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Old 01-12-2013, 07:01 PM   #22
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Originally Posted by Gheuh2 View Post
In defense of Gears 3, Gears 2 was incredibly stupid also.

"DOM WE HAVE TO SAVE JACINTO!!!"

"YOU MEAN JACINTO THE LAST HUMAN STRONGHOLD THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN A THING, MARCUS?

"YEAH!"

"BUT MARCUS I NEED TO SAVE MARIA WHO IS MY WIFE I NEVER MENTIONED!!"

"THERE'S NO TIME TO SAVE MARIA DOM WE'RE IN A GIANT WORM LET'S CHAINSAW IT!!!!"

"WHO'S MARIA?"

"OH NO MARCUS, TAI KILLED HIMSELF! THE HORRORS OF WAR! WE ARE TRYING TO SEEM REALLY DEEP HERE!"

"MARIA IS DEEEEAAAAADDDDDD!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!"


"DOM FORGET ABOUT MARIA, WE HAVE TO DESTROY JACINTO!!"

"WHO'S MARIA?"
Ok maybe you have a point but marcus is seriously the funniest character ever. ITS A GIANT WORM! I laughed for an hour straight at that part.
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