clintonpigsaw Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I decided to have this for christmas from my other half, but now realise that i want it now! the various videos look cool, it seems like an immersive game. whats the best way to convince my significant other to give it to me early? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaaady Souljah Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Step One: Cut a hole in the box... Step Two: Put your junk in the box... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Arrow Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Step Three: Have her open the box. Step Four: Sell your 360 to pay for the diamond apology gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
templargunman Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 step five: Buy the game. step six: Find something else for them to get you. (this can also be done by skipping steps 1-4) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zef Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Tell her that the doctor rang you after you had a physical examination at work and you have cancer of the thumbs and they will have to be amputated. So you want to play the game now so that you can give your thumbs an honourable send off having completed the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan EXR Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 or just say that you want it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sydanc1an Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Pfft just take it when you see it. When s/he asks just say "But its Assassin's Creed!" and they wont care. Or give them a gift early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X VAE VICTUS X Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Wait for it... Wait for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinobi273 Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 Freeze yourself in the snow and have a friend dig you out and defrost you on the 24th (so you have time to prepare yourself for playing at midnight). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintonpigsaw Posted November 22, 2007 Author Share Posted November 22, 2007 i like the cancer of the thumbs approach i think. might give it a go, might be hard to explain the lack of amputation afterwards though, unless a mircale cure is released. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zef Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 Freeze yourself in the snow and have a friend dig you out and defrost you on the 24th (so you have time to prepare yourself for playing at midnight). But what if it all goes wrong and he gets stuck in the future when otters and man are waging an eternal war over who is right and his only hope is to buy a futuristic toy for calling the past when noone will believe him and there is no way back except to stop the war? Might as well pick up a Wii whilst he is there. If you are desperate to play then just go and rent another copy, when she gives you the present version just ask for the receipt and return it and take her for a drink. Egg noggy goodness and achievements! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Deckard Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Distract him/her with oral sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blkmag1k Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 But what if it all goes wrong and he gets stuck in the future when otters and man are waging an eternal war over who is right and his only hope is to buy a futuristic toy for calling the past when noone will believe him and there is no way back except to stop the war? Might as well pick up a Wii whilst he is there. If you are desperate to play then just go and rent another copy, when she gives you the present version just ask for the receipt and return it and take her for a drink. Egg noggy goodness and achievements! haha southpark rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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