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artvandel4y
01-19-2008, 05:19 AM
This is the converse of "Greatest videogame quotes". What games or specific quotes in games made you roll your eyes and remember that too many game writers are failed movie writers.
The quote cannot be done with a wink, it must actually be an attempt to look cool.
"I pay my debts... to the penny" Kane from Kane & Lynch, when he is incapacitated and about to get a syringe of adrenaline up his ass.
"That bastard Shrote will pay for what he did to Jenny." (paraphrased) Jackie Estacado from the darkness.
If you can think of any from these games
Medal of Honor Airborne
John Woo Presents stranglehold
Dead Rising

Halimbo2005
01-19-2008, 03:41 PM
["Tequila!....the way I like it"

"you are the only one who does"]



[" I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN THERE ALONE!".........."I didn't.....i bought my 2 friends" *waves pistols*]

Both from Stranglehold

d1abl0z0p3ra
01-19-2008, 03:59 PM
Some games have stupid and nonsense quotes like cartoons in the endings that says sonething vvery retarted and everyone laughs stupidly!!!

I get very annoyed, sorry but i think Halo is one of them!

knockton55
01-19-2008, 06:04 PM
Yeah, Johnson's the worst for em' on halo

Bax x360a
01-20-2008, 12:04 AM
Aren't the lame quotes usually the funny ones though? Because there so lame and stupid, thats what makes them entertaining.

Steed
01-20-2008, 12:10 AM
Aren't the lame quotes usually the funny ones though? Because there so lame and stupid, thats what makes them entertaining.

Haha, I agree.:p

Tussell
01-20-2008, 12:51 AM
I'd have to go with every quote in Gears of War.

Augustus
01-20-2008, 12:58 AM
Halo quotes are intentionally lame. That's the point.

I'd have to go with some of the sports games, honestly. It can get pretty fucking stupid at times.

Bax x360a
01-20-2008, 01:11 AM
I'd have to go with every quote in Gears of War.
Lame in Gears :eek: Those quotes add soooo much to the gameplay in my opinion.

GalrenCreptus
01-20-2008, 01:38 AM
Anything by the announcers in the sports games. Gears quotes are cool, they actually did add something to the game, added some realism I thought.

Digilearner
01-20-2008, 01:46 AM
There is one in Two Worlds when the guy says something along the lines of "These beasts look like my inlaws" (not 100% quoted right, but you get the gist). When I heard that, it just made me hate the game more than I already hated, which is a lot.

Augustus
01-20-2008, 02:26 AM
There is one in Two Worlds when the guy says something along the lines of "These beasts look like my inlaws" (not 100% quoted right, but you get the gist). When I heard that, it just made me hate the game more than I already hated, which is a lot.
I honestly might have to keep this one for real-life. That's gold.

JesusBread
01-20-2008, 03:05 AM
I'd have to go with every quote in Gears of War.

I actually liked the Gears of War quotes. My favorite would just have to be "Shit Yeah!" by Baird when he gets a perfect active reload. Or "Lets do this!" by the guy with the Helmet on the COG team. Don't know his name. Just the way he yells it through his helmet makes it sound awesome.

Kozzy
01-20-2008, 07:35 PM
im looking for the taint or something like that in two worlds ... ugh what a terrible game

AncientSymphony
01-20-2008, 08:36 PM
The Cole train is always a smooth ride baby.

Randygam3freak
01-20-2008, 08:43 PM
Ive covered wars, ya know! _frank, dead rising

Laufton_13
01-20-2008, 11:20 PM
Ive covered wars, ya know! _frank, dead rising
I think Dead Rising was purposly corny

Laufton_13
01-20-2008, 11:22 PM
There is one in Two Worlds when the guy says something along the lines of "These beasts look like my inlaws" (not 100% quoted right, but you get the gist). When I heard that, it just made me hate the game more than I already hated, which is a lot.
Every line in that game was funny just how he spoke made me Cry/Laugh couldn't really figure out whether that was funny or sad, now the graphics were just sad

x CHANDMAN x
01-21-2008, 02:23 AM
Yeah I think the cheesy quotes from Halo and Gears of War really helped with the character building.

antnie
01-21-2008, 02:30 AM
Any sports games are pritty bad.

austin rules
01-21-2008, 02:44 AM
lol, one of the citizens saying this to me as i was climbing a building "he's going to hurt himself, and when he does i wont help him"

RogueVasion
01-21-2008, 04:34 AM
"What a reversal, J.R." - All WWE games (Jerry "The King" Lawler)

Anything from WWE games; they are repetitive & lame.

