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APX
04-23-2010, 11:48 AM
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The Expendables

* Sylvester Stallone as Barney "The Schizo" Ross, a paramilitary veteran and leader of the team. Originally called Frank the Repairman (was going to be tribute to his Las Vegas Character)
* Jason Statham as Lee Christmas, second in command of the team. He is a former SAS soldier and expert at Close Quarters Combat using knives.
* Jet Li as Bao Thao, a Chinese expert of martial arts.
* Dolph Lundgren as Gunnar Jensen, a Swedish sniper. Jensen hates Bao Thao and fights with him frequently.
* Terry Crews as Hale Caesar, Thao's best friend and a weapons specialist.
* Randy Couture as Toll Road, demolitions expert.
* Mickey Rourke as Tool, a former Expendable, now an arms dealer and tattoo parlor artist/owner.
* Gisele Itié as Sandra, a young native woman who's really an Interpol agent.
* Charisma Carpenter as Lacy, Lee Christmas' fiancee.
* Lauren Jones as Cheyenne, Toll's love interest.
* Nick Searcy as Agent Will Sands, a CIA agent who helps the Expendables.
* Bruce Willis as Mr. Church, the man who hires the Expendables.
* Arnold Schwarzenegger as Trench, an old rival of Ross.

Garza's Men

* David Zayas as General Garza, the evil dictator.
* Eric Roberts as Amanjit Bains, a corrupt CIA agent who is preventing the Expendables from killing General Garza.
* Stone Cold Steve Austin as Dan Paine, Monroe's bodyguard
* Gary Daniels as The Brit, General Garza's main henchman and a former Expendable who wants to go to war and get revenge against the team for kicking him out.
* Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira as General Garza's henchmen.
* Amin Joseph and Senyo Amoaku as the leaders of a group of Somali pirates that challenge the Expendables.

YouTube- The Expendables (2010) - Theatrical Trailer HD - Sylvester Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis


All I can say is... fuck yes.

Death Metal Jim
04-23-2010, 12:20 PM
no Jean Claude Van Damme (declined to appear in movie)

no Steven Seagal (has bad blood with the director)

no Chuck Norris (wasn't offered role)

these three appearing would have truly made it an action all-star movie. Right now it's pretty good, but it could have been the It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World of action :)

Bulletman
04-23-2010, 12:33 PM
Yeah man, looks good, cant wait for this one.

velho lobodomar
04-23-2010, 12:43 PM
i can´t wait for this one, i´m a big fan of stallone.
he was shooting some scenes for this movie on my country, lost a good chance to stalk on him lol

Jakethemuss
04-23-2010, 01:59 PM
I'm all for Seagal being noway near this film. I mean if he had stopped after Under Siege 2 or Glimmer Man at the latest, I wouldn't be so harsh, but the guy has done nothing but crap since late 90s. Hes almost become a parody of himself, starring in laughable, dud action films with blatant stunt doubles, wirework and otherwise ego inflating scenes for the main man. Personally I feel that Seagal has always been too arrogant and self-important to star in a film wheres hes not the centre of attention (bar Executive Decision, that is an exception).

Van Damme would be good though, he hasn't sunk anyway near as low as Seagal and appears to still be in reasonable shape.

Burning Karma
04-23-2010, 04:21 PM
This should be absolutely epic. I can't wait for this to come out.

A HERO EMERGES
04-23-2010, 04:26 PM
film is gonna be awsome i hope. would be awsome if had van damme and dwayne johnson.

megamoviejohn
04-23-2010, 08:40 PM
So excited for this, Stallone is one of the best and his last Rambo movie is one of the greatest movies ever made so I'm alllll over this.

APX
04-23-2010, 10:38 PM
I like the little shot arnold said to stallone in the trailer. :D

PuK3
05-09-2010, 09:42 AM
EPIC -- what else can be said? My fingers are crossed for a small appearance by Chuck Norris. Even a 30 second spot would make anything better

Barad
05-09-2010, 11:24 AM
WOW this looks awesome, all the legends are in it!

Deadly Moves
05-09-2010, 11:30 AM
When i heard about this film about a year ago i was stoked. And now i've seen the trailers i cant wait.. it looks awesome!
no Jean Claude Van Damme (declined to appear in movie)

no Steven Seagal (has bad blood with the director)

no Chuck Norris (wasn't offered role)

Jean Claude yes. But i dont wonna see Segal in any films ever again. My gran can do better Kung Fu than Segal. And Chuck is just plain boring, and too old

BarbaricGoose
05-09-2010, 06:04 PM
But i dont wonna see Segal in any films ever again. My gran can do better Kung Fu than Segal.

No. No. No.

He actually is a very accomplished martial artist. There's no doubt he could kick everyone's ass in this thread, and your mother. Besides, he's too busy being awesome to care what you think.

Anyway, no Bruce Willis? Pfffft. Oh well. It'll still be good, I think. And what about Jackie Chan?

Unterofficer
05-09-2010, 06:27 PM
He actually is a very accomplished martial artist. There's no doubt he could kick everyone's ass in this thread, and your mother. Besides, he's too busy being awesome to care what you think.
Have you seen his latest movies. The guy has grown so old and fat that he hasn't done basicly anything that swinging a weapon in his latest movies. In all of his movies there is a new guy that does the fights that Seagal used to fight. He should retire.

