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Amazon XD
08-30-2008, 05:24 PM
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Collect all princesses' kisses in a multiplayer game
This achievement requires you to get all four kisses from each of the four princesses in the game. The achievement also requires that you be in a multiplayer game. It does NOT require you to be online. I got this by playing with another controller, and playing only the levels required to get the princesses' kisses.

NOTE: This achievement does not have to be done in one sitting, however, if you do it in one sitting, it will only take about 15 minutes.

There are four princesses after each of the four main bosses. After the main bosses you will fight the other players to get the princess's kiss. Simply kill the other player and the kiss will be yours. The locations of these boss fights and the princesses are...

Red Dress Princess- Barbarian Boss
White Dress Princess- Cyclops' Fortress
Blue Dress Princess- Ice Castle
Note: If you are getting this achievement with an extra controller, and you are controlling the 2nd player, this level can be frustrating. There is a part where you have to walk a narrow bridge while arrows are shot at you and ice magic is shot at you. Switching between blocking, jumping, and moving with two controllers can be confusing and frustrating. Simply let the second player die, and continue to the end of the bridge by yourself. Kill the ice thieves there, and return to your 2nd players dead body. Revive him, and continue.
Orange Dress Princess- Final Battle
Note: You actually fight for the kiss after the final credits, back in the dining hall in the Home Castle.

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Complete the game using any character

For this achievement, you have to finish the game using any characters (knights or unlocked characters). Here's some general tips if you get stuck at all.

1. An easy way to hit enemies but make it difficult for them to hit you is by jumping and then alternating the X and Y buttons while hitting someone. This will keep you in the air, while you juggle their body.
2. Always have 5 health potions and 4 bologna sandwhiches on you at all times. They come in handy.
3. Keep in mind that all online play transfers to single player, so if you're stuck on a boss, host a game and play against the boss with a friend.

http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/achievements/337/s3.jpg20 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/site/gp-g.jpg The Traitor
Defeat any boss by playing one of his minions

In order to obtain this achievement, you have to kill a boss with one of the enemy characters in that world. You need to unlock the enemy character, and then fight the boss and kill him with the unlocked character.

The easiest way to get this achievement is to play for a bit, and then go to the first circle on the map called "King's Arena". Finish the arena by killing the waves of enemies until they stop coming (there is 10 waves of enemies). After you finish the arena, you will unlock the very first enemy character. Exit the game, and start up a single player local game. Choose the newly unlocked enemy character as your character, and proceed to the "Barbarian Battle" level. Kill the boss here, and the achievement will be yours.

http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/achievements/337/s4.jpg 20 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/site/gp-g.jpg Deer Trainer
Navigate the abandoned mill without hitting any obstacle

In the level "Abandoned Mill" you will ride a deer away from the giant troll. In order to obtain the achievement, you have to dodge all the logs and go through all the doorways without messing up or getting hit. Whenever you see a log approaching, press A to jump. Pay attention to the flood of light right in front of doorways, as they appear before the actual doorway, giving you time to see where the doorway is and move accordingly.

Here is a pattern of the logs and doorways, as they appear. Big logs cover the entire floor, so you have to jump over them. Small logs can be jumped over, or dodged (I prefer jumping over them). The parentheses after the type of log will tell you where the log appears.

Big Log
Small Log (Top)
Small Log (Bottom)
Big Log x2
Doorway Middle
Big Log x3
Doorway Middle
Doorway Top
Small Log (Top)
Doorway Bottom
Doorway Middle
Doorway Bottom
Small Log (Bottom)
Doorway Middle
Doorway Bottom
Doorway Top
Doorway Bottom
Doorway Middle
Small Log (Top)
Small Log (Bottom)
Big Log x3


http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/achievements/337/s5.jpg20 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/site/gp-g.jpg Conscientious Objector
Complete the barbarian area without attacking once

This can be done online or offline. In order to obtain this achievement, you must complete the levels from the first level (Home Castle) to the fourth level (Barbarian Boss) without attacking. You do this by either playing online with another person, or using another controller.

