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WeeChrissy360
12-19-2007, 06:37 PM
What the title says, Whats your favourite video game quote?

Mines is...Bioshock - "Would You Kindly"

Darth Heyburt
12-19-2007, 06:40 PM
haha... That's never as good without the accent.

"I See.." From Shenmuw has to be quite funny seeing as he says it at the most inopertune moments... "Ryo...I'm Dying" "I see..."

"Ain't no gettin' offa this train we're on!" Cloud//Barrett//Biggs//Wedge//Jessie//Tifa//Red XIII//Vincent//Yuffie//Cait Sith//Cid.

Final Fantasy 7.

Gun-Nut
12-19-2007, 06:48 PM
Has to be
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum!
From Duke Nukem 3D! :D

Dizzy Domes
12-19-2007, 06:58 PM
First one that pops into my mind is:

"That...was the second time I died" - Jackie Estacado, from The Darkness

edit: Had to reach deep into the classics for these. "He's on fire!", "From downtown!", "Boomshakalaka!", "Puts up a brick!", "Jams it in!" - I shouldn't even have to tell you what these are from.

Zef
12-19-2007, 07:08 PM
Has to be
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum!
From Duke Nukem 3D! :D

That was going to be mine, get your own!

I shall nominate the always popular Gnarl from Overlord with this nugget of awesomonomy:

"The best kind of halfling the in on-fire-and-screaming kind"

This is on the verge of being a top 5 list, noone do 5.

Kazdan
12-19-2007, 07:15 PM
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck". - Duke Nukem.

Deyankees1
12-19-2007, 07:23 PM
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck". - Duke Nukem.

What kind of crazy, I currently cant think of one but will. Watch me I Will.

RFT 123
12-19-2007, 07:27 PM
Gears Of War, just after you kill the two boomers at the beggining of act 2, Baird "Damn, these things are nearly as big as you Cole!" Cole, "yeah, Almost!"

Classic.

TyloSB
12-19-2007, 07:30 PM
All your base are belong to us! - Zero Wing
THE CAKE IS A LIE! - Portal

Dizzy Domes
12-19-2007, 07:45 PM
All your base are belong to us! - Zero Wing
THE CAKE IS A LIE! - Portal

Forgot about Portal, that game has some of the best dailogue ever.

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great."

run ita charlie
12-19-2007, 08:11 PM
my favorite quote of all time would be from halo 2

"sir, permission to leave the station"
"for what purpose soldier?"
"to give the covenant back their bomb"

then the chief proceeds to jump off of the station and drop the bomb right into the reactor of the covenant ship and blows it up.....now THAT was badass

LethalRope
12-19-2007, 08:46 PM
Halo 3

Your pals are helping you snipe some brutes and co and one of them headshots a brute and shouts out ''OMG achievement unlocked'' had me creasing for ages. Its true.

Krueger
12-19-2007, 08:48 PM
When the last the wind said "hostiles" to you-Gears of War i love that one.

WD EAGLE39
12-19-2007, 09:04 PM
Run run as fast as u can u cant catch me im the gingerbread man-after one of my players got tackled

Spartan EXR
12-19-2007, 09:10 PM
"sir, finishing the fight" or "Where did you find him?---- Out back, napping"

both from Halo

xxEquilibriumxx
12-19-2007, 10:23 PM
"The little bastard stung me." the librarian zapping some soldier dude. Or in timeshift if ur at zero and fall of the edge in multiplayer the game doesn't feel bad in saying "You suck" i luaghed.

Wreckon Dracgon
12-19-2007, 10:41 PM
Alot of mine would be from Gears I just love the Locusts and everything they say from the simple "AMMUNITION SECURED" to "DIE GROUNDWALKER" I also love just about everything the Cole Train says especially "OHHH you just got my boots dirty"... but my all time favorite video game line would have to be...

"You foolish creatures do not stand a chance against me... I am as far beyond a God as mutants are beyond humans" Apocalypse from X-Men 2: Clone Wars on Sega Genesis FTW.

moomoocowsly
12-19-2007, 10:44 PM
"I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL"

"lookit all dat JUICE"

"i've covered wars you know"

"It's 'cuz of that @$&^% pizza that people underneath are sufferin'"

"Follow the captain!"

"THE CAPTAIN IS DEAD!"

Bonus points if you can name all the games those are from, they're pretty obvious though.

Gun-Nut
12-19-2007, 10:45 PM
"I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL"

"lookit all dat JUICE"

"i've covered wars you know"

"It's 'cuz of that @$&^% pizza that people underneath are sufferin'"

"Follow the captain!"

"THE CAPTAIN IS DEAD!"

Bonus points if you can name all the games those are from, they're pretty obvious though.

I know the first one is Duke Nukem 3D :) Guessing 2nd is Gears but rest don't come to mind.

Darth Heyburt
12-19-2007, 11:28 PM
"I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL"

"lookit all dat JUICE"

"i've covered wars you know"

"It's 'cuz of that @$&^% pizza that people underneath are sufferin'"

"Follow the captain!"

"THE CAPTAIN IS DEAD!"

Bonus points if you can name all the games those are from, they're pretty obvious though.

1. The Duke... duke nukem 3d

2. Gears of War... The ColeeeeeTrain Baby (Aparantly a Smoooth ride)

3. Frank West. Dead Rising.

4. Barrett Wallace. FFVII...

5. No Idea sounds like Halo?

DFILL450
12-19-2007, 11:33 PM
"Close shut the jaws of Oblibion!" - That ones pretty good. Its the only one i can remember since I'm playing Oblivion right now.

AlphaDog Deluxe
12-20-2007, 02:36 AM
You see this claws? Unbreakable... - Wolverine
SO LAME

zdarko43
12-20-2007, 02:38 AM
"Look at all that JUICE!!!"
-Cole Train ( Gears of War )

or
"Tys- you're a monster, you're a fucking monster!!!"
-Salem ( Army of Two )

Skillet
12-20-2007, 04:50 AM
"Crowbars are for geeky video game characters, Sam." -Anna Grimstodr, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

"FOR THE REPUBLIC!" -Any Republic Soldier in KotOR

"OOH! MAMA MIA!" -Mario (not sure if it's spelled right but I lol every time I hear it)

DeathMinion111
12-20-2007, 10:55 AM
"There's room for one more. It's a F*ckin party down here." - Baird Gears of War

knockton55
12-20-2007, 05:43 PM
Altair "There's one more thing i need from you"
Guy "What's that?"
Altair "Your life"

He is the ultimate badass

Mirksta
12-20-2007, 08:39 PM
The one in my sig.
Others from when you die in CoD2 and 4 (3 was crap)
"That ain't vodka, that's boomshine!" - Off Vice City, those Scottish rockers. Bare jokeage that was.