Anyway, no Bruce Willis? Pfffft. Oh well. It'll still be good, I think. And what about Jackie Chan?
This movie has Willis by the way.

Anyway I wish this movie would allready be released. Seriously this movie is like a wet dream to all actionfans. Especially waiting for that scene where Ahnold, Stallone and Willis are together (How can world stand so much kickass in same place?)

Deadly Moves
05-09-2010, 10:07 PM
No. No. No.

He actually is a very accomplished martial artist. There's no doubt he could kick everyone's ass in this thread, and your mother. Besides, he's too busy being awesome to care what you think.

Anyway, no Bruce Willis? Pfffft. Oh well. It'll still be good, I think. And what about Jackie Chan?
very accomplished martial artist?! LMAO i hope your not serious.
in the 4 years of Kung Do Tae i did when i was younger, i think i learnt enough to kick segals ass. the man is a joke, always has been and always will be.

SynysterChris
05-10-2010, 09:42 AM
will have to watch the trailer again, but I was saying the same thing about no Bruce Willis, dude a bad ass.

dakisbac
05-10-2010, 10:50 PM
I don't see a Bruce Willis listed here. Fail.

Burning Karma
05-11-2010, 02:48 AM
To those bitching about the lack of Bruce Willis....

* Bruce Willis as Mr. Church, the man who hires the Expendables.

Bloodhound2922
05-11-2010, 05:13 AM
I can't wait. I mean this has the best all star cast of all movies ever made. I'm definitely looking forward to this movie.

McGoogles
05-11-2010, 05:21 AM
film is gonna be awsome i hope. would be awsome if had dwayne johnson.

YouTube- The Tooth Fairy trailer - Reduced to only cymbal rolls - HD

I want you to rethink your thoughts.

OT: This movie looks sick, too bad Clint Eastwood isn't on here. :p

Clockwerk0range
05-11-2010, 05:35 AM
When I heard about this film I was in awe but to be honest the trailer does nothing for me. It looks very typical. Plus there are about 5 people in this movie who are just muscle heads without any acting experience so you know what you are getting there. Looks pretty disappointing. I'll rent it.

BarbaricGoose
05-12-2010, 07:51 AM
in the 4 years of Kung Do Tae i did when i was younger, i think i learnt enough to kick segals ass. the man is a joke, always has been and always will be.

His 7th-Dan black belt tells a very different story.

Let's be rational: He'd destroy you. You can hate him all you want, but that doesn't change the fact he'd knock you out before you knew WTF was goin' on.

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9976/doghater.jpg

DOOKH8R
05-12-2010, 07:55 AM
What, no Tom Cruise? He is all about action.

PointPlaceWI
05-12-2010, 11:32 PM
What, no Tom Cruise? He is all about action.

Gerard Butler is more actioneeer. No action movie is completel without some Gerard Butler action.... ;)

DOOKH8R
05-13-2010, 03:44 AM
I'm sure it will be about as entertaining as this movie:
YouTube- I remember Cecil

Always Ready
05-13-2010, 05:30 PM
I have to see this movie when I saw the first poster for this I was sold.

babyfarmer
05-15-2010, 08:02 AM
Ever since I heard Stallone was shooting a mercenary movie in South America with Dolph Lundgren and Jet Li, the only question I could ask myself was:

Great movie, or greatest movie?

Sambuca Queen
05-15-2010, 11:18 AM
Very tasty cast there, Willis, Statham, Li and Rouke have sold it for me :) The budget must be fucking insane!

Just managed to see the trailer ... I just jizzed ...

SoleAssassin
05-17-2010, 12:02 AM
Been waiting on this movie for a year now.

McGoogles
05-17-2010, 12:08 AM
They are forgetting about the most adventurous fighter in the world.

YouTube- The Russell Crowe Show Theme

dx_08mpa
05-17-2010, 01:13 AM
I think this movie will definitely be an opening night theater visit for me. I am ready for this movie. It seems like it is going to be one for the ages but then again that many big names might blow up

DreddPirate Rob
05-18-2010, 10:54 AM
Ill be checking this movie out on opening day! I also expect to walk out with a full grown beard due to the manliness contained in this movie.

GR1MNIR
05-22-2010, 06:36 AM
A lot of good recommendations for other action stars that aren't in this movie...maybe they'll be in a second movie. Too much awesome in one movie will make our heads explode. I can't wait for this movie!

elephantd
05-22-2010, 07:15 AM
I hope they make a second movie, with a whole new cast of expandables. Maybe the charaters left alive will have a minor roll in the second. (Come on we can't expect all of them to walk out alive, some have to have epic deaths.)

DreddPirate Rob
05-25-2010, 09:41 AM
I hope they make a second movie, with a whole new cast of expandables. Maybe the charaters left alive will have a minor roll in the second. (Come on we can't expect all of them to walk out alive, some have to have epic deaths.)

But they've survived every other movie?!:(

adamh85
06-03-2010, 09:15 PM
Cannot wait for this movie!