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Table of Contents

 

Base Game

Episodes 01 - 08

Episodes 09 - 15

Episodes 16 - 22

Episodes 23 - 29

Episodes 30 - 36

Episodes 37 - 43

Episodes 44 - 50

Episodes 51 - 57

Episodes 58 - 64

Episodes 65 - 71

Episodes 72 - 73

 

JACK Pack 1

Episodes 01 - 05

Episodes 06 - 10

 

JACK Pack 2: Best of the Webshow

Episodes 01 - 05

Episodes 06 - 10

 

JACK Pack 3

Episodes 01 - 05

Episodes 06 - 10

 

JACK Pack 4

Episodes 01 - 05

Episodes 06 - 10

 

 

Introduction

NOTE: Yes, this is after the Table of Contents. I want that at the top for people using the "Back to Top" links to navigate quickly around this guide.

 

What This Guide Is: A complete list of all the correct answers (with Wrong Answers of the Day included) for all multiple choice, Dis Or Dat, and Jack Attack questions in both the base game and all DLC question packs. You should be able to find this useful for obtaining almost all of the achievements that pertain to either getting questions right or getting questions wrong. You can also use this to get through all of the episodes a bit more quickly for those achievements if all you want from this game is some quick GamerScore, but I would personally recommend playing the game once without this first and just having some fun with what is a really great trivia game.

 

What This Guide Is Not: A list of what kind of question each of the questions are for the various "Get 10/3 ____ questions correct" achievements. If you use this guide to get EVERYTHING right, obviously you will eventually get those achievements, but this guide does not point out which questions in which episodes will be counted for those achievements.

It is also not just a list of Wrong Answers of the Day. Each episode's WAotD is included in this guide along with all of the correct answers. If you want just a list of WAotD without any right answers, please look below as I have provided links to two different kinds of these lists.

This guide is also not download friendly and most definitely not printer friendly. You could use your browser's "Save page as..." function to have a copy of this for offline use, but this could be messy for some users. Thus, I have provided a link to a list of the right answers in PDF format below.

As for printing, I would not recommend printing either this thread or the PDF out. Obviously a forum is not exactly a printer friendly thing in the first place, and considering how large this guide is, you're going to burn through a lot of paper and ink if you want to print this all out. As for the PDF, each episode is on its own page, so unless you want to print out 103 pages, I wouldn't recommend printing that either.

 

 

Links to Other Useful Resources

  • YDKJ Answer Guide PDF by shrocky2. A nearly complete list of the correct answers and Wrong Answers of the Day in PDF form, which makes it great for downloading. Note that it is missing the occasional answer here and there, and it doesn't have all of the Jack Attack answers, but if you need something you can save and look at offline, it can likely still be useful to you.
  • Back Taxes - Wrong Answer Guide by nastymastadaddy. A list of just the Wrong Answers of the Day, in button only form. Base game is in the first post, DLC is in the second.
  • Back Taxes Complete List by Itsbrown4606. Another list of just the Wrong Answers of the day, with the buttons and the text of the answer. Base game is the linked post, and scroll up to the achievement guide for the DLC.
  • Road Map and Achievement Guide by Itsbrown4606. Obviously quite useful in getting the achievements.

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Episode 01: Supreme Court Children’s Vitamins Back to Top

1. :xbut: 63

2. :xbut: "Overuses the sauce squirters."

3. :bbut: Guan

4. :bbut: Captain Hook

5. DisOrDat

Innocent:
:xbut:
Pope

Lucky:
:bbut:
Britney

Urban:
:xbut:
Pope

Outrageous:
:bbut:
Britney

Hilarius:
:xbut:
Pope

Toxic:
:bbut:
Britney

Lonely:
:bbut:
Britney

6. :bbut: 12 Pez per Perez Pez

7. :abut: 2009

8. Correct Answer: :bbut: a Veggie Lover's Pizza

8. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: a Super Supreme Pizza

9. :abut: both have perfect cleavage

10. :abut: pour hot fryer oil on them

11. JACK ATTACK

Medusa:
snakes

Chia Head:
leaves

Cabbage Patch Kids:
yarn

Pinhead:
pins

Ghost Rider:
fire

Barbie:
nylon

the Scarecrow:
straw

 

 

Episode 02: Fistable Bowling Equipment, Inc. Back to Top

1. :abut: Baby Kermit

2. Correct Answer: :bbut: "Talkin' to saints is just one tool from the religious shed."

2. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: "Get your head out of the gutter."

3. :abut: the FLEET ADMIRAL of fleece

4. DisOrDat

Woman in a Rocking Chair:
:bbut:
Renoir

Two Young Girls at the Piano:
:bbut:
Renoir

Dog Eats Dinner:
:xbut:
YouTube

Grape Lady Falls:
:xbut:
YouTube

Young Boy with a Cat:
:bbut:
Renoir

History of Dance:
:xbut:
YouTube

Nude on Cushions:
:bbut:
Renoir

5. :abut: about 6.02 x 10^23 moles

6. :ybut: an ELEPHANT eating a PEANUT

7. :xbut: Avatar

8. :bbut: Lite-Brite

9. :xbut: ?uestlove

10. :xbut: five

11. JACK ATTACK

PBS:
public

1080p TV:
progressive

P. Diddy:
Puff

HPV:
papilloma

chemical symbol "P":
phosphorous

P.T. Barnum:
Phineas

p.m.:
post

 

 

Episode 03: Buoyant Baby Water Cribs Back to Top

1. :ybut: Lady Godiva

2. :ybut: I'm Very Angry That It's Not Butter

3. DisOrDat

candlenut:
:xbut:
spice

spikenard:
:xbut:
spice

cameltoe:
:bbut:
fashion faux pas

catnip:
:xbut:
spice

monoboob:
:bbut:
fashion faux pas

front butt:
:bbut:
fashion faux pas

Chinese anise:
:xbut:
spice

4. :xbut: Prison Break

5. :bbut: the guys on Mount Rushmore

6. :abut: Uruguay Shore

7. :bbut: get a sex change

8. :xbut: 11 dimensions of decent compatibility

9. Correct Answer: :abut: Witch's Broom

9. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Cat's Cradle

10. :bbut: XL

11. JACK ATTACK

SpongeBob SquarePants:
Patrick Star

Oprah Winfrey:
Gayle King

Corey Haim:
Corey Feldman

Frodo:
Samwise

Bart Simpson:
Milhouse van Houten

Ben Affleck:
Matt Damon

Wayne Campbell:
Garth Algar

 

 

Episode 04: Fat-Mouth Fascist Fish Back to Top

1. :bbut: top, middle case

2. :xbut: Starburst

3. :bbut: Jennifer Lopez's JOINT

4. DisOrDat

Chocolate Factory:
:xbut:
R. Kelly

Marshmallow Blaster:
:bbut:
Toys R Us

Water Pop Blaster:
:bbut:
Toys R Us

12 Play:
:xbut:
R. Kelly

Rockstar Bounce House:
:bbut:
Toys R Us

Double Up:
:xbut:
R. Kelly

Rockin' Roll Girls:
:bbut:
Toys R Us

5. :abut: Panera's Pangaea Panini

6. :ybut: 8 ShamWows

7. :abut: Lego, Eggo, Prego

8. Correct Answer: :ybut: moe. singing "My Mashed Fruit (Pulp & All)"

8. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: Phish singing "You're Bitter"

9. :xbut: become MORE REFINED as an actor

10. :abut: Cockburn Town

11. JACK ATTACK

Spider-Man:
Aunt May

pancake mix:
Aunt Jemima

Dorothy Gale:
Auntie Em

Harry Potter:
Aunt Petunia

pretzel shop:
Auntie Anne's

Lisa Simpson:
Aunts Patty and Selma

bread:
Aunt Millie's

 

 

Episode 05: Fashion Barrel Barrel Wear Back to Top

1. :abut: admitting you have a Pringle problem

2. :abut: Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster

3. :bbut: Bee, Bea, Be, B

4. :xbut: Archibald Asparagus

5. DisOrDat

flying jib:
:bbut:
pirate ship

captain's chair:
:abut:
both

plank:
:abut:
both

ball bridge:
:xbut:
ab exercise

keel:
:bbut:
pirate ship

cable chops:
:xbut:
ab exercise

fore boom:
:bbut:
pirate ship

6. :ybut: brokebacK2

7. :abut: to keep track of his shrubbery

8. :bbut: Ernest Hemingway

9. Correct Answer: :ybut: "Table for 2.6" at the Cheesecake Factory

9. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: "Table for 3.5" at Cracker Barrel

10. :ybut: Garfield-hotep

11. JACK ATTACK

garbanzo bean:
chickpea

scallion:
green onion

squab:
pigeon

prawn:
shrimp

hazelnut:
filbert

submarine sandwich:
hero

calamari:
squid

 

 

Episode 06: Romanticlip Tandem Toenail Clippers Back to Top

1. :xbut: the Cenozoic Era

2. :ybut: the butcher

3. :abut: @Shake$peare

4. Correct Answer: :xbut: the N.Y. JETS

4. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: the L.A. CLIPPERS

5. DisOrDat

Hidden Valley Ranch:
:xbut:
ranch dressing

Cherry Patch Ranch:
:bbut:
Nevada brothel

Moonlight Bunny Ranch:
:bbut:
Nevada brothel

Wish-Bone Ranch:
:xbut:
ranch dressing

Chicken Ranch:
:bbut:
Nevada brothel

Annie's Natural Cowgirl Ranch:
:xbut:
ranch dressing

Marie's Creamy Ranch:
:xbut:
ranch dressing

6. :bbut: as long as the "Twilight" movie New Moon

7. :xbut: five Snuggies

8. :ybut: Archie, golden arches, Arch

9. :ybut: "WIND TURBINES can blow me!"

10. :abut: "Listen, you 16 dogs were dope!"

11. JACK ATTACK

Uncle Sam:
top hat

Baby Huey:
bonnet

conspiracy theorists:
tin foil hat

Packers fans:
Cheesehead hat

Yosemite Sam:
ten-gallon hat

Axl Rose:
bandana

Ali G:
yellow beanie

 

 

Episode 07: Granny's Roach Butter Back to Top

1. :bbut: for life

2. Correct Answer: :xbut: horn #2: "O Tannenbaum"

2. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: horn #1: "La Cucaracha"

3. :bbut: 24-Karat Low-Fat Pretzel Sticks

4. DisOrDat

What You Want Is What You Get:
:xbut:
McDonald's

Every Time a Good Time:
:xbut:
McDonald's

I'm Qualified to Satisfy You:
:bbut:
Barry White

Put a Smile On:
:xbut:
McDonald's

I've Got So Much to Give:
:bbut:
Barry White

I'm Lovin' It:
:xbut:
McDonald's

Never, Never Gonna Give You Up:
:bbut:
Barry White

5. :xbut: Michelangelo's David

6. :bbut: dissociative identity disorder

7. :bbut: a dorder collie

8. :abut: drive in a straight line to your destination

9. :abut: a LOGANBERRY Tour

10. :abut: MOM - WOW

11. JACK ATTACK

Christopher Columbus:
India

Marlin the Clownfish:
Nemo

Neil Young:
a heart of gold

Ponce de Leon:
fountain of youth

Buddy the Elf:
his father

Captain John H. Miller:
Private Ryan

Joshua Waitzkin:
Bobby Fischer

 

 

Episode 08: Brownana Banana Toasters Back to Top

1. :ybut: She'd die.

2. :bbut: He's Just Not That Into You

3. DisOrDat

Take That:
:xbut:
boy band

Cutter:
:bbut:
insect repellent

98 Degrees:
:xbut:
boy band

Damage:
:xbut:
boy band

OFF!:
:bbut:
insect repellent

Ultra-Pure:
:bbut:
insect repellent

O-Zone:
:xbut:
boy band

4. :xbut: Natesbook

5. :ybut: 12 suspicious bulls and steers

6. Correct Answer: :bbut: nickel (N)

6. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: potassium (K)

7. :bbut: "MEAT SUBSTITUTES rule!"