WeeChrissy360
12-20-2007, 09:21 PM
LMAO i killed myself laughing at this thread - i didn't know games could be so funny and mind-blowing at the same time

Darth Odan
12-20-2007, 09:26 PM
"This morning was the most glorious morning in the history of the Earth. Peace is upon us, a gift to every man, woman, and child, from the Brotherhood of Nod. Victory - not just for our people, but for our species! The time for questioning is over. Rising from our trenches, our bunkers, our factories, we must all now partake in the Technology of Peace. One purpose, one vision. Tiberium is the way and the life. Today, the sun rises on a new world, and a new people. The end... is the beginning." - Kane

" If you don't use every available asset....Then you are failing every man,woman, and child on this planet. Do the right thing commander, do the right thing." Acting Director Boyle.

Pez
12-20-2007, 09:30 PM
"Who's this Rosie then? Has she got big floppy sausage tits??" - One of the English guys out of GTA: San Andreas.

Classic, seeing how Rosie is the lawyer, Rosenbourg, I think... :p

~SS

artvandel4y
12-22-2007, 08:28 AM
When the last the wind said "hostiles" to you-Gears of War i love that one.
That one pissed me off because I kept failing that part. But yeah, good dialogue, sharp, but dumb at the same time

"Time Dr. Freed-Man? (the final cutscene)" from half Life 2

"I'm gonna beat you like a woman" The Warriors "This ain't the American Dream, it's the American Nightmare." Also, the Warriors.

Royle
12-22-2007, 01:22 PM
Mine has to be "Dont Shoot! I'm with the science team...."
From Half Life :)

Legend Has It 1
12-22-2007, 05:26 PM
from GTA:SA

"Man those whiteboys had me on crystal meth"

or this one that I use a lot that makes no sense in the context I use it in or the people I'm around.

"Come up out those duckets."

Marvel Ultimate Alliance Arcade level "It's fine your too young"

non video game quote of all time............................

"shit, that nigga just hurt my dick hand!"

Bax x360a
12-22-2007, 05:38 PM
Gears of War - Cole Train - "CAN'T STOP THE TRAIN BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

gamergirl11
12-22-2007, 05:55 PM
Forgot about Portal, that game has some of the best dailogue ever.

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great."


yeah, portal definitely has some of my newer favorite video game quotes!!

"Please note that the companion cube does not talk. In the event that the companion cube does talk, disregard anything it says." :p

XboxFreak36
12-22-2007, 06:50 PM
I agree with utdalanbaxter06,

Gears of War - Cole Train - "CAN'T STOP THE TRAIN BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

If i play online i always was/be the character Cole :) damn I love'd that character

artvandel4y
12-22-2007, 08:02 PM
San Andreas: I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge
"Please do not grow attached to the companion cube"

wordlife326
12-22-2007, 08:08 PM
GTA San Andreas " Man that white boy got me on crystal meth

MadMartign
12-22-2007, 08:21 PM
"History abhors a paradox" - Kain - Soul Reaver 2

the legacy of kain/soul reaver series had lots of great dialogue...

Boo47
12-22-2007, 08:33 PM
"Are you afraid of the dark? I'm not afraid of the dark, the darks' afraid of me" Riddick, from the chronicles of Riddick escape from butcher bay

Boo47
12-22-2007, 08:37 PM
"Back in your hole bitch!" Agustus "Cole Train" Cole, Gears of War

"This isn't vengeance, it's punishment" The Punisher

Strato Streak
12-22-2007, 10:42 PM
I think any of Lynch's lines in Kane & Lynch are awesome. My two favorites are:

'Whoa...shes all limp. I didn't even hit her that hard' - When he knocks out Retomoto's daughter who runs a Tokyo nightclub.

"Nothing serious, they're just for my stomach. I've been taking them since forever...its..'' - When hes questioned about the pills he takes to control his homicidal schizophrenia.

Hes pretty twisted.

BillyBongOn
12-23-2007, 02:00 PM
from Gears of War - "aint enough freaks to stop this man"

Call of Duty - "you'll never take Al-Asaurd alive" (in the really thick accent)

hahah fun times

Wriggy
12-23-2007, 02:37 PM
"It's like two arseholes on their first date." - Gears of War (Dom?)

WeeChrissy360
12-23-2007, 04:43 PM
"It's like two arseholes on their first date." - Gears of War (Dom?)

oh yeah, I almost forgot 'bout that one xD

Deano The Dino
12-23-2007, 05:08 PM
Anything that Cole Train says.

"He is a robot, he did the math... *quietly* You did do the math right Dog?"

Dr Pepper 6pk
12-24-2007, 04:39 AM
From COD4 during the intro for Mile High Club
"We're going in deep and hard"
"Surely you cant be serious"
"Im serious and dont call me shirley"

or

"I thought you guys were gonna leave me behind"
"That was the plan but your arse had all the C4"

Slarak
12-24-2007, 03:12 PM
"Silly VernVern" Star Ocean - PS1

"Moonstone beam cannon FIRE!" Skies of Arcadia - Gamecube/Dreamcast

piemarz
12-24-2007, 04:01 PM
Fifty thousand people used to live here. Now its a ghost town. - Macmillan CoD4

WeeChrissy360
12-24-2007, 06:08 PM
From COD4 during the intro for Mile High Club
"We're going in deep and hard"
"Surely you cant be serious"
"Im serious and dont call me shirley

lol - I killed myself laughing at that

Xerofox
12-24-2007, 06:17 PM
Mortal Kombat
Finish Him

Metal Gear Solid
Humans were never meant to bring each other happiness. From the moment we are thrown into this world, we bring each other nothing but pain and agony (Psycho Mantis)

You are powerful indeed! But I know your weakness; Meryl, stand right where he can see you, and blow your brains out! (Psycho Mantis)

AlexUplinked
12-24-2007, 06:35 PM
Some of the Cod4 quotes said above, I remeber listening to the Mile High Club quote...Then had to go and watch Airplane! again :P.

