my Controller into the air while its there i Cant take my anger out on the controller and by the time i catch it, i've respawned or whatever and nothing breaks. :) Unless i miss and dont catch it ofcourse -.-

xM4N1CM3NT4L3Rx
04-14-2010, 11:14 PM
YOU DICK
YOU SHIT
FUCK OFF
FUCK YOURSELF
JOKES ON HIM I DON'T CARE
YOU GODDAMNED MOLESTATION
YOU FUCKING ACCIDENT
ARRRRRRGHHHHHHH !
YOU QUEER BITCH
CAMPING KNOB JOCKEY
FUCKING WANKSTAIN !

and more and more and more


I have a lotta bad rep for this lol

Dustinator
04-14-2010, 11:20 PM
Lots of cursing, sadly. And it's only playing videogames(online) that I do so. I gotta stop doing that........

Mainly D*****t, That's B*******t & WFT?!?!

mentaljason
04-14-2010, 11:28 PM
Swears and generally an explanation to my friends of why that pissed me off haha dunno why

ostalabibisuka
04-15-2010, 12:19 AM
"I respectfully disagree with your playing methods, good sir, and I hope with all earnestness that you change them"

Alice in Wonderland
04-15-2010, 12:22 AM
'' Awwwwww '' Folowed by anything like :

-Sh*T
-F**k
-WTF
-God damned sh*t
-Comooon
-Bullsh*t

Hopefully I don't play a lot on live lol, it's the only time I swear, I mean.. it's so frustrating sometimes ! =P

Burning Karma
04-15-2010, 12:34 AM
A lot of expletives, either out loud to anyone else listening with a mic, to my friends in a party, or privately to myself. But then again, expletives are a normal part of my speech so.....nyeh. :p

-TheDragonstar-
04-15-2010, 12:40 AM
I really try to minimize my expletives, but when it's an expected death (like getting stuck from the back or something) I tend to instantly drop an f-bomb or two.

Mokilicious
04-15-2010, 12:43 AM
"This game is gay"
"WTF?!"
"Come on now!"
And one my friends came up with:

"Ayiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

Dukefan45
04-15-2010, 12:58 AM
I prefer to use a mix of cuss words that don't even make sense together ( ex. S*** p***ing cock f***). It seems to release my anger quite nicely.

Agent CH
04-15-2010, 01:16 AM
"Ow."
"Dammit!"
"You dick."
"Shenanigans!"
"Well, that was suicidal of me."

xKnight21x
04-15-2010, 01:27 AM
"That's fu*king bullsh*t!!!"

Code of Conduct
04-15-2010, 01:50 AM
Something around the lines of:

"F****** GYPSY!"

and

"ARE YOU F****** HIGH? THATS BULLSH*T!"

Luckily for me I don't have a ton of money. If I did I'd probably already have a pile of broken controllers, right next to the pile of actual broken RB/GH controllers I have.

I.am.Pete Townshend.

Keano
04-15-2010, 01:52 AM
I can't say I ever shout anything out mainly because it really irritates me when other people do. I can understand some games can be really frustrating when you die but some people on Live need to stop being whiny little bitches. Shouting everytime you die is just annoying to everyone.

Sampson
04-15-2010, 02:15 AM
I usually just scream "...And outside my window, there was 3 chickens going cluckcluckcluckcluckcluckcluckcluck and I said WHAT THE FUCK!" into my mic and they usually stop what they're doing.

domn8rdom
04-15-2010, 02:56 AM
hahaha i use to be really bad about getting killed but now im relaxed. And i say either fuck off or fuck me in a nice calm voice.

After im done gaming. I vent all my anger by flaming people on x360a.org and cussing in the bitching threads HAHAHA

BlackTitan666
04-15-2010, 03:28 AM
"wtf"
"OMFG!!!!!"
god damn lag

A ZombieTwinkie
04-15-2010, 03:45 AM
It depends on my mood that day, really. I'll usually call 'bullshit' or 'what the hell'. Or, sometimes it'll be a disgruntled sigh. Or, if there's friends over, I'll 'over-do it' by tossing my controller to the floor, kicking my feet (assuming I'm sitting on a chair), flail my arms and yell ''c'mon!''

Dee Zee
04-15-2010, 03:48 AM
"Fuck!"
"Wow!"
"Are you serious?!"