8. :xbut: "Safe!"

9. :xbut: Cracker Jacks

10. :xbut: The Mystery of Edwin Drood

11. JACK ATTACK

Terminator 2:
Judgement Day

Speed 2:
Cruise Control

Scooby-Doo 2:
Monsters Unleashed

Barbershop 2:
Back in Business

Home Alone 2:
Lost in New York

Miss Congeniality 2:
Armed and Fabulous

X2:
X-Men United

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Episode 09: Hopalong Harry's One-Leg-At-A-Time Pantorium Back to Top

1. :xbut: 1400 degrees Fahrenheit

2. :abut: a chain with an iced-out albatross

3. :bbut: Ed Harris cutting chicken parm for Neil Patrick Harris

4. :bbut: "Wherefore Do Fools Fall in Love?"

5. DisOrDat

Opportunity:
:xbut:
Successories poster

Dignity:
:bbut:
adult diaper

Certainty:
:bbut:
adult diaper

Poise:
:bbut:
adult diaper

Confidence:
:xbut:
Successories poster

Tranquility:
:bbut:
adult diaper

Perseverance:
:xbut:
Successories poster

6. Correct Answer: :ybut: Luke Skywalker

6. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: Captain Ahab

7. :xbut: "roll over"

8. :xbut: He'll finish the gallon, but will be violently ill for weeks.

9. :xbut: Count Chocula

10. :abut: the Spider-Man kiss

11. JACK ATTACK

Snow White:
dwarfs

heptagon:
sides

Catholicism:
deadly sins

Stephen R. Covey:
Habits of Effective People

yoga:
chakras

Rome:
hills

Kurosawa's masterpiece:
Samurai

 

 

Episode 10: BloodCo. Back to Top

1. :xbut: alliteration

2. :xbut: His ears will be stronger.

3. :bbut: The Tower of B@bble

4. Correct Answer: :ybut: The Mummy

4. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: Dracula

5. DisOrDat

anti-breakage system:
:bbut:
Nexxus shampoo

digital compass:
:xbut:
Nexus phone

volume control:
:abut:
both

noise cancellation:
:xbut:
Nexus phone

100:000:1 contrast ratio:
:xbut:
Nexus phone

heat protection:
:bbut:
Nexxus shampoo

NOT tested on animals:
:abut:
both

6. :bbut: four Oliver Stones high

7. :bbut: 78

8. :xbut: Mahatma Gandhi

9. :ybut: the stack of barrels

10. :ybut: Iron Man

11. JACK ATTACK

Scrooge:
Jacob Marley

Ichabod Crane:
Headless Horseman

Pac-Man:
Blinky

Cole Sear:
Dr. Malcolm Crowe

Zorak:
Space Ghost

Simba:
Mufasa

the Ghostbusters:
Slimer

 

 

Episode 11: Country Charm Indoor Outhouses Back to Top

1. :xbut: "Two Girls, 1/2 Pint"

2. :xbut: will.i.have been

3. :xbut: "WWII Rationing Fashion Tips!"

4. DisOrDat

Baywatch:
:bbut:
worst

The Howard Stern Show:
:bbut:
worst

Hogan's Heroes:
:bbut:
worst

Bewitched:
:xbut:
best

Star Trek: The Next Generation:
:xbut:
best

The Brady Bunch Hour:
:bbut:
worst

Barney & Friends:
:bbut:
worst

5. Correct Answer: :xbut: Keno

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: Craps

6. :xbut: "WELCOME TO INDIANAPOLIS MOTOR SPEEDWAY!!!"

7. :abut: Captain Morgan, Cap'n Crunch, Captain Planet

8. :ybut: the Memphis Archbishops

9. :bbut: They've both lived in Scranton, Pennsylvania.

10. :xbut: to Afghanistan

11. JACK ATTACK

Luke Skywalker:
Obi-Wan Kenobi

Wilbur the pig:
Charlotte

Helen Keller:
Anne Sullivan

Neo:
Morpheus

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
Splinter

Sancho Panza:
Don Quixote

King Arthur:
Merlin

 

 

Episode 12: The Girly Drink Supply Warehouse Back to Top

1. :ybut: The Jonas First Cousins, Once Removed

2. :xbut: just below the knee

3. Correct Answer: :xbut: Jerry

3. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: Cosmo

4. DisOrDat

Penelope Smallbone:
:xbut:
Bond girl

Mary Goodnight:
:xbut:
Bond girl

Strawberry Fields:
:xbut:
Bond girl

Prairie Dawn:
:bbut:
Sesame Street

Sherry Netherland:
:bbut:
Sesame Street

Abby Cadabby:
:bbut:
Sesame Street

Christmas Jones:
:bbut:
Bond girl

5. :xbut: June 22

6. :abut: butterfly, pupa, caterpillar, egg

7. :abut: Arizona

8. :bbut: South Tacific

9. :bbut: "My Name Is (ORANGE)"

10. :bbut: Blue Danube on kazoo

11. JACK ATTACK

England:
U.K.

retirement plan:
401(k)

US president:
JFK

cereal:
Special K

Olympic event:
5k

convenience store:
Circle K

"I'm joking" text:
jk

 

 

Episode 13: You've Got Gall! Gall Stone Jewelers Back to Top

1. :xbut: They both owned a factory.

2. :abut: Horchata

3. :bbut: a huge chunk of EARTH

4. :abut: If Roast Beef Could Fly by Jay Leno

5. DisOrDat

The Cloister:
:xbut:
fancy hotel

The Privy:
:bbut:
toilet

The Swag:
:xbut:
fancy hotel

The Little Nell:
:xbut:
fancy hotel

The Netty:
:bbut:
toilet

The Breakers:
:xbut:
fancy hotel

The Bog:
:bbut:
toilet

6. :ybut: pour vinegar on it

7. :bbut: "32 teams, 32 noodles!"

8. :abut: Cameron Diaz

9. :bbut: 5:35 am

10. Correct Answer: :abut: Pepe le Pew

10. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: Charles de Galle

11. JACK ATTACK

Jake Gyllenhaal:
Maggie

Malia Obama:
Sasha

Jessica Simpson:
Ashlee

Jason Bateman:
Justine

Jem Finch:
Scout

Ross Gellar:
Monica

Donny Osmond:
Marie

 

 

Episode 14: What-a-Prick Cactus Company Back to Top

1. :xbut: 1/2 of a Lovato

2. :xbut: "The Hippopotamus Hunt!"

3. DisOrDat

Citizens of Humanity:
:bbut:
jeans

People's Liberation:
:bbut:
jeans

Call to Action:
:xbut:
non-profit

7 For All Mankind:
:bbut:
jeans

Global Impact:
:xbut:
non-profit

True Religion:
:bbut:
jeans

Rock and Republic:
:bbut:
jeans

4. :xbut: 9:00 AM until 9:18 AM

5. :ybut: Doom

6. :bbut: $19.89

7. Correct Answer: :abut: mountain biking on MARS

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: a biathlon through the GOBI DESERT

8. :xbut: a frilly apron with the words "Do Not Resuscitate!"

9. :abut: Quidditch, Skee-Ball, bumper pool

10. :ybut: whale fingers

11. JACK ATTACK

Luke Skywalker:
C-3P0

John Connor:
The Terminator

Conan O'Brien:
Pimpbot 3000

Pee Wee Herman:
Conky

Sam Witwicky:
Optimus Prime

Godzilla:
Mechagodzilla

Dave Bowman:
HAL2000

 

 

Episode 15: Rug Munchers Dietary Flooring Back to Top

1. :bbut: Squidward

2. :bbut: Pigtails in a Blanket

3. Correct Answer: :xbut: Go pull over, Speed Racer, go!

3. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: Go floor it Speed Racer, go!

4. :abut: Deal or No Deal

5. DisOrDat

Love and kindness are the very basis of society.:
:xbut:
Dalai Lama

Japan is amazing.:
:bbut:
Taylor Swift

I feel sort of like a crumpled up shirt.:
:bbut:
Taylor Swift

Others have the right to happiness, just like yourself.:
:xbut:
Dalai Lama

My new favorite animal is the koala.:
:bbut:
Taylor Swift

The non-violent way is the human way.:
:xbut:
Dalai Lama

I may or may not have just gone on a tiny muffin binge.:
:bbut:
Taylor Swift

6. :bbut: "It's so RAW and CHOPPY."

7. :abut: the temperature of an Olympic swimming pool

8. :xbut: No Country For Old Men

9. :ybut: Tropicana

10. :bbut: more than half a wolf

11. JACK ATTACK

Luke & Owen:
Wilson

Randy & Dennis:
Quaid

Jeff & Beau:
Bridges

Mark & Donnie:
Wahlberg

Joel & Ethan:
Coen

Frank & Sylvester:
Stallone

Ben & Casey:
Affleck

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Episode 16: Grin Toothpaste Kegs Back to Top

1. :bbut: as wide as a KING, as long as a CALIFORNIA KING

2. :abut: sneakers for plus-size women

3. :xbut: one and a half lives

4. DisOrDat

Flopsy:
:bbut:
Beatrix Potter

Dropsy:
:xbut:
fish disease

Mopsy:
:bbut:
Beatrix Potter

Bloat:
:xbut:
fish disease

Hunca Munca:
:bbut:
Beatrix Potter

Ick:
:xbut:
fish disease

Pigling Bland:
:bbut:
Beatrix Potter

5. :ybut: the REVOLUTIONARY weight-loss WAR

6. Correct Answer: :bbut: Batman studying zoology at DARTMOUTH

6. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: Wonder Woman learning Greek at COLGATE

7. :xbut: Close Encounters of the Third Kind & Star Wars (1977)

8. :abut: Franklin D. Roosevelt

9. :ybut: Intellectual Spice

10. :abut: Simba

11. JACK ATTACK

pig:
"Oink!"

pirate:
"Arrr!"

cat:
"Meow!"

Wolverine's claws:
"Snikt!"

yoga instructor:
"Om!"

Beaker:
"Meep!"

Homer:
"D'oh!"

 

 

Episode 17: Digitensils Electronic Utensils Back to Top

1. :xbut: 38%

2. :bbut: March 15: beware! Beware!

3. :abut: decide if there would be a tribal council at all

4. DisOrDat

Aspercreme:
:bbut:
pain-relief cream

Mississippi Mud:
:xbut:
ice cream

Gold Medal Ribbon:
:xbut:
ice cream

Icy Hot:
:bbut:
pain-relief cream

Australian Dream:
:bbut:
pain-relief cream

Mineral Ice:
:bbut:
pain-relief cream

Love Potion #31:
:xbut:
ice cream

5. Correct Answer: :bbut: hang from the chandelier with his ADHESIVE PADS

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: kiss all the ladies with his FORKED TONGUE

6. :xbut: nice and DRY

7. :xbut: Little Miss Venezuelan Tropical Rainstorm

8. :ybut: Bengals - Lions - Panthers

9. :bbut: Ross and Monica

10. :bbut: What Not to Wear if You're Amish

11. JACK ATTACK

Dwight Schrute:
Michael Scott

E Street Band:
Bruce Springsteen

Prof. McGonagall:
Prof. Dumbledore

Peter Parker:
J. Jonah Jameson

James Bond:
M

Liz Lemon:
Jack Donaghy

Elaine Benes:
J. Peterman

 

 

Episode 18: Crazy Oedea's Discount Amoebas Back to Top

1. :ybut: starboard

2. :bbut: "Great, now I have OIL all on my butt!"

3. Correct Answer: :xbut: "I've seen you TELEGRAPH me signals all night."

3. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: "I lost my CELL number, can I have yours?"

4. :abut: Toronto MAPLE LEAFS

5. DisOrDat

Marie Callender:
:xbut:
real foodie

Aunt Jemima:
:bbut:
fake foodie

Duncan Hines:
:xbut:
real foodie

Oscar Mayer:
:xbut:
real foodie

Mrs. Butterworth:
:bbut:
fake foodie

Jimmy Dean:
:xbut:
real foodie

Uncle Ben:
:bbut:
fake foodie

6. :xbut: a full-slab

7. :ybut: Eyjafjallajökull

8. :bbut: Nounds

9. :ybut: "What a VIXEN!"

