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B1GM13
06-09-2010, 07:56 AM
Lara Croft (http://uk.stars.ign.com/objects/921/921159.html) may have a lot more junk in her trunk soon if the rumor mill is accurate on this one.

Sci Fi Wire (http://scifiwire.com/2010/06/reality-star-kim-kardashi.php) points out an article at ShowbizSpy (http://www.showbizspy.com/article/205894/kim-kardashian-the-next-angelina-jolie.html) that claims reality TV star and celebutante Kim Kardashian (http://uk.stars.ign.com/objects/142/14210569.html) may be the big screen's next Lara Croft. Take this with a big old grain of salt.

"This will be something very different to Angelina [Jolie]'s Lara," the site's purported industry insider said. "Kim is wanted to play a far more comic-strip version of Lara which would be shot in 3D and aimed at a teen audience."

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/109/1095464/lara-croft-319_1276022508.jpg
http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/109/1095464/kim-kardashian-319_1276022538.jpg



Which one of these women is more real?

However, this rumored approach is the exact opposite of what Tomb Raider III (http://uk.movies.ign.com/objects/786/786519.html) producer Dan Lin said last year (http://uk.movies.ign.com/articles/986/986873p1.html) about his plans for the long-gestating project: "We're rebooting Lara Croft, it's a great origin story we're going to tell, very character orientated," Lin said before claiming the movie would be more "realistic" than previous Tomb Raider entries.

Source - IGN.com

TVthePunisher
06-09-2010, 08:04 AM
Aside from her reality TV series, the only thing I've seen her act in is a...CSI or Law and Order episode. And her acting there was stale...as can be. To put her in the role of Lara would be a stupid move beyond anything else...she has reality show acting ability, nothing more (even TV dramas aren't suited for her mostly fake-body).

Dangera
06-09-2010, 10:27 AM
Yeah I agree ^

She probably won't do good if she gets the part. Not complaining about the body though ;D

jtr1gg3r
06-09-2010, 10:28 AM
who the hell is that? I ve honestly never heard of her lol

just keep Angelina Jolie

I thought Jolie was being replaced by Megan Fox anyway?

b3nnyth3gr33k
06-09-2010, 10:30 AM
Ive seen her reality TV show and its rubbish ilike her though but i dont think she'll be half as good as Angelina Jolie <3

Iconoclast
06-09-2010, 01:30 PM
Can't say I support dropping Jolie as Croft. I'm not a huge fan of most of her movies, but I have to say I think Tomb Raider suits her. Normally I'd be all for getting rid of her as a lead role, but in this case, I think it's a big mistake. Especially to replace her with Kardashian of all people...yeesh.

Louis BCFC1875
06-09-2010, 02:28 PM
Aside from her reality TV series, the only thing I've seen her act in is a...CSI or Law and Order episode. And her acting there was stale...as can be. To put her in the role of Lara would be a stupid move beyond anything else...she has reality show acting ability, nothing more (even TV dramas aren't suited for her mostly fake-body). Don't forget the porno she did! ;)

H0p3sfalL
06-09-2010, 02:33 PM
Bigger(Phat ass) the better i always say ! :eek:;):woop: But im not sure on kim's acting skills. Gotta say though, i would rather look at kim in a tight body suit or in short shorts.


O yea...... like the KFC video above lol. Good stuff.

b3nnyth3gr33k
06-09-2010, 02:34 PM
don't forget the porno she did! ;)

lol what?!!

jtr1gg3r
06-09-2010, 03:04 PM
Don't forget the porno she did! ;)

say what?

YouTube- Family Guy - Stewie - Say WHAAAAT!?

X monkfish69 X
06-09-2010, 03:21 PM
Yeah she did a 'home-made' movie same as Paris Hilton (yeah, she did one too in case you have lived under a stone in Osama Bin Laden's cave).

