Not even kidding. On my first attempt at Professional, I dashboarded 4 minutes into it. It's for the hardcore and elite only. I'm not even sure you could do it, Master Jakez. I mean, spinning your LS while pressing a punch button won't get you far in the horsey game, unlike SF4. Ouch!
Don't even pretend. You don't want it for the staff club. You don't even want it for the easy Gamerscore. You want it to ride the damn horsey, Jakez! I need to start Professional mode in the next few days, show that game who is boss!
I was doing RE4 speedruns before you knew what your penis is really meant to be used for, Jakez. Like most new games, you don't play them until 4 years after they've come out, so I find that hard to believe. You probably just finished your first playthrough of Resident Evil 4 last week.