10. :xbut: Ground Sirloinwad

11. JACK ATTACK

Indiana:
Jones

Tennessee:
Williams

Virginia:
Madsen

Minnesota:
Fats

Washington:
Irving

Michigan:
J. Frog

Georgia:
O'Keefe

 

 

Episode 19: The Insincere Greeting Card Factory Back to Top

1. :abut: Steel Kid

2. :bbut: a dog on a log

3. :bbut: Life's a BEAST.

4. :xbut: "Mom, you make me feel like a King! XXX, Simba!"

5. DisOrDat

Heidegger:
:xbut:
German philosopher

Horkheimer:
:xbut:
German philosopher

Knackwurst:
:bbut:
German sausage

Lipps:
:xbut:
German philosopher

Schopenhauer:
:xbut:
German philosopher

Braunschweiger:
:bbut:
German sausage

Stippgrutze:
:bbut:
German sausage

6. Correct Answer: :ybut: Brooks & Ronnie Dunn

6. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: Hall & Mark Oates

7. :abut: Children, Women, Men

8. :bbut: Merchant of Venice with Jeff Foxworthy

9. :abut: Nicaraguan rats

10. :bbut: "Uff! He should put some ice on his STAMEN!"

11. JACK ATTACK

"Put your left hand in...":
Hokey Pokey

"Strike a pose...":
Vogue

"Just slide, baby slide...":
Tootsie Roll

"A little bit softer now...":
"Shout"

"One hop this time...":
Cha Cha Slide

"Heel, toe, do-si-do...":
Boot Scootin' Boogie

"It's just a jump to the left...":
The Time Warp

 

 

Episode 20: Dick's Dickeys Back to Top

1. :ybut: Yes, up to five toes per Croc Croc.

2. :abut: a Swiffer Duster

3. :ybut: 1/3,000

4. :bbut: Arizona Wildcats

5. DisOrDat

Wopsie:
:xbut:
Dickens

Smoofer:
:bbut:
fart

Bumble:
:xbut:
Dickens

Buzfuz:
:xbut:
Dickens

Flabbergaster:
:bbut:
fart

Creakle:
:xbut:
Dickens

Mudslapper:
:bbut:
fart

6. :abut: Sweden

7. :ybut: "I can be whoever you want me to be!"

8. :abut: mechanically separated chicken, water, pork

9. Correct Answer: :bbut: Diary of a Wimpy Kid

9. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Fun with Dick and Jane

10. :bbut: Lava Sauce

11. JACK ATTACK

Michael Jackson:
King of Pop

Kevin James:
King of Queens

Jesus Christ:
King of Kings

Budweiser:
King of Beers

Hank Hill:
King of the Hill

a lion:
King of Beasts

Howard Stern:
King of All Media

 

 

Episode 21: Magic Pudding Back to Top

1. :xbut: every 500 years

2. :ybut: Slash/Virgule

3. DisOrDat

The Sheboygan Press:
:xbut:
newspaper

The Cleveland Steamer:
:bbut:
sex act

The Columbus Dispatch:
:xbut:
newspaper

The Wichita Eagle:
:xbut:
newspaper

The Toledo Blade:
:xbut:
newspaper

The Alaskan Pipeline:
:bbut:
sex act

The New Orleans Welcome:
:bbut:
sex act

4. :xbut: CSI: Miami

5. :xbut: "Night Fever"

6. :ybut: "Spouse is gone, and I got one thing on my mind: CORN!"

7. :ybut: "SOUND WAVES are fascists!"

8. :xbut: Keanu Reeves

9. Correct Answer: :xbut: Brill-O

9. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Jell-O

10. :abut: canines

11. JACK ATTACK

vampire lovers:
Team Edward

Andy Richter:
Team Coco

B.A. Baracus:
The A-Team

profane marionettes:
Team America

Jordan & Johnson:
Dream Team

minor league player:
farm team

union workers:
Teamsters

 

 

Episode 22: Ted's Drop Dead Gorgeous Body Bags Back to Top

1. :abut: "This medicated pad will wipe away that massive STORM!"

2. :xbut: They would have expanded their tours westward.

3. :bbut: a sassy STORK

4. :bbut: the dragon would drool

5. DisOrDat

bladdernut:
:xbut:
tree

buckeye:
:xbut:
tree

saddleback:
:bbut:
medical condition

black gum:
:xbut:
tree

clubfoot:
:bbut:
medical condition

shadbush:
:xbut:
tree

old man's beard:
:xbut:
tree

6. :bbut: Section C (70 meters away)

7. :ybut: It's Always Sunny in Yuma, Arizona

8. Correct Answer: :xbut: STD

8. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: DOA

9. :ybut: They'd really RESIN-ate with audiences.

10. :xbut: Top of the Eiffel Tower Climb

11. JACK ATTACK

Princes Leia:
Death Star

Number Six:
The Village

Jack Shephard:
The Island

Ron Burgundy:
glass case of emotion

Princess Peach:
Bowser's Castle

a genie:
lamp

R Kelly:
Closet

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Episode 23: Reformed Robots Housecleaning Company Back to Top

1. :xbut: Carts couldn't escape the mass of the parking lot.

2. Correct Answer: :bbut: Samba No. 5

2. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: Roomba No. 5

3. :bbut: Nemo

4. DisOrDat

Breathing Lessons:
:xbut:
Pulitzer

How Not to Be Seen:
:bbut:
Python

A Good Scent from a Strange Mountain:
:xbut:
Pulitzer

The Cheese Shop:
:bbut:
Python

Tinkers:
:xbut:
Pulitzer

Hitler in England:
:bbut:
Python

Argument Clinic:
:bbut:
Python

5. :xbut: "It quenches a SEVERE thirst!"

6. :bbut: factorial

7. :abut: Gladiator

8. :bbut: Merriam-Webster's entry on Merriam-Webster

9. :abut: Malcolm X, XXX

10. :abut: "I'm doin' some SOUTH AMERICAN shore seashellin'!"

11. JACK ATTACK

Santa:
full beard

Wolverine:
mutton chops

Mark Twain:
walrus mustache

Homer Simpson:
five o'clock shadow

Howie Mandel:
soul patch

John Waters:
pencil mustache

Splinter:
fu manchu

 

 

Episode 24: Salvador's Unnecessary Animal Hybrids Back to Top

1. :ybut: "XX-z!"

2. Correct Answer: :xbut: Dr. Venkman

2. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: Dr. Moreau

3. DisOrDat

Urimax:
:xbut:
pee drug

Lorax:
:bbut:
Dr. Seuss

Flomax:
:xbut:
pee drug

Flummox:
:bbut:
Dr. Seuss

Rapaflo:
:xbut:
pee drug

Zax:
:bbut:
Dr. Seuss

Thing One:
:bbut:
Dr. Seuss

4. :abut: Prince of Iran

5. :xbut: Willis Tower in Chicago

6. :ybut: T-Jeff

7. :ybut: Prince

8. :bbut: "Polly want a MILK!"

9. :ybut: Lindsay Lohan

10. :xbut: port access

11. JACK ATTACK

Snoopy:
beagle

Santa's Little Helper:
greyhound

Beethoven:
St. Bernard

Scooby-Doo:
Great Dane

Lassie:
collie

Target mascot:
Bull Terrier

Taco Bell mascot:
chihuahua

 

 

Episode 25: No Surprise Jack-in-the-Boxes Back to Top

1. :xbut: Wile E. Coyote

2. :ybut: the Pacific Northwest section

3. DisOrDat

Tunney v. Dempsey:
:bbut:
boxing

Plessy v. Ferguson:
:xbut:
Supreme Court

Gideon v. Wainwright:
:xbut:
Supreme Court

Marbury v. Madison:
:xbut:
Supreme Court

Louis V. Schmeling:
:bbut:
boxing

Miranda v. Arizona:
:xbut:
Supreme Court

Liston v. Clay:
:bbut:
boxing

4. :xbut: Electrocuting an Elephant

5. :bbut: Each of them Attended school overseas.

6. :bbut: carbon dioxide balloons

7. :bbut: her hips don't know they're lying

8. Correct Answer: :abut: the Smoke Monster eating SMOKED MUENSTER cheese

8. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Jack Shephard eating SHEPHERD'S PIE

9. :xbut: The Cat in the Hat

10. :xbut: "I'm seeing an otolaryngologist about my sore throat."

11. JACK ATTACK

Canada:
maple leaf

Japan:
red dot

California:
bear

end of Nascar race:
black & white checkers

pirate:
skull and crossbones

Olympics:
interlocking rings

Rohan:
horse

 

 

Episode 26: Owensville H.S. Lost and Found Outlet Store Back to Top

1. :ybut: the introduction of FOREIGN tighty-whities

2. :xbut: Lil' Romeo

3. :bbut: a Prevacid

4. DisOrDat

Dr. Bold:
:bbut:
Dr. Pepper knock-off

Dr. Koop:
:xbut:
Surgeon General

Dr. Shasta:
:bbut:
Dr. Pepper knock-off

Dr. Satcher:
:xbut:
Surgeon General

Dr. Elders:
:xbut:
Surgeon General

Dr. Thunder:
:bbut:
Dr. Pepper knock-off

Dr. Benjamin:
:xbut:
Surgeon General

5. :xbut: "Hey, it's porky the pig's ass!"

6. :ybut: nepotism

7. :abut: developing a brighter yellow skin

8. :ybut: The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, Baywatch Nights, Joey

9. :xbut: Projekt Landebahn

10. Correct Answer: :bbut: 31-17

10. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: 9-12

11. JACK ATTACK

syrup lady:
Mrs. Butterworth

cookie lady:
Mrs. Fields

Chicago fire lady:
Mrs. O'Leary

seasoning lady:
Mrs. Dash

The Graduate
lady:
Mrs. Robinson

Virginia Woolf's novel lady:
Mrs. Dalloway

Robin Williams as a lady:
Mrs. Doubtfire

 

 

Episode 27: Fat Jim's Weasel Jerky Back to Top

1. :bbut: the crown of grains

2. :bbut: Charlize Theron

3. :xbut: a little over a million times

4. DisOrDat

Morning Thunder:
:xbut:
tea

Fast & Furious:
:bbut:
Diesel

Tension Tamer:
:xbut:
tea

Fast Lane:
:xbut:
tea

Pitch Black:
:bbut:
Diesel

Red Zinger:
:xbut:
tea

Awakenings:
:bbut:
Diesel

5. :xbut: The Bhut Jolokia Hot Chili Peppers

6. :bbut: "Drinking orange juice will help prevent a cold."

7. Correct Answer: :ybut: Albus Dumbledore

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: Ron Weasley

8. :bbut: Nartin Van Duren

9. :abut: *****. The meat pies are to die for!

10. :bbut: a 420 lb. very pregnant Tina Fey

11. JACK ATTACK

caterpillar:
butterfly

Pinocchio:
real boy

Optimus Prime:
truck

The Ugly Duckling:
swan

Gregor Samsa:
insect

Cinderella's coach:
pumpkin

Chastity Bono:
man

 

 

Episode 28: Burnie's Baby-Browning Tanning Beds Back to Top

1. :abut: GOLD MasterCard

2. :bbut: the caramelly EMERGENT layer

3. :abut: XP

4. Correct Answer: :xbut: House

4. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Burn Notice

5. DisOrDat

Pretoria:
:xbut:
world capital

Burberry:
:bbut:
fashion designer

Ungaro:
:bbut:
fashion designer

Montevideo:
:xbut:
world capital

Dakar:
:xbut:
world capital

Hermes:
:bbut:
fashion designer

Demeulemeester:
:xbut:
world capital

6. :bbut: "If you believed, they put TWELVE men on the moon"

7. :abut: onomatopoeia

8. :ybut: The Baldwin brothers

9. :bbut: a virgin

10. :bbut: a ram

11. JACK ATTACK

Shrek:
Mike Myers

Sheriff Woody:
Tom Hanks

Po the Panda:
Jack Black

Chicken Little:
Zach Braff

Mr. Incredible:
Craig T. Nelson

Marmaduke:
Owen Wilson

Manny the Woolly Mammoth:
Ray Romano

 

 

Episode 29: Beautiful on the Inside Surgical Artwork Back to Top

1. :xbut: one and a half minutes

2. Correct Answer: :bbut: Donnie Brasco

2. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Scarface

3. :bbut: They play in a dome

4. DisOrDat

Sullivan & Cromwell:
:xbut:
law firm

Ashford & Simpson:
:bbut:
musical duo

Covington & Burling:
:xbut:
law firm

Hall & Oates:
:bbut:
musical duo

Seals & Crofts:
:bbut:
musical duo

Kirkland & Ellis:
:xbut:
law firm

Loggins & Messina:
:bbut:
musical duo

5. :bbut: "I FENCED a Girl"

6. :ybut: "You: Babe in tower with lamp. Me: Dude in ocean."