Also several quotes from Knights of the Old Replublic II....As its just such an amazing game...


Anzanti Zhug: [while the Exile is on his way to meet the Exchange boss of Nar Shaddaa's Refugee Sector, the party is intercepted at the landing plattform] I am Anzanti Zhug, leader of Zhugs, very powerful, very skilled hunters. It would be very smart of you to tell me where the criminal Jedi has gone. And do speak very quick, my patience is very low.
Atton Rand (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0441588/): Anybody here catch that? All I understood was 'very'.
Bao-Dur (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0809793/): I think he wanted us to give up the General to his poorly-trained collection of bounty hunters.
Atton Rand (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0441588/): Ah. Well, that would explain it. Which one do you want?
Bao-Dur (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0809793/): I'll take the stupid one who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance.



Darth Sion (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0578011/): I will kill all she loves, all she protects, until her hands are drenched in blood.



Kreia (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0450414/): It is such a quiet thing to fall... but far more terrible as to admit it.



Mandalore:....and don't die until I give you the order too


[Alex]

Bluntman428
12-25-2007, 12:16 AM
"Can't stop the train baby!"

"Shit yeah!"

"Bring it on sucka, that's my kinda shit!"

-Cole, Gears of War

I seriously use all three of those phrases at least once a day in my personal life. :p

Availin
12-25-2007, 04:17 AM
"What? More work? I don't wanna do it!"

Warcraft II

kyosh1ro
12-25-2007, 07:13 AM
Wow, so many great ones almost all of the ones I could think of off the top of my head have already been mentioned..Altair has a couple more good ones from Assassins Creed. Availin reminded me of another good one:

"They came from behind!" - Warcraft III

Bullet2theface
12-25-2007, 07:26 AM
GoW - Cole, "Back in your hole, bitch!"

moonieass13
12-26-2007, 08:03 AM
Its not a quote from any xbox game but Duke Nukem 3D on the PC

"It's time to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum, and I am all out of gum."

Haha.. great its a classic

Ingles
12-26-2007, 09:01 AM
Has to be

From Duke Nukem 3D! :D

That would hands down have to be my favorite quote from a video game as well!

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum! - Duke Nukem

Jabi1
12-26-2007, 01:34 PM
"Hier, ein genschenk von die Deutsche armee!" Call of Duty 2 & 3
"Die, sapien!", "Succeessssssss!" Theron Sentinels, Gears of War
"So tell me, friend, which one of the bitches sent you? The KGB wolf? Or the CIA jackal?" Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

Spartan EXR
12-26-2007, 01:47 PM
"Sir, finishing the fight"

Sickeder666
12-29-2007, 08:11 AM
Don't have time to play with myself...


Duke Nukem

Oldeez
12-29-2007, 08:29 AM
this is it baby, hold me

Drunk3nR4d
12-29-2007, 08:31 AM
"I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL"

"lookit all dat JUICE"

"i've covered wars you know"

"It's 'cuz of that @$&^% pizza that people underneath are sufferin'"

"Follow the captain!"

"THE CAPTAIN IS DEAD!"

Bonus points if you can name all the games those are from, they're pretty obvious though.

i think the last one is Earth Defence Force.

Drunk3nR4d
12-29-2007, 08:32 AM
"I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL"

"lookit all dat JUICE"

"i've covered wars you know"

"It's 'cuz of that @$&^% pizza that people underneath are sufferin'"

"Follow the captain!"

"THE CAPTAIN IS DEAD!"

Bonus points if you can name all the games those are from, they're pretty obvious though. errr i mean the last 2

Razzle Storm
12-29-2007, 09:29 AM
"We humans tend to allow the past to destroy our lives. I implore you not to let this happen. It is time to look forward, to rediscover love, and embrace the beauty of life. You have so much life left to live." -Cyan, FF6

"Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison." -Kefka, FF6

Sorry, I've been playing that lately.

hXc ShotS
12-31-2007, 10:41 PM
def. the ending of halo 2

"Sir, finishing this fight."

and all of the grunts squeals. i love those guys =]

puckup
12-31-2007, 10:43 PM
mine would have to be "weapons free light em up" i think its COD4

RedBlinky
12-31-2007, 11:56 PM
Anything said by Bebedora in Arc the Lad, by far my favorite video game character of all time.

Danillo llic
01-04-2008, 07:39 AM
From Call of Duty 4 when Gaz calls the main enemy a wanker

nekobun
01-04-2008, 08:50 PM
"I love church because it seems to wash my mind..." - Maria, Harvest Moon (SNES)

No idea if that was intentional, but it always makes me chuckle.

"Who wants some Wang?" - Lo Wang, Shadow Warrior (PC)

Hi, I'm really eight years old at heart.

Shutup23
01-05-2008, 04:39 AM
That would be from Bioshock
"Which one of the Bitches sent you?"
-Andrew Ryan

drakehellsing
01-05-2008, 05:07 AM
Halo 3

Your pals are helping you snipe some brutes and co and one of them headshots a brute and shouts out ''OMG achievement unlocked'' had me creasing for ages. Its true.

Seriously? Do they say that when you unlock the achievement?

Mine would be a few actually:

"I need help! And a pony!" - Deadpool (low on health)
"You loose cupcake" - The Thing (defeating an enemy)
"If only we could've been friends" - Deadpool (defeating an enemy)
- Marvel: Ultimate Alliance

Who128
01-05-2008, 05:17 AM
"I DON'T ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOOOOOOOOORE!"
Someone might be able to guess that....

MajinFro
01-05-2008, 05:26 AM
"What human? Not surprised? Know you my actions? Not important. We make this round quick. Round Two." - Solus(Breakdown)

This is after smacking around the Bad Ass Boss in a fight you have already had because of time travel and other crazy sci fi going on. Breakdown is one of my top 10 games just for style and story.

Bodangles
01-05-2008, 05:38 AM
"I DON'T ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOOOOOOOOORE!"
Someone might be able to guess that....

could that maybe be dead rising? i think there was something like that in the game...had to guess nonetheless ;)

"Hey! Demon! The jerk store called and they're all out of you!"

Halo 3 "Jerk Store Grunt" --classic!

UnHoLy DeFeAt
01-05-2008, 05:39 AM
"OO RAH!"

halo 2

Nj RZA
01-05-2008, 06:10 AM
Only one I can think of is from Tomb Raider because I just finished this game.

