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BarbaricGoose
07-19-2010, 05:43 AM
YouTube- brokeNCYDE "Freaxxx"

Now, I've heard plenty of bad music in my time. Tons of it, as a matter of fact. All that bad music, however, I was actually able to call "Music." With the exception being that Anarchist Vampire thing that Tussell stumbled upon some while ago, or that Sethdub thing that I myself posted. Those were awful, but understandably so. They were made by teenagers, and with no adult supervision. Brokencyde doesn't have that excuse to suck this badly.

It's like a bunch of idiots with horrible taste, no musical skills or talent at anything whatsoever got together and said, "Hey! Let's make an awful band together." I really do think that the forming of this band happened exactly like that. Let's talk more about this group of "Musicians." Se7en, Mikl, Phat J and Antz. What a surprise, even their fake names lack originality and reek of immaturity and poor decision making skills.

Onto the listeners. This probably bothers me the most. That video has about 3 million views. That's 3 million too many. If I caught some punk listening to this, he wouldn't hear the fucking end of it. The song, I mean, because I'd destroy his iPod, or whatever he is using to listen to this.. abortion! I think everyone should do the same. Letting people listen to this is borderline criminal behavior. You're letting people get their ears raped.

The video is so stupid it's actually quite funny to watch. It's sort of like a poor man's rap video. Replace all the black, kevlar & gold jewelry clad gangsters with white, angst-filled teenagers wearing $20 hoodies and stupid wristbands, all the Lamborghinis and Ferraris with budget luxury cars such as Land Rovers, replace the "Hoes" with their daughters, and replace the champagne and pimp chalices with non-alcoholic beer and plastic party cups.

Okay. I needed to get that out of my system.

DOOKH8R
07-19-2010, 05:59 AM
Did that assbag's shirt say "Bitches get Stitches"? Holy crap. My wife would kindly separate his head from his neck purely out of principle.
Those dudes may be thing biggest douches I have ever seen

GonzoPoopsmith
07-19-2010, 06:05 AM
I weep for the youth of America.

JD FTW
07-19-2010, 06:08 AM
God, im glad i grew up in the 90's... and stayed there.

Back to Green Day i go :3

ApochWeiss
07-19-2010, 06:10 AM
it's called white kid scenester rap. It's all the fucking rage. Seriously, I thought I'd NEVER hear of this "group" again. Thanks a lot, ass!

Seriously, this song defies all common fucking logic. Emo kids trying to be rap stars through techno music? Fuck me running. The sad thing is this group is actually REALLY big in my area. I'm sick of hearing about this talentless group of jagoff's. Plus, I'm sorry, but calling a girl a bitch doesm't necessarily get them in the mood to get in bed with you (I know this, because I tried it. In the end I got slapped pretty damned hard), and what the fuck is this "hot icey shit" they speak of?! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!! And Im sure the "Bitches get Stitches" shirt probably turned off half the jailbait in that video honestly.

Well, time to head back to the old music bomb shelter to wait this latest annoyance out with the scene kids. All I picture is a more ghetto version of Hollywood Undead, except with no talent visable whatsoever.

edit: This should clear shit up for you, Goose.

DMF087 2:07 am
(2:07:12 AM): </SPAN> oh
(2:07:29 AM): </SPAN> ive heard the band name before, they were on tour with jefree starr
ApochWeiss 2:07 am
(2:07:38 AM): </SPAN> that explains

BarbaricGoose
07-19-2010, 06:23 AM
Those dudes may be thing biggest douches I have ever seen

Glad we're on the same page, here.

God, im glad i grew up in the 90's... and stayed there.

Back to Green Day i go :3

Music is at it's worst right now, I believe. There's certainly the occasional gem, but most of it is crap. The 70's had their share of very medicore bands, *Cough* Whitesnake *Cough*, but none of them compare to this nonsense.

Hollywood Undead, except with no talent visable whatsoever.

edit: This should clear shit up for you, Goose.

DMF087 2:07 am
(2:07:12 AM): </SPAN> oh
(2:07:29 AM): </SPAN> ive heard the band name before, they were on tour with jefree starr
ApochWeiss 2:07 am
(2:07:38 AM): </SPAN> that explains

First of all, is there really any visible talent with the Hollywood Undead? I must be blind, because I couldn't see any.

