I remember someone attempted this in another sub-forum, sadly people that are stuck with instant illiteracy still posted crap, for which there was already several threads on the subject. Nice try though.
Also in the defense of the forum noobs, that search function is seriously fuxed. It works when it wants, and in my case it seems to be 50/50 if that.
I hate people... But don't worry, if you are reading this it likely means I don't hate you. Why? People can't read.