What You Always Wanted
Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Should unlock sometime between trading your stolen trinkets for your prized possession and leaving the cave.
Who Wants to Live Forever
Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.
This is easiest with the Hillbilly, Scientist and Monk as their sections of the cave are fairly safe.
- Just a few words of warning:
- Avoid the guard with the gun in the Scientist's launch facility.
- Stay still on the magic carpets in the Monk's temple.
- Careful on that Ferris Wheel at the Hillbilly's carnival.
- Watch out for the miner's dynamite.
- At the zoo a good whack from the Crystal Cave Monster's tail will kill you.
- The large hole on the desert island is very easy to fall into.
- The do not swim under the boat on the desert island as you will drown.
Remember, if you die (or are about to die), quickly hit the guide button and exit to dash. You may need to replay a large portion of the game but at least you won't be replaying everything!
Don't try for this on your first run through. By the second you will have learned where you need to be careful.
Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
After returning to the Gift Shop with your three trinkets you'll need to interact with the Postcard Display and pick up the Postcard. The achievement will unlock when you enter The Cave proper. Keep a hold of this postcard! See Remorse.
Saw a postcard returned to the Gift Shop.
Required: You to have stolen the postcard before leaving the Gift Shop.
Eventually you'll arrive back at the Gift Shop. Simply place the postcard back in the Postcard Display.
Took all characters to the bottom of The Cave. (Player 1 only)
Simply complete one run-through with each of the seven characters. This will unlock when you are exiting the cave with your last character.
The Whole Story
Unlocked all Cave Paintings. (Player 1 only)
You'll need both Corruption and Redemption and to have found every painting within The Cave, as these provide two paintings each. At least 5 playthroughs (if you don't miss any) are required. There are three character specific paintings in each specific characters puzzle, the rest you will see as you play through the game. A few may be difficult to find/reach, if you get really stuck, there is a complete text walkthough here
that has all the locations listed.
Witnessed a hot dog cooked with the monster's breath.
During your first visit to the Employees Only section of the cave you'll need to get passed the Crystal Cave Monster. Usually you would place the hot dog on the spike and ring the bell. For this achievement simply place the hot dog on the spike and jump over the pit towards the monster. Toasty!
Spied a King, eaten by a Dragon.
After the King rushes off to talk to the Princess you just need to follow him back to the Princess's bedroom. That is one hungry dragon!
Weight of the Beast
Got the Weight Guess scale to read 666.
Required: Hillbilly, Knight and Time Traveler.
Once you're at the carnival you'll need to gather up the Wrench, Sledgehammer and Barbell and - while holding these items - stand on the scales. Do this before solving the scales puzzle as once the puzzle is solved the scales will no longer work. Here is the math for you:
Hillbilly - 175lbs
Knight - 229 lbs
Time Traveler - 194lbs
Sledge Hammer - 15lbs
Wrench - 3lbs
Barbell - 50lbs
Total - 666lbs!
Fire In The Hole
All three characters killed by one Miner's dynamite.
After pulling a couple of levers and causing a minor cave-in you'll come across a rather angry miner. You'll need your entire group blown up by the same stick of dynamite. The easiest way to do this is regroup everybody on the right of the bridge, and just wait for the boom stick!
A couple of notes here. Firstly, if you're looking to get Creamed Corn then you should ensure the can of corn the miner throws at you is blown up by dynamite. Otherwise you'll have to take it with you and find another way of destroying it.
Secondly, you should aim to get blown up before you begin solving the mine car puzzles. Once all three cars are delivered he'll stop throwing dynamite.
Walk Like An Adventurer
Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
Inside the Pyramid, go to the right then up the second ladder; on the right you'll see a picture of three Egyptians "Walking like an Egyptian". Simply stand your group in front of this picture and they'll do the dance.
Such Bad Children
Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
There are two ways of getting this achievement. You can ride the dumb-waiter to the twins parents bedroom and jump on the bed two or three times until it breaks. Or, when you get the lockpick, you can break the shelf in the room with the open fire (press
twice). Either way works fine.
Smells Like Team Spirit
Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
Required: Time Traveler
Use the time-machine to travel to the future and head to the dinosaur exhibit in the basement of the museum. Stand all three of your group in front of the exhibit and press the button. Stinky!
To Soothe A Savage Beast
Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
While you're at the zoo you'll be fixing a tape recorder. Simply drop it in front of the shack that's playing some lovely music (three shacks left of the hot dog machine) so it records. Then drop it again near the Crystal Cave Monster so it plays.
Hazardous Work Environment
Saw someone slip off a ledge in the Missile Silo.
Inside the Nuclear Launch Facility you'll come across a Wet Floor sign. Simply place it near a low ledge and then walk over the sign. Slippy! Be careful the ledge is not too high if you are trying not to die.
Got the bridge inside the temple to collapse.
Keep hold of that feather! After solving the Monkey Puzzle you'll be riding on three carpets up past your hearts desires. On the right there will be an opening with a rope hanging down. Get your group up that rope and jump on the bridge at the top to break it.
Saw every Can of Corn in The Cave destroyed.
There are two cans of corn you'll need to destroy. The first is where you meet the miner (see: Fire in the Hole) and will likely be destroyed by his dynamite. The second can of corn is on the desert island. Simply place it next to the explosive barrels as you're solving the barrel puzzle and the achievement is yours.
Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies
Got a Xavetar fortune for every character. (Player 1 only)
Required: Everyone and (at least) three playthroughs
When you're at the Carnival make sure to visit Xavetar's booth with every character. When the seventh gets their fortune this achievement will unlock.
Warning! As noted by luke391
if you solve the Wheel of Misfortune then Xavetar's booth will deactivate. Get those fortunes before solving the puzzles!