Other than that I haven't actually seen her acting on TV... But I don't think she would suit the Lara Croft role at all. Jolie was a good Lara IMO and I think it was the film scripts and direction that made it all seem so unrealistic. The 2nd film was a complete joke if you ask me so the less said about that one the better...

Louis BCFC1875
06-09-2010, 03:27 PM
say what?

YouTube- Family Guy - Stewie - Say WHAAAAT!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad3Hzsy1-20) Like Monkfish said, she did a home-made sex tape, only thing i know her from anyway.

b3nnyth3gr33k
06-09-2010, 03:28 PM
I might watch it then i've heard about paris hilton (obviously) but first i'd heard of this

Louis BCFC1875
06-09-2010, 03:48 PM
I might watch it then i've heard about paris hilton (obviously) but first i'd heard of this Have a nice time. ;)

iBlessing 09
06-09-2010, 03:49 PM
I see what you mean.

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1342/fridgeraiderpz7.jpg

X monkfish69 X
06-09-2010, 03:52 PM
I see what you mean.

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1342/fridgeraiderpz7.jpg


She's hot ! Sign her up, PLEASE !

iBlessing 09
06-09-2010, 04:18 PM
She's hot ! Sign her up, PLEASE !
She's going to be replacing Anglelina Jolie in the next film with her side kick, sister in real life, here's a picture:

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff112/adamtaxi123456789/ugly-alan.jpg

TVthePunisher
06-09-2010, 05:27 PM
To be honest, I haven't seen either sex tape (Paris or Kim) but I've heard about them...when your popularity isn't enough, a sekstape will help you sore to new heights. I heard her mom talked her into it...wow, that family really is f'd up aren't they?

AHUR AHUR GO SEX UP DAT GUY AND WE'LL GET J00 POPULARITY POINTS!

Achievement Unlocked: You've Become a Virtual Slot!

Iconoclast
06-09-2010, 05:28 PM
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff112/adamtaxi123456789/ugly-alan.jpg
I am officially scarred for life.

Muffin the Holy
06-09-2010, 06:48 PM
I am officially scarred for life.

I remember seeing that picture in the ol' Group X Schfifty Five flash video. Probably why it wouldn't bother me. Ohhh, memories.

Anyway, the Tomb Raider movies sucked, so I don't give a shit. There's no perfect woman out there to portray Lara Croft with the adequate acting skills to do it right. Angelina Jolie just didn't fit Ms. Croft, IMHO.

domn8rdom
06-09-2010, 11:25 PM
Kim Kardashian is so sexy but she cant act. She couldnt act in her sextape or her Carl's Jr. commercials so I would hate to see them cast her as Tomb Raider.

laundryman
06-09-2010, 11:32 PM
Isn't Kim Kardashian just another one of those gals that are famous because they're famous? Why would she be considered for an acting role?

Sambuca Queen
06-10-2010, 04:15 PM
who the hell is that? I ve honestly never heard of her lol

just keep Angelina Jolie

I thought Jolie was being replaced by Megan Fox anyway?

Your kidding???? God I HATE Fox with a fucking passion. Ive never heard of this one either. Whats wrong with Angelina??? She was hot and sexy as hell as Lara.

KNIGHTOFSERA
06-10-2010, 04:19 PM
Jolie isnt really hot to me...but I guess she played an alright croft


but whats with giving roles to people who cant act?

domn8rdom
06-10-2010, 04:32 PM
Isn't Kim Kardashian just another one of those gals that are famous because they're famous? Why would she be considered for an acting role?

Because Im the casting director and I want to see her in Lara Croft's short shorts. ;)

Iconoclast
06-10-2010, 05:25 PM
Because Im the casting director and I want to see her in Lara Croft's short shorts. ;)This sounds about right. Let me guess...it's probably a guy! ;)

PointPlaceWI
06-10-2010, 06:37 PM
booty booty booty booty rockin everywhere.

