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ThaMyth
06-02-2012, 02:14 AM
I was a man's man, rolling around with my ladies taken out griffens and whatever gransys could throw at us... and then it happened.

I had beaten the dragon, sir maximillion was safe. He came running at me for the longest gay embrace EVER. Then after a couple of scenes it went back to us holding each other and rolling around by the fire. My mouth was open at this point. Im like "really, my guys fucking gay?", and im not homophobic but i wasnt expecting this shit. I hadnt hit on the dude or no shit, hell i didnt know u could. So at that point im literally like "did i build a fucking buff ass chick by mistake in the character editor?", so i keep going, trying to bury my romp by the camp fire. Then after the everfell, it happened again. Maximillion comes running out on the fucking beach and holds my hand all deeply staring into my eyes. Im like "WTFFFFFFFF?!?!?!". So i went to newgame+ and made sure i had a fucking dude, and i did. So has this happened to anyone else. I feel like my avatar was molested. hahahaha.

Nami
06-02-2012, 02:26 AM
Bahahahahaha that is hilarious, that did not happen to me my guy went with some blonde chick that the dragon wanted me to kill when I got washed up on the shore.

ThaMyth
06-02-2012, 02:31 AM
i think i shouldnt have escourted this fool to the shadow fort and this might not have happened hahahaha

BloodGodAlucard
06-02-2012, 02:35 AM
Damn man that sucks. :eek: I'll have to make sure I max out affinity with a bunch of different chicks to try and avoid that. Did you give him a lot of gifts or anything? Maybe the Arisen's Bond? I've heard that by giving that item to an NPC that can be romanced it chooses them for your end game sacrifice. I'd love to know if that's the case. Since I have my eye on Madeleine at the moment and would like to have her as my romance choice at the end.

ThaMyth
06-02-2012, 02:37 AM
man, i didnt give him a damn thing hahaha. just took him to the forst after completing his missions for the wyrm hunt. thats why my mouth dropped like "get off my dude bro man" hahahaha

BloodGodAlucard
06-02-2012, 03:05 AM
Man that's random. :confused:

HugTheBear
06-02-2012, 03:31 AM
hahaha. That story made me laugh out loud. I haven't played the game, so I can't say I have or have not had this happen. I just clicked the thread to read your story.

Darth Cuda
06-02-2012, 03:57 AM
Same shit happened to me. I had max affinity though. Gave golden idol for better weapons then had to help madelon and my pawn commented on how she would have liked golden one more...now she tells me. Hes dragon food next time.

ThaMyth
06-02-2012, 05:21 AM
gave mine for weapons also hahahahaha i see what happened. wow.

Andii
06-02-2012, 07:29 AM
LMAO!!

It happened to me!! But it was Asalam the innkeeper! I was like WTF???? My stepson was laughing his arse off.

Zim
06-02-2012, 09:03 AM
Oh man I've been giving the blacksmith all the presents simply because it was easy O.o;;; I gotta change that. Potion shop lady will do I guess lol.

I made the character look like me and my main pawn my girlfriend. It would be beyond weird to see my girlfriend pawn stand and stare as my character starts hugging with another guy.

Although I kinda like this. It's a very subtle way to do a romance 'system' where seemingly the game just takes the character you have been kindest too and assumes it's them.

Topherion
06-02-2012, 09:13 AM
My FemArisen had to save Aelinore from the Dragon, and 'twas Madeleine who rushed to my pawn/me's side on the beach.

k1ll1ng5pr33
06-02-2012, 09:17 AM
It can even get creepy, when you've made your character basicly look like a child.. :o

EnteringtheCosmos
06-02-2012, 09:20 AM
That maximillion guy is a stud, lucky guy you. ;)

ThaMyth
06-02-2012, 02:12 PM
hahahahahahaha i feel more blessed i nailed him and not the inn keeper now.

Akki Kitsune
06-02-2012, 07:40 PM
Yeah I had that that happen on my game with the inn keeper first time through all i did was do his escourt quest but i did a bunch of other escourt quests too.

Had a similar scene happen not too long ago with Julien on NG+ and all i did was kill him, revive him and spoke to him in jail to get his shield. Didn't bother doing any excourt quests this playthrough.

Darth Cuda
06-02-2012, 08:04 PM
Lame as hell. Not because of its gay but rather because you have no choice. The game made choice for you, seriously wtf???

If you must have a romance I would have wanted Madeliene shes the hottest npc in the game.

ThaMyth
06-02-2012, 08:36 PM
Lame as hell. Not because of its gay but rather because you have no choice. The game made choice for you, seriously wtf???

If you must have a romance I would have wanted Madeliene shes the hottest npc in the game.


completely agree, thats the same opinion i have on the matter.:eek:
I will def be trying to get with the ladies on this run just to avoid that issue completely haha

seven43861
06-02-2012, 08:42 PM
I had similar WTF moments, I made my Arisen to look somewhat Gandalf esc, wanted a serious sorceror type, so he kind of looks old, and imagine my suprise that he'd be making out with first the duchess which looks to be about 14. And then later to roll around with the witch who also looks to be about 14.

