I've tried dozens of times since I posted this and still do not have this achievement. I'm going to go at it again in a moment, but I'm fairly certain I'm just going to walk away unsuccessful, but grateful that I had the sense not to chuck my controller at my television.
100% Arcade/WP  | 100% Retail 
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Sig courtesy of DethHolly.