A Satyr
06-10-2010, 06:48 PM
I'd much rather see v

YouTube- Sexy new Lara Croft model revealed

jtr1gg3r
06-10-2010, 07:00 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

wow...........

pick her, pick her, pick her, pick her, pick her, PICK HER!

if that actually happened then......... id be slightly happy

rvlution
06-10-2010, 07:08 PM
I feel like either way I'd be happy ;)

CodSteaks
06-10-2010, 07:17 PM
I'm pretty sure Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Heidi & Spencer, etc are the primary reason Al Qaeda wants to destroy us. I really wish whoever tells these people they deserve to be famous and whoever buys all the shit that allows them to make money would pull their heads out of their asses and wake the fuck up. Putting out albums and "acting" in movies? Give me a break!

Daiphyer.
06-10-2010, 07:17 PM
Good actor Lara > Hot Lara
Anyways, Lara's booty will always have a special place in my heart.

domn8rdom
06-10-2010, 09:37 PM
I'm pretty sure Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Heidi & Spencer, etc are the primary reason Al Qaeda wants to destroy us. I really wish whoever tells these people they deserve to be famous and whoever buys all the shit that allows them to make money would pull their heads out of their asses and wake the fuck up. Putting out albums and "acting" in movies? Give me a break!

Al Qaeda wants to destroy us because of one person......Justin Bieber!

Iconoclast
06-10-2010, 10:12 PM
Al Qaeda wants to destroy us because of one person......Justin Bieber!Too bad Justin Bieber's Canadian. Last time I checked, Al Qaeda was after your country, not mine ;)

Takamura Bear
06-11-2010, 01:49 AM
Kim is good looking but that ass is fake. Nothing wrong with a woman a juicy behind, mind you. >_> She would not suit playing as Lara IMO; far too "Hollywood" for the character.

They should stick with that new Lara, the British one. Alison Carroll I think her name is. She has a more natural figure as well. >_<

rvlution
06-11-2010, 02:15 AM
Kim is good looking but that ass is fake. Nothing wrong with a woman a juicy behind, mind you. >_> She would not suit playing as Lara IMO; far too "Hollywood" for the character.

They should stick with that new Lara, the British one. Alison Carroll I think her name is. She has a more natural figure as well. >_<

Agreed. I think she is the one in the video on the first page.

NeonJellyShark
06-11-2010, 02:21 AM
bigger booty means more game sales

domn8rdom
06-11-2010, 03:29 AM
Too bad Justin Bieber's Canadian. Last time I checked, Al Qaeda was after your country, not mine ;)

Wait he isnt American? Happiest day of my life! :woop:

Im feel sorry for all Canadians

Iconoclast
06-11-2010, 04:28 AM
Wait he isnt American? Happiest day of my life! :woop:

Im feel sorry for all CanadiansMeh, I'm sure eventually his security will slip up and one of his many teenage female stalkers will pull a reverse Romeo-and-Juliet bit. Or his voice will crack like Aaron Carter and he'll never be heard from again. Somehow I doubt that though; young girls seem to be dropping their panties over him left right and centre. Keep it in your pants, ladies. Sheesh.

X monkfish69 X
06-11-2010, 07:21 AM
I'd much rather see v

YouTube- Sexy new Lara Croft model revealed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYURnwvQ5i0)

She is lovely. I remember her being announced and then I blacked out after seeing a blurry flash. When I woke up I had a large stain on the front of my jeans and my right arm hurt.

Still can't figure out what happened....

Tufty
06-11-2010, 08:06 AM
I'd much rather see v

YouTube- Sexy new Lara Croft model revealed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYURnwvQ5i0)

That's Allison Carrel, or at least I think that's her name. I'm not sure if she's an actor, I think she's just a gymnast.

jtr1gg3r
06-11-2010, 08:28 AM
That's Allison Carrel, or at least I think that's her name. I'm not sure if she's an actor, I think she's just a gymnast.

well what would you prefer a natural sexy gymnast or a fake girl who has no talent?

