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fax5jrj
08-01-2012, 04:28 AM
Mine is when I asked my friend if he was looking forward to this game or not. He said no. I asked him why, and he said because they were changing too much.

What about you?

frankq831
08-03-2012, 01:31 AM
Whats so funny about that?

StolenPaper18
08-03-2012, 01:55 AM
Whats so funny about that?

It's COD...they don't change anything. :p

iBuzz7S
08-03-2012, 02:59 AM
"It's going to be better than the last".

I really don't care if it is or not, I would not even be able to tell. But to say something like that is almost asking to get slapped across the face.

HugTheBear
08-03-2012, 03:02 AM
"It's going to be better than the last".

I don't think it can get any worse than MW3. :p

iBuzz7S
08-04-2012, 04:09 AM
I don't think it can get any worse than MW3. :p
I don't find MW3 to be all that bad, but it puts me up against a lot of COD4 fanboys when I defend it. :p

Evilrockstar13
08-04-2012, 10:57 AM
Funniest thing i've heard a "CODnerd" say is.....


I don't find MW3 to be all that bad, but it puts me up against a lot of COD4 fanboys when I defend it. :p



:woop:

CHIRUNO99
08-04-2012, 11:06 AM
Oh god, here comes a giant text. Bearing in mind these are just the jist of what they say.


"I'm going to hack your account."
"I'm reporting you to [Fictional body] to get your account banned."
"You're going around knifing . You should quit."
"Stop Hardscoping [insulting noun]!" (Using a Sniper Rifle for it's main intention)
"You're a terrible player for noobtubing."
"Why are you using [Weapon with explosive AoE attack] you [insulting noun]?"
[General hype about prestiging]
[Proposals of 1on1 scope challenge fight battle duels, whatever]
[General empty death threats]
"Stop using [Weapon] [Insulting noun], use a [I]real gun."

Mom Jokes are too pathetic to be funny.

Warren17
08-05-2012, 06:31 AM
COD is the greatest game ever.
Man COD fan-boys are stupid.

steamboatidk
08-05-2012, 06:41 AM
The funniest thing is when people say you try hard because you use a certain gun or play a certain way or when they talk about game battles how my clan is this high in the world but when i play i do better then them.
Well just funny too me.

steamboatidk
08-05-2012, 06:45 AM
Oh god, here comes a giant text. Bearing in mind these are just the jist of what they say.

[LIST=1]
"I'm going to hack your account."
"Stop Hardscoping [insulting noun]!" (Using a Sniper Rifle for it's main intention)


My two favorites but ive seen people get there accounts hacked even most people that say it are 11 year olds with lisp's.

raptor_256
08-05-2012, 07:35 AM
i reckon i'd be funny to have a friend in a lobby where someone threatens to hack you.

you reply "yeah we'll ill hack you"
you friend insults you.
you say youre "going to hack him now"
have friend go nuts pretending theyre hacked
then threaten to hack other guy if he doesnt leave.

probably wouldnt work but it'd be fun to try

Ehrenfried
08-05-2012, 10:58 AM
This has nothing to do with a "nerd", that's all just dumb little kids whoo seek attention/coolness.

fax5jrj
08-05-2012, 03:54 PM
Me: You should get Halo. It's so much fun.

CODnerd: Nah, I hate Halo

Me: Why?

CODnerd: Because if someone sees you first you're automatically dead. Also, it takes no skill to play.

Me: *sigh*

CHIRUNO99
08-05-2012, 05:04 PM
If you want to start something funny in a game, mention most of the weapons which fire bullets in CoD are just hitscan and require little skill to use compared to Tribes: Ascend.

Watch the hate come flowing in.

JASEL84
08-08-2012, 07:55 AM
I'm still play same game every year since cod 4

BluWolve
08-08-2012, 08:33 AM
Oh god, here comes a giant text. Bearing in mind these are just the jist of what they say.