M85A21
01-21-2008, 10:06 AM
"Finish The FIght".Terrible quote to a terrible game.--Opinion

Gun-Nut
01-21-2008, 10:28 AM
Some of the lines in Rainbow Six Vegas from the Terrorist can be pretty lame :P

"Grow A Pair Of Balls!"

Yeah :P Lame but Funny ;)

Bax x360a
01-21-2008, 02:04 PM
I actually liked the Gears of War quotes. My favorite would just have to be "Shit Yeah!" by Baird when he gets a perfect active reload. Or "Lets do this!" by the guy with the Helmet on the COG team. Don't know his name. Just the way he yells it through his helmet makes it sound awesome.
The guy you're on about is called Carmine. Best Gears quotes are definitely from the Cole Train, WOOOOO!

knockton55
01-21-2008, 06:45 PM
I'd have to go with every quote in Gears of War.

Untrue! Who can forget the legendary

'there's room for one more, its a f**king party down here'

:p classic

artvandel4y
01-22-2008, 02:12 AM
Gears was surprisingly well written and supposed to be cheesy. It is making fun of the dumb macho guy and is actually pretty funny.
"Turnovers will kill you, especially if you get too many of them" Kirk Herbstreet

run ita charlie
01-22-2008, 08:39 AM
Untrue! Who can forget the legendary

'there's room for one more, its a f**king party down here'

:p classic


hahaha i was actually thinking of that quote when i saw this topic

Grishnaar
01-22-2008, 09:05 AM
Most of the "romantic subplot" dialog from Ashley in Mass Effect is pretty terrible. Along with anything said by John Madden.....ever.

Conversely, I really like some of the stuff in GOW. My favorite has to be when Baird is talking on the radio making fun of the homeless guys talking about Cole train and when he talks about the food they prepared for them he says, "We are gonna get dysentary from this shit"

-Grishnaar

Laufton_13
01-22-2008, 11:44 AM
Most of the "romantic subplot" dialog from Ashley in Mass Effect is pretty terrible. Along with anything said by John Madden.....ever.
-Grishnaar
O captain, my captain comes to mind

Terrodar
01-22-2008, 07:40 PM
Most of the "romantic subplot" dialog from Ashley in Mass Effect is pretty terrible. Along with anything said by John Madden.....ever.

Conversely, I really like some of the stuff in GOW. My favorite has to be when Baird is talking on the radio making fun of the homeless guys talking about Cole train and when he talks about the food they prepared for them he says, "We are gonna get dysentary from this shit"

-Grishnaar

That conversation didn't turn you on? Gosh,sh was talking awesomely dirty. Worked for me.

Vervous
01-22-2008, 09:13 PM
I love Johnson on Halo.

"CORTANA CHIEF"

"SHE'S ON THAT SHIP"

"FINDHER"

What I love about the "find her" is that he shouts it so that it sounds like one word.

WeeChrissy360
01-22-2008, 09:51 PM
Thanks for posting the opposite of my thread LOL

[Halo 2] Sgt Johnson - "Oh, I know what the ladies like.."

Complete pointless.

xBoricua Killax
01-22-2008, 10:21 PM
I like the one from Cole on GoW when he says "It's cute how they fall" when you shot there head of with a sniper

megadeth12691
01-23-2008, 12:01 AM
Definataly Halo 3.

FoxTenson
01-24-2008, 10:51 AM
Wartech Senko no Ronde has some bizzare quotes.
"She wouldn't stop crying, so everyone left earth for space."
cause you know if a girl doesn't stop crying, you need to abandon a planet.

I think anything from Monster Madness qualifies, even if it's meant to be corny, it just fails at it.