Good old responses of mine.

EmporerDragon
04-15-2010, 04:14 AM
It looks like I'm in the minority as I hardly swear when gaming. My main reactions tend to be "Gah!", "tch" and "Haha, Oh Wow.", or if I'm doing something stupid, funny, and/or outright suicidal (i.e. taking the other team's elephant for a joyride): giggling like a drunk monkey.

DOOKH8R
04-15-2010, 04:15 AM
Doesn't look like I'll be getting up from that one.
Is there an achievement just for participating?
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes you gett stabbed in the back by a knife wielding German women's tennis fan.

Sly Toad
04-15-2010, 04:24 AM
"Damn" That is pretty much it :)

dakisbac
04-15-2010, 04:44 AM
I'll get back to you when someone actually manages to kill me on Live >_>

Seriously though, I don't say anything let alone shout. I honestly couldn't care less about winning in multiplayer games.

If you want some real shouting and expletives watch me play Geometry Wars ;)

CRAZY 7
04-15-2010, 05:32 AM
Mine are

-What the Fuck that is some bullshit
-Get the fuck out of here
-Are you fucking kiding me
-Fuck this stupid ass piece of shit game

Gl0balHiT
04-15-2010, 05:40 AM
The main ones for me are:

- Really?
- WTF????!?!?!!
- No fucking way.
- Dam i'm so stupid.

Daiphyer.
04-15-2010, 09:13 AM
Oh, I forgot about lag.
Usually in Bad Company, because the game is so laggy. -_-
"Fuck this piece of laggy shit"
"Muthafuckin lag!"
"This game, is one laggy cocksucker. You know like those whores who lag while sucking. Like those"

BTW, I don't have a mic so I just shout out loud when nobody's home.

Diskidgotsol3
04-15-2010, 09:19 AM
Main lines are:
WOW
That's some bulls***
HOSTED

Wortsenawl
04-15-2010, 09:24 AM
[QUOTE=xM4N1CM3NT4L3Rx;2997686]
CAMPING KNOB JOCKEY
FUCKING WANKSTAIN ! [\quote]

I will assume you are a brit then :P

I generally shout BOLLOCKS! or BUGGER!

If I do drop an F-bomb down the mic... which is plenty, I normally say 'sorry guys' - just in case there is a person with sensitive ears - these kinda people really shouldn't play online shooters.

Kamaro
04-15-2010, 09:25 AM
mostly it's "fuck" or "hure". I don't yell often though...

vampire-san
04-15-2010, 09:26 AM
"woooooooooooow that's quite amazing ..of it's bullshit level!"
"yeah yeah of course I died"
"omfg I'm gunna throw this controller at the screen"

Vonzipper
04-15-2010, 09:30 AM
"MOTHER****!"
"I hate this game..."

Or I'll try to blame it on something else straight away. Example: "Oh commoooooon that was totally that rock on the floor stopping me from getting out the way!"

jgahagan
04-15-2010, 12:18 PM
"I respectfully disagree with your playing methods, good sir, and I hope with all earnestness that you change them"

Haha, that's brilliant!

I have a tendency to make up my own words when I die. It tends to be a mixed-jumbled up type of word rage where I manage to combine a multitude of different words together.

Things like: 'Clunten-fick-bandster' and 'murppyfutter', things like that. Then I pause and become more enraged because I can't put together coherent sentences.

gromitSWE
04-15-2010, 12:30 PM
I'm swedish so i say: FAN,KUK,Fitta,satan,helvete

Fan = fuck
Kuk = Dick
Fitta = Pussy
Satan =
helvete = hell

spyder2g
04-15-2010, 12:52 PM
I used to scream obcenities at the top of my lungs. I started to believe that my neighbors thought I was crazy so I changed to laughing at the top of my lungs. Come to think of it that very well could be worse. Oh well it's probably why girl scouts always skip my house :(

cokix
04-15-2010, 12:53 PM
I'm swedish so i say: FAN,KUK,Fitta,satan,helvete

Fan = fuck
Kuk = Dick
Fitta = Pussy
Satan =
helvete = hell


Ok thats cool lol

jgahagan
04-15-2010, 12:59 PM
I used to scream obcenities at the top of my lungs. I started to believe that my neighbors thought I was crazy so I changed to laughing at the top of my lungs. Come to think of it that very well could be worse. Oh well it's probably why girl scouts always skip my house :(

Haha, nice, although you probably shouldn't sound too disappointed about the whole girl scouts thing.