7. :abut: a banana

8. :bbut: Holden Caulfield's

9. :bbut: Pot4bellys

10. :xbut: a Waterford Crystal YAM

11. JACK ATTACK

Dr. Van Helsing:
Dracula

Dr. Alan Grant:
Jurassic Park

Dr. Emmett Brown:
Back to the Future

Dr. Octavius:
Spider Man 2

Doc Holliday:
Tombstone

Dr. Richard Kimble:
The Fugitive

Dr. Zaius:
Planet of the Apes

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Episode 30: Pot-O-Man Toilet Ottomans Back to Top

1. :abut: Tchaikovsky

2. :ybut: a nickel

3. :abut: the lead singer of the Rolling Stones

4. DisOrDat

Robin Hood:
:bbut:
myth

the Red Baron:
:xbut:
real

Paul Bunyan:
:bbut:
myth

Uncle Sam:
:bbut:
myth

Geronimo:
:xbut:
real

Pecos Bill:
:bbut:
myth

Johnny Appleseed:
:xbut:
real

5. :abut: SNOW Dogs

6. :xbut: "Fudge you, scabs!"

7. :xbut: Atlanta's fondness for Dallas

8. Correct Answer: :abut: "THE BRUCE is mad!"

8. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: "THE JOHN will smash you!"

9. :bbut: 405

10. :xbut: add a laugh track

11. JACK ATTACK

Freddy Krueger:
Elm Street

Bert & Ernie:
Sesame Street

Sweeney Todd:
Fleet Street

Bruce Springsteen:
E Street

Mardi Gras partiers:
Bourbon Street

Sherlock Holmes:
Baker Street

British prime minister:
Downing Street

 

 

Episode 31: Mr. Cow's Presidential Grilled Cheese Sandwiches Back to Top

1. :bbut: Dopey

2. :xbut: seven Star magazines

3. DisOrDat

Felicity Merriman:
:xbut:
American Girl

Susan Atkins:
:bbut:
Manson girl

Lanie Holland:
:xbut:
American Girl

Patricia Krenwinkel:
:bbut:
Manson girl

Kit Kittredge:
:xbut:
American Girl

Addy Walker:
:xbut:
American Girl

Leslie Van Houten:
:bbut:
Manson

4. :bbut: Stewie would kill Peter and marry Lois.

5. :ybut: Alabama/Pennsylvania/California

6. Correct Answer: :bbut: The Ronco Automatic Pasta Maker

6. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: The George Foreman Grill

7. :ybut: WWF, WDW, WWW, WOW

8. :ybut: "I like 'em firm and GRADUALLY GROWIN'"

9. :ybut: "May the QUANTUM Force be with you."

10. :xbut: the Suspension-stad

11. JACK ATTACK

Santa:
sleigh

Aladdin:
carpet

Hermione Granger:
broom

Elliott and E.T.:
bicycle

Snoopy:
doghouse

Marty McFly:
DeLorean

Howl:
castle

 

 

Episode 32: Rocky's Rodent Rockets Back to Top

1. :bbut: boil her, then drop her in ice water

2. DisOrDat

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
:
:xbut:
complete sentence

The New Adventures of Old Christine
:
:bbut:
sentence fragment

America's Got Talent
:
:xbut:
complete sentence

America's Next Top Model
:
:bbut:
sentence fragment

How I Met Your Mother
:
:bbut:
sentence fragment

Curb Your Enthusiasm
:
:xbut:
complete sentence

What Not To Wear
:
:bbut:
sentence fragment

3. :ybut: five First Ladies of the United States

4. :bbut: "This pastwami tastes gweat!"

5. :xbut: cunnerdund

6. :xbut: a pint glass

7. Correct Answer: :bbut: Stomp

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: the Rockettes

8. :xbut: Icarus

9. :bbut: both are impressionists

10. :abut: dip my toes in it

11. JACK ATTACK

Pandora's box:
all evils

penalty box:
hockey players

black box:
flight data

Schrödinger's box:
a cat

Redbox:
DVD rentals

pillar box:
British mail

Justin Timberlake's
SNL
box:
a d*ck

 

 

Episode 33: Bobbe's Knobbe Shoppe Back to Top

1. :bbut: the chimera

2. :abut: His film won "Best Picture" at the Venice Film Festival.

3. DisOrDat

Pastor Ted Haggard:
:xbut:
with a man

Governor Eliot Spitzer:
:bbut:
with a woman

Senator John Edwards:
:bbut:
with a woman

Congressman Mark Foley:
:xbut:
with a man

President Bill Clinton:
:bbut:
with a woman

Senator Larry Craig:
:xbut:
with a man

David Letterman:
:bbut:
with a woman

4. :xbut: 144 dirty adult diapers

5. Correct Answer: :abut: the Finger Lakes

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: Nob Hill

6. :bbut: the lead antagonist in Les Miserables

7. :bbut: 180 feet

8. :bbut: read the Tuesday newspaper

9. :xbut: M-O-R-T-A-D-E-L-L-A

10. :abut: 960 bowls

11. JACK ATTACK

Beatles ballad:
"Hey Jude"

Idol
reality show:
Hey Paula

Outkast hit:
"Hey Ya"

Nickelodeon cartoon:
Hey Arnold!

Earnest
movies catchphrase:
"Hey Vern!"

nursery rhyme:
"Hey Diddle Diddle"

Willie Mays:
The Say Hey Kid

 

 

Episode 34: Hawaii Hal's Lava Lampshades Back to Top

1. :ybut: 13 slices of Canadian bacon

2. :xbut: (5.4) consecutive summers

3. :ybut: Saul the Snowshoe Hare

4. DisOrDat

Corleggy:
:bbut:
cheese

Flustard:
:xbut:
Seuss

Munch Hunch:
:xbut:
Seuss

Wensleydale:
:bbut:
cheese

Gubbeen:
:bbut:
cheese

Stroodel:
:xbut:
Seuss

Chura Kampo:
:bbut:
cheese

5. :bbut: "Idiot!"

6. Correct Answer: :bbut: St. Agnes

6. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: St. Helen

7. :bbut: Bucknell University's Bucky the BISON

8. :abut: Hugh Hefner's

9. :bbut: It would have a milky shell.

10. :ybut: two glittery heads would grow in its place

11. JACK ATTACK *This Jack Attack is about plot twists in 7 movies. Open at your own risk!*

[spoiler=moviespoilers]The Sixth Sense: He's a ghost!

Psycho: The mother is dead!

Planet of the Apes: It was Earth!

Fight Club: They're the same person!

Soylent Green: It's people!

The Crying Game: She's a man, man!

Citizen Kane: Rosebud is a sled!

 

 

Episode 35: Shaggy's Roof Carpet Back to Top

1. :abut: South Africa

2. :ybut: two Monday Night Raws

3. DisOrDat

McDonalds:
:xbut:
apostrophe

Walgreens:
:bbut:
no apostrophe

Wendys:
:xbut:
apostrophe

Harrods:
:bbut:
no apostrophe

Starbucks:
:bbut:
no apostrophe

Lowes:
:xbut:
apostrophe

Applebees:
:xbut:
apostrophe

4. Correct Answer: :abut: HALITOSIS!

4. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: SHINGLES!

5. :abut: sandals with toe-room on both ends

6. :bbut: Marie Antoinette

7. :abut: a DKNY YDKJ in CMYK

8. :xbut: Catch Me If You Can

9. :ybut: The Leaning Tower of Pisa is actually leaning.

10. :bbut: melting faces with FOUR bass guitars

11. JACK ATTACK

Wolf:
Blitzer

Newt:
Gingrich

Buffalo:
Bill

Cat:
Stevens

Raven-:
Symone

Tiger:
Woods

Bear:
Grylls

 

 

Episode 36: The Internet: The Book Back to Top

1. :xbut: IRON Maiden

2. Correct Answer: :ybut: his leg hairs

2. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: his web

3. :xbut: Cinco de Mayo, Flag Day, Sweetest Day

4. :xbut: Bakugan

5. DisOrDat

Velvet Smooth:
:xbut:
blaxploitation

Arnold:
:bbut:
white bread

Mahogany:
:xbut:
blaxploitation

Oroweat:
:bbut:
white bread

Petey Wheatstraw:
:xbut:
blaxploitation

Home Pride:
:bbut:
white bread

Dolemite:
:xbut:
blaxploitation

6. :ybut: green

7. :xbut: Call of Duty

8. :xbut: Brachiosaurus

9. :xbut: Der Chef

10. :xbut: "Jennifer Aniston's Pancreas Produces Insulin!"

11. JACK ATTACK

Bart Simpson:
Marge

Hamlet:
Gertrude

JFK:
Rose

Jesus:
Mary

Stewie Griffin:
Lois

John Connor:
Sarah

Suri Cruise:
Katie

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Episode 37: It's Never Too Late Adult Orphanage Back to Top

1. :abut: heat up the stage so hot that his clock MELTS

2. :xbut: Volkswagen Cricket

3. Correct Answer: :bbut: Lord of the Flies

3. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: Oliver Twist

4. DisOrDat

Tostitos Fiesta Bowl:
:xbut:
bowl game

KFC Famous Bowl:
:bbut:
food bowl

Taco Bell Border Bowl:
:bbut:
food bowl

Little Caesars Pizza Bowl:
:xbut:
bowl game

Panda Express Panda Bowl:
:bbut:
food bowl

Chick-fil-A Bowl:
:xbut:
bowl game

Chipotle Burrito Bowl:
:bbut:
food bowl

5. :bbut: Atticus Finch

6. :abut: Bark-a-Bon

7. :xbut: 1 X 10 (to the sixth power) Dollar Baby

8. :bbut: be the spiciest contestant on the show

9. :xbut: Both are called doughboys.

10. :bbut: leaving an amphitheater

11. JACK ATTACK

hourglass:
sand

piñata:
candy

large intestine:
poop

Russian doll:
Russian dolls

breast implant:
silicone

thermometer:
mercury

Twinkie:
creamy filling

 

 

Episode 38: Uncle Farty's Specialty Whoopie Cushions Back to Top

1. :abut: originally created in the 1600s

2. :xbut: 6 & 20

3. DisOrDat

Delta Dawn:
:bbut:
Country Song

Thunder Gulch:
:xbut:
Kentucky Derby

Grindstone:
:xbut:
Kentucky Derby

Amarillo by Morning:
:bbut:
Country Song

Sunday Silence:
:xbut:
Kentucky Derby

Mine That Bird:
:xbut:
Kentucky Derby

Here's a Quarter:
:bbut:
Country Song

4. :ybut: Git-r-done; HOWEVER, I will not judge you if you fail.

5. Correct Answer: :abut: nobody, because everyone's equal

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: Whoopi Goldberg, because she tells the best stories

6. :ybut: "Oooh girl, I'm ONE INCH long!"

7. :ybut: Calvin peeing on Arminianism

8. :ybut: booger-covered artichokes

9. :xbut: Dorian Gray

10. :xbut: Roma roma ma!

