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ATHER_07 07-15-2009 11:14 AM

Insults and comebacks for MI1
 
Hope this helps has there is an achievement for getting all the insults except the sword master ones, ive put the sword master ones to help if you get stuck because the insults change.


Fighting the pirates

Insult:This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
Comeback:And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?

Insult:Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
Comeback:First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.

Insult:My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
Comeback:So you got that job as janitor, after all.

Insult:People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Insult:I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
Comeback:He must have taught you everything you know.

Insult:You make me want to puke.
Comeback:You make me think somebody already did.

Insult:Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
Comeback:You run THAT fast?

Insult:You fight like a dairy farmer.
Comeback:How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Insult:I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

Insult:Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Comeback:Why, did you want to borrow one?

Insult:I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Comeback:Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

Insult:You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
Comeback:I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

Insult:You have the manners of a beggar.
Comeback:I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

Insult:I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Comeback:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

Insult:There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them.

Insult:I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
Comeback:I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Fighting the Sword Master

Insult:I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
Comeback:And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

Insult:My tongue is sharper then any sword.
Comeback:First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

Insult:My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
Comeback:So you got that job as janitor, after all.

Insult:My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Insult:Only once have I met such a coward!
Comeback:He must have taught you everything you know.

Insult:If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
Comeback:You make me think somebody already did.

Insult:No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
Comeback:You run THAT fast?

Insult:I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
Comeback:How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Insult:My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

Insult:I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Comeback:Why, did you want to borrow one?

Insult:My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Comeback:Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

Insult:I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
Comeback:I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

Insult:Every word you say to me is stupid.
Comeback:I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

Insult:You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Comeback:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

Insult:There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them.

Insult:Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
Comeback:I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Insult:I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

KingBroly 07-15-2009 11:23 AM

There is an Achievement for getting all Insults, not Comebacks.

luccini 07-15-2009 11:27 AM

Dont forget

Fighting the Sword Master
Insult:I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
Comeback:And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

Insult: My tongue is sharper then any sword.
Comeback:First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

Insult: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
Comeback:So you got that job as janitor, after all.

Insult:My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Comeback: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Insult:Only once have I met such a coward!
Comeback: He must have taught you everything you know.

Insult: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
Comeback:You make me think somebody already did.

Insult:No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
Comeback: You run THAT fast?

Insult: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
Comeback:How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Insult: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

Insult:I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Comeback: Why, did you want to borrow one?

Insult:My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Comeback: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

Insult:I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
Comeback: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

Insult: Every word you say to me is stupid.
Comeback: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

Insult:You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Comeback: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

Insult:There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Comeback: Yes there are. You just never learned them.

Insult:Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
Comeback: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Insult:I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Comeback: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

KingBroly 07-15-2009 11:45 AM

The Sword Master stuff isn't needed for the Achievement.

ATHER_07 07-15-2009 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingBroly (Post 2165394)
The Sword Master stuff isn't needed for the Achievement.

I know thats is why i have said that at the top of my post.

operation remie 07-15-2009 12:18 PM

what part do i do these insults in?

xDrDeath 07-15-2009 03:53 PM

So all we have to do is learn all the insults not the comebacks for the silver tongue achievement?

EddStrid 07-15-2009 03:56 PM

Just unlocked mine by learning the final insult, which was "You make me want to puke" for me... took bloody ages to get it though.

Didn't need the retort for the unlock :)

the_b1ues 07-15-2009 05:50 PM

Theres like 5 that i cant get getting fustrating now.

Insult:I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

Insult:Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Comeback:Why, did you want to borrow one?

Insult:I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Comeback:Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

Insult:You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
Comeback:I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

Insult:I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Comeback:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

jelock 07-15-2009 08:04 PM

Getting this has got to be the most tedious thing in the game

timmeh9 07-15-2009 08:22 PM

Very annoying achievement. If I hear "I am rubber, you are glue" one more time I'm gonna scream!

