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viconaz
06-02-2010, 10:21 PM
I was on Bungie.net and saw a link to this, i found some of them pretty funny, so i thought i'd share it if u havent seen it already.
http://www.readyuplive.com/showthread.php/fake-halo-reach-achievements-4987.html?t=4987
My Fav is Have you Met Jesus :D
Just think... What if this is what bungie used for Halo Reach Achievement list lol

Xerofox
06-02-2010, 10:34 PM
Lol, Love the "my humping is explosive" and "is this a relationship" achievements.

Kahne
06-08-2010, 05:42 AM
Nice read at 1:40am :drunk

OPFINAL4
06-08-2010, 05:59 AM
Thought the "Have You Met Jesus" was pretty funny.

R3D DRAG0N 94
06-08-2010, 06:50 PM
Those were so funny! :D

Fullmetalx07
06-08-2010, 06:52 PM
this was awesome and very funny, and I guess I never get 1000 in Halo:reach thanks to one achievement is impossible to get lol

XBLsFinest
06-09-2010, 05:11 PM
Group Orgy, fucking quality.

Natetendo83
06-09-2010, 06:24 PM
lol "Is this a relationship" is awesome. I laughed at the Female Gamer one being impossible too :p

Tufty
06-10-2010, 09:23 PM
I thought the Have You Met Jesus achievement was the best one there.

H0p3sfalL
06-10-2010, 09:35 PM
ha ha ha ha good read. :)

kennyubasterd00
06-15-2010, 08:32 PM
He's a few I came up with:

Lemming: manage to kill yourself by jumping off a high point and falling to your death to commit suicide.

Bottom of the coffee pot: tea bag 1,000,000 players.

Women shouldn't drive: Die on a vehicle with a female driver.

Noob Slayer: Kill someone who brags about having the limited edition flaming helmet recon.

Roshambo Rambo: Get an assassination by kicking someone in the balls from behind.

Only me...: get assassinated from the front.

THIS! IS! SPARTA!: Get a kill from a failed splatter attempt while using the Armor Lock ability.

Purple heart: Shot yourself in the foot and died from it.

Fat Pat 666
06-23-2010, 08:13 PM
He's a few I came up with:

Lemming: manage to kill yourself by jumping off a high point and falling to your death to commit suicide.

Bottom of the coffee pot: tea bag 1,000,000 players.

Women shouldn't drive: Die on a vehicle with a female driver.

Noob Slayer: Kill someone who brags about having the limited edition flaming helmet recon.

Roshambo Rambo: Get an assassination by kicking someone in the balls from behind.

Only me...: get assassinated from the front.

THIS! IS! SPARTA!: Get a kill from a failed splatter attempt while using the Armor Lock ability.

Purple heart: Shot yourself in the foot and died from it.


thos should totaly be in there, LOL

GhOsT SLaYeR
06-27-2010, 12:26 AM
this was posted before... but its always worth the laugh again..lol

guillermo316
06-27-2010, 12:28 AM
i never saw this, this is major Lol this would be the best achievement list ever, they are the most enjoyable achievement ever IMO

MIdnightFreedom
06-27-2010, 03:12 AM
i done all the teabagging

balance13
06-27-2010, 04:02 AM
They should make teabagging achievments they would be a real joy to get lol

k2345
06-28-2010, 08:17 PM
I dont supose anyone has found the real achievement list yet? I've been thinking that it was about this time last year that ODST's list got leaked so i assumed that this may be similar

x GrumpyNinja x
06-29-2010, 08:43 PM
hahaha awesome.

Masterbelg
07-03-2010, 12:18 PM
I guess someone really loves teabagging?:P

the female kind is awesome "impossible to acquire":P

EJCamacho2008
07-04-2010, 09:46 PM
that is awesome I love it lol

Langeboy
07-06-2010, 05:22 AM
'The Female Kind' Achievement is so true. I play halo 3 with my girlfriend using split screen and because she has her own gold account, the tag clearly shows she's a female. As soon as people read it, they jump like horny dogs.

Bebe Buell
07-08-2010, 10:46 AM
Cool list, too bad it ain't possible with all the voice chieveos:P

Frozenghost001
07-08-2010, 02:12 PM
I dont supose anyone has found the real achievement list yet? I've been thinking that it was about this time last year that ODST's list got leaked so i assumed that this may be similar
well it can be released any day now, bungie confirmed the game to be 99% finished last week (finishing touches).

TheFatMaster
07-09-2010, 03:02 PM
I love how it says "The Female Kind" is impossible to acquire. I lol'd.

Slicder
07-16-2010, 04:10 PM
As soon as i saw the title of the first one i already started to rofl.

rockyNKC
07-19-2010, 02:10 AM
The humping one is the best because its so random

Kunduz
07-19-2010, 02:23 AM
nice list :D

Poppygalaxy
07-19-2010, 03:43 PM
hehe that would be impossible

Gman2
07-31-2010, 03:34 AM
I've saved the picture for continued Lol's.
Have you met Jesus is a classic.

Eminent
08-01-2010, 07:22 PM
Those are sweet achievements.

Pearson
08-01-2010, 08:09 PM
That was a nice find, I liked the Who Needs Armor? and I Need All the Weapons! achievements. Bungie should use a couple of them for DLC content in the future.