If you want to use another controller, simply kill all the enemies with the second controller, leaving the player you want to get the achievement alone.
If you want to get this online, simply get a friend to kill all the enemies while you sit back and dodge attacks.

http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/achievements/337/s6.jpg10 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/site/gp-g.jpg Maximum Firepower
Using a catapult, fling a knight with maximum power

In the level "Flowery Field" (the level after the giant bat boss), you will come to a point where you have to launch yourself out of a catapult. In order to obtain this achievement, you have to hit X when the power meter is full. This will launch you as far as possible. In order to get this achievement, hit the X button a moment before the power meter hits the top, and the delay between hitting the button and the game registering it will be fine. Don't click X too early or too late. It may take a few tries to get the timing down right, but it's not too hard.

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Collect all of the animals

In order to obtain this achievement you must find and collect all 26 of the animals in the game. A full detailed list has been made in this thread. Click HERE (http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/showthread.php?t=88338) for the thread.

Big thanks to everyone who contributed to the thread.

http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/achievements/337/s8.jpg 15 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/site/gp-g.jpg Arena Master
Win 40 ranked arena matches

In order to obtain this achievement you must win 40 ranked matches of Melee Arena. Arena is an online battle mode, where you must kill the other players, and be the last one standing. There is little in the way of trickery for this achievement, it relies a lot on skill. Level up your character in single player and then use your leveled character to take out the other players.

Use a lot of the jump attack trick (A, X and Y alternating to juggle your opponent), if you have a leveled up Red Knight, that works the best because his magic Y attack is a lightning stream that will hold your opponent in place for about 5 seconds dealing considerable damage. Other than that, have fun!

http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/achievements/337/s9.jpg 15 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/site/gp-g.jpg Glork
Win 20 ranked All You Can Quaff Matches

In order to obtain this achievement you must win 20 ranked matches of All You Can Quaff. All You Can Quaff is an online mini-game in which you must alternate tapping X and Y faster than the other players in order to eat more food than them. It is tough, and can be very frustrating at times. If you are having problems, visit this thread to see if anyone is available to trade this achievement with you. Click HERE (http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/showthread.php?t=10562) for a link to the Achievement Trading Thread.

http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/achievements/337/s10.jpg 15 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/site/gp-g.jpg Melee Is Best
Defeat any boss without using any magic

In order to obtain this achievement you need to beat any boss without using your magic attack. To easily get this achievement, beat the first boss (Barbarian Boss) without using your magic at all. It is a very easy achievement and should take no more than two tries.

Amazon XD
08-30-2008, 05:25 PM
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Find and dig up ten buried items

In order to obtain this achievement you must use the shovel (obtained in level "Desert") to dig up ten buried items. You can dig anywhere, but the only place you will dig up buried items is where there is a small "X" on the ground. If you are having trouble finding these "X"'s, you can use the animal "Pazzo" to easily detect the holes. Once you have found a hole, switch to your shovel with RB and position yourself over the hole. Dig with the B button, and pick up whatever you have dug up. Repeat 9 times and the achievement is yours.


http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/achievements/337/s12.jpg 10 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/site/gp-g.jpg Medic!
Resuscitate all of your fallen comrades

In order to obtain this achievement you must be playing with 3 other characters. You can do this by playing a 4 person co-op game online, or using 3 additional controllers. Have the other 3 characters die, and then the character you want to get the achievement for should revive all of them with Y.

Hope the guide helped everyone!

ForeverMash
08-30-2008, 05:54 PM
Nice guide, albeit I recommend spacing the achievements so Medic! has a bit more company.

For the KISS achievement, it might be interesting to mention it can be done in multiple sittings, as that was a question that was asked several times already. Also, wouldn't rigging the All You Can Quaff achievement be difficult, seeing you can't invire friends to ranked matches?

Thanks for the effort, Amazon~

AutomaticOcelot
08-30-2008, 06:10 PM
http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/achievements/337/s5.jpg20 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/site/gp-g.jpg Conscientious Objector
Complete the barbarian area without attacking once


Is that confirmed? The Xbox.com description says this:
"Complete the Home Castle through Barbarian Boss areas without attacking any foes."
Meaning you would need to start at the first level with the cutscene.