Girl almost killed by Lara: "I'm wasting my breath on you"
Lara: "From now on every breath you take will be a gift from me."

BlueDevil2012
01-05-2008, 11:20 PM
Anything from the Gears of War single player

Boo47
01-07-2008, 12:03 AM
"I DON'T ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY STOOOOOOOOOOORE!"
Someone might be able to guess that....

That would be Steve, the psycopath from the food store.

RokBXx
01-07-2008, 12:56 AM
"Were it so easy"

~Arbiter, Halo3 - Arrival

hotdog1802
01-07-2008, 01:02 AM
Duke Nukem:Come get some, you slimy f###.

Bio-Strike
01-07-2008, 01:57 AM
"You are forerunner, but this ring is mine!"

- 343 Guilty Spark

Bax x360a
01-07-2008, 02:15 PM
I formerly posted can't stop the train baby wooooooooooo from Gears, but i've thought of a new one and its definitely:
"Its time to kick some arse and chew some bubblegum, and i'm all outta gum!" from Duke Nukem.

S1D1OUS
01-07-2008, 03:13 PM
"Looks like the inlaws" - Two worlds

hestasrewind
01-07-2008, 03:30 PM
'ooh that stinks, what are these guys made of, shit?' - Gears of war

'Ill be around as soon as this bitch is off the cock' - Saints row (i think, lol)

Xedoss
01-07-2008, 04:12 PM
The ones from Saints Row where your character speaks:

Johnny Gat: I'm gonna skull fuck her!
Main Character: I hope you don't mind hepatitis.

Dex (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1310272/): [looking at Luz's bag] What's in there? Guns? Money? Some uncut shit?
[looks in bag]
Dex (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1310272/): Shoes?
Luz: Actually, they're this season's new...
Main Character: Bullshit! That's last years Fall collection!
Luz: No! That's not t-
[Main Character points gun at her]
Dex (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1310272/): Let it go man.

Julius (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0202966/): That sounded like one hell of an explosion. You okay?
Main Character: [pause] I got run over by a motherfuckin truck. What you think?
Julius (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0202966/): Oh, don't be a bitch.

WeeChrissy360
01-07-2008, 04:16 PM
"Were it so easy"

~Arbiter, Halo3 - Arrival

He said at the very start AND the very end - makes me cry *sniff*

Eluith
01-07-2008, 06:07 PM
"Didn't I kick your ass two rooms back?" - Serious Sam

"Back off featherface, or you can stick around and find it out the hard way!" Devil May Cry

And I just LOVE "The cake is a lie"!
And you can NOT forget the Demoman from Team Fortress 2 with the "KABOOM!" taunt... Weird irish french dude with smiley post it on it's crotch! That's wrong on so many levels!

M85A21
01-07-2008, 06:13 PM
"You almost became a Jill Sandwich...hahahahah".

Crockford1217
01-08-2008, 03:26 PM
most of the shit between kane / lynch cant think of any individual quotes

EvilKatarn
01-08-2008, 04:18 PM
"If I die in here I'll kill him" - Wrex from Mass Effect

K7 Plant K7
01-08-2008, 05:39 PM
"How can young men find other species attractive? I blame video games." - Ashley, Mass Effect.

M85A21
01-08-2008, 05:43 PM
"I'm not a racist I love running" - Me in GoW

Agent Earl
01-08-2008, 11:29 PM
probably a line from bioshock, theres just so many good ones.
"Would you kindly?"

Otisbum
01-08-2008, 11:48 PM
I'm sure it's been posted a lot, but Portal:

"the cake is a lie..."

EDIT: More Portal quotes:

"That thing you burnt up isn't important to me. Not any more. It's the Fluid Catalytic Cracking Unit; it makes shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."

Da Cowinator
01-09-2008, 01:48 AM
Look at all that juice- GOW

WeeChrissy360
01-09-2008, 05:49 PM
I'm sure it's been posted a lot, but Portal:

"the cake is a lie..."

EDIT: More Portal quotes:

"That thing you burnt up isn't important to me. Not any more. It's the Fluid Catalytic Cracking Unit; it makes shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."

LMAO! I love Portal quotes!

M85A21
01-09-2008, 05:53 PM
YouTube - Portal - Funny AI Voice Best Bits

M85A21
01-09-2008, 05:55 PM
OH MY GOD!
After all that talk about Portal.......I looked it up.
Freakin' Hilarious!
LMAO!
Unlikeable in your personal file.

TheTrueDanteSparda
01-09-2008, 05:58 PM
Devil May Cry 3:

Dante: So... this is what they call a "heart-warming family reunion"?
Vergil: You got that right.

And from Devil May Cry 1:

"Flock off, featherface"

So many good lines XD

WeeChrissy360
01-09-2008, 05:58 PM
YouTube - Portal - Funny AI Voice Best Bits (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k8HWv3u2IM)

lol - cake will be served immediately

M85A21
01-09-2008, 06:00 PM
""Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said "goodbye" and you were like "NO WAY!""

Razza-Legend
01-09-2008, 06:04 PM
""Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said "goodbye" and you were like "NO WAY!""

lol, i like the bit after that when it says something like, "to collect your prize lay down and close your eyes" something like that, and the hole song at the end rocks.

but other than that i would say GOW "Eat Shit and Die!"

ChrisCryptic
01-10-2008, 08:57 AM
A winner is you!

benbam87
01-10-2008, 10:15 AM
Well I was going to say "its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i am all outta gum. But those cube ones are soooooooooo damn funny "oh and you are adopted thats funny to me".

Impulse
01-10-2008, 10:40 AM
For some strange reason i like "Shake and Bake" from gears..

"Don't wish me luck, luck is only for bad students." - Seifer.
"Okay, good luck Seifer." - Quistis.
Final fantasy VIII


Grand theft auto San Andreas
"doesn't that just make you wanna pull up a rifle and kill a midget"

o0EVIL0o x360a
01-10-2008, 09:15 PM
Vampire Rain has the best quote!!

Vamp 1: I love the night
Vamp 2: I hate the rain
Vamp 1: The night air is heavy and sweet
Vamp 2: But I hate the rain
Vamp 1: The rain will eventually stop
Vamp 2: The night will eventually become day

eXyle
01-15-2008, 02:24 PM
"It's a ****ing party down here" - Baird, Gears of War

M85A21
01-15-2008, 02:28 PM
Jericho: I love spreading the word of God...With a Minigun and a full clip.