11. JACK ATTACK

best journalists:
the Pulitzer

best pitchers:
the Cy Young

best comics:
the Eisner

best ads:
the Clio

best teachers:
the Golden Apple

best mystery writers:
the Edgar

best worst movies:
the Razzie

 

 

Episode 39: Betchup, The Baked Bean Sauce Condiment Back to Top

1. :ybut: Cal C. Yum the Caterpillar

2. :abut: 19th-century German scientist.

3. :bbut: "Cleveland Rocks"

4. :ybut: deals with the lights

5. DisOrDat

Magic Bullet:
:bbut:
"As Seen on TV"

Booster Gold:
:xbut:
superhero

Juiceman:
:bbut:
"As Seen on TV"

The Sonic Ear:
:bbut:
"As Seen on TV"

Hourman:
:xbut:
superhero

Kaboom:
:bbut:
"As Seen on TV"

Mister Miracle:
:xbut:
superhero

6. :abut: PoriferaBob SquarePants

7. :xbut: Both have confronted lions.

8. :ybut: fenur

9. Correct Answer: :bbut: Nine Inch NAILS

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: The Black EYED Peas

10. :ybut: a dog

11. JACK ATTACK

polygraph machine:
lies

Geiger counter:
radiation

Breathalyzer:
alcohol level

seismograph:
earthquakes

SETI:
aliens

a medium:
dead people

canary in a coal mine:
gas

 

 

Episode 40: Buzz Kill Bee Beard Trimmers Back to Top

1. :abut: four

2. :ybut: the Na'vi

3. :abut: 30 Paper

4. :xbut: "All Boxes 30% off on December 26!"

5. DisOrDat

Balboa:
:xbut:
currency

Ruble:
:xbut:
currency

Rupee:
:xbut:
currency

RuPaul:
:bbut:
drag queen

Kip:
:xbut:
currency

Colon:
:xbut:
currency

Dong:
:xbut:
currency

6. :bbut: Miss Iowa, and the less fortunate

7. :bbut: Magic 8 Ball, Magic Johnson, Magic: the Gathering

8. Correct Answer: :abut: a fur Speedo and a GREEN JACKET

8. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: a battle-axe holster and a YELLOW JACKET

9. :xbut: The season would last seven years.

10. :bbut: "I ended an era, when I murdered Hera."

11. JACK ATTACK

Independence Day
:
Bill Pullman

Air Force One
:
Harrison Ford

Mars Attacks
:
Jack Nicholson

An American President
:
Michael Douglas

Dave
:
Kevin Kline

Deep Impact
:
Morgan Freeman

The Contender
:
Jeff Bridges

 

 

Episode 41: Ted's Wires Back to Top

1. :bbut: Stallone, Willis, and Schwarzenegger

2. :abut: Perfection

3. :ybut: The Beach Boys surfing into Normandy.

4. DisOrDat

punchbowl:
:xbut:
waterfall

plunge:
:abut:
both

horsetail:
:xbut:
waterfall

peephole:
:bbut:
bra

segmented:
:xbut:
waterfall

shelf:
:bbut:
bra

fan:
:xbut:
waterfall

5. :bbut: Emeril Lagasse as Circe

6. :xbut: 19 teeth

7. Correct Answer: :bbut: a which-er

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: a why-er

8. :abut: a yellow Fruit of the Loom

9. :bbut: scutella (ella, ella)

10. :ybut: The $25,000 PYRAMID

11. JACK ATTACK

Dustin Hoffman:
Tootsie

Robin Williams:
Mrs. Doubtfire

Marlon Wayans:
White Chicks

John Travolta:
Hairspray

Johnny Depp:
Ed Wood

Jack Lemmon:
Some Like it Hot

Nathan Lane:
The Birdcage

 

 

Episode 42: "I'm Not Dead" Coffins for the Living Back to Top

1. :bbut: quadrillion

2. :bbut: they were both remarried

3. DisOrDat

Jif:
:xbut:
peanut butter

Skipper:
:bbut:
Barbie doll

Skippy:
:xbut:
peanut butter

Fluff:
:bbut:
Barbie doll

Smuckers:
:xbut:
peanut butter

PJ:
:bbut:
Barbie doll

Tiff:
:bbut:
Barbie doll

4. :xbut: pouring out ice from His empty cocktail

5. :xbut: three points

6. :abut: My butt's angles are less than 90 degrees.

7. :xbut: the fox

8. :abut: violin, banjo, guitar

9. :abut: Agatha

10. Correct Answer: :bbut: The Broker!!!

10. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Undertaker!!!

11. JACK ATTACK

petrol:
gas

pants:
underwear

lift:
elevator

holiday:
vacation

banger:
sausage

rubber:
eraser

crisps:
chips

 

 

Episode 43: The Red Council Back to Top

1. :bbut: he'll get squished like clay

2. :ybut: a colorless vampire

3. :ybut: They both dropped out of school.

4. DisOrDat

jellyfish:
:bbut:
NOT a fish

cuttlefish:
:bbut:
NOT a fish

starfish:
:bbut:
NOT a fish

crayfish:
:bbut:
NOT a fish

sawfish:
:bbut:
NOT a fish

Phish:
:bbut:
NOT a fish

eel:
:xbut:
fish

5. Correct Answer: :xbut: Shia LaBoeuf

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: Scarlett Johansson

6. :bbut: Sound 3

7. :xbut: 165 degrees Fahrenheit

8. :bbut: Wile E. Coyote spinning a numbered wheel

9. :bbut: HMS Snoopy

10. :abut: the one from Timecop

11. JACK ATTACK

rock, paper..:
scissors

reading, writing...:
arithmetic

Huey, Duey...:
Louie

stop, drop...:
roll

Snap, Crackle...:
Pop

Nina, Pinta...:
Santa Maria

Earth, Wind...:
Fire

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Episode 44: The Suitcase Suit Warehouse Back to Top

1. :bbut: Ghee

2. :ybut: "Everybody dances now for 8 hours a day!"

3. DisOrDat

Do-Si-Do:
:xbut:
Girl Scout cookie

Dasiy Go Round:
:xbut:
Girl Scout cookie

Wonder Wheel:
:bbut:
Dollywood ride

Lemon Twist:
:bbut:
Dollywood ride

Tagalong:
:xbut:
Girl Scout cookie

Shooting Star:
:bbut:
Dollywood ride

Trefoil:
:xbut:
Girl Scout cookie

4. :ybut: "...OUR SOBRIETY!"

5. :abut: a bag of pretzels

6. :bbut: Early Birdie - she's female

7. Correct Answer: :xbut: "Go! Go! Go! Take us to your leader: JOHNNY B. GOODE."

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: "CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON. There'll be peace never!"

8. :abut: Caterpillar

9. :bbut: The Euphrates River

10. :abut: None of the above

11. JACK ATTACK

Motorola motto:
Hello, Moto.

Broadway musical:
Hello, Dolly!

Sanrio character:
Hello Kitty

Seinfeld
catchphrase:
Hello, Newman.

Beatles song:
Hello, Goodbye

Rupert Gee's restaurant:
Hello Deli

Spinal Tap's greeting to Chicago:
Hello, Cleveland!

 

 

Episode 45: The Breast Cancer Vet Cosmetic Animal Enhancements Back to Top

1. :xbut: "Ref! He's SLASHING me!"

2. :ybut: PIPperoni pizzas

3. :xbut: 2001, 1984, 2012

4. :xbut: The Human Torch lighting candles at a PETA rally

5. DisOrDat

Special Times Just Right:
:bbut:
champion dog

A Moment Like This:
:xbut:
Kelly Clarkson

Surry Spice Girl:
:bbut:
champion dog

Miss Independent:
:xbut:
Kelly Clarkson

Whisperwind On A Carousel:
:bbut:
champion dog

Since U Been Gone:
:xbut:
Kelly Clarkson

Behind These Hazel Eyes:
:xbut:
Kelly Carkson

6. Correct Answer: :xbut: Australia's barrier reef

6. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: Wyoming's teton

7. :abut: Euclid

8. :abut: Pakistan

9. :bbut: "The simplest shave is always the right shave!"

10. :xbut: 3

11. JACK ATTACK

The Big Lewbowski
:
White Russian

Sideways
:
Pinot Noir

Anchorman
:
Scotch

Hot Fuzz
:
cranberry juice

Bridget Jones' Diary
:
Chardonnay

James Bond films:
vodka martini

Sex and the City
:
cosmopolitan

 

 

Episode 46: Mama Leone's Pasta Beauty Parlor Back to Top

1. :xbut: "Gloss on VENUS'S lops, a man on VENUS'S hips."

2. :xbut: "share"

3. DisOrDat

Elias Koteas:
:xbut:
Greek actor

Tinea Cruris:
:bbut:
skin disease

Nevus Oligemicus:
:bbut:
skin disease

Lupus Vulgaris:
:bbut:
skin disease

Marina Sirtis:
:xbut:
Greek actor

Gouty Panniculitis:
:bbut:
skin disease

Nia Vardalos:
:xbut:
Greek actor

4. :abut: her momma bought her a knock-off diamond ring

5. :ybut: The gold medal is mostly silver.

6. :xbut: Superman

7. :bbut: Sky Diving For Dunnies

8. :abut: Prince Prince of the House of Windsor

9. Correct Answer: :ybut: BABY ANGELS playing near Grauman's Theatre

9. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: ANGEL HAIR flowing through Rodeo Drive

10. :ybut: ethane

11. JACK ATTACK

Sex and the City
:
New York

Entourage
:
Hollywood

Arrested Development
:
Orange County

ER
:
Chicago

Grey's Anatomy
:
Seattle

The Wire
:
Baltimore

Reno 911
:
Reno

 

 

Episode 47: Lawn Wax Back to Top

1. :bbut: Columbia, panty-raiding Cornell

2. :xbut: Rid LICE-killing shampoo

3. DisOrDat

Lazer Airzooka:
:bbut:
Spencer's Gifts

Cluster Bombs:
:xbut:
military weapon

The Spencer Repeater:
:bbut:
Spencer's Gifts

Hand Held Gaydar:
:bbut:
Spencer's Gifts

Grasshopper Cannon:
:xbut:
military weapon

Green Laser Kaleidoscope:
:bbut:
Spencer's Gifts

Black Light Magic Mushroom Poster:
:bbut:
Spencer's Gifts

4. Correct Answer: :xbut: red herrings

4. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: pink flamingoes

5. :xbut: a 16.5-foot Rod Blagojevich

6. :bbut: Kelly Clarkson voting for governor

7. :bbut: Jack Bauer playing a game of euchre

8. :abut: slippers derivated from a BUNNY

9. :abut: the tryptophan in the turkey

10. :ybut: Yeah, right.

11. JACK ATTACK

pick "this one":
this one

pick "me":
me

pick "your nose":
your nose

pick "don't pick this":
don't pick this

pick "anything you want":
anything you want

pick "my butt":
my butt

pick "nothing":
nothing

 

 

Episode 48: Felt-Up Hand Puppet Lube Back to Top

1. :bbut: John Mayer accelerates at 9.8 meters per second squared

2. :ybut: Narcissus

3. :ybut: Robert De Niro

4. DisOrDat

World's End:
:bbut:
Chronicles of Narnia

Heaven's Gate:
:xbut:
cult

The Solar Temple:
:xbut:
cult

Lone Islands:
:bbut:
Chronicles of Narnia

Urantia:
:xbut:
cult

Stable Hill:
:bbut:
Chronicles of Narnia

Deep Realm:
:bbut:
Chronicles of Narnia

5. :abut: Nothing, because he ate my entire brain.

6. :ybut: "Mmm, tastes like hydrogen!"

7. :bbut: "She's built like a BRICK house."

8. :bbut: the Vegan VIRTUE Veggie Soup

9. :xbut: a carnivorous plant on her ankle

10. Correct Answer: :abut: Mr. Mackey

10. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: Mr. Hand

11. JACK ATTACK

Grateful Dead:
Dead Heads

Insane Clown Posse:
Juggalos

Clay Aiken:
Claymates

Phish:
Phans

Jimmy Buffet:
Parrotheads

Lady Gaga:
Little Monsters

The Whites Stripes:
Candy Cane Children

 

 

Episode 49: Herb's Herbs Back to Top

1. :xbut: take some Soft 'N Gentle to the Sioux

2. Correct Answer: :abut: Million Dollar E-Trade Baby

2. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: Rosemary's E-Trade Baby

3. :abut: He'd be wearing brown suspenders.