Strategy:
I can confirm I got this with a knight also using an attack animal (Rammy), so it simply requires your knight not to attack anything. Rammy is quite useful to keep the baddies away, especially if you're one-seating.

Also, once the barbarian boss slams you into the dirt you won't take any damage for the rest of the fight; BUT you have to be out and walking around before the second player can deliver the killing blow. Interesting. :uzi:

Amazon XD
08-30-2008, 09:18 PM
Nice guide, albeit I recommend spacing the achievements so Medic! has a bit more company.

For the KISS achievement, it might be interesting to mention it can be done in multiple sittings, as that was a question that was asked several times already. Also, wouldn't rigging the All You Can Quaff achievement be difficult, seeing you can't invire friends to ranked matches?

Thanks for the effort, Amazon~

K.I.S.S only takes about 15 minutes if you already have all the levels unlocked. You can go back and get the kisses with another controller afterwards.

If you go on late at night or early on in the morning (before 12 usually) not as many people are playing it, obviously.

Greg0fTheDead
08-31-2008, 03:42 AM
nice guide, the other one sucks

KingBroly
08-31-2008, 03:44 AM
For Arena Master, you have to win 40 ranked matches in Melee.

Mad World
08-31-2008, 06:13 AM
nice guide, the other one sucks

haha i agree completely but to be fair, the other guy had that up when the game had been out for like an hour

HybridPK
08-31-2008, 08:26 AM
http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/achievements/337/s5.jpg20 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/site/gp-g.jpg Conscientious Objector
Complete the barbarian area without attacking once

This can be done online or offline. In order to obtain this achievement, you must complete the two Barbarian levels (Barbarian War, Barbarian Boss) without attacking. You do this by either playing online with another person, or using another controller.

If you want to use another controller, simply kill all the enemies with the second controller, leaving the player you want to get the achievement alone.
If you want to get this online, simply get a friend to kill all the enemies while you sit back and dodge attacks.


There seems to be something odd about this achievement. I have made a few attempts at this achievement with absolutely no luck. I tried doing this online and nothing unlocked. I just tried this with two controllers and I still get nothing.
What gives?

Edit: I have discovered the flaw. It would seem that doing just the Barbarian War and Boss levels doesn't net you the achievement. I started from Home Castle and went straight to the Barbarian Boss. Then I got my 20 points.

JC
08-31-2008, 08:46 AM
Thank you for writing this guide! :)

It will certainly come in handy.

JanHen
08-31-2008, 09:42 AM
I just tried the Conscientious Objector Achievement offline with 2 controllers. The one I want the achievement with didn't attack and with the second I killed all enemies but I got no achievement. Any clear help?

Edit: I started from Home Castle.

Shuyinsama
08-31-2008, 11:07 AM
this forum is funny thanks for everyones support jeez

haha this one is better though but yeah..great job AmazonXD

VinasErgoth
08-31-2008, 11:50 AM
I just tried the Conscientious Objector Achievement offline with 2 controllers. The one I want the achievement with didn't attack and with the second I killed all enemies but I got no achievement. Any clear help?

Edit: I started from Home Castle.
I can report that it works fine in local. I also started from Home Castle. Just make sure your other character isn't stuck in the ground/dead when you're about to deliver the killing blow to the Barbarian boss and it should unlock once he's dead.

JanHen
08-31-2008, 12:42 PM
I can report that it works fine in local. I also started from Home Castle. Just make sure your other character isn't stuck in the ground/dead when you're about to deliver the killing blow to the Barbarian boss and it should unlock once he's dead.

Thanks, it worked. Maybe on my first run my crasher was dead.

archeados
08-31-2008, 03:02 PM
i have gotten over 40 wins in the arena and still no achievement

JC
08-31-2008, 04:02 PM
i have gotten over 40 wins in the arena and still no achievement
Are you playing online ranked matches?

Warbo
08-31-2008, 04:08 PM
Nice guide dude!