"I'm going to hack your account."
"I'm reporting you to [Fictional body] to get your account banned."
"You're going around knifing . You should quit."
"Stop Hardscoping [insulting noun]!" (Using a Sniper Rifle for it's main intention)
"You're a terrible player for noobtubing."
"Why are you using [Weapon with explosive AoE attack] you [insulting noun]?"
[General hype about prestiging]
[Proposals of 1on1 scope challenge fight battle duels, whatever]
[General empty death threats]
"Stop using [Weapon] [Insulting noun], use a [I]real gun."

Mom Jokes are too pathetic to be funny.
This pretty much sums up my whole CoD experience. I have recieved every one of these messages. The only other one I can think of is "Look at your K.D, you are a terrible player". Of course the language, spelling and grammar was a lot worse, and this was coming from someone that was way below me on the leaderboard at the end of the game. But hey, apparently the only thing that matters is K.D, even in an objective based game mode. That will teach me for being a team player.

plum
08-08-2012, 12:33 PM
The funniest thing I have herd a cod nerd say is that black ops 2 will be a good game. Loooooooool. Piss myself every time I hear this :):):):)

Burnout x360a
08-09-2012, 08:13 AM
The funniest thing I have herd a cod nerd say is that black ops 2 will be a good game. Loooooooool. Piss myself every time I hear this :):):):)

Nothing funny about that, everyone has their opinion about a game.

I mak3 big boom
08-09-2012, 08:23 AM
Hey you getting halo 4?

No

Why not?

Halo is gay!!1111

Toams07
08-09-2012, 11:46 AM
*Me at a friends house who only plays Black Ops*

Me: You buying Black Ops 2?

Friend: Hell yeah. It has tomahawks

*One week later*

Me: Hey, did you know Assassins Creed 3 is gonna have tomahawks?

Friend: OMG, I'm gonna buy that too!

SpectreSoldier
08-09-2012, 06:47 PM
For me when I used to play MW3 a couple of months ago, I was in a match playing without worring too much of my KD but during that match I kept killing a guy and then he hate-mail'd me saying that I have no skill.
I laughed so hard.

Smoochy
08-09-2012, 08:52 PM
I just hear a lot of "mom" jokes from guys who sound like they're in college, which is pretty sad.

xIAmAZombiex
08-10-2012, 08:20 AM
"but black ops doesn't have nukes and quickscoping". Made me laugh and also sad to realize I was friends with a person who symbolizes everything that's wrong with MP.

Nevander
08-10-2012, 09:14 AM
"Woooow" everytime they die from a drop-shot or something. Did that to someone today and they just went "WOOOOOW." ROFL.

I don't take CoD seriously anymore, but BOII looks like it might be worth it.

its RIALTO
08-10-2012, 09:55 AM
I just hear a lot of "mom" jokes from guys who sound like they're in college, which is pretty sad.

Yeah the same, "your mom / mum" "your mom/mums a b!t*h"

"yeah and you're 12, and its way past your bedtime!!!"

SIMPLYMIDGET
09-12-2012, 10:41 PM
General disruptive lobby chatter...

DxxxRules
09-12-2012, 10:52 PM
I do hope Black Ops 2 will be different.

yourbreakfast99
09-12-2012, 11:14 PM
Probably"black ops is the best game evaarrrr"

EngagedMetal7
09-18-2012, 12:42 PM
20 year old americans verbal battle vs 7 year old australians. My ears still haven't recovered from the (insert infinite sign) amount of times i'e heard these two groups (.... ........ .... ... .....ing) for use of better language.

KFZ Scrubs
09-26-2012, 06:53 PM
COD is a franchise that keeps things fresh

As fresh as Osama's Body

xMIKEYMOUSEx
09-26-2012, 07:50 PM
I've heard a few people say MW3 was the worst COD game ever.

The same people also saying MW2 was the best COD game ever.
The same people saying MW3 was practically just a map pack for MW2.

So if it's like saying it's the same game, surely they are of equal quality...

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