And that doesn't clear shit up for me, Apoch. I'm just extra confused now. A google search tells me that Jefree Starr is a... human..?

ApochWeiss
07-19-2010, 06:32 AM
Glad we're on the same page, here.



Music is at it's worst right now, I believe. There's certainly the occasional gem, but most of it is crap. The 70's had their share of very medicore bands, *Cough* Whitesnake *Cough*, but none of them compare to this nonsense.



First of all, is there really any visible talent with the Hollywood Undead? I must be blind, because I couldn't see any.

And that doesn't clear shit up for me, Apoch. I'm just extra confused now. A google search tells me that Jefree Starr is a... human..?

Yeah they have talent. HU at least has members that know what instruments are...

And you don't know who jeffree star is? dear god be glad. I dunno if I'd classify it as a human though. Think Lady Gaga, but a genuine tranny (I think...I dunno. May be interspecies...) with no talent that put out a CD that I dont' think anyone has actually listened to.

StolenPaper18
07-19-2010, 06:40 AM
I don't even know what to say. The video and the music are both such epic fails that I am speechless.

dmf087
07-19-2010, 06:53 AM
I saw a picture of this band on a local venues website and they were wearing bright pink shutter-shades, I just paused on the picture and laughed for a few minutes, had no idea who they even were, but now knowing what their music sounds like I laugh even more.
...wait no, I laugh and puke a little because people actually consider this to be good music.

...back to my music to get this craptastic song out of my head!

Starstrukk X360A
07-19-2010, 12:07 PM
I'm usually the kind of person that will listen to just about anything (my last.fm page can definitely confirm that.)

But, I think I died a little inside.

PointPlaceWI
07-19-2010, 12:11 PM
And that doesn't clear shit up for me, Apoch. I'm just extra confused now. A google search tells me that Jefree Starr is a... human..?

That Google search lied.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KADlG1ngwS8/SaZ6iA6AHRI/AAAAAAAABzc/lhaE1A-0z6Y/s1600/jeffree%2Bstar1

So turned on.

ZeroDC
07-19-2010, 02:08 PM
I actually want to die. I made it like a min in, and had to mute my pc, cos pausing the vid just wasn't enough. Oh dear god.

Sabrelord
07-19-2010, 05:57 PM
O.O

Daniel Küblboeck meets...i don't actualy know...any stupid high pitched gangster rapper

Gorilla Stomper
07-19-2010, 07:07 PM
God dammit I was hoping when I opened this thread it would be anything but brokeNFAIL.

I don't understand this crap at all, four shit bag scene kids, one singing(???) and the other screaming for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON, and I have no idea what the other two pillocks do. I wouldn't normally say shit like this, but people who listen to this are fucking morons. How can this be considered good at all? Fucking pornogrind is better than this shit, and I fucking despise pornogrind.

I can only describe this shit as "ear rape".

BarbaricGoose
07-19-2010, 07:28 PM
Yeah they have talent. HU at least has members that know what instruments are...

Well, even I can identify a bass guitar when I see one, but I wouldn't say I have any musical talent. :p

So turned on.

So Starr is some sort of half man, half bear hybrid?

pornogrind

These genres just get more and more idiotic. I thought "Goregrind" or whatever it's called was stupid as hell, but "Pornogrind" is a whole nother level of stupid.

Not quite as stupid as Brokenycde, though.

PointPlaceWI
07-19-2010, 07:32 PM
So Starr is some sort of half man, half bear hybrid?

http://www.nctimes.com/app/blogs/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/manbearpig1.jpg

Sabrelord
07-19-2010, 07:59 PM
These genres just get more and more idiotic. I thought "Goregrind" or whatever it's called was stupid as hell, but "Pornogrind" is a whole nother level of stupid.

Not quite as stupid as Brokenycde, though.

^^ yes...what the hell is pornogrind 0.o''???

Gorilla Stomper
07-19-2010, 11:33 PM
^^ yes...what the hell is pornogrind 0.o''???

A pathetic excuse for death metal.

Basically, inaudible grind, with a snare drum blast that drowns out of everything, with samples lifted from porn movies.

