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BarbaricGoose
09-05-2010, 12:07 AM
So let's avoid the obvious britney spears and whatever other terrible videos have spawned from pop music in the last 10 years. This is more about finding the obscure ones, that may shock you when you watch them.

This next video is not safe for work, or anywhere, really.. It's just awful. Seriously, this video is the epitome is terrible, and what's worse is that it was done by Eric Wareheim! What the hell?! He succeeded in making it by far the most bizarre music video I've ever seen, but good lord is it bad. Whatever, I still love the guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2nmgcVbfKE

Moving on to something slightly better.

YouTube- Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up

Now let's be honest, anything that uses the number 2 in place of "To" or "Too," is going to be awful. This is no exception.

YouTube- 2 Unlimited - No limit

Warning: Patriotism overload.

YouTube- Dennis Madalone's America: We stand as one

rvlution
09-05-2010, 02:58 AM
Cherry Pie by Warrant is pretty bad. As if the song wasn't bad enough.

KostinKid
09-05-2010, 03:02 AM
I win?

YouTube- Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris

Schism
09-05-2010, 03:02 AM
bleh... ihatethisband.cousin showed me video...hated every second >___< YouTube- I Wrestled A Bear Once-Taste Like Kevin Bacon/Lyrics

tehapoc
09-05-2010, 03:40 AM
I win?

YouTube- Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4)

Wait...break dancing in a bowling alley to shitty quasi-rap pop music isn't cool?! Fuck. Need to go change my lifestyle.

klokwerk
09-05-2010, 03:49 AM
I win?

YouTube- Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4)

/thread.

You're winner.

KFZ Scrubs
09-05-2010, 04:27 AM
Song and music vid
YouTube- El Mundo - Chaccaron Maccaron

Magespower
09-05-2010, 04:31 AM
bleh... ihatethisband.cousin showed me video...hated every second >___< YouTube- I Wrestled A Bear Once-Taste Like Kevin Bacon/Lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gRMfJYTYhA)

Iwabo ftw lol they actually have a sweet song with an inspector gadget break down can't think of the name of it atm

DOOKH8R
09-05-2010, 05:25 AM
Un-toppable!

YouTube- Gerardo Mejía - Rico suave

YouTube- Right Said Fred - I`m Too Sexy (The Original)

--wait, is this one terrible or terribly awesome

YouTube- Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)"

BarbaricGoose
09-05-2010, 07:00 AM
I win?

Ludacris? That lesbian did a song with Ludacris? Isn't that the kind of thing that makes you get shot in the rap world?

And no, you do not win. Beiber is just too easy of a target. Everything he does and will do is awful. Yes it's fun to make fun of him, but this thread is more about discovering unknown(And absolutely dreadful) music videos. Everyone knows who Beiber is now.

Un-toppable!

Ugh. Those were bad. I never knew who did the too sexy song, and now I do. So thank you. But that was entirely too much male sexiness/suaveness.

Un-toppable? Psh. If the first video in the entire thread didn't top it, this most certainly will. You know Sylvester Stallone? Meet his scrawny, dancing brother, Frank. While Rambo was out in the jungles killing people with his awesomeness, his brother Frank was singing and jumping through the air in slow motion while wearing a leotard.

YouTube- Frank Stallone - Far From Over

DOOKH8R
09-05-2010, 07:07 AM
Ugh. Those were bad. I never knew who did the too sexy song, and now I do. So thank you. But that was entirely too much male sexiness/suaveness.

Un-toppable? Psh. If the first video in the entire thread didn't top it, this most certainly will. You know Sylvester Stallone? Meet his scrawny, dancing brother, Frank.

YouTube- Frank Stallone - Far From Over (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAv500Q6bfA)

I see your crap, and raise you this schlock!

YouTube- Barbie Girl- Aqua (Music Video)

A ZombieTwinkie
09-05-2010, 05:33 PM
I always thought this one was bad.