Fly
01-16-2008, 03:24 PM
"Jesus loves me this I know, For the Bible tells me so" from Bioshock. Damn that gave me the creeps! :D

ToyzNTheHood
01-16-2008, 03:26 PM
Oi, Suzy.
Best. Quote. Ever.

Asian47
01-16-2008, 04:32 PM
"Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!" -Auron


I'm sorry, but Auron is just everything a badass is meant to be.... :Bounce:

Bax x360a
01-16-2008, 06:48 PM
I've got a new joint favourite from the latest Duke Nukem forever trailer -
"I'm looking for Alien Toilet so I can park my bricks! Whos first?" Sounds awesome when said by the Dukester.

SoaringEagle
01-16-2008, 07:32 PM
Cole Train: U KNOW IT, THE TRAIN... IS A SMOOOOTHH RIDE.

C-Sec Guard: DO you WANT me to arrest you?
Wrex: HAHA. I WANT YOU TO COME TRY!!

any wrex quote basically

Jackie: I remember the night of my 21st birthday, that...was...the first time i died.

Arbiter: were it that easy

funniest: "Alpha, we have visiual @ ur location"
Baird: "we'd LOVE your AMMO @ our location"

WORST QUOTE EVER: "SIR, FINISHING THIS FIGHT" I was so pissed that it ended and they made me wait YEARS for the continuation. :(

Steed
01-16-2008, 09:49 PM
my favorite quote of all time would be from halo 2

"sir, permission to leave the station"
"for what purpose soldier?"
"to give the covenant back their bomb"

then the chief proceeds to jump off of the station and drop the bomb right into the reactor of the covenant ship and blows it up.....now THAT was badass

That is soooooo close to mine, its in the same scene, but my favourite quote was when MC said, "I won't," after Cortana asked him, "what if you miss?"

You have to love Master Chiefs short, to the point dialog!:uzi:

Lordvader178
01-17-2008, 01:25 PM
I have about 5:

"A war is coming, i have seen it in my dreams. Fires sweeping the earth, bodies in the streets, cities turned to dust. retaliation..." - F.E.A.R

"That's one less monster i have to kill" - Resident Evil 4

"Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NNOO WWAAYY", and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you", that was great." - Portal (Had to put it in italics because it's just that god dam funny)

"Doku.........." - Ninja Gaiden (he says it with so much hatred it's overwhelming)

"Hey look, plumber's crack" - "What did you say?!?!?!?!" - "Errr, said look look, the plumber's back" - Ratchet And Clank (I couldn't stop laughing when i heard that :))

Kazdan
01-21-2008, 04:22 AM
Gears of War. When Carmine gets a headhost with Longshot: "Suck it! Suck it!"

RogueVasion
01-21-2008, 04:28 AM
Look at all that juice- GOW

Good ol' Cole Train! - Act 3 People :woop:

GalrenCreptus
01-21-2008, 04:39 AM
The ones from Saints Row where your character speaks:

Johnny Gat: I'm gonna skull fuck her!
Main Character: I hope you don't mind hepatitis.

Dex (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1310272/): [looking at Luz's bag] What's in there? Guns? Money? Some uncut shit?
[looks in bag]
Dex (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1310272/): Shoes?
Luz: Actually, they're this season's new...
Main Character: Bullshit! That's last years Fall collection!
Luz: No! That's not t-
[Main Character points gun at her]
Dex (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1310272/): Let it go man.

Julius (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0202966/): That sounded like one hell of an explosion. You okay?
Main Character: [pause] I got run over by a motherfuckin truck. What you think?
Julius (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0202966/): Oh, don't be a bitch.

I completely forgot about those quotes, those have to be some of the best lines in a game ever.

Laufton_13
01-21-2008, 06:31 AM
I love the one from the darkness when Jackie kills Shrote
"That was the second time I died""

Dragonfire 360
01-22-2008, 06:19 PM
"Double Kill" = Halo 3 announcer

I quote that a lot. :p

vulkean
02-14-2008, 02:16 PM
Hoodoo: "I'M HOODOO BROWN!"
*Gets shot out of a window*
Cole: "You were..."
----
Reed: "You kill me and your soul will be as cursed as mine!"
Cole: "This is for jenny"
*Shoots Reed in the face*
----
Cole: Give the devil my regards...

I love Gun and the quotes lol :p.

drakehellsing
02-15-2008, 06:56 AM
Deadpool: Black Widow, I've gotta ask...are those real?
Black Widow: *gasps* I beg your pardon?
Deadpool: Uh, your teeth, they're so white and shinny....it's not natural

Nick Fury: Deadpool, whatever stupid thoughout you're thinking, stow it
Deadpool: Sir, yes sir! Stowing all stupid thoughts sir! Uh, is that vein on your forehead suppose to be throbbing like that?

Deadpool: *after Black Widow has told him that he's going to face Dr. Doom* Wait, we're going to fight Dr. Doom? No one told me we were going to fight Doom! I want my lawyer! I want my mummy! I want my lawyer's mummy!

Deadpool (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0440885/): Weasel old buddy! Where have you been hiding out?
Weasel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0164682/): In the hospital, you stabbed me in the leg remember?
Deadpool (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0440885/): Oh yeah, but I had to, you were trying to steal my last Cheesy Puff
Weasel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0164682/): It was my bag of Cheesy Puffs!
Deadpool (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0440885/): That's not how I remember it

Gotta love Deadpool's witty remarks ^^

SoaringEagle
02-15-2008, 02:50 PM
gears: u know it, the train is a smoooooth ride

Tasty Ace
02-15-2008, 03:18 PM
Are you a monkey or a cheese grater?

gta: london

Evil_Snow_Man
02-15-2008, 05:51 PM
One of the best games ever:

"Setup will take a little while coping files. Now might be a good time to get likkered up!"
-Redneck Rampage

Dizzy Domes
02-15-2008, 07:28 PM
"Do a barrell roll!" - Guess what it's from! (but really don't because we all know)

"You killed me. I did not like that." - F.E.A.R. Extraction Point

StewyOmega
02-15-2008, 11:16 PM
Hoodoo: "I'M HOODOO BROWN!"
*Gets shot out of a window*
Cole: "You were..."
----
Reed: "You kill me and your soul will be as cursed as mine!"
Cole: "This is for jenny"
*Shoots Reed in the face*
----
Cole: Give the devil my regards...