Amazon XD
08-31-2008, 04:11 PM
i have gotten over 40 wins in the arena and still no achievement

As far as online (Arena Master, Glork) goes, my advice is to keep on playing and make sure you are doing Ranked Melee matches. I had to get 25 wins in All You Can Quaff before I got the Glork achievements.

Edit: Updated the guide with the submitted information.

archeados
08-31-2008, 04:55 PM
Are you playing online ranked matches?

yeah, ill keep trying at it

bigodonkey
08-31-2008, 08:07 PM
I tried the Medic one with 3 other controllers offline, let the three die then brought them back to life and no achievement. I was using a Guitar Hero guitar for one but I don't think that matters.

Chpainkiller
08-31-2008, 08:17 PM
ok now it sucks 46 online ranked Arena wins and no achievement:mad:
edit: now 53! wins and still no achievement :(

Hot Juicy Pie
08-31-2008, 11:20 PM
for the glork achievement I got all 20 in a row just by hooking up my rock band drums. Doing rolls on that is much easier than button mashing

Tieg
09-01-2008, 12:40 AM
I tried the Medic one with 3 other controllers offline, let the three die then brought them back to life and no achievement. I was using a Guitar Hero guitar for one but I don't think that matters.

Same here...although I didn't use a guitar hero controller...I used the traditional controllers and no dice. Maybe my white controllers have to be the black ones ;)

for the glork achievement I got all 20 in a row just by hooking up my rock band drums. Doing rolls on that is much easier than button mashing

I LIKE that lol.

xXBlackKatXx
09-01-2008, 02:07 AM
Nice i think that will help out a lot

madcap1
09-01-2008, 03:16 AM
Thanks for putting your time into doing this guide, Great job. Thanks again.

Mad World
09-01-2008, 03:22 AM
for the glork achievement I got all 20 in a row just by hooking up my rock band drums. Doing rolls on that is much easier than button mashing

wow. that is a great idea, even if my RB drums are a bit unsensitive.

i didn't even think of that, since most games don't allow you to use instrument controllers...

pixelsofdeath
09-01-2008, 07:35 AM
for deer trainer, you can really simplify the tip by just saying "follow the other deer" they will lead you through the doorways. i think there is one instance where one of them runs into a wall, but the other 2 will lead you through.

Chpainkiller
09-01-2008, 10:13 AM
Those trying to get the Arena Master achievement should know that the wins only count from melee. Quick draw does not count towards this achievement. oh well this sucks :uzi:

N00B EATA
09-01-2008, 01:04 PM
ahh nice just what i needed..

pikmin34
09-01-2008, 04:41 PM
Rock band and guitar hero instruments work with this game. It makes getting kiss, conscentious objector, and medic possible without using online help.

nobodieshero
09-01-2008, 09:46 PM
This guide needs to be added to the main achievements page.

Cynicalfate
09-01-2008, 11:46 PM
agreed guide needs to be added to the main page

Good Work

Amazon XD
09-02-2008, 05:28 AM
This guide needs to be added to the main achievements page.

agreed guide needs to be added to the main page

Good Work

Thanks guys. I'll submit it to the front page.

Taz148
09-03-2008, 09:33 PM
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Win 40 ranked arena matches
for this one you’ll probably have to get around 45-50 instead of 40.
most of my friends and i had around 45 before it unlocked.

nobodieshero
09-04-2008, 03:16 AM
Also another thing to mention is that at least for all you can quaf. If someone quits in the middle of a match its proving to be a win for you. :)

Amazon XD
09-06-2008, 09:26 AM
http://www.xbox360achievements.org/images/achievements/337/s8.jpg 15 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/images/site/gp-g.jpg Arena Master
Win 40 ranked arena matches
for this one you’ll probably have to get around 45-50 instead of 40.
most of my friends and i had around 45 before it unlocked.

I got it 40 on the dot.

agentplatypus
09-07-2008, 04:25 AM
http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/achievements/337/s5.jpg20 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/site/gp-g.jpg Conscientious Objector
Complete the barbarian area without attacking once
I did this but I didn't get it, I used a second controller and did what you said. Any ideas?

piez
09-07-2008, 04:55 AM
Does anyone know why you have to be in a multiplayer game to get the KISS achievement?