4. :bbut: Parliament Hill

5. DisOrDat

moose:
:xbut:
singular and plural: same

mouse:
:bbut:
singular and plural: different

goose:
:bbut:
singular and plural: different

deer:
:xbut:
singular and plural: same

sheep:
:xbut:
singular and plural: same

bison:
:xbut:
singular and plural: same

ox:
:bbut:
singular and plural: different

6. :xbut: 1 through 12

7. :abut: Babe Ruth, Dan Marino, Michael Jordan

8. :abut: Aperture Falls

9. :ybut: a Le Tigre TIGER shirt in a JAPANESE Bloomingdale's

10. :abut: CAL Q L8

11. JACK ATTACK

rhinoscope:
nose

otoscope:
ear

laryngoscope:
throat

proctoscope:
rectum

hysteroscope:
uterus

arthroscope:
joint

cystoscope:
bladder

 

 

Episode 50: Ultimate Control Remote-Controlled Remotes Back to Top

1. :abut: ghosts

2. :bbut: The Pope rides a MOTORCYCLE!

3. :ybut: nouns

4. DisOrDat

Willow Goldfinch:
:xbut:
bird

Willow Ptarmigan:
:xbut:
bird

Willow Rosenberg:
:bbut:
Buffy

Lark Bunting:
:xbut:
bird

Cordelia Chase:
:bbut:
Buffy

Riley Finn:
:bbut:
Buffy

Nene:
:xbut:
bird

5. :ybut: PR

6. :xbut: D-troit Tigers

7. Correct Answer: :bbut: Clue

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Click

8. :abut: Filiformhead

9. :xbut: Amazon.cn

10. :xbut: 425 minutes of your life

11. JACK ATTACK

Jesus:
in a manger

Bruce Springsteen:
in the USA

John Henry:
with a hammer

Steve Martin's "Jerk":
a poor black child

Steppenwolf:
to be wild

Sam Cooke:
by the river

Yankee Doodle Dandy:
on the Fourth of July

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Episode 51: U-PLAN-IT Murder Supplies Back to Top

1. :abut: "Whoa! Call me IRRATIONAL, but this flavor is UNENDING!"

2. :xbut: Peter Jackson

3. DisOrDat

Baja Blast:
:bbut:
Mountain Dew

Creeper:
:xbut:
computer virus

LiveWire:
:bbut:
Mountain Dew

Sasser:
:xbut:
computer virus

Code Red:
:abut:
both

Blaster:
:xbut:
computer virus

White Out:
:bbut:
Mountain Dew

4. :xbut: The Mountain Goats

5. :abut: 9, District 9, Nine

6. Correct Answer: :xbut: funkadelic owls

6. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: funkadelic crows

7. :bbut: They are both gothic.

8. :xbut: Alaska

9. :ybut: "...get down to brass tacks, Your Majesty..."

10. :abut: 10

11. JACK ATTACK

dartboard center:
bullseye

overnight flight:
redeye

1-and-1 dice roll:
snake eyes

last Kubrick film:
Eyes Wide Shut

Rocky
theme:
"Eye of the Tiger"

conjunctivitis:
pink eye

detective:
private eye

 

 

Episode 52: Bed-Womb Buddies Back to Top

1. :xbut: Marco yelling "Polo!" from China

2. :bbut: Go Fish

3. DisOrDat

Enchirito:
:bbut:
Taco Bell

El Monte:
:xbut:
southern California

Cerritos:
:xbut:
southern California

Chalupa Baja:
:bbut:
Taco Bell

Chula Vista:
:xbut:
southern California

Encinitas:
:xbut:
southern California

Escondido:
:xbut:
southern California

4. Correct Answer: :bbut: 9 1/2 Weeks

4. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: 9 Months

5. :bbut: just simulating "cooking a meal"

6. :ybut: in a pyramid

7. :abut: Titanic

8. :bbut: "I'm gonna CLONE you, Dog!"

9. :xbut: "Wanna see my U.K.size 9?"

10. :xbut: Cambodian Wheel of Fortune

11. JACK ATTACK

Lone Ranger:
Silver

Lisa Simpson:
Princess

Wilbur:
Mr. Ed

Gandalf:
Shadowfax

Rainbow Bright:
Starlight

Gumby:
Pokey

Ichabod Crane:
Gunpowder

 

 

Episode 53: Vitamin Holy Water Back to Top

1. :ybut: "AAAA, our credit rating is bad!"

2. Correct Answer: :abut: Dissolver

2. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: Cross-Cutter

3. :xbut: Yes, he could blush a lot.

4. :xbut: L is for Littering

5. DisOrDat

weave the ring:
:bbut:
square dancing move

jab step:
:xbut:
NBA move

hand check:
:xbut:
NBA move

stir the bucket:
:bbut:
square dancing move

give and go:
:xbut:
NBA move

pick and roll:
:xbut:
NBA move

partner trade:
:bbut:
square dancing move

6. :abut: 1,000

7. :ybut: swerving to Journey's backlog of melodiosity

8. :xbut: Sound 2

9. :xbut: National Security, Bad Boys, Big Momma's House, Blue Streak

10. :xbut: "We sailed from Californiarrrr to South Americarrrr!"

11. JACK ATTACK

carry-on items on U.S. flight:
2

Twitter characters per tweet:
140

legal blood-alcohol content:
.08

children per Chinese family:
1

audition age for
American Idol
:
28

age to be a Boy Scout:
18

Spinal Tap
amp volume:
11

 

 

Episode 54: Loco Louie's Breakable Party Favors Back to Top

1. :ybut: One Fathom Under

2. :abut: calm and neutral

3. Correct Answer: :xbut: The PINOCHLE Apprentice

3. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: The PINATA Apprentice

4. DisOrDat

Mercury Blue:
:bbut:
Gap t-shirt color

Blue Haze:
:xbut:
Miles Davis album

Blue Period:
:xbut:
Miles Davis album

Equinox Blue:
:bbut:
Gap t-shirt color

Kind of Blue:
:xbut:
Miles Davis album

Dream Blue:
:bbut:
Gap t-shirt color

Dark Magus:
:xbut:
Miles Davis album

5. :xbut: The Adventures of Mikey the Meteorite

6. :ybut: a PB&J at the Pyramids of Giza

7. :xbut: come party with ke4ha

8. :xbut: lenon-yellow

9. :ybut: Sound 1

10. :abut: Toto, because he's a dog

11. JACK ATTACK

Pirates of the Caribbean
captain:
Jack Sparrow

"The Lady with the Lamp":
Florence Nightingale

Mrs. Doubtfire:
Robin Williams

Gulliver's Travels
author:
Jonathan Swift

Beyonce's rapper hubby:
Jay-Z

Kelsey Grammer character:
Frasier Crane

sings "All I Wanna Do":
Sheryl Crow

 

 

Episode 55: Nite-Time Putty Back to Top

1. :bbut: eFjord

2. :xbut: a courteous case of tuberculosis

3. :abut: Deal or New Deal

4. DisOrDat

Luca Brasi:
:xbut:
The Godfather

Bobby Shaftoe:
:bbut:
Mother Goose

Moe Greene:
:xbut:
The Godfather

Tom Hagen:
:xbut:
The Godfather

Solomon Grundy:
:bbut:
Mother Goose

Jack Sprat:
:bbut:
Mother Goose

Sonny Corleone:
:xbut:
The Godfather

5. Correct Answer: :xbut: Feeded

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: Putty

6. :bbut: a small intestine bong

7. :bbut: Anne Rice's

8. :bbut: "He got famous in South Carolina, but he is modest

9. :xbut: flugelhorn

10. :xbut: "Give me a 'D' for DIRECT OBJECT!"

11. JACK ATTACK

lingerie company:
Victoria's Secret

presidential bodyguards:
Secret Service

Johnny Rivers hit:
Secret Agent Man

Sue Monk Kidd bestseller:
The Secret Life of Bees

office gift exchange:
Secret Santa

Lily's Eyes
musical:
The Secret Garden

Big Mac juice:
secret sauce

 

 

Episode 56: Gas O' the Sea Dolphin-Fueled Cars Back to Top

1. :xbut: Ted Kaczynski

2. :bbut: homographs

3. :xbut: Ed McMahon

4. DisOrDat

Chumbawamba:
:bbut:
band

Damballa:
:xbut:
Voodoo

Dishwalla:
:bbut:
band

Nago Shango:
:xbut:
Voodoo

Hoobastank:
:bbut:
band

Azacca:
:xbut:
Voodoo

Buckcherry:
:bbut:
band

5. :abut: the affineur

6. :xbut: Monk Idol

7. Correct Answer: :xbut: 3 BENJAMINS and 10 SAWBUCKS

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: 10 JACKSONS and 3 FINS

8. :xbut: Big

9. :bbut: S-or

10. :xbut: Aquaman

11. JACK ATTACK

Pinocchio:
marionette

Gumby:
clay figurine

Barney:
costumed human

Big Mouth Billy Bass:
animatronic model

Lamb Chop:
sock puppet

Mrs. Butterworth:
animated syrup bottle

Drop Dead Fred:
imaginary

 

 

Episode 57: Chick-of-the-Sea Mermaid Starter Kits Back to Top

1. :bbut: a 21-SQUARE-FOOT human skin area rug

2. :xbut: 5 Billion More Years of Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

3. :xbut: Lucy van Pelt

4. DisOrDat

Tom Tom:
:xbut:
GPS

Brobee:
:bbut:
Yo Gabba Gabba

Garmin:
:xbut:
GPS

Trimble:
:xbut:
GPS

Plex:
:bbut:
Yo Gabba Gabba

Foofa:
:bbut:
Yo Gabba Gabba

Muno:
:bbut:
Yo Gabba Gabba

5. Correct Answer: :bbut: a Wonderland picnic with ALICE

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: a hot tub dip with ARIEL

6. :xbut: a blood-thirsty mosquito

7. :ybut: Toby Maguire's LATEX SUIT from Spider-Man

8. :xbut: salad dressing, college football offense, dog TV show

9. :abut: "... she CRAPS 11."

10. :xbut: He was played by Richard Pryor.

11. JACK ATTACK

Madonna Louise Ciccione:
Madonna

Reginald Kenneth Dwight:
Elton John

Bek David Campbell:
Beck

James Todd Smith:
LL Cool J

Cherilyn Sarkisian:
Cher

Richard Melville Hall:
Moby

Paul David Hewson:
Bono

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Episode 58: Jack's Bald Caps & Hairless Knick-Knacks Back to Top

1. :bbut: Expurgate-"gate"-gate

2. :xbut: "Hey VICTOR, nice lab coat!"

3. DisOrDat

Pure:
:bbut:
Vegas club

Eve:
:abut:
both

Vanity:
:bbut:
Vegas club

Blush:
:bbut:
Vegas club

Naked:
:xbut:
Garden of Eden

Sweat:
:xbut:
Garden of Eden

Rain:
:bbut:
Vegas club

4. Correct Answer: :xbut: Mr. Big

4. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Mr. Clean

5. :bbut: the Contralto mob

6. :abut: BLUEBERRIES and spray tan

7. :xbut: Los Angeles Dodgers

8. :xbut: "Best within 15 MINUTES of purchase"

9. :ybut: Highly alkaline, motherf*****!