I personally can't wait for castle shikigami 3, 2 had such nonsense in it's script I couldn't stop laughing. "I have a kitty! My kitty purrs!" "No! We are brothers! Arghhh! Bro power!" "My Kitty likes fish, she hisses!" "We fight with BRO POWAHHH!" - actual convo from shikigami 2, fully voice acted.

Dekkenarr
01-24-2008, 01:57 PM
I can't listen to the announcers on Tiger Woods 08. Everything they say is retarded.

XxArmeddyxX
01-24-2008, 02:07 PM
Haha, just saying, you know which game has good quotes? Everytime you die on Call Of Duty 4, how a different saying comes up. Lol trust me, ive seen them all :P

Game with horrible voice is Viva Pinata. Somebody smack Leafos in the back of the head with that shovel, either everything she says is wrong, half wrong, or patronising lol. And yes, i do know its a kid's game :woop:

SoaringEagle
01-24-2008, 02:18 PM
WHAT A GOAL- fifa

SO ANNOYING, they talk about the new features in 08 where the announcers never repeat anything because of the new engine combines words, and yet, that is all i hear in 08, i muted after an hour of play

drakehellsing
02-03-2008, 08:39 AM
On Assassin's Creed, whenever you start climbing stuff, people around you will say "What is he doing? "He's going to get hurt" "If he falls, i'm not going to help him" and stuff like that, and I'm like, "Just shut up already!"

To me, they are just getting annoying, hearing them every single time I climb something.....ugh.....

Royle
02-13-2008, 12:57 PM
WWE SvR 2008 all you hear is "omg JR he has him on the ropes!"
The FIFA World Cup 2006 game :| when they say "He thinks he can score" and I put it past the keeper!

LaCara Cicatriz
02-13-2008, 01:50 PM
OMFG the most hilariously retarded quote ever...i mean EVER is Carmine on Gears.....
"It keeps jamming....boom" dead....

That crap is sooo lllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

another one is John Madden............... "Now if they don't move the ball forward here they won't, uh, nuh, uh, now they uh don't really have a chance to score"

arsenal0119
02-13-2008, 02:50 PM
Gaz from CoD 4
"I like to keep this for close encounters"
I think about it every time I use the shotgun in any game, particularly HL 2 for some reason.

Dothis
02-13-2008, 05:30 PM
John Madden is the KING of lame quotes. Everything he says in real life, to the video game version of himself manages to piss me off.

Ricardini
02-13-2008, 08:56 PM
WWE games suck badly when it comes to Comments . They're so repetitive it becomes really boring

SoaringEagle
02-13-2008, 09:28 PM
creed- "PLEASE SIR, i have nothing"

well know you have my blade in your mouth :)

adamptfc
02-13-2008, 11:19 PM
COD 4 - Gaz on the F.N.G

"I can see your fruit killing skills are impeccable"

STFU! I shot him for it and failed :(

artvandel4y
02-14-2008, 12:40 AM
I can't listen to the announcers on Tiger Woods 08. Everything they say is retarded.
Now that won't be a bucket of ice cream from here.
You're more than welcome, WeeChrissy

Bondfan626
02-14-2008, 12:41 AM
dont call me shirley- "soldier" (gaz?) during mile high club , call of duty 4

shit he owed me money!- terrorists in rainbow six vegas
fuck you , he was my friend!- also terrorists in rainbow six vegas

Dothis
02-14-2008, 06:25 AM
dont call me shirley- "soldier" (gaz?) during mile high club , call of duty 4

Gotta love that Airplane! reference.

Agent Earl
02-14-2008, 04:16 PM
I'd have to go with every quote in Gears of War.

haha i love the quotes in that game

"shit yeah"

eraser halo 08
02-25-2008, 06:05 AM
Anything that came out of the little bat guy, Maru Maru's mouth in Blue Dragon...

I thought GOW quotes were funny, especially "It's a fucking party down here"

Lordvader178
02-26-2008, 08:18 AM
Easily DMC4. Nero's air guitar is cool, but it is sooooooo god dam corny. It's not bad but it's lame, funny to watch and just lame. Cheers for Capcom for making me laugh everytime i see it :p