Pujos
09-07-2008, 09:52 AM
Nice guide, thanx. :)

Seany Show
09-08-2008, 07:41 PM
great guide dude will be using this for help as soon as the game downloads for me

negitorotemaki1
09-08-2008, 10:22 PM
http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/achievements/337/s5.jpg20 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/site/gp-g.jpg Conscientious Objector
Complete the barbarian area without attacking once
I did this but I didn't get it, I used a second controller and did what you said. Any ideas?
I did this yesterday for my brother and he went from the Home Castle and it popped right after the Boss died.

Golden
09-08-2008, 10:51 PM
Does anyone know why you have to be in a multiplayer game to get the KISS achievement?

Because in multiplayer, you have to fight the other players for the kiss of the princess, so it's supposed to be a challenge to win all 4 fights

Wollz
09-09-2008, 12:02 PM
Thanx for the guide

piez
09-09-2008, 07:42 PM
Because in multiplayer, you have to fight the other players for the kiss of the princess, so it's supposed to be a challenge to win all 4 fights

Ah, thanks Golden :)

Judas Below
09-09-2008, 11:51 PM
http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/achievements/337/s5.jpg20 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/site/gp-g.jpg Conscientious Objector
Complete the barbarian area without attacking once
I did this but I didn't get it, I used a second controller and did what you said. Any ideas?


For people getting this with the two controller method, does the Pacifist need to stay alive the whole time in order to trigger the achievement, or simply be alive (and not buried) when the boss is killed?

I ran through it two-controller style last night and failed to unlock the achievement (and don't think I was dead... but who remembers that sort of thing).

tnavi23
09-10-2008, 01:26 AM
If only it were possible to find 20 quaff matches or 40 arena matches to get those achievements. I think the most games I've found since getting this game last week was around 3 or 4. So frustrating!

XL MaGNuMz
09-12-2008, 05:42 PM
Good Guide.

Volcom guy992
09-12-2008, 10:26 PM
Great guide, One question, for the Conscientious Objector achievement, Can i start at the castle and then skip the in between levels and just go to the boss and do it?

DrPeterVenkman9
09-13-2008, 09:55 PM
Does it really need to be Melee for the Arena matches? The achievement just says arena ranked victories, noting about the specific Melee.

DrPeterVenkman9
09-14-2008, 12:00 AM
For people getting this with the two controller method, does the Pacifist need to stay alive the whole time in order to trigger the achievement, or simply be alive (and not buried) when the boss is killed?

I ran through it two-controller style last night and failed to unlock the achievement (and don't think I was dead... but who remembers that sort of thing).

My guy did die and I revived him so it should be fine. My guy also got buried and I hit the boss twice by accident with that controller and I still got the achievement. I would try it again and not worry too much about your other controller dying or getting buried.

RWilloug
09-23-2008, 03:04 AM
for the glork achievement I got all 20 in a row just by hooking up my rock band drums. Doing rolls on that is much easier than button mashing

I used a Guitar Hero guitar for Glork. Probably not as easy as using a drum kit, but I was still blowing my online opposition out of the water.

sweez
09-24-2008, 06:10 AM
http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/achievements/337/s3.jpg20 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/site/gp-g.jpg The Traitor
Defeat any boss by playing one of his minions

In order to obtain this achievement, you have to kill a boss with one of the enemy characters in that world. You need to unlock the enemy character, and then fight the boss and kill him with the unlocked character.

The easiest way to get this achievement is to play for a bit, and then go to the first circle on the map called "King's Arena". Finish the arena by killing the waves of enemies until they stop coming (there is 10 waves of enemies). After you finish the arena, you will unlock the very first enemy character. Exit the game, and start up a single player local game. Choose the newly unlocked enemy character as your character, and proceed to the "Barbarian Battle" level. Kill the boss here, and the achievement will be yours.


If you choose the Barbarian Battle level to get the achievement, make sure you use the unlocked Barbarian character from the King's Arena, otherwise, you wont get the achievement. I first used the Thief just cause I thought it was cooler looking. It didnt give me achievement when I was done. I had do the whole thing again with the Barbarian through all the beginning levels. What a waste of time!!!