YouTube- Electric Six - "Danger! High Voltage" (Hi Res)

And I can't believe I looked this one up.

YouTube- Ke$ha - TiK ToK

milecoupe
09-06-2010, 01:11 AM
bleh... ihatethisband.cousin showed me video...hated every second >___< YouTube- I Wrestled A Bear Once-Taste Like Kevin Bacon/Lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gRMfJYTYhA)

WHATTTT.I love that video its so random it makes it amazing and the duke horn gets m every time:woop: Plus there amazing live


My vote goes to the new bmth video.With how much money they have this is the best they could come up with seriously?Considering there chelsea's smile vid is one of my favs

YouTube- BRING ME THE HORIZON - It Never Ends (Official video)

Coadster1
09-06-2010, 01:16 AM
I win?

YouTube- Justin Bieber - Baby ft. Ludacris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4)


YES, you win!:bow:


:boom Justin Bieber

BarbaricGoose
09-06-2010, 02:47 AM
I see your crap, and raise you this schlock

I see your schlock and raise you a Nimoy.

YouTube- Leonard Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

DOOKH8R
09-06-2010, 02:55 AM
I see your schlock and raise you a Nimoy.

YouTube- Leonard Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04)

Ah, I see. Crappy actors doing videos category, eh? Well take this!

YouTube- David Hasselhoff - Hooked on a Feeling

Gorilla Stomper
09-06-2010, 03:07 AM
YouTube- BRING ME THE HORIZON - It Never Ends (Official video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltbt9MaepFY)

Why the fuck did I just sit through that pile of crap...

Behold, the best worst music video of all time... ALL TIME.

YouTube- Immortal - Call Of The Wintermoon

KVLT AS FUCK!

Coadster1
09-06-2010, 03:21 AM
YouTube- Armi Ja Danny - I Want To Love You Tender#!

YouTube- Losing You - Jan Terri#!

Chevron411
09-06-2010, 04:12 AM
YouTube- Belinda Bedekovic - Tornado (Croatian) - Borat

And a personal favorite of mine, always get a kick out of it.
YouTube- Bloc Party - Mercury (Video)

BarbaricGoose
09-06-2010, 07:37 PM
Ah, I see. Crappy actors doing videos category, eh? Well take this!

That video features two. TWO! Basset hounds. That automatically makes it worth watching. This does not feature even a single basset hound.

Instead of an actor turned bad singer, I give you a bad singer turned decent actor.

YouTube- Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch - Good Vibrations

Lava Tonsil
09-06-2010, 10:29 PM
This actually charted, and no, he's not Italian in any way.
YouTube- Joe Dolce - Shaddup You Face (1980)

DOOKH8R
09-06-2010, 10:50 PM
That video features two. TWO! Basset hounds. That automatically makes it worth watching. This does not feature even a single basset hound.

Instead of an actor turned bad singer, I give you a bad singer turned decent actor.

YouTube- Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch - Good Vibrations (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eSN8Cwit_s)


How about crappy actor turned sometimes decent actor turned horrible singer turned periodically decent actor:
YouTube- Bruce Willis- Respect Yourself


What about awesome actor and fashion icon who decided in the late 80s to put out horrible music. None other than Mr. Sonny Crocket, aka Harry Maddox, aka Captain Nash Bridges:

YouTube- Don Johnson - Heartbeat (1986)

FlyBoy120586
09-07-2010, 12:34 AM
How about a terrible country song about a guy's dog.

Snippet of the lyrics:
Now, if you get an ear pierced...
Some will call you gay...
But if you drive a pickup...
They say, no, you must be straight...YouTube- Feed Jake (Pirates Of The Mississippi Cover)

MrSpanner
09-07-2010, 02:05 PM
YouTube- Boys - Beatles

Was just looking for the video to put in the "Fav Beatles songs thread", and stumbled across this epitomy of video fail....