Snowwwwy
06-11-2010, 08:31 AM
well what would you prefer a natural sexy gymnast or a fake girl who has no talent?
Oh defs a natural sexy gymnast tubz, defs a natural sexy gymnast :p

Daiphyer.
06-11-2010, 09:27 AM
Meh, I'm sure eventually his security will slip up and one of his many teenage female stalkers will pull a reverse Romeo-and-Juliet bit. Or his voice will crack like Aaron Carter and he'll never be heard from again. Somehow I doubt that though; young girls seem to be dropping their panties over him left right and centre. Keep it in your pants, ladies. Sheesh.

Girls nowadays seem to drop their panties over anyone who gets famous in a lame way and look like crap. Pattinson, Bieber, Efron. What the world has come to?

Snowwwwy
06-11-2010, 09:51 AM
Pattinson, Bieber, Efron. What the world has come to?
All 3 of those fuckers piss me off.

You know what the thing is.. all these 13 year old girls love these fags. Why? I dont know. I really dont. Thing is.. now all these older girls are beginning to love them too. But seriously.. the worst thing is when you see 16+ year old girls walking around with tops having "I <3 Edward Cullen" on them. Now that sir, is just plain fucking lame.

Daiphyer.
06-11-2010, 10:23 AM
Bieber looks like the kid bullies would beat up at school. Efron is, well, a pussy. Have you seen when he got punk'd? I swear if they continued that thing for a minute longer he would burst out in tears. And Pattinson. He got famous because of Twilight. Enough said. If I ever see these guys in person I'd go falcon punch, uppercut, right hook, left hook, shoulder thrust, you name it!

jtr1gg3r
06-11-2010, 10:36 AM
If I ever see these guys in person I'd go falcon punch, uppercut, right hook, left hook, shoulder thrust, you name it!

you'd only need one punch, chill out XD

Tufty
06-11-2010, 10:47 AM
well what would you prefer a natural sexy gymnast or a fake girl who has no talent?

Definitely the gymnast.

Snowwwwy
06-11-2010, 11:18 AM
you'd only need one punch, chill out XD
No, no. His spot on lmao. With any of them 3 guys, trust me, id give them all those punches plus a special anti fag combo :)

jtr1gg3r
06-11-2010, 11:39 AM
No, no. His spot on lmao. With any of them 3 guys, trust me, id give them all those punches plus a special anti fag combo :)

I meant theres no need for all the work, one punch and them flaps will be on the floor sucking there thumbs

CodSteaks
06-11-2010, 06:35 PM
My wife think Justin Bieber looks like a lesbian, or a boyish-looking girl. Can't say I disagree.

domn8rdom
06-12-2010, 02:53 AM
You guys are forgetting the Jonas Brothers. Why are all the girlish looking little douchebags get the girls attention. Its like the Hanson fags all over again.

Snowwwwy
06-12-2010, 02:57 AM
You guys are forgetting the Jonas Brothers. Why are all the girlish looking little douchebags get the girls attention. Its like the Hanson fags all over again.
Oh yeh, I forgot about them fags.

A Satyr
06-12-2010, 03:09 AM
Why does EVERY thread these days turn into a bieber argument?...

You're just adding to his publicity...

Daiphyer.
06-12-2010, 01:31 PM
Umm, I'm around this forum all the time and I don't think EVERY thread turns into that. And if it does, he deserves it. He's a daughter of a bitch.

Dangera
06-12-2010, 02:23 PM
Nothing wrong with some extra booty ;D

domn8rdom
06-13-2010, 03:59 AM
Umm, I'm around this forum all the time and I don't think EVERY thread turns into that. And if it does, he deserves it. He's a daughter of a bitch.

Im going to have to agree with you. I have never came across a thread that turned into a Bieber argument.

And how does arguing how much of a fag Justin Bieber is increase his publicity?