I love Gun and the quotes lol :p.

Totaly agree wih Vulkean there, everything said in GUN is great!

badgerodoom
02-15-2008, 11:49 PM
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Dukem nukem

sklib
02-16-2008, 01:14 AM
"We're going deep, and we're going hard."
"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am, and don't call me Shirley"

-- Call of Duty 4

zOoz
02-16-2008, 01:05 PM
"FINISH HIM!"

- Mortal Kombat -

drakehellsing
02-17-2008, 06:27 AM
"FINISH HIM!"

- Mortal Kombat -

Ah, how could I forget this classic one right here:

"It's offical, you suck!"
- Loosing to Noob Saibot on Ultimate MK3

HxS F4T4L1TY
02-17-2008, 07:25 AM
my favorite quote of all time would be from halo 2

"sir, permission to leave the station"
"for what purpose soldier?"
"to give the covenant back their bomb"

then the chief proceeds to jump off of the station and drop the bomb right into the reactor of the covenant ship and blows it up.....now THAT was badass

Yeah. Another great quote from Halo 2 was (um, paraphrased, I guess), "They probably mean, 'Dear Earth, We regret being alien b4st4rds. We regret trying to blow up your planet.'" That guy's hilarious. He's got other good one-liners, but I don't remember them.

Ashz0r
02-17-2008, 05:12 PM
I have two
Moe from Simpsons Doom: "I'm gunna stick sausages up your arse and starving dogs down your mouth"

it has to be said and probably has been said 100's of times but
Portals: "The cake is a lie.."

MapleMire
02-18-2008, 05:56 AM
"momme" from cloning clyde

drdreminem
02-18-2008, 06:32 AM
Halo 2
"What if you miss?"- Cortana
"I won't."- Master Chief
Best moment watching the trailer :woop:

drdreminem
02-18-2008, 06:36 AM
"We're going deep, and we're going hard."
"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am, and don't call me Shirley"

-- Call of Duty 4

BTW that's on Airplane the movie from 1980.

daewezzy
02-18-2008, 08:38 PM
"I feel asleep." -Metal Gear (NES)
"I am Error." -Link's Awakening (NES)
"All your base are belong to us." -Zero Wing (GEN)

Gigamonks
02-18-2008, 09:31 PM
"Woo, Bring it on baby. This is my kinda shit"

Agustus "The Cole Train" Cole

I love that line :)

Madman55
02-18-2008, 09:47 PM
Serious Sam 2: "Double the guns, double the fun".

JellyFox
02-20-2008, 03:12 PM
metal gear has some of the best quotes

"Huh, whats's that?"
"It's just a box"

simple, but it amuses me so

Daywalker-san
02-20-2008, 03:21 PM
GLaDOS to Chell in Portal

"Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit, and I said 'Goodbye', and you were like, 'No Way', and then I was all, 'We pretended we were going to murder you'. That was great."

UNDERWALLY
02-20-2008, 05:44 PM
Forgot about Portal, that game has some of the best dailogue ever.

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great."
:woop:haha yeah!
Portal rules, that's also my favorite quote and Bioshock's: The human chooses, the slave obeys' or something like that, I don't exactly remember

Jahmuz
02-20-2008, 05:57 PM
GLaDOS from Portal:
"Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on." *Stupid Voice* Helloooooo!! Thats you, thats how dumb you sound."
"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? Well I won't let you. How does that feel?"
And the all time favourite.
"FALCON PAWNCH!!

I rest my case. :p

Impulse2119
02-21-2008, 12:01 AM
Cant remember it exactly but it was in Gears of War when you first go underground. Dom says to Fenix "Do you think they know we're here?" Then Fenix responds with "Well were not here to sell cookies" or something like that. Bioshock quotes are also good.

nosher
02-21-2008, 05:09 PM
you cant beat mario games

im a gona win

Biohzrd451
02-21-2008, 05:19 PM
"Don't piss on my head and tell me it's rain"

Wrex on Mass Effect.

oO Hippie Oo
02-27-2008, 07:23 PM
"For the end of the world spell, press CTRL, ALT, DELETE"
Warcraft III

bAteseh
02-27-2008, 07:28 PM
"..." - Final Fantasy

Darth Barthus
04-03-2008, 04:01 PM
Halo 3 has some great ones. With the skull activated that gives you the alternate dialog you are in the base level with the covenant attacking. As Chief runs past one of the rooms you hear one of the marines say to the other outside the door "What do you mean what's the password"? Later in the game when you head shot one brute the other yells "she was my lover". Very funny.

Hippie Slayer X
04-03-2008, 04:04 PM
SPOONY BARD!!!

Final Fantasy II/IV

Dizzy Domes
04-03-2008, 04:11 PM
Something along the lines of...

Rios: Let's just stay out of each others hair and get the job done.
Clyde: No problem... fuck-o (flips them off as he exits)
Salem: Fuck-o? Who says that?

UberViking
04-03-2008, 11:44 PM
"Were going deep and were going hard, and don't call me Shirley"

blingking2k7
04-04-2008, 10:07 PM
SAN ANDREAS when you go to the baller crack den
"good afternoon baller dope pushers. grove street o.gs comin to do damage"




CLASSIC

darthmushu
04-04-2008, 10:09 PM
I loved lines from Duke Nukem back in the day..
"Your face, your ass, whats the difference"
"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and Im all out of gum."

Marzera
04-06-2008, 06:00 AM
"Were going deep and were going hard, and don't call me Shirley"
Sorry to correct you bro but it actually goes

"We're going deep and we're going hard.
Surely you can't be seriously?
I'm serious, and don't call my Shirley."

It's a great quote though, I like your taste in quotes :P

My favourite would be from Mass Effect.
"Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining."
You have got to love Wrex :P

Pirate Luke
04-06-2008, 08:52 AM
From manhunt i just couldnt stop laughing when i heard it "I can smell the shit in your pants" lol great quote

MrPaypaChasa
04-06-2008, 09:10 AM
Army of Two:
I am going to kill you both drain out your blood. Take out your bones put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit I want for Christmas. - Smiley

This guy clearly had a messed up childhood. - Salem

Ya think - Rios

D.scream
04-06-2008, 10:03 AM
On Your Feet Soldier
We Are Leaving!

