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highpass
07-20-2007, 11:29 AM
"NintenTrampz: Tramps & Hobos" is due out soon, sure to redefine the pet genre on the DS as we know it (or rather, didn't know it, because the rest are all so effing shite).

We are told two (yes that's one more than one!) versions are to be released; standard, and Special Brew. The reviewer unfortunately could only afford the regular version, in true tramp fashion. Read on for the first, almost-exclusive-but-not-at-all-really screenshots!

Packaging (regular version):-
http://bp1.blogger.com/_PC-S2Jpb-TY/Rpzd2TaSPaI/AAAAAAAAAWw/4STFcf49mE0/s400/Nintentramps+Game.jpg

Customisable Title Screen (changes depending on how well you're treating him):-
http://bp2.blogger.com/_PC-S2Jpb-TY/RpzeRjaSPfI/AAAAAAAAAXY/u1agCiBLTYM/s400/Title+Screen.jpg
Note, if you "touch" the tramp in a "special" place, bonus rounds are unlocked.

Tramp/Hobo selection screen:-
http://bp2.blogger.com/_PC-S2Jpb-TY/RpzeVjaSPgI/AAAAAAAAAXg/DDnTVNlBgP8/s400/Tramp+Selection.jpg
The game starts out allowing you to choose from the three tramps shown above. As you progress, you may unlock further tramps with unique abilities, and of course a plethora of different cardboard boxes or bags to dress them up in.

The reviewer opted for "Mick", as he believed he resembled a murderer. Perhaps he'd seen him on the FBI's 10 most wanted.
http://bp2.blogger.com/_PC-S2Jpb-TY/Rpzd_jaSPcI/AAAAAAAAAXA/nYW-__OsJgM/s400/Item+selection.jpg
Here you can begin to see exactly how much control you have over your pet tramp.
The reviewer reports having hours of fun with the "sponge bath" option, which is obviously very touch-orientated. He then experimented with combining the different options, and at one point ended up with Mick in a bath, drinking a can of special brew and smoking a fag butt at the same time! As you may expect, it results in a strain on the DS' limited resources, but indeed allows for lengthy replay.

http://bp3.blogger.com/_PC-S2Jpb-TY/RpzeMzaSPeI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/Jg8I7rx4V2U/s400/Time+for+FIRE.jpghttp://bp1.blogger.com/_PC-S2Jpb-TY/Rp42BzaSPkI/AAAAAAAAAYA/U0kN5lwuKxo/s400/Park%252Bincident.jpg
http://bp3.blogger.com/_PC-S2Jpb-TY/Rpzd6zaSPbI/AAAAAAAAAW4/BjmyOnQAnUM/s400/Game+over.jpg

Review score:-

In conclusion:
It's a 'good' game, but it's not the 'best' game. I wish it was the 'best' game, but it isn't. It's only a 'good' game instead.
7/10

Great stuff, really pushing the system to its limits.

Please do not attempt to buy this in any shops or online. We do encourage you to support developers, but this game just isn't real.

Sadly.

Source (http://stupidfuckingcustomer.blogspot.com/).

Cold Rival
07-20-2007, 11:41 AM
Lol, I'll be picking this one up, for sure!! ;)

ointmenter
07-20-2007, 11:45 AM
this is bad for human of all kind.
why make joke about homeless peoples ?
you want to lose your house as well maybe ?
think twice or even more before you laughter about this issue here.

and always rememmber :
life on the street is not easy - especially when you have a pc

P1NSEEKER
07-20-2007, 11:46 AM
^ :| Dude its called a joke, lighten up.

I read that blog too :D

Cold Rival
07-20-2007, 11:47 AM
and always rememmber :
life on the street is not easy - especially when you have a pc

We know... It's murder to carry.

XxCARBONKIDxX
07-20-2007, 11:58 AM
Its A Joke?:(awww Man!
I Was Kinda Hoping It Was For Real

phorenzik
07-20-2007, 02:26 PM
Nice of you to pinch my hard work and not put a link to me.............I'm not bitter........:)

http://stupidfuckingcustomer.blogspot.com/

If this link is offensive, feel free to be a nazi and remove it.

EDIT: Ignore this post. I was being stupid and didn't see the link to me. I understand that I could just delete this post, but I don't want to mess with the continuity of the thread.

highpass
07-20-2007, 02:29 PM
Nice of you to pinch my hard work and not put a link to me.............I'm not bitter........:)

http://stupidfuckingcustomer.blogspot.com/

If this link is offensive, feel free to be a nazi and remove it.

What does it say at the bottom of the post? That's right, "source"... Nowhere did I imply I'd written it, either (all i did was expand on what you had), so you really have no reason to be bitter.

phorenzik
07-20-2007, 02:41 PM
Sorry. I didn't see that bit. I was only having a laugh anyway. I wasn't really bitter, hence the smiley.

P1NSEEKER
07-20-2007, 02:47 PM
Yeah stop causing trouble! :p

highpass
07-20-2007, 02:50 PM
No worries chap, i didn't want you thinking i'd robbed your stuff, even if you don't mind ;).

If nobody else has clicked on, this is the reviewer mentioned in the article. Be sure to check his site for future reviews, including Trampz 2: Tennants Super.

phorenzik
07-20-2007, 03:01 PM
I'm actually thinking of doing an alternative Brain Training game for my next one. It'll be either a thick twat version or a dole scammer version. Maybe both. You heard it here first. I'll probably do it on Sunday though because I'll be busy until then.

It almost certainly won't be as good as Nintentramps though.

:)

highpass
07-20-2007, 03:08 PM
Dole Scammer or Immigration edition sounds like a winner. I'll keep my eyes peeled, ta!

phorenzik
07-20-2007, 03:14 PM
I'll probably steer clear of the 'immigration' one. I've been called a lot of things but I don't want 'racist' to be one of them.

highpass
07-20-2007, 03:19 PM
Ah, yeah that's understandable. You could get away with doing one without mentioning race at all, but at the end of the day, Dole Scammer'd still be funnier.

You racist bastard. Racist against those poor, poor dole scammers.