Lady Greaver
04-15-2010, 01:37 PM
Mine would be... WTF!

GreaseMonkeyGB
04-15-2010, 02:13 PM
"Ouch"
"dang"
"what?"
"darn it."
"I'd be dead"
"bollocks"

i prefer to keep my swearing in my head :p

xXxRoJiNxXx
04-15-2010, 02:44 PM
I used to say always: OMFG !

Hahaa

sak7395
04-15-2010, 02:45 PM
mine are a lot this is the one i say alot

"are you good you can use a ump"

"secondary bangout"

"ur mums got a big nob"

thers more but i cba to type them

KIDDRAGON67
04-15-2010, 05:56 PM
Since i mostly play MW2 Team Tac and i'm in a party and since the people i crack up at can't hear me well yea...So heres my list.

"Oi ya fu*king inbred cu*t go fuc* yourself"
"Very realistic IW you retards"
"It's a fu*king shooter you tac knifing pri*ck"
"Lol, these guys are retards, their camping when their attacking"

Well i have more but most of them are on the spot.

xM4N1CM3NT4L3Rx
04-15-2010, 06:01 PM
[
CAMPING KNOB JOCKEY
FUCKING WANKSTAIN ! [\quote]

I will assume you are a brit then :P

I generally shout BOLLOCKS! or BUGGER!

If I do drop an F-bomb down the mic... which is plenty, I normally say 'sorry guys' - just in case there is a person with sensitive ears - these kinda people really shouldn't play online shooters.

I am actually Irish :) me and my friends tend to rollout on dem hoes with our akimbo potatoes and whatnot


couldn't get it from my gt ? <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< ;) :p

spyder2g
04-15-2010, 06:04 PM
Haha, nice, although you probably shouldn't sound too disappointed about the whole girl scouts thing.

Haha it's because of the cookies!!!!!!!!!!! I need my thin mints and somoas!!!!!!!!! Get your mind out of the gutter haha!

ThingWitch
04-15-2010, 06:16 PM
I believe i tend to yell out 'cunt' as loud as i can and then grit my teeth angrily. Right now i only have three teeth left. True story.

dirge
04-15-2010, 06:17 PM
Most of the time I say nothing and just get on with it, I do have a young toddler in the house so if I do say anything it's more of a 'Daahhhh' I don't/rarely swear and being a parent I especially can't.

xxxCSB
04-15-2010, 06:32 PM
Usually: 'WHAT THE FUCK?!' because I'll die and not even know how! Or if I'm playing online I'll just sit there cussing whoever killed me to the screen! ;)

KelsieKatt
04-15-2010, 06:46 PM
Never actually shouted anything over a multiplayer game before. Dying in online games never bothers me in the slightest as there's no progression involved and the match just resets next round and the same thing plays over again. So, it's not like I lose anything by dying, it's just good old fashioned fun. Scoreboards don't really make any difference to me. Only scenario I've had during an online game where I got annoyed was being ganked in an MMO while I was trying to do something, or on Demon's Souls occasionally. >_> Stupid Black Phantoms.

However, I swear at single player games all the time when I die for stupid reasons and have to start something over.

Muffin the Holy
04-15-2010, 06:47 PM
I usually use many varients of "sunuvabitch". Add a couple fucks, cocksuckings, goddamneds, stupids, etc, and you get the point. My favorite is: "Stupid-ass, motherfucking, goddamned sunuvabitch cocksucker!"

etniesranger
04-15-2010, 06:49 PM
most the time its just "OMG!!"

ReaLiStiiC
04-15-2010, 07:21 PM
My most common one is....
" Wow... I didn't know knives could cut through/around walls..."
Honestly some of the kill cams, I know lag or whatever but the guys not even near you and you just die.

