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nappster187
04-01-2011, 12:03 AM
sorry if this was posted before, I searched and found nothing...






I'm Taking My Talents To Tokyo (PlayStation Network)

Written by Raymond Cox, A.K.A. Stallion83 at 6:37 PM (http://www.1milliongamerscore.com/2011/03/im-taking-my-talents-to-tokyo.html)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-h8_OYDGMlHE/TZUH8AFBAhI/AAAAAAAABKs/DBZC6yXbnoQ/s200/kazuo-hirai_ps3_slim1258750464.jpg (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-h8_OYDGMlHE/TZUH8AFBAhI/AAAAAAAABKs/DBZC6yXbnoQ/s1600/kazuo-hirai_ps3_slim1258750464.jpg)My journey to 1 million gamerscore has taken an exciting yet unconventional turn today. The fine folks over at Sony have made me an offer that I can't refuse.

They want me aboard to promote the PlayStation Network, but there is a twist. They also want me to keep the gamerscore up and complete my journey.

I hope you guys support me in this decision as Microsoft didn't make the proper moves to keep me happy on their court. A good buddy of mine who has no desire to sign with Microsoft Canada will be joining me as we take our talents to Tokyo to put on the PlayStation uniform.

It's sad that I was forced to leave my home but it feels right. To be in this position, to wear the PlayStation uniform. Ummm...every single night we are going to make the world know that the PlayStation network is back. Kazuo Harai was just a stand up guy in the recruiting process, the whole organization is a close-knit group. And when they said they had the possibility of all of us joining up, I couldn't turn that down. The Sony PlayStation's will win not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7, years in a row. Complete domination of the market will belong to the Sony PlayStation's. Microsoft will probably come out with a letter about how they can win the online race without me.

A step in the process is how they want me to conduct future interviews. Take for example the interview I did that was posted on the front of yahoo for a weekend when I reached 500,000, (2nd largest website in the world) which clearly gave Microsoft free marketing. I think the title was "Xbox gamer reaches a huge milestone" with a picture of the sleek new Xbox 360 slim.


Q and A will go something linke this:

Q: What will do after you reach your goal of a million gamerpoints?

A: I'm so eager for that day to arrive so I can finally spend all my time on the superior network, the PlayStation Network. I'm just doing the Microsoft thing to keep my 0.000001% celebrity Xbox status to promote and recruit lost souls to the right brand, the PlayStation brand.

I have already changed my gamertag to PlayStation Network (http://live.xbox.com/en-US/MyXbox/Profile?gamerTag=April%20Fools)

The new Tag Line

Xbox LIVE gamerscore leader PlayStation Network and his journey to reach 1 Million Gamerscore. PlayStation Network longs for that day to come, so then he will be able to burn his trashy Microsoft system and move to the superior Network, The PlayStation Network. Trophy Unlocked!





that's crazy....

EmporerDragon
04-01-2011, 12:07 AM
You jumped the gun by a few hours.

Chaosx721
04-01-2011, 12:12 AM
This has to be an April Fools joke. Just some of the things he says in the post just doesn't seem genuine and just seem trollish.

No Strong Foes
04-01-2011, 12:14 AM
Erm...happy April 1st

nappster187
04-01-2011, 12:18 AM
who knows..... but with the timing... it's very possible its just a joke...

BTW...was this posted earlier?? The post was written @ like 645pm, but didnt see it posted here..

KillerChris8814
04-01-2011, 12:20 AM
If it's true they should cut off his thumbs, and make him eat them.

Glowin Smurff
04-01-2011, 12:23 AM
here's the link
http://www.1milliongamerscore.com/2011/03/im-taking-my-talents-to-tokyo.html

nappster187
04-01-2011, 12:29 AM
i know the website, the 1st reply said it was already posted here....

xxJUSTINxx
04-01-2011, 12:30 AM
You can tell it's a bad joke by just reading what he says. He's trying to work up the XB360 crowd which are his main supporters, so yes it is an April Fools joke.

Chaosx721
04-01-2011, 12:46 AM
"Take for example the interview I did that was posted on the front of yahoo for a weekend when I reached 500,000, (2nd largest website in the world)"

This alone just says April Fools.

THE NICK1987
04-01-2011, 01:06 AM
"Take for example the interview I did that was posted on the front of yahoo for a weekend when I reached 500,000, (2nd largest website in the world)"

This alone just says April Fools.
Why does that quote mean it's a joke? That's one of the only true parts of it...

//April fools

o Gruff o
04-01-2011, 01:31 AM
Has to be an April Fools joke...who in their right mind would choose Playstation over the 360?

"Hi, i'd like a factory stripped down bog standard blu-ray player that can play games please..." *cough*

Dz06lt
04-01-2011, 01:36 AM
its funny because he is also making fun of lebron.... no not really

Hybridchld
04-01-2011, 01:40 AM
It is a joke, he links to his 'new gamertag' but if you click the link its a gamertag called April Fools.

http://live.xbox.com/en-US/MyXbox/Profile?gamerTag=April%20Fools

Mr Bungle
04-01-2011, 02:11 AM
Figured it would be an April Fools joke. They just aren't funny anymore cause everybody expects them ha.

SwampertTheGreat
04-01-2011, 02:25 AM
Figured it would be an April Fools joke. They just aren't funny anymore cause everybody expects them ha.

I agree.

April Fools is just annoying now. Not funny.

Corrupt.
04-01-2011, 03:11 AM
Nice, but a bit of a lame joke :rolleyes:

Gackt
04-01-2011, 03:24 AM
Nice, but a bit of a lame joke :rolleyes:

This ^^
It was a little too obvious.

The Sea Trout
04-01-2011, 02:44 PM
Yeah defo an April fools.

Why would Sony want him on board to promote PS3 and the PSN but tell him ton continue playing Xbox 360?! Lol

Elit3 m0nkey
04-01-2011, 02:52 PM
This is how I read it;

"Sony is giving me free stuff, Microsoft isn't. I'm switching to PSN."

EDIT: Never mind, clicked his "Playstation Network" GT link.

Burnout x360a
04-01-2011, 02:53 PM
Obvious joke but it worked as people clearly believed it ;)

Bleeding Star
04-01-2011, 03:08 PM
Am I the only one with a brain?

Go on the site, his GT is clearly still Stallion (clearly at the top of the page) and if you took 2 seconds to click the supposed new GT it takes you to an 'April Fools' GT

Seriously, stop debating "if its true"

On a side note, I thought April Fools died in High School.... guess I was wrong

JAW LV
04-01-2011, 03:17 PM
On a side note, I thought April Fools died in High School.... guess I was wrong

I'm all about having a good laugh, but ya I pretty much agree... April Fools is for kids.

Burnout x360a
04-01-2011, 03:18 PM
Am I the only one with a brain?


Nope. I don't know why people can debate it either to be honest..