Originally Posted by Merch
The quickest five medals to do are all winning matches. Winning matches against bots only will actually count toward medal progress.
I got this in a match with only bots as well.
I got this after crashing and reloading the checkpoint multiple times on the tutorial. This was on realistic difficulty
1. For the first one I was going to do a complete list of medals.
2. Interesting. Did you also have human opponents in it?
3. I did it on simplistic difficulty and failed several times and never got it. Possibly glitchy.
You have to get on the train in the beginning when things are still changing and everything is rough, unpolished, and incomplete in order to enjoy the bliss found at your stop.