Kairi
04-15-2010, 07:24 PM
I dont really shout, but I will usually be like "Oh no... not again" or "Go die" or "Stupid *insert whatever killed me*"

BlamelessSoul
04-15-2010, 08:06 PM
I usually saw awww shucks, oh well you'll get them next time BlamelessSoul :)


now here is what i actually say, and since im only playing shadowrun right now i go's like this


Fu you EV ing bitch
Wow you smartlink link
Get away from me you douche bag human or dwarf
Wow I got kitanaed my my queer bag team killing teamate, what a shocker

Absolutionz
04-15-2010, 09:01 PM
I don't think anybody would want to read the things I scream. I'm a very angry person when I'm gaming.

superandyt
04-15-2010, 09:08 PM
My outbursts usually start with "Of course!..." followed by a brief description of what has frustrated me about my death for example.

"Of course!...all those times I shot you just didn't count"
"Of course! in your version of this game the shotgun is a long range weapon"

Sometimes I just mute my mike (very thoughtful of me I'd say) and grumble swearwords

I often also silently stick my middle finger up at the screen (this also works for single player death and times I don't want my girlfriend in the other room to come in and tell me I have an anger problem)

jgahagan
04-15-2010, 09:12 PM
Haha it's because of the cookies!!!!!!!!!!! I need my thin mints and somoas!!!!!!!!! Get your mind out of the gutter haha!

Haha, I believe you. It's for cookies, so it's for the greater good. Them girls scouts be brandishers of choccy-chippy goodness!

jamie1000013
04-15-2010, 11:06 PM
The only game that sent me over the top was jumper omfg that game end boss was impossible well was for me anyway little sleep + annoying boss= snapped disk 5 pounds I wont ever get back lol.

Stevo_safc
04-15-2010, 11:19 PM
Usually "f*ck off" or "camping bas***d". :p

Mashew Tiernan
04-15-2010, 11:36 PM
'For fuck sake'
'Fucking Campers'
'WTH no'
'Goddamn *Racism words*'
im not racist im justan angry halo player, but om MW2 im heaps calm cos i only get + :D

veece16
04-15-2010, 11:52 PM
I usually tell em to fuck off or blame them for camping or whatever they're doing.

Blue Radium
04-16-2010, 12:12 AM
"Your mother is a classy lady!"

Tgisme
04-16-2010, 12:30 AM
"Fuck me" or just laughing seem to be the most popular for me.

BoBoMaster13
04-16-2010, 01:28 AM
"What the Fuck! This game sucks!"

Van Dayyyyum
04-16-2010, 04:04 AM
Just the usual stuff...

"WHAT A FUCKHEAD!!! STOP USING HAX!!!"
"...."
"WHY THE FUCK DONT THEY HAVE DEDICATED SERVERS IN AUSTRALIA!!!111"
"NAH, FUCK THIS. *TURNS OFF XBOX*"

Trials HD is the worst though. I almost fucking cry when playing that.

Iv AJay vI
04-16-2010, 05:00 AM
"Your mother is a classy lady!"

Made me 'lol'

v SnOwMaN v
04-16-2010, 06:14 AM
Straight Bullshit

Hangman KB23
04-16-2010, 06:21 AM
"No way...", "Fucking shit!", "You slut!", "Wooow...", "Where did you come from?!", there's many more I'm sure but those are some of the popular ones along with single swear words.
-Kaleb B.

captain host
04-16-2010, 06:34 AM
"That's fu*king bullsh*t!!!" This is also my favorite.

chelseaman99
04-16-2010, 01:57 PM
I don't, just send the guy a message like:

'I would love to be as good as you, but I can't bear to cut personal hygiene out of my daily routine'

Or

'I've got to go, my girlfriend's calling me for dinner. Your mum probably wants you downstairs too.'

Or

'I'm going to go and take a long hard look at myself, and, unlike you, I probably won't throw up.'

Darf Spud
04-16-2010, 03:14 PM
On games like Modern Warfare 2, Bad Company 2,etc, usally just random swear words.

If it's on something like FIFA , I shout: 'Fucking Referee!' and 'That should have been a penalty!' stuff like that. Then I throw my arms about like Alex Ferguson.

Lady Elysium
04-16-2010, 03:16 PM
"Son of a!" is pretty much my standard response to getting pwned in the face.

k2345
04-16-2010, 03:20 PM
Usually F.U. You camping S.O.B

Purant
04-16-2010, 03:36 PM
Normally i'm asleep as i never die on xbox live and im 1337

Lol, no anyway normally its just ARGHHH DICKHEAD