D3anz1
10-07-2008, 09:55 AM
a little stuck with the 'Traditional' Achievement i have played some levels solo up until the 'Catfish' and loads online with friends what do i have to do to get this achivment just do the final battle now just go straight there or doi actually have to do all the levels again 1 by 1?.. =)

Otisbum
10-07-2008, 10:52 AM
You don't technically have to beat all the levels, but there is a specific list (which I can't find).

What's giving you the most trouble with Catfish, and what are your current stats and level?

Canary Wundaboy
10-20-2008, 10:05 PM
I used a Guitar Hero guitar for Glork. Probably not as easy as using a drum kit, but I was still blowing my online opposition out of the water.

Why the HELL didn't I think of that??????

DeathMinion111
10-31-2008, 01:42 PM
Nice guide. I helped quiet a bit.

Bluntedfish
11-17-2008, 05:44 AM
Nice guide, are they going to patch the online ever?

[MaFiiA]
12-11-2008, 09:48 PM
So in order to get the fourth and final kiss do you have to complete the final boss level again? just I got disconnected from XBL during the credits :S

cupcakelad
01-14-2009, 02:50 AM
yea just curious about the K.I.S.S Achievement i tried it with the 2nd controller and for some reason no achievement after the last battle. Do i actually have to fight them because on one of them my other controller player died and didn't fight me when i rescued the princess.

Does the achievement require you to actually fight the other player?

InFaDeLiTy
02-04-2009, 04:38 PM
Wtf, I did all 4 princess's and no achievement.
Did they patch doing it offline with a 2nd controller or what?

Bieest Unit
02-18-2009, 02:09 PM
For Arena Master, you have to win 40 ranked matches in Melee.

No, no, no and ... no.

I got the achievement doing Beefy matches with a friend.

Bieest Unit
03-02-2009, 01:02 AM
I LOVED the Glork achievement!
None of my friends can beat me, and I haven't lost a match online.
They don't call me Buttonbash Bob for nothing.:woop:

EDIT: Sorry for double-posting, didn't pay attention as it's kind of late ..
If a moderator could edit one post and delete the other ?

GinjaNinjaFro
03-16-2009, 05:44 PM
good guide! :woop:

StrifeUk
03-20-2009, 07:11 PM
Just to note that for Kay Eye Ess Ess one of the people you are playing with MUST be alive after defeating a boss so that the duel initiates. I was using a second controller, and after defeating the boss on Ice Castle i went straight to the princess and kissed her. The character being controlled by the other controller was dead and so the duel did not initiate. I went back afterwards, made sure the character was alive, went ahead with the duel, kissed the princess and the achievement popped up.

wallE156
04-12-2009, 07:01 AM
http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/achievements/337/s4.jpg 20 http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/../images/site/gp-g.jpg Deer Trainer
Navigate the abandoned mill without hitting any obstacle

In the level "Abandoned Mill" you will ride a deer away from the giant troll. In order to obtain the achievement, you have to dodge all the logs and go through all the doorways without messing up or getting hit. Whenever you see a log approaching, press A to jump. Pay attention to the flood of light right in front of doorways, as they appear before the actual doorway, giving you time to see where the doorway is and move accordingly.

Here is a pattern of the logs and doorways, as they appear. Big logs cover the entire floor, so you have to jump over them. Small logs can be jumped over, or dodged (I prefer jumping over them). The parentheses after the type of log will tell you where the log appears.

Big Log
Small Log (Top)
Small Log (Bottom)
Big Log x2
Doorway Middle
Big Log x3
Doorway Middle
Doorway Top
Small Log (Top)
Doorway Bottom
Doorway Middle
Doorway Bottom
Small Log (Bottom)
Doorway Middle
Doorway Bottom
Doorway Top
Doorway Bottom
Doorway Middle
Small Log (Top)
Small Log (Bottom)
Big Log x3


I'm surprised no one has picked up on this, someone noted that you can just follow the other deer, but MORE SPECIFICALLY...if you follow the one deer who is pooping and stay really close to him, this achievement can be much easier to get. That deer knows when to jump and where you should be running in the barn.

