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marblesetter
06-06-2011, 07:21 PM
Man this game has me LMFAO half the time with stuff they say or the ghosts.

My Fav. as they pick up yet another door


Knock Knock

Who's there

Another big ass door

I almost pissed myself

Auburok
06-06-2011, 08:06 PM
"How does anyone get around by themselves here?"

"Do you think they have enough doors?"

"Dressed slutty? What about you?"
"This is strategically placed."

"What is that?"
"A giant eye."
"Do you think it saw us?"
"It was a giant EYE."

"I hate heights. Can't stab them. Can't shoot them. Can't set them on fire."

And the best, on the main menu when Caddoc steps forward as he passes E'lara:

"I'll protect you."
*ass slap*

IDiivil
06-06-2011, 08:07 PM
I think Auburok covered all the ones I was going to post.

ponypo2001
06-06-2011, 08:08 PM
The chemistry between Caddoc and Elara in this game is pure comedy genius at times. My favourite line was during a spider section and Elara calmly exclaimed to Caddoc, "Try not to wet yourself". Needless to say, I almost did haha

marblesetter
06-06-2011, 08:19 PM
That was classic pony

One of the ghost dudes got attacked by a flock of chickens and that was too good. he say's stay away from the chickens.( and i did ) I had to laugh for an hour

ponypo2001
06-06-2011, 08:38 PM
That was classic pony

One of the ghost dudes got attacked by a flock of chickens and that was too good. he say's stay away from the chickens.( and i did ) I had to laugh for an hour

haha yep. I made an effort to snipe every last chicken I saw after that as a kind of homage to the poor mans demise. Classic.

DENAz666
06-07-2011, 03:27 AM
Some bloody hilarious lines in the game! Totally wasn't expecting it either :)

Sol007
06-07-2011, 03:59 AM
"Why are these doors so heavy?" seriously what ever happened to doors you can just break down, does everything have to be made of metal and weigh a ton XD

also "Feeling cold, E'lara I need some sleg" Caddoc's on that good $#!7:drunk

FrogInTheStreet
06-07-2011, 04:22 AM
E'lara - it certainly is a long way down
Caddoc - ah yes your fear of heights... what is the technical term for that again?
E'lara - dying
Caddoc - nahhh a shattered pelvis at worst

BrassBallz
06-07-2011, 05:09 PM
"Dressed slutty? What about you?"
"This is strategically placed."

"What is that?"
"A giant eye."
"Do you think it saw us?"
"It was a giant EYE."



Those two had me cracking up... great stuff.