10. :bbut: pasta reading poetry about death

11. JACK ATTACK

Back to the Future
:
Delorean

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
:
phone booth

Hot Tub Time Machine
:
hot tub

Dr. Who
:
TARDIS

The Time Traveler's Wife
:
genetic disorder

Star Trek (2009)
:
black hole

Land of the Lost
:
space-time vortex

 

 

Episode 59: L'il Smacky's Candy Contraband Back to Top

1. :xbut: thymus tetrazzini

2. DisOrDat

Lee Enfield:
:bbut:
Sex and the City

Aidan Shaw:
:xbut:
gun

Steyr Scout:
:bbut:
Sex and the City

Skipper Johnston:
:xbut:
gun

Smith Jerrod:
:xbut:
gun

Pancor Jackhammer:
:bbut:
Sex and the City

Stanford Blatch:
:xbut:
gun

3. Correct Answer: :bbut: huge Burton ski gloves with SIX FINGERS

3. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: large FOUR-TOE-wide Candies shoes

4. :abut: 293

5. :xbut: seek aSSylum

6. :xbut: become a taikonaut

7. :bbut: Space Jam

8. :ybut: Hawai'i

9. :bbut: a little over two and a half Roots members

10. :xbut: LOL

11. JACK ATTACK

Benjamin Franklin:
bifocals

Bono:
sunglasses

X-Men's Cyclops:
protective visor

pinata beaters:
blindfold

Buddy Holly:
horn-rimmed glasses

Toy Story 3
viewers:
3-D glasses

The Penguin:
monocle

 

 

Episode 60: Mysterious Boxes, Inc. Back to Top

1. :xbut: OLD KING COLE's distinct types of merriment

2. :bbut: "Woot! We have freedom to VISIT THE OUTSIDE WORLD!"

3. :bbut: Chekhov, Gorbachev, Kournikova

4. :bbut: Michael Myers

5. DisOrDat

Shar-Pei:
:xbut:
dog

Lao-Tzu:
:bbut:
religious figure

St. Bernard:
:abut:
both

Vizsla:
:xbut:
dog

Zoroaster:
:bbut:
religious figure

Bouvier des Flandres:
:xbut:
dog

Xoloitzcuintli:
:xbut:
dog

6. :abut: "Why did the HINDENBURG crash into the road?"

7. :ybut: $1,750

8. Correct Answer: :bbut: Arrakis

8. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: Pandora

9. :bbut: Unique New York is very unique.

10. :xbut: the set of Law & Order: SVU

11. JACK ATTACK

Pythagoras:
math

Yoda:
the Force

Bill Nye:
science

Mr. Miyagi:
karate

Severus Snape:
potions

Peggy Hill:
Spanish

Dewey Finn:
rock

 

 

Episode 61: Lube Ratz Gerbil and Rodent Grease Back to Top

1. :ybut: "Let he who is without sin cast the first fruit!"

2. :ybut: "I'm on cirrus cloud nine!"

3. Correct Answer: :xbut: the head monster from Monsters, Inc.

3. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: the lead rat from Rataouille

4. DisOrDat

Adriana Lima:
:bbut:
model

Belle Gunness:
:xbut:
serial killer

Gisele Bundchen:
:bbut:
model

Rosemary West:
:xbut:
serial killer

Aileen Wuornos:
:xbut:
serial killer

Karolina Kurkova:
:bbut:
model

Elizabeth Báthory:
:xbut:
serial killer

5. :bbut: Timpani Hero

6. :ybut: feed each other hot dogs

7. :ybut: "AU!"

8. :abut: Doubt

9. :abut: he just copied from the book David Copperfield

10. :abut: corn chips with a DIP

11. JACK ATTACK

touchdown:
six points

free throw:
one point

jumping Donkey Kong barrel:
100 points

darts outer bullseye:
25 points

catching Golden Snitch:
150 points

Scrabble "U" tile:
two points

a Yahtzee:
50 points

 

 

Episode 62: Yell-o?! Pages Audio Telephone Books Back to Top

1. :abut: a 3240 degree Hang Ten

2. Correct Answer: :xbut: Transmit your answer via your CB radio.

2. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Call me on my toll-free 1-800 number.

3. :abut: 24

4. DisOrDat

Peanut:
:bbut:
Jeff Dunham dummy

Gooper:
:xbut:
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Big Daddy:
:xbut:
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Bubba J:
:bbut:
Jeff Dunham dummy

Sweet Daddy Dee:
:bbut:
Jeff Dunham dummy

Brick:
:xbut:
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Reverend Tooker:
:xbut:
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

5. :abut: Outback Steakhouse

6. :xbut: lend apple fritters to banks in non-emergencies

7. :ybut: X-Files, X-Games, XFL

8. :bbut: "And HELLENIC REPUBLIC is the way we are feeling..."

9. :abut: Woody Harrelson drinking a Guinness

10. :xbut: God wearing Japanese GETA on his feet

11. JACK ATTACK

Heath Ledger:
Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

John Candy:
Wagons East

Brandon Lee:
The Crow

James Dean:
Giant

Oliver Reed:
Gladiator

Chris Farley:
Almost Heroes

Bruce Lee:
Enter the Dragon

 

 

Episode 63: Safe-T Co.'s Car Darts Back to Top

1. :xbut: 63 + Gilbert Gottfried

2. :ybut: Small Farm Raider

3. Correct Answer: :abut: Bango the Buck's ABS

3. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: Benny the Bull's EYE

4. DisOrDat

Rise:
:bbut:
Axe scent

Underoath:
:xbut:
Christian band

Critical Mass:
:xbut:
Christian band

Dark Temptation:
:bbut:
Axe scent

Demon Hunter:
:xbut:
Christian band

Essence:
:bbut:
Axe scent

Fireflight:
:xbut:
Christian band

5. :ybut: male

6. :bbut: 0 degrees K play

7. :ybut: the Geek Platoon

8. :xbut: Kelly MONACO & CHAD Ochocinco

9. :xbut: Billy Bob Thornton

10. :abut: Sweet 'N Low and spice and everything nice

11. JACK ATTACK

Tin Man:
heart

The Fugitive
killer:
arm

Lieutenant Dan:
legs

Bazooka Joe:
eye

Alfred E. Neuman:
tooth

Fantastic Mr. Fox:
tail

Peter Pan:
shadow

 

 

Episode 64: High End Leather Toilet Paper Back to Top

1. :xbut: "Don't worry, you can see your dog in another life."

2. :xbut: xylophagous

3. :ybut: 5-H

4. DisOrDat

Pellets:
:bbut:
D-Con rat bait

Patches:
:xbut:
Zhu Zhu Pet

Wedge:
:bbut:
D-Con rat bait

Chunk:
:xbut:
Zhu Zhu Pet

Pouch:
:bbut:
D-Con rat bait

Nugget:
:xbut:
Zhu Zhu Pet

Num Nums:
:xbut:
Zhu Zhu Pet

5. :xbut: Barq's

6. Correct Answer: :xbut: 2 Shivan Dragons and 3 Grizzly Bears

6. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: 2 Hearts of Ramos, 2 Hearts of Bogardan, 1 Heart of Light

7. :bbut: Gerard Butler waking up in the morning and sleeping at night

8. :bbut: get a 2400 on the SAT

9. :abut: Professor Jonathan Crane

10. :bbut: Lego

11. JACK ATTACK

Abraham Lincoln:
John Wilkes Booth

John Lennon:
Mark David Chapman

Hitler:
Hitler

John F. Kennedy:
Lee Harvey Oswald

Obi-Wan Kenobi:
Darth Vader

Julius Caesar:
Brutus

Steve Irwin:
a stingray

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Episode 65: Dr. Lenny's Assorted Pills Back to Top

1. :bbut: "Photograph (of Monticello)"

2. :ybut: Sauron

3. Correct Answer: :bbut: 1 million worshippers seeing Noah airlift animals

3. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: 100 people viewing Moses with 2 tablet PCs of laws

4. :abut: Tuesdays with Norrie

5. DisOrDat

slingback:
:bbut:
shoe

stiletto:
:abut:
both

pump:
:bbut:
shoe

morningstar:
:xbut:
weapon

espadrille:
:bbut:
shoe

anelace:
:xbut:
weapon

man catcher:
:xbut:
weapon

6. :abut: ...

7. :xbut: the singer of "Paper Planes" flying into Miami

8. :bbut: Show Choir

9. :xbut: Eternal, Neverending, Infinite

10. :abut: plummet off the Eiffel Tower

11. JACK ATTACK

Violet Beauregard:
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory

Lily van der Woodsen:
Gossip Girl

Rose Nylund:
The Golden Girls

Poppy Pomfry:
Harry Potter

Daisy Duke:
Dukes of Hazard

Princess Jasmine:
Aladdin

Princess Buttercup:
The Princess Bride

 

 

Episode 66: Vance van Van's Van Lot Back to Top

1. :abut: 176 hammers

2. :xbut: Chicago Fire

3. DisOrDat

Palatino:
:xbut:
font

Palomino:
:bbut:
horse

Andalusian:
:bbut:
horse

Hackney:
:bbut:
horse

American Miniature:
:bbut:
horse

Verdana:
:xbut:
font

Wingdings:
:xbut:
font

4. :abut: The Terminator

5. :xbut: 107.9 THE FIST!

6. :xbut: "Do not talk about the conservation of energy!"

7. :bbut: "I think you're just PYRITE for me."

8. Correct Answer: :xbut: Anderson Cooper questioning David Byrne

8. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: Greta Van Susteren talking with Michael Stipe

9. :ybut: 2

10. :bbut: M.C. Drawing Hands

11. JACK ATTACK

Civil War:
Confederacy

War of the Worlds:
Martians

Rocky
:
Rocky

2008 Presidential election:
John McCain

American Idol
Season 1:
Justin Guarini

Harlem Globetrotters games:
Washington Generals

Aesop's race:
the hare

 

 

Episode 67: The Cloud Registry Back to Top

1. :ybut: boil him, then bake him

2. :abut: Austrasia

3. :bbut: Wonder Woman, Stevie Wonder, Wonderbra

4. :abut: "Eize-say the ay-day"

5. DisOrDat

Make:
:xbut:
magazine

Go:
:xbut:
magazine

Stuff:
:xbut:
magazine

Tweeze:
:bbut:
bathroom activity only

Overspray:
:xbut:
magazine

Tuck:
:bbut:
bathroom activity only

Parenting:
:xbut:
magazine

6. :xbut: Lil' Anna Throws Herself Under the Little Engine That Could

7. Correct Answer: :ybut: a classic first-year Toyota Corolla

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: a fully restored first-year Dodge Stratus

8. :ybut: ?

9. :abut: Heidi Klum

10. :bbut: "Coffee Cherry" 7-UP

11. JACK ATTACK

American Idol
:
Pop Idol

Trading Spaces
:
Changing Rooms

Junkyard Wars
:
Scrapheap Challenge

American Gladiators
:
Gladiators

America's Got Talent
:
Britain's Got Talent

Dancing with the Stars
:
Strictly Come Dancing

The Office
:
The Office

 

 

Episode 68: Mee-Ow! Inappropriate Cat Accessories Back to Top

1. :ybut: he'd vanish three times in a show

2. :abut: intestine with a side of TURKISH DELIGHT

3. DisOrDat

"The Cherry Orchard":
:xbut:
Chekhov

"The Chinese Restaurant":
:bbut:
Seinfeld

"The Maestro":
:bbut:
Seinfeld

"The Wedding":
:xbut:
Chekhov

"The Contest":
:bbut:
Seinfeld

"The Seagull":
:xbut:
Chekhov

"The Virgin":
:bbut:
Seinfeld

4. :ybut: Life: America Edition

5. :abut: "Tonight, we're going to make so many barrels."

6. :abut: C. Montgomery "Fourth Degree" Burns

7. Correct Answer: :xbut: Mr. Darcy or Current Male Protagonist

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: Heathcliff or Current Vengeful Lover

8. :xbut: Seventh Heaven

9. :ybut: the Queens slice

10. :xbut: the preamble to the U.S. Constitution

11. JACK ATTACK

The Simpsons
:
Mayor Quimby

McDonaldland:
Mayor McCheese

How the Grinch Stole Christmas
:
Mayor May-who

Family Guy
:
Mayor Adam West

Back to the Future
:
Mayor "Goldie" Wilson

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
:
Mayor Wilkins

South Park
:
Mayor McDaniels

 

 

Episode 69: Just Hair Hair Superstore Back to Top

1. :xbut: light 35 matches

2. DisOrDat

Glacier Freeze:
:bbut:
Gatorade

Winter Moon:
:xbut:
Dean Koontz

Cool Blue:
:bbut:
Gatorade

Cold Fire:
:xbut:
Dean Koontz

Riptide Rush:
:bbut:
Gatorade

Night Chills:
:xbut:
Dean Koontz

Icebound:
:xbut:
Dean Koontz

3. Correct Answer: :bbut: Bill Hader

3. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: Kristen Wiig

4. :abut: a red worm ridiculing Lindsay Lohan

5. :abut: Baby Ruths

6. :bbut: Microwave Radiation Tag

7. :xbut: CORNflower

8. :bbut: doodies

9. :xbut: They were both born with different names.

