So today is your day and I wasn't quite sure which of these you'd like more so you get them both! Yes, that's right, not 1 but 2, yes 2 cakes!!! Hahaha have the greatest freaking birthday ever possible. Go have fun!!!
ROFL!!!! OMFG I LOVE YOU!!!! That was the single most hillarious thing ever!!!! It's gonna be hard to top that on your birthday in 3 days you know. :P But you better be ready, because this is going to come back to you in a very humorous way my friend. Here's to you!!!
LOL yeah xbl as a dating service = so not a good idea. It's funny how some guys think of it as a way to pick up chicks; "show us yer tits!!!" ROFL yeah, great pickup line... I can see that working in real life.