My Arisen is a serious pedophile!:woop:

ThaMyth
06-02-2012, 08:49 PM
ahahahahahaha thats the other shit i've read is the PEDO moments. The Arisen be about his business apparently

Darth Cuda
06-02-2012, 09:30 PM
I do not support pedophiles. I do have to state however if you research this presumed era in history women were wedded at 13 or 14 years of age often traded as property in a buisiness deal between her father and husband. So maybe they are trying to capture that. I dont agree with it but times were different then.

seven43861
06-03-2012, 05:36 AM
I do not support pedophiles. I do have to state however if you research this presumed era in history women were wedded at 13 or 14 years of age often traded as property in a buisiness deal between her father and husband. So maybe they are trying to capture that. I dont agree with it but times were different then.


See that's what I kind of figured, timeframe and all, but still to see it happening it's just like, why? why would you do that?:(

Death shrimp X
06-03-2012, 08:25 AM
My guy made out with the Dukes chamberlain you know that old hooded guy you do quests for

Darc Jak
06-13-2012, 07:10 AM
Same shit happened to me too. XD I found out it happened because you maxed out his affinity AND did his escort quest (Haha escort quest XD). If you want to avoid an awkward few cut-scenes, don't do the escort quest when their affinity is maxed out, which is when they have an aura around them and it makes an annoying chime when you talk to them.

Xerofox
06-13-2012, 07:50 AM
Lol, always love those unexpected events in games.

So I guess your character is quite the sword master or is he more specialized in staffs? Does he prefer a rogue style, sneaking up on men and stab them in their back? Or maybe a ranger, shooting from a distance? Come on, don't leave me in the dark.

EnteringtheCosmos
06-17-2012, 01:26 PM
Ok so I can't change vocation because the inn guy is not at my house after I defeat the dragon, he was there for a few minutes when i woke up but he is no longer there. Is there any other person that allows you to change vocation?

Shinigami_PL
06-17-2012, 04:51 PM
Haha, nice. I see I've been very lucky to romance Aelinore. She fell in love with me after I saved her life from the Duke and she was the person the Dragon wanted to kill and who lived on the beach with me.
Though Maddie loves me also, after I helped her escape the city, so maybe I'll get some more boobie action in my second playthrough.

EnteringtheCosmos
06-17-2012, 06:30 PM
Haha, nice. I see I've been very lucky to romance Aelinore. She fell in love with me after I saved her life from the Duke and she was the person the Dragon wanted to kill and who lived on the beach with me.
Though Maddie loves me also, after I helped her escape the city, so maybe I'll get some more boobie action in my second playthrough.
Too bad you can't have 3somes

Shinigami_PL
06-17-2012, 06:58 PM
Given how lucky the other guys were with their love interests, I'd say it's a good choice.

ghsbe
06-19-2012, 01:49 PM
I was a man's man, rolling around with my ladies taken out griffens and whatever gransys could throw at us... and then it happened.

I had beaten the dragon, sir maximillion was safe. He came running at me for the longest gay embrace EVER. Then after a couple of scenes it went back to us holding each other and rolling around by the fire. My mouth was open at this point. Im like "really, my guys fucking gay?", and im not homophobic but i wasnt expecting this shit. I hadnt hit on the dude or no shit, hell i didnt know u could. So at that point im literally like "did i build a fucking buff ass chick by mistake in the character editor?", so i keep going, trying to bury my romp by the camp fire. Then after the everfell, it happened again. Maximillion comes running out on the fucking beach and holds my hand all deeply staring into my eyes. Im like "WTFFFFFFFF?!?!?!". So i went to newgame+ and made sure i had a fucking dude, and i did. So has this happened to anyone else. I feel like my avatar was molested. hahahaha.

I'd rather be sleeping with a man than a 10 year old girl like I did in my game ending. Ugh, Capcom...

Paka
06-19-2012, 09:38 PM
Dang, I tried quite hard to get Ser Maximilian. He was the only one who I maxed the affinity on. Instead I got Selene. :( I figured it might be the duchess since I completed that questline... but Selene? :confused: I did like two things for her, the witch hunt and an escort quest. Talked to her like three times total I think.

And yeah, there is potential for some really creepy pairings here, especially if you consider that you can make the arisen look like a child too. Child arisen/Fournival, ect. :eek: And since this is marked for spoilers, that scene when you get caught in the duchess' bedroom and the punishment scene following becomes incredibly messed up if you make your arisen a kid.

Darth Cuda
06-20-2012, 08:10 AM
Thats messed up anyhow...I was thinking what? Stupid slut then I wanted to choke her out!

Paka
06-20-2012, 08:54 PM
Thats messed up anyhow...I was thinking what? Stupid slut then I wanted to choke her out!

I did worse... :p

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538086_10150959728597332_320433136_n.jpg

(I did reload after, so this isn't the reason I didn't get her. But next playthrough I don't think I'll reload.)

VRattleHead
06-22-2012, 05:40 PM
A very similar thing happened to me. I spent most of the game cuddling up to the dutchess and Quina (or whatever her name is). So I thought at the end of the game I would maybe get one of them... However, much to my dismay - I beat the dragon and lo and behold - Reynard runs into my arms for a long embrace!!! lol. dammit!