Heners
05-03-2009, 03:59 AM
some of them take time,

Burter55
09-20-2009, 01:55 PM
Nice guide, just curious how long would it take to get all the achievements?

Filter x360a
10-15-2009, 08:20 PM
Nice guide, just curious how long would it take to get all the achievements?

Most of them are pretty easy, just take a bit of time. Maybe 12 hours or so.

Great guide, thanks a bunch!

christiansteele
12-16-2009, 04:31 AM
I do have a problem. The Medic achievement glitched on me, I have revived like all 3 of my teammates like 15 times. and no achievement what am I doing wrong?

Trash Man
12-27-2009, 01:44 PM
Thinking of picking this up when it's cheap later on in the week. Is it really a 3/10 game or would people say it's harder than that? Also, are they are achievements in the DLC?

Polak
06-27-2010, 07:46 PM
Hello,

In order to save few minutes you can get Conscientious Objector and the Traitor and the first princess kiss (of 4) in the same run using a second controler. On the first controler you choose the barbarian minion and you fight with the second one till the boss. Then the 2 achivements unlock and then you can use the first controler to beat the 2nd one ....

Thorz Hammerz
07-06-2010, 12:17 AM
Great guide that has helped me greatly, thanks!

JackJumpsCandle
08-13-2010, 07:33 PM
Great guide. :) Thanks a ton

jung4ever
09-23-2010, 04:29 PM
Thanks alot for the help! Great guide.

Mikesahhh
10-07-2010, 05:40 PM
very nice guide

MusePT23
11-29-2010, 03:59 PM
I was going for the GLORK achievement with a friend of mine...

we are doing 2-player Ranked Matches and quitting...

I have now 25 wins and still no achievement...

does it have to be 4 player games? If so can each of us have a guest account playing?
Do Quit Wins count for this or do we have to be the all game? I read someone here saying that quitting works that's why we started to quit...

thanks for your help

Perax
01-25-2011, 11:40 AM
I was going for the GLORK achievement with a friend of mine...

we are doing 2-player Ranked Matches and quitting...

I have now 25 wins and still no achievement...

does it have to be 4 player games? If so can each of us have a guest account playing?
Do Quit Wins count for this or do we have to be the all game? I read someone here saying that quitting works that's why we started to quit...

thanks for your help

Me and one my friend did the same way, but without quitting.
So no, a 2 players ranked match is just fine, just hit those buttons to eat faster then the computer bots instead of quitting.

GAMINFAN2
02-09-2011, 05:07 PM
Awesoem guide... was a great help.

Nuggget
03-16-2011, 11:34 PM
Very well done guide, GJ!

Itz Da Dragon
03-20-2011, 10:11 PM
Can someone help me with the ARENA MASTER and GLORK achievements add me Itz Da Dragon

The SilverSurfr
07-01-2011, 01:44 AM
anyone looking to go for achievements send me a message

RBmaster9345
09-03-2011, 02:11 AM
Can anyone confirm I the quit out wins in Arena count? I'm up to like 50 but no chievo so trying to figure this out.

Bozilla96
11-21-2011, 10:41 PM
this guide rocks!!!!!!!

Bozilla96
11-21-2011, 10:42 PM
the arena and the quaff achievements are tough and longs holy crap

Chrolikai
11-22-2011, 01:11 AM
Can anyone confirm I the quit out wins in Arena count? I'm up to like 50 but no chievo so trying to figure this out.
In case anyone asks this again, I can confirm if your opponent quits out it doesn't go towards the achievement but does go to your total win count.

jpace731
02-16-2012, 07:34 PM
yes, i'm finally going to finish this game up today!!!!

JeffreyJeff
03-16-2012, 12:32 PM
Good guide, thanks :)

Lord Vinny
07-25-2012, 05:51 AM
This guide really helped. Thanks!

Jay100707
01-23-2014, 07:10 PM
6 years after the game comes out, I get it...thanks for the guide.