The girl on the cross trainer you posted on my wall is a porn star. Giggity. >_>
Also, TV you need to take me to this Showmes place. I know what hooters is, but damn, tell me stories. How many times you been in there? Are you allowed to touch the women? Do they bend over after "accidentally" dropping food? 0.0
Take your boy in there to learn the necessities of life, women and most importantly... the art of dat asses. You could even use the boy as bait for getting the chicks.
You will forgive my insolence. Your birthday, I have missed *Hangs head in shame*...but fear not, for if you were in the US I would take you to the opposite of Hooters (at least, to what has been told to me) called Showmes! Let me just say this: if hooters is about the tits, then Showmes is about dat ass. I pulled up to the mall the other day and saw one of the girls out there in these short look, ass hanging out da bottom shorts...blue. I uh...almost crashed the car ;>_>
It'd just feel awkward eating there by myself too...cause you know my eyes would NOT be focused on the meal. Well obviously that's what places like this are meant for, but by myself it's just some weird creepy perv...not a bunch of dudes watching sports and checking out hot babes. Just one not-so-interested in the sports as he is DAT ASS fella...eeehh...