Mr. Writer
04-06-2008, 10:11 AM
"Im serious. And don't call me Shirley."

or from the good old days of san andreas
"Holy fanny flaps!"
after we heard that we almost cried with laughter.

x McGrim x
04-06-2008, 03:58 PM
Halo 3

Your pals are helping you snipe some brutes and co and one of them headshots a brute and shouts out ''OMG achievement unlocked'' had me creasing for ages. Its true.
Did you have IWHBYD on? One time I did, and the marine shouted a quote from 300; "THIS IS HALO!!!".

My favourite quote is probably:
"I need a weapon." -Master Chief

Marzera
04-07-2008, 01:23 PM
My next quote is from a match of Halo 3 I had a couple months back.

One of my teammates: "God this team sucks"
Me: "I love you too sweetie"

And another from the same source.

My friend: "Yes take it, take it!"
Me: "I see your first date went well"
My friend: "Oh ya"

Mr Deftino
04-07-2008, 01:29 PM
Solid Snake - "You Never Asked..."

Santa
04-07-2008, 01:38 PM
TES4: Oblivion

"WHY WON'T YOU DIE"

And the Darkness Beserker Darkling: I like penguins!

quidyg
04-07-2008, 06:24 PM
getting a head shot with dom on gears of war. "s'up bitches"

mass effect:
c-sec officer "wrex do you want me to arrest you"
wrex "i want you to try"

COD 3:
"Look it's a pisser pissing"

v_thorne
04-07-2008, 06:26 PM
something in the beginning of Portal and it goes
"The floor can kill you, try not to touch it"

Dashman232
04-07-2008, 08:23 PM
Best by far - Bioshock

Main - They said, " son you where born to do great things " you know what? They where right. * Crash *

It goes something like that, i love that opening.

antnie
04-07-2008, 09:53 PM
Bioshock - machine- "Welcome to the circus of values."

RekindledFurion
04-07-2008, 10:44 PM
I can't think of many at the moment, but once i do, i'll write them on here:)
One i remember quite well is Lost Odyssey when you meet Sed for the first time goes a little something like:
"MOMMMMMMAAAAAA!!!"
Tolten:"Momma? This Is Your Son?!"
Seth: "Yep Thats Ma Boy"

A few times throught its usually either tolten or Jansen but they try to dig at sed for caling seth Momma all the time, and he seems to fire back alot with "you wanna come here nad say that Golden Boy?!" RPG Humour Is Good ^^

Seankichu
04-08-2008, 02:15 AM
Awesome thread but seriously, what is the freakin deal with every second qoutes being from Gears, Halo, Mass Effect, or Bioshock. They were great games and are stiil very relevant but they are far from the funniest/wittiest examples of gaming out there. Let's hear some peoples favourite quotes from some of the greats in gaming comedy, here's a groovy list for inspiration:

-Monkey Island series
-Day of the Tentacle
-Space Quest series
-Planescape Torment
-Psychonaughts
-Grim Fandango
-Sam n' Max
-Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga
-Conkers Bad Fur Day
-Leisure Suite Larry series
-The Bards Tale
-Razes Hell
-Star Control 2

Here are some randoms I could think of.

Shenmue
Ryo Hazuki: Excuse me. Do you know where I can find some sailors?

Sam n' Max

Sam: Random but innocuous comment.
Max: Irreverent reply that hints at mental instability.

(during time travel to the past where they meet themselves as kids)
Sam: Come on, go play outside and meet girls, don't you wanna grow up to be as cool as me?
Young Sam: Do I have to grow up as fat as you too?
Sam: (glares at Young Sam and pulls gun on him)
Time Travel AI: Time paradox detected.
Sam: (holstering gun) You got lucky punk.

(next one is from my memory so may not be accurate)
Phone: I'm sorry Mr. max we can't accept your blood donation.
Max: What's the problem?
Phone: We only accept donations of your own blood.
Max: hey Sam, what are we gonna do with all those barrells of blood out the back now?
Sam: we could build that grotesque water slide we've always wanted...
Max: we can call it "The Birth Canal!"

also, the entire conversation with Bosco in the last ep of the first season where you ask him what he has for sale and he apparently has one of each item of everything you needed throughout the series to solve every puzzle.


Leisure Suite Larry: Magna Cum Laude

(also inaccurate)
Larry: Before the day is through, I'm gonna get laid!
Chick next door: Will you be quite in there, we're trying to fuck!
Larry: So am I baby, so am I...


Finally, all the qoutes from the cute little kewlettes in Razes Hell (especially when you're killing them) and THE ENTIRE GAME of Conkers Bad Fur Day, wish I could remember some specifics right now. :(

xXI A ROD IXx
04-08-2008, 11:24 PM
"When I find you Im going to spit in your butt and call you Sally!" - Manhunt 2

*sniffs around* " I smell pussy..." - Manhunt

vgcollateral
04-09-2008, 03:42 PM
"For Lord Dagon!!" Oblivion
"Eat shit and die!" Gears of Pies

im sure thers loads more out there but they just wont come to me

Tricka21
04-11-2008, 12:40 AM
I't was Carmine's saying from Gears of War, Come on baby die for papa! but now it's gotta be LADIES LICK YOUR SHIRTS from Army of Two that just cracks up me so much :)

DDRmatt
04-11-2008, 09:20 PM
House of the dead 3: Thats my car you slimy bastards

Pointless Dan
04-11-2008, 09:25 PM
Mine has to be "Eat shit and die" from Gears

Shaynringan
04-11-2008, 09:37 PM
Complimentary victory lift.

Riggz99
04-13-2008, 01:13 PM
"There's room for one more. It's a F*ckin party down here." - Baird Gears of War

that was my fav. one but i also liked "Baird turn that sh*t off." Gears of War-Marcus

and from Lost Odyssey when the Nautilis first goes through hyper curents...
Sed "Hold on to something!"
Jansen(to Ming)" You can hold on to me if you want"
Ming(to Jansen)" I'm fine, thank you"
Seth(to Jansen)" You just got burned"

VeNGeD
04-13-2008, 01:33 PM
'If he falls... Im not going to help him'-Assassins Creed.