KeepEmRolling
07-19-2010, 11:37 PM
God dammit I was hoping when I opened this thread it would be anything but brokeNFAIL.

I don't understand this crap at all, four shit bag scene kids, one singing(???) and the other screaming for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON, and I have no idea what the other two pillocks do. I wouldn't normally say shit like this, but people who listen to this are fucking morons. How can this be considered good at all? Fucking pornogrind is better than this shit, and I fucking despise pornogrind.

I can only describe this shit as "ear rape".

Exactly my thoughts....and this isn't music. But then again, i think that about alot of recent music. :p

RaidenX52
07-20-2010, 01:16 AM
http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/4803/2052vrn.gif

Another reason to why I stick to Prince and other 80's / 90's music.

animeaddict42
07-20-2010, 01:21 AM
I... I... have no words for this. I've heard mumblings of these guys from some of my friends (all of them insults, of course) but I never gave them a listen, mostly because I was scared too. But oh my god, that was the worst excuse for music I have heard. If this band gets ANY popularity in my area, I give up on popular music.

Andy Shandy
07-20-2010, 03:30 AM
Actually, I like i....Okay I can't finish off the sarcasm, it was that bad

What in the hell was that?

Oh, and if they want me to "get fuckin' freaky", I will...with a machete...or a chainsaw...or napalm...or a nuclear blast

Ear-rape pretty much covers what I think of this, which incidentally, ear-raping each other is possibly the closest thing to getting laid they are ever going to get...Especially looking like that

Elekid
07-20-2010, 05:34 AM
http://www.nctimes.com/app/blogs/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/manbearpig1.jpg

Ah, I knew there was a reason to keep reading the replies. Total win.

Neverender
07-20-2010, 07:25 AM
I've heard them before.

Some (explicit) trolling I've prepared, especially for them:
They are to music what it would be like to the world if cancer and AIDS merged into an airborne disease.
Listening to them is like having your ears raped with a jackhammer.
I'd rather gouge out my eyes with a rusty nail than watch the video.
Nobody has failed this hard since George Bush.
Calling this music is like saying shit is food (although I do wish they would eat some and die).
I guess if you're going to fail, you might as well fail hard.
And finally, this is for the members of the band:
http://th04.deviantart.com/fs28/300W/f/2008/071/c/1/You_Have_FAILED_Please_Die_by_StLonginus.jpg
Because the world will rejoice when you do.

More trolling is needed, but me posting any more would mean I acknowledge them as music.

Seriously, though. They are the single worst band I have ever heard. They're a disgrace to music.

Tussell
07-20-2010, 08:28 PM
I've always hated these clowns. I don't understand how a single soul could like their music.

As for the mention of Anarchist Vampire... :)

YouTube- Anarchist Vampire: Hatchet Rydaz

fatpigH
07-20-2010, 08:30 PM
this music is so bad that i honestly have to say that this makes me laugh. there is absolutely nothing good about this band, it is just four guys looking "fly" in a scene way, (if that's even possible) one voice is auto tuned worse than some rappers nowadays and one just screams nonsense into a mic. the other guys just chill in the background with no real purpose except to dance around with all the extremely desperate women. how these guys got big in any way shape or form is just pure stupidity...

ApochWeiss
07-21-2010, 06:52 AM
Well, even I can identify a bass guitar when I see one, but I wouldn't say I have any musical talent. :p

True but I think brokeNCYDE would look at it and go "OH LOOK! FISH!!!"

Cause, ya know...

bass?

instrument vs. living creature?

yeah? See where I went with that? Yeah? yeah, you saw where I went with that...

My point is simply at least that band has instruments and actually composed a song I enjoyed, the one called "We are the Young" or whatever. I heard it constantly ont he radio when my cd player died and, I gotta admit, not bad, kinda catchy actually. However, this abomination...I admit I slapped some babies after hearing it. Their screams and cries were more enjoyable then that suckfest.

Hexagon
07-21-2010, 08:01 PM
omg u guyes dunt maek funn of tem theey r reely g00d arteests nd they r gonna proof u guuys rong wen teh w11n n awward!111seven

(Translation: This pathetic excuse of a band needs to get run over by an 18 wheeler. I stopped at 44 seconds because my eyes began to bleed. Was that a pig in this waste of a video?)