Still waiting for 3 more insults!

Halfang 07-15-2009 08:28 PM

If I remember correctly, certain insults only came from certain pirates (aka the one with the feathery hat had "better" insults, or those that appeared latter in the game)

tastefulmrship 07-16-2009 06:47 AM

If you're going for the HUMAN CANNONBALL achievement, save your game after the 12th INSULT & RESPONSE, 'cos those last 4 can take up to an hour to get! Reload it once you've got all 16, then face CARLA!

"I'm shaking, I'm shaking".. after 30 mins of that, you'll be doing MORE than just shaking, meladdo! AARRGGHH!

eviltb 07-16-2009 08:16 AM

Reading this list brings back a hella load of memories! Should really get the points together to get this game...

timmeh9 07-16-2009 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eviltb (Post 2168817)
Reading this list brings back a hella load of memories! Should really get the points together to get this game...

It will be the best 800 points you've ever spent

General Boredom 07-16-2009 11:51 AM

All I need is the "People fall at my feet when they see me coming" insult, and it's taking ages.

This is still my favorite part of the game though.

Schniebel 07-16-2009 06:22 PM

I am rubber, you are glue XD

i stuck at the
Insult:
I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Comeback: Why, did you want to borrow one?

can i fight the pirates again after i beat the swortmaster?

daddy2k4 07-16-2009 08:04 PM

The insult you stuck at is not needed for the achievement because it's a insult only the sword master says.

Yes you can fight the pirates after the fight with the swordmaster,but only as long until you finish your 3 quests

Bearded Bugs 07-17-2009 03:05 AM

A helpful list, thanks, I'm waiting on two more insults at the moment... some of them are awesome.

EDIT: Finished this achievement now, didn't take too long thankfully.

mijihon 07-17-2009 02:00 PM

Can you carry on learning the rest of the insults after you have faced Carla?

MetallicaDan 07-17-2009 02:26 PM

Quote:

Insult:You make me want to puke.
Comeback:You make me think somebody already did.
Grrrr, this is the only one I have left to get and it just won't pop up! :mad:


EDIT: HAHA, I knew that would work!!! As soon as I posted this, the pirate afterwards told me this insult and the achievement popped up! :D

Bearded Bugs 07-17-2009 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mijihon (Post 2173011)
Can you carry on learning the rest of the insults after you have faced Carla?

I think you can, but only up until the point where you finish all three mini-quests (treasure, sword, thievery).

Why don't you just grind it out before you face Carla anyway? Just to be sure...

x 19 Luke 87 x 07-19-2009 04:39 PM

I need the damn ape one.

Ive got every other one. Its just not happeneing!

"oh yeah?"

" im shakin im shakin"


Infact as im writing this. It has just been said achievement unlucked. I should of wrote this 20 minutes ago!

Elux 07-19-2009 05:00 PM

I need "You have the manners of a beggar." :(

s6boysam 07-19-2009 08:50 PM

Insult:There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them.

ARRGH, i just need this one after nearly two freaking hours!!!

mortenl 07-20-2009 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by s6boysam (Post 2179997)
Insult:There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them.

ARRGH, i just need this one after nearly two freaking hours!!!

That was the last insult I got as well, and it took about 90 mins to get it.

Banana F4p 07-21-2009 03:26 AM

dose any one know of witch pirate said witch insult?
that would be helpful.

Tha Mantis 07-21-2009 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana F4p (Post 2183806)
dose any one know of witch pirate said witch insult?
that would be helpful.

Agreed, all I need is
Insult:I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
and it WILL NOT come up, pushing 2 hours now, Im PISSED

Lebowski 07-21-2009 10:27 AM

I need:

Insult:
Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
Comeback:
You run THAT fast?



For goodness sake, Its taking forever!

Vladdd309 07-21-2009 08:50 PM

Good list - I was on 15 and got the last one pretty quickly. Cheers.


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