Iconoclast
06-13-2010, 04:45 AM
And how does arguing how much of a fag Justin Bieber is increase his publicity?Any mention, regardless of its positivity or negativity, contributes to publicity. Ever heard of word of mouth?

domn8rdom
06-13-2010, 05:46 PM
Any mention, regardless of its positivity or negativity, contributes to publicity. Ever heard of word of mouth?

I shouldve mentioned on an achievement website haha. Negative publicity isnt publicity I would want.

Word of Mouth? Are you talking about Ludacris album? :p

Iconoclast
06-13-2010, 06:19 PM
I shouldve mentioned on an achievement website haha. Negative publicity isnt publicity I would want.In some cases, it works; look at Britney Spears.

PointPlaceWI
06-13-2010, 06:25 PM
Negative publicity isnt publicity I would want.

There is a famous quote of "no publicity is bad publicity" for a reason.

Iconoclast
06-13-2010, 09:35 PM
There is a famous quote of "no publicity is bad publicity" for a reason.Depends entirely on the situation; for example, negative publicity for a business, restaurant, or other retail establishment can be detrimental to sales and more importantly, consumer loyalty.

Flapjack Ninja
06-13-2010, 09:56 PM
Humm, I read about Jolie being dropped for someone else, and being seriously pissed about it, but for not Kim Freakin' Kardashian...

domn8rdom
06-14-2010, 01:50 AM
There is a famous quote of "no publicity is bad publicity" for a reason.

Famous? I have never heard of it and I googled it and I cant find it anywhere. Sounds made up.

Only quote that it cross-references is "There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary." I find that hard to believe look at Monica Lewinsky

PointPlaceWI
06-14-2010, 02:06 AM
Depends entirely on the situation; for example, negative publicity for a business, restaurant, or other retail establishment can be detrimental to sales and more importantly, consumer loyalty.

I understand, but I guess with the talks of Paris Hilton, Justin Bieber, and other celebs of that type... That is more of where I was heading for that expression. And like any other expression in the world, it does not apply in 100% of the situations that it is applicable.

Famous? I have never heard of it and I googled it and I cant find it anywhere. Sounds made up.

I meant to say expression, I was just typing too quickly and I didn't see I put quote instead of expression. You have to understand you're not going to know 1/10000 of the commonly used expressions out there. Many of them are specific to a certain field and are common along those lines but for others not associated with it do not know it because it does not apply to them.

BackerMan
06-14-2010, 07:32 AM
Well I prefer the woman in the video, looks good as tomb raider. I think Sofia Vergara should tryout for lara croft.

Bearded Bugs
06-14-2010, 05:08 PM
I'd much rather see v

YouTube- Sexy new Lara Croft model revealed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYURnwvQ5i0) Mmm Alison Carroll, she's a very good model for Lara Croft IMO.

She could always play a mute Croft in a film, and just do backflips and shoot tigers in skimpy clothing for the whole thing. :)

hodge
06-14-2010, 10:10 PM
Who the hell really cares?? Both of the movies were reeeeaaaaalllly bad! I would have opted for terrible if it weren't for Angelina Jolie......

jtr1gg3r
06-15-2010, 10:06 AM
I like both the movies, whats so bad about them?

Iconoclast
06-15-2010, 01:58 PM
I like both the movies, whats so bad about them?Umm because while you (and others) might like them for their entertainment value, the movies don't follow the storyline at all; instead the director opted to focus the camera on Jolie's breasts rather than put in the effort to have a decent plot...which I guess appeals to some people, but certainly not everyone. Who knows...maybe this will be just the reboot Tomb Raider needs to not blow. Doubt it, though; I have a feeling these movies will always be destined for failure.

Flapjack Ninja
06-15-2010, 05:52 PM
Bad acting, bad plots, bad directing... And the less said about Lara's two helpers the better (nothing against Chris Barry, he's a legend for doing Red Dwarf). That's why they're so awful. Shame really, as some of the action scenes are enjoyable and well put together.