-VeNGeD

Fox334
04-13-2008, 02:19 PM
From Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Objection! (Miles Edgeworth)
Edgeworth: ...
Judge: Yes, Mr. Edgeworth?
Edgeworth: Well your honour, I was hopping to find something to object to while I was objecting... I haven't...
Judge: Well then, the witness can...
Objection! (Edgeworth)

Suplemental
04-13-2008, 02:33 PM
COD4: 50,000 people used to live here.... now its a ghost town - i absolutely love it when the game opens up with this a certain friend of mine hates it the prick -.-
MK:Finish Him, Finish Her, Fatality, Friendship, Babality, Animality, Brutality, (Character Name) chose/shows mercy!
Duke Nukem Time To Kill:Looks like its time to kill!
Duke Nukem 64: Man those alien scumbags are gunna pay for takin out my ride!
DOOM: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Die)

xKNIGHT617x
04-13-2008, 02:38 PM
COD 4
Popping Smoke
Tossing Stun Grenade
Cover Me Im Reloading

"Were going deep and were going hard, and don't call me Shirley"
Isn't that from "The Office", a t.v. show

Now Evergreen
04-13-2008, 02:44 PM
"All your base are belong to us" - Cats (Zero Wing)

Santa
04-13-2008, 03:20 PM
"Did you hear about the one about the woman in the church?"
"What the one with the light?"
"No not that one"
"The one with the nun?"
"Shut up and let me tell the joke"

Another:

"I'm so bored"
"Yeah me too"
"I should of brought my deck of cards with me"
"What you play?"
"[Some weird name] You should play, then we can trade cards and stuff!!"
"Stop it, your embarrassing me!"

Keano
04-13-2008, 03:23 PM
I really can't remember any specific quotes that haven't already been said. Theres a load of Gears of War quotes that are pretty funny.

Khaos
04-13-2008, 05:06 PM
Isn't that from "The Office", a t.v. show

Actually, it's from "Airplane!"

[Waggly Bean]
04-14-2008, 01:07 PM
I'm shocked to see that (unless I've missed it) nobody has mentioned Resident Evil 1.

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."
-Barry Burton

That was brilliant.... :woop:

EDIT: Found this site with 'classic' Resi voice acting moments:
http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/residentevil/index.html

Awesome!

ejbadger
04-14-2008, 02:26 PM
"Stay alert, we might have a situation"
"What kind of situation?"
"The killing kind!"

"Why won't you F*CKING DIE?!"

Both from Rainbow Six Vegas: 2

SuperGaz
04-14-2008, 02:30 PM
Following a headshot Baird (Gears of War) says:

"Eat shit and die"

lol cracks me up with the bluntness plus he's trash talking a headless corpse.

jEnNz4
04-15-2008, 07:11 PM
In Halo 3: "The little bastard stung me!"
In RSV2: (T-Hunt) "Shit, these guys are good!"

Jahmuz
04-15-2008, 09:35 PM
"KillHarmonicOrcestra!" - Perfect Dark Zero.
"Fuck-o? Who says that?" - Army of Two.

realpoor
04-15-2008, 09:51 PM
Mine is from a PC game, Alpha Centari
"Please don't go, the drones need you...they look up to you" said in android voice. As a kid I had that pop up every time I shut down my computer.

Ben Sharpe
04-15-2008, 10:06 PM
Tommy Vercetti (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): One thing's puzzling me. What's with 'Quentin'?
Lance Vance (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859365/): I dunno, I always kinda liked it: Quentin Vance.
Tommy Vercetti (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): Vance? Your name's Lance Vance?
Lance Vance (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859365/): Hey, I got enough of that at school.
Tommy Vercetti (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): Lance Vance. Poor bastard.


Im sorry but lock this thread ive just killed it with the best quote ever :D

DwayneDays
04-15-2008, 10:13 PM
I want points because the captain quotes are from edf2017

Fluke Hawkins
04-17-2008, 12:42 AM
Do try to keep the bloodstains off the carpet. -Mass Effect.

UNDERWALLY
04-17-2008, 12:50 AM
Tommy Vercetti (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): One thing's puzzling me. What's with 'Quentin'?
Lance Vance (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859365/): I dunno, I always kinda liked it: Quentin Vance.
Tommy Vercetti (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): Vance? Your name's Lance Vance?
Lance Vance (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859365/): Hey, I got enough of that at school.
Tommy Vercetti (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/): Lance Vance. Poor bastard.


Im sorry but lock this thread ive just killed it with the best quote ever :D

Yeah I agree, one of my favorites quotes, it's also AWESOME, at the end of the game, when you have to kill Lance and you say:

This Is the LAST DANCE OF LANCE VANCE

forspeedn21
04-17-2008, 03:28 AM
Bioshock: "Would you kindly"
Halo 3: "Tank beats everything"
Duke Nukem 3D: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta of gum"

kiwi18
04-17-2008, 03:52 AM
I can't believe no one has said this

Gears of War...Cole Train...CANT STOP THE TRAIN BABY...WOOOOOO

Xedoss
05-05-2008, 02:28 PM
Upon loading a song in Guitar Hero II:
"Dropping your pants on stage does NOT deploy starpower".

Gaurdy3G
05-05-2008, 04:00 PM
"do A Barrel Roll!"

Curtis
05-05-2008, 04:34 PM
"Eat shit and die!"

FeyenoordMike
05-05-2008, 07:39 PM
"Were it so easy"

"The little bastard stung me!"

"Tank beats ghost.. tank beats hunter.. tank beats everything!"
all from Halo 3

"There's room for one more, it's a f*cking party down here"

someone also reminded me of this: "Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great."

Th3Mask3dM3nac3
05-05-2008, 10:34 PM
From Halo 3 when i died
Grunt: "I call his chest plate!"
From COD4
"Surely your not serious?"
"Were going deep and were going hard, and don't call me Shirley."

UndrGrndX
05-05-2008, 11:17 PM
Halo 2

"Dont make me take out my belt" -Sargeant Johnson

kiwi18
05-06-2008, 12:05 AM
Mine is when you get off the boat from Europe, Roman goes " Here, there are all types of titties, black,white,spanish."- GTAIV

That had me laughing for a while.


Before, I was joking, I wasn't really going to kill you, hehehe, just stop and then you can come to the party and have some cake- portal.

neoadorable
05-06-2008, 01:22 AM
good quotes people, good quotes.

bioshock had quite a few, esp from the splicers, like: "i'm a success, i'm a fucking success! and "they talk talk talk, but they never get anything done". The darklings from The Darkness were also hilarious - "for Russia!" and the best one: "how do you spell...carrrrnage?"

good stuff!