Neighbors, nobody loves you like we do. Neighbors, your government has triumphed in finally making you a public fit for the 21st century. Never before has a governing body shown so much concern for the economic well-being of its subjects. Today we have insulated you from countless factions who threaten your financial viability; such as the poor; the idealistic foreigners still clinging to their childish notions of social welfare; why, you're even kept uninformed of useless propagandist journalism that reports alleged violations of human rights. We all know they wouldn't have been punished if they hadn't been doing something wrong anyway. And who better to dispense such blatantly evident factoids but a self-appointed authority like myself?
Remember, the first word in USA is US!
We have arrived, neighbors, we are the privileged Elite