Lol, get your own hoist and you'll never look at a set of jack stands in the same light again.
Not sure about this schmuck thing though. You're a young man who's enthusiastic about (real) cars. If people are going to label you for that, let them. They'll be paying mechanics and the like for their services for the rest of their lives. Get your auto-electrician knowledge up and you become God tier. Personally though, I like to leave the electrics to the experts.
Seriously though, having your own hoist will make a world of difference for any work that requires undercarriage access, as I'm sure you already know by now. While it all might seem like a bit of a dream now, keep pushing and turn it into reality, bud. I'm sure you can differentiate what I mean between dream and plan here.
Dream > Plan > Work your guts out > Succeed.
On another note, one of my mate's son was informing that "With great power comes great responsibility" after seeing Spiderman for probably the 50th time and I sat him down for a moment, looked him straight in the eye and told him "There is no replacement for displacement". Baffled, he reached for his phone to google the phrase. My head dropped in shame, he'll grow into a tuner for sure.