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Tactful
08-22-2008, 01:58 AM
Got the idea from a castle crashers website.

For those who don't know a haiku is a three-line poem which follows a [5, 7, 5] syllable pattern. For example:

Example is this [5]
Haikus are awesome-riffic [7]
I hope you like mine [5]

Come on fellow gamers. Get you're inner-poet on! Give us some xbox-flavorued haikus!

Hey! New kid in town!
With your gigantic hard-drive...
I'm now obsolete :(

What game should I play?
Halo? Gears? Bioshock? Grand Theft-
-GASP! A crimson ring!

Damn you, Live arcade
With your point-draining giggles
Twelve-Hundred? TOO MUCH!

A perfect headshot
Aimed. Scoped. Ready to fire-NO!
Please reconnect controller.

Please dearest, tonight...
...Perhaps... We could try anal!?
SUCCESS! Achievement unlocked!

DanteElDiablo
08-22-2008, 08:31 AM
lol these are funny

Another Curse Word
Throwing The Controller Down
That is Achievements

Tactful
08-22-2008, 11:20 PM
Only took three years...
Two-hundred points on Hexic!
Fucking "Pear Pooh-bah".

Tenacious
08-22-2008, 11:37 PM
A perfect headshot
Aimed. Scoped. Ready to fire-NO!
Please reconnect controller.

'Please reconnect controller' is 7 syllables lool

Tactful
08-22-2008, 11:40 PM
'Please reconnect controller' is 7 syllables lool

FIXED

A perfect headshot
Aimed. Scoped. Ready to fire-NO!
Please reconnect con.