It turns out I guess that because I was going for the "Hero" achievement I was trying to get Reynard's side quest "Search Party" to trigger so I kept buying and selling stuff with him. I think I gave him a couple presents too thinking that I had to get his affinity up to trigger that quest. Good news - I triggered the quest and got the Hero achievement at the end of the game. Bad news - Reynard has got mad man love for me. lol.

The funny thing too is that I never expected that to happen. When he showed up at the end and my arisen and him, well, got it on - my jaw hit the floor. Video Game shocker of the year for me so far!

I have nothing against being able to have gay relationships in video games even though I'm straight but like a previous poster said - it sucks that you don't really seem to get to choose in this game (or at least make an informed decision).

Zumato
06-23-2012, 03:42 AM
I ended up with Madeleine my play through. Which was odd since I was attempting for the maid in the Duke's castle.

cryanken
06-23-2012, 01:57 PM
My issue is what does giving your bond to someone seriously have to do with loving them. I am out a shopkeeper because of this stupid affinity shit. He won't show up no matter what I do. I should have let the dragon kill him.

waxc3
06-24-2012, 06:09 AM
My girl got to kiss cutie Selene.

Zumato
06-27-2012, 01:34 AM
Well...it finally happened. After all of the gifts, attention, and the Arisen's Bond that I gave to the Duchess. I ended up with Asalam the Innkeeper, who I never gave a single gift, for my second playthrough.

So until I start a new game++, I have to travel to Cassardis to change my vocation. Too bad all of the action is in Gran Soren. I seriously think that the Arisen's Bond is useless....

Shinigami_PL
06-28-2012, 08:51 PM
And I thought this romance thing is really straightforward. This time I gave the arisen's bond (I didn't even have it in my first playtrhough) to Ophis and she ended up being the one I love. Plus I've done all the quests for Selene, so I have two girls at my house right now.

Thinking about romancing the jester at Duke's castle next time :D

cygnus46
08-13-2012, 01:55 PM
Normally I don't post, but the topic of this thread was too funny not to.

Just finished my first play through, and I've been enjoying the game immensely. For my character I made a "manly man" ranger type that looks like a cross between Conan and Thor. Invariably my party of pawns was almost 100% female.

So I go to confront the dragon, and laying on the ground is good ole Caxton the shopkeeper where I upgrade all of my armor at. (What's that? We get an achievement for giving presents? Okay, since I visit the armorer more than anyone I just give a lame present every time, no harm there right?)

So the dragon says to me, "If you kill this guy I'll leave and never come back." What? Seriously? No problem, I don't even know this guy's name and I get to save the land, the good of the many at the sacrifice of one "they're masterworks all!" kind of guy. So I killed him and the game ended rather lacklusterly. So I went back to fight the dragon after all.

Twenty minutes after the longest boss fight ever, Caxton is there, obviously grateful I saved him. Apparently too grateful. At first I was like, "Cool, I saved your life, now buy more of my rotten foodstuffs." Then our gaze lingered just a moment longer than was comfortable. Hmm, that was weird.

A few cut scenes later and we're rolling around by the campfire Brokeback Mountain style. My seven foot Conan/Thor hybrid and this paunchy, bearded, (and married!) merchant. One giant WTF? I kind of just sat there staring at the tv, what just happened? Why did it happen? That's when I did some poking around, ahem no pun intended, and found out about NPC affinity and what-not.

I don't really have a problem with this stuff in my fantasy RPG games; Dragon Age and Skyrim being perfect examples. But at least in those two games I knew what I was getting into up front, but this moment in Dragon's Dogma was just...odd. I guess that's one way to throw in a twist at the end that the players never saw coming!

Kunduz
08-13-2012, 02:16 PM
gotta love the "romancing system" of this game :D

Darth Krytie
09-05-2012, 05:52 AM
I had a similar thing happen. My lady arisen tried hard to nail Ser Maxxie and ended up with the Duchess? I gave him my Arisen's bond, too. I don't care about the gay thing as I am gay, but I was annoyed that it appears to be random or something and not at all what you're aiming for.

Headless Snip3r
10-19-2012, 11:09 AM
Well I didn't sleep with anyone in my game.. Selene was my choice to save with the dragon, and pretty sure that she was my highest affinity in the game. She continued to make "fatherly" comments to me, so maybe how I played was more of her protector and it didn't register as a "love interest" situation. Idk.. Very glad there wasn't a sex scene with her as that'd be seriously messed up.

Headless Snip3r
10-26-2012, 04:48 PM
First playthrough was Selene, and my second is the dutchess. I think it's funny that both are now camping out in my house. Gonna try to get Madeline this time. Atleast maybe this time my character won't be pedo. Seems shes already obviously lesbian, but atleat maybe i can get something "developed" this time, lol. and LOL at the romance system in this game.

And I did get the "campfire" scene with the dutchess, but not with selene.

Taylorboy
02-09-2013, 10:27 PM
I had Caxton -.-

(You can't go wrong !!!)

XxStuartxX 1990
02-11-2013, 03:42 PM
A friend of mine got that child you have to babysit...