Majica8
07-21-2010, 10:31 PM
Oh joy, someone combined the 2 worst forms of "music" out there.....techno rap hip/hop and screaming.

People actually listen to this? And think it's good?? What is the world coming too? :(

ApochWeiss
07-22-2010, 07:07 AM
Oh joy, someone combined the 2 worst forms of "music" out there.....techno rap hip/hop and screamo.

People actually listen to this? And think it's good?? What is the world coming too? :(

There, fixed it for you :D

master_shake_350
07-22-2010, 09:22 AM
Wow my ears actually hurt from that. OMFG an I thought Screamo couldn't get any worse! Now they incorparate 12 year olds, Japenese teenagers and techno to kill the music industry! F this!

Murdok1
07-22-2010, 09:00 PM
Holy crap,and I thought Cheryl Cole was shit.Oh well at least it gives me hope,that one day I can be a talentless shit and make millions.

The Brownie Bandit
07-22-2010, 09:04 PM
THAT was annoying.

DiamondD
07-22-2010, 09:45 PM
For the sake of us never losing grasp on what the definition of music is, please don't EVER mention Anarchist Vampire again. I just listened to it and it's hands down the worst shit to ever enter my ears and this Brokencyde or whatever didn't fare much better. Hatchet rydas? Get the fuck outta here with that. Absolutely terrible in every sense of the word.

BarbaricGoose
07-23-2010, 03:15 AM
For the sake of us never losing grasp on what the definition of music is, please don't EVER mention Anarchist Vampire again. I just listened to it and it's hands down the worst shit to ever enter my ears and this Brokencyde or whatever didn't fare much better. Hatchet rydas? Get the fuck outta here with that. Absolutely terrible in every sense of the word.

Wow, you listened to both o' those and you're still on your feet?! You're on a roll. I guess I might as well complete the unholy trinity of ear murder, and post Sethdub's video for your listening displeasure.

YouTube- SONY LOVE(nintendo... is really kiddy...)

Seriously, if you can listen to all three of these songs and not want to commit harakiri, kudos.

Andy Shandy
07-23-2010, 03:34 AM
Wow, you listened to both o' those and you're still on your feet?! You're on a roll. I guess I might as well complete the unholy trinity of ear murder, and post Sethdub's video for your listening displeasure.

YouTube- SONY LOVE(nintendo... is really kiddy...) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLCOQAksgNg)

Seriously, if you can listen to all three of these songs and not want to commit harakiri, kudos.

I may well have to kill you just for posting that :p ...bloody hell that was the worst out the lot

YourBoyAl
07-24-2010, 11:28 AM
i always figured they just enjoyed the people around them being annoyed by it, as opposed to the music itself. *shrugs

killthecoolkids
07-24-2010, 03:11 PM
lol I have that song on my ipod cos I enjoy it
sort of like a guilty pleasure

BarbaricGoose
07-25-2010, 03:30 AM
lol I have that song on my ipod cos I enjoy it
sort of like a guilty pleasure

Ha. And here I thought Sara Bareilles was a guilty pleasure. This would be a whole 'nother level of guilt, though. :p

Battosai343
07-26-2010, 01:11 AM
Oh...oh God...that was the worst SHIT I have ever had the displeasure of listening to. I've listened to some terrible "music," but this is unbelievably bad. How does it have over 3 million views?! Did anyone else notice most of the video comments were hidden? The video was atrocious; the music is an abomination. Is this really what music is coming to? :confused:

Hey Apoch, have any room left in that bomb shelter?

sixgun91
07-26-2010, 01:34 AM
man these guys are almost as good as attack attack...

Gorilla Stomper
07-26-2010, 02:39 AM
lol I have that song on my ipod cos I enjoy it
sort of like a guilty pleasure

http://i32.tinypic.com/okyekm.jpg

You must repent.

Neverender
07-26-2010, 03:37 AM
lol I have that song on my ipod cos I enjoy it
sort of like a guilty pleasure
Lawl. For a second I thought you might be serious, then I remembered how bad this shit is.

How does it have over 3 million views?
How would people troll it if they didn't watch it? $10 says there's more people trolling them than actually liking them.