10. :abut: an 80-foreskin leather jacket

11. JACK ATTACK

Darth Vader:
Stormtroopers

Wicked Witch:
Flying Monkeys

The Shredder:
Foot Clan

Rita Repulsa:
Putties

Sauron:
Orcs

Voldemort:
Death Eaters

Davy Jones:
Flying Dutchman crew

 

 

Episode 70: Tootie's Butt Kazoos & Anal Instruments Back to Top

1. :abut: Beaver Woods

2. :bbut: Fortysomething Mutant Ninja Turtles

3. :ybut: Prison Tycoon: Devil's Island

4. DisOrDat

Jethro Tull:
:bbut:
band

Steely Dan:
:bbut:
band

Lynyrd Skynyrd:
:bbut:
band

Veruca Salt:
:bbut:
band

Judas Priest:
:bbut:
band

Marcy Playground:
:bbut:
band

Gnarls Barkley:
:bbut:
band

5. Correct Answer: :xbut: Where the Wild Burps Are

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Where the Wild Farts Are

6. :ybut: Extreme Makeover: Mausoleum Edition

7. :bbut: "Holy Hamburger, Batman!"

8. :xbut: Richard III

9. :abut: Julia Roberts-Lovett-Moder

10. :ybut: Quote

11. JACK ATTACK

Santa:
"Ho Ho Ho!"

'N Sync:
"Bye Bye Bye"

Fozzie Bear:
"Wakka Wakka Wakka!"

The Beach Boys:
"Fun, Fun, Fun"

Fat Albert:
"Hey, hey hey!"

Kyle's Mom on
South Park
:
"What what what?!?"

McCartney & Jackson:
"Say Say Say"

 

 

Episode 71: Grammar Garments & Punctuation Pants Warehouse Back to Top

1. :ybut: the Trix Rabbit

2. :xbut: Captain COOK ISLANDS

3. DisOrDat

Library:
:abut:
both

Conservatory:
:bbut:
White House

Map Room:
:xbut:
Clue

Game Room:
:xbut:
Clue

Study:
:bbut:
White House

Ballroom:
:bbut:
White House

Lounge:
:bbut:
White House

4. :xbut: He would lose his singing and dancing powers.

5. :abut: They hate Cobras.

6. Correct Answer: :ybut: the vacuum to your blood

6. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: the attic fan to your colon

7. :ybut: "And we have PESTILENCE in first!"

8. :xbut: Jack #000000

9. :abut: somewhere in the United States

10. :ybut: Twilight

11. JACK ATTACK

Man of Steel:
Superman

NFL championship:
Super Bowl

water gun:
Super Soaker

school district head:
superintendent

police comedy:
Super Troopers

Freudian part of mind:
super-ego

Rick James hit:
Super Freak

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Episode 72: The Grim Reaper Depot Back to Top

1. :ybut: the two houseflies

2. Correct Answer: :bbut: DJ Sickle

2. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: DJ Scythe

3. :bbut: standing right near field artillery

4. :xbut: Batman

5. DisOrDat

Red Thunder:
:bbut:
energy drink

Overlord:
:xbut:
WWII operation

Full Throttle:
:bbut:
energy drink

Battleaxe:
:xbut:
WWII operation

Torch:
:xbut:
WWII operation

Piranha:
:bbut:
energy drink

AMP:
:bbut:
energy drink

6. :xbut: "GUNNING 4 ur heart!"

7. :abut: Bill & Ted, Marty McFly, Crew from Hot Tub Time Machine

8. :bbut: Vassar College

9. :xbut: Beverly Hills

10. :xbut: Nabisco

11. JACK ATTACK

Calvin:
Hobbes

Ed Norton in
Fight Club
:
Tyler Durden

Jackie Paper:
Puff the Magic Dragon

Elwood P. Dowd:
Harvey the rabbit

Danny Torrence:
Tony

Donnie Darko:
Frank the rabbit

Hugo "Hurley" Reyes:
Dave

 

 

Episode 73: Cookie Masterson's eBay Store Back to Top

1. :abut: a vanilla-scented Nebraska

2. :xbut: "Head On - Apply directly to the MANUBRIUM!"

3. :xbut: "What's the deal with skiing?"

4. DisOrDat

Seeds of Change:
:xbut:
organic food

Great Eastern Sun:
:xbut:
organic food

Bilderbergers:
:bbut:
secret society

Priory of Sion:
:bbut:
secret society

Rising Moon:
:xbut:
organic food

Living Tree Community:
:xbut:
organic food

Skull and Bones:
:bbut:
secret society

5. :xbut: an entomologist

6. :xbut: "I'm now a svelte 114 lbs.!"

7. :bbut: Empanadas at Three A.M.

8. :ybut: 1/4th of a dushel

9. Correct Answer: :xbut: coffee.jar

9. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: cookie.jar

10. :bbut: "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." {For BBC users, it's the 3rd answer Cookie reads.}

11. JACK ATTACK

Davey Jones' locker:
the sea

"The Tell-Tale Heart":
floorboards

Pompeii, Italy:
volcanic ash

Old Dan & Little Ann:
red fern

flotation device:
your airplane seat

Wicked Witch of the East:
house

Princess' pea:
20 mattresses

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JACK Pack 1.1 - Maggot World Back to Top

1. :ybut: "I'm sick of this $%#! Snake River Plain in $%#! Idaho!"

2. :ybut: Monoply, Chutes and Ladders, Clue

3. :ybut: orchestrate a war to get a kiss

4. DisOrDat

Flaked Salmon and Ocean Whitefish:
:bbut:
Fancy Feast

Minced Turkey:
:bbut:
Fancy Feast

Roasted Halibut:
:xbut:
Whtie House

Savory Salmon:
:bbut:
Fancy Feast

Jonal Crab Claws:
:xbut:
White House

Sliced Beef and Giblets in Gravy:
:bbut:
Fancy Feast

Herb Crusted Petite Filet:
:xbut:
White House

5. :bbut: grand battement

6. :abut: Spinning Jenny

7. Correct Answer: :ybut: Hatchet

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: Lord of the Flies

8. :bbut: Sasquatch 101

9. :ybut: Playboy

10. :xbut: 1992

11. JACK ATTACK

Big Bad Wolf:
Three Little Pigs

El Guapo:
Three Amigos

Bridge Troll:
Three Billy Goats Gruff

two pair:
three of a kind

Cardinal Richelieu:
The Three Musketeers

Goldilocks:
the Three Bears

the farmer's wife:
three blind mice

 

 

JACK Pack 1.2 - Uncle Larry's Station Wagon Decals Back to Top

1. :abut: Toy Story Origins: Mr. Potato Head

2. :abut: being FORMALLY ACCUSED of spying for FOX

3. DisOrDat

Clam Diggers:
:bbut:
trousers

Brown Breeches:
:bbut:
trousers

Green Mambas:
:xbut:
snakes

Puff Adders:
:xbut:
snakes

Buckskin Trews:
:bbut:
trousers

Split Keelbacks:
:xbut:
snakes

Banded Kraits:
:xbut:
snakes

4. Correct Answer: :xbut: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

4. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: Vegas Vacation

5. :xbut: a loaf of meat jelly

6. :ybut: Mr. Alpha - Omega

7. :abut: Walmart

8. :bbut: Ulysses (1,000 pages)

9. :bbut: Amidala

10. :xbut: dividing McDonaldland into districts that favor him

11. JACK ATTACK

Istanbul:
Constantinople

Willis Tower:
Sears Tower

Tennessee Titans:
Houston Oilers

Panera Bread:
St. Louis Bread Company

Serbia & Montenegro:
Yugoslavia

Oklahoma Thunder:
Seattle Supersonics

Healthy Choice:
Diet Deluxe

 

 

JACK Pack 1.3 - The Bacon Magnet Back to Top

1. :abut: "OUCH! 20 bear claws!"

2. :bbut: Jimmy Kimmel

3. :ybut: S. Dakota Fanning would have a LARGER personality.

4. :xbut: Vanilla Carbon Dioxide Frost

5. DisOrDat

Runny Babbit:
:xbut:
Shel Silverstein

Piggie Pie:
:bbut:
ICP

Get Off Me, Dog!:
:bbut:
ICP

Don't Bump the Glump!:
:xbut:
Shel Silverstein

Juggalo Paradise:
:bbut:
ICP

Falling Up:
:xbut:
Shel Silverstein

Rainbows and Stuff:
:bbut:
ICP

6. :xbut: Gaius Salad

7. :xbut: "I want to drink THOMAS MORE of that!"

8. Correct Answer: :bbut: Ghost Rider

8. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Magneto

9. :bbut: flaming skull first

10. :abut: They were both steamboat pilots.

11. JACK ATTACK

Paul Bunyon:
axe

Flavor Flav:
clock

Thor:
hammer

jouster:
lance

Sisyphus:
boulder

Leatherface:
chainsaw

Atlas:
Earth

 

 

JACK Pack 1.4 - L'il Executioners Doll Guillotines Back to Top

1. :xbut: griled grouper in Gothenburg

2. :ybut: tater

3. :xbut: Star Trek: TNG

4. DisOrDat

On Marriage:
:xbut:
Ben Franklin

Why Is There Air?:
:bbut:
Bill Cosby

For Adults Only:
:bbut:
Bill Cosby

Satires and Bagatelles:
:xbut:
Ben Franklin

I Started Out as a Child:
:bbut:
Bill Cosby

The Way to Wealth:
:xbut:
Ben Franklin

Bill Cosby is a Very Funny Fellow Right!:
:bbut:
Bill Cosby

5. Correct Answer: :bbut: Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: The Headless Horseman from Sleepy Hollow

6. :bbut: The cast is actually drifting apart.

7. :bbut: 10 to 20 months

8. :bbut: Thanksgiving Island

9. :bbut: A god will appear in the sky and just tell you.

10. :abut: The World Cup

11. JACK ATTACK

Bruce Willis:
Demi Moore

Cher:
Sonny Bono

Michael Jackson:
Lisa Marie

Alec Baldwin:
Kim Basinger

Donald Trump:
Marla Maples

Paula Abdul:
Emilio Estevez

Marilyn Monroe:
Joe Dimaggio

 

 

JACK Pack 1.5 - Doomsday Devices, Ltd. Back to Top

1. :bbut: 5,525 bookstores

2. :bbut: Tweety Bird

3. :xbut: Freddy vs. Water Buffalo vs. Lions

4. DisOrDat

Mountain Meadow:
:bbut:
crayon

Caribbean Green:
:bbut:
crayon

Bethpage Black:
:xbut:
golf course

Tumbleweed:
:bbut:
crayon

Ocean Forest:
:xbut:
golf course

Peachtree:
:xbut:
golf course

Old Sandwich:
:xbut:
golf course

5. :ybut: hen of the woods

6. Correct Answer: :abut: February 12, 2086

6. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: December 21, 2012

7. :ybut: a WICKET in overalls

8. :abut: Fire + S ---> Hell

9. :xbut: St. Lous Arch, Space Needle, Washington Monument

10. :xbut: the ICEE Polar Bear

11. JACK ATTACK

Altoids:
metal tin

sword:
sheath

flies & lures:
tackle box

Eucharist:
tabernacle

arrows:
quiver

CD:
jewel case

ammunition:
magazine

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JACK Pack 1.6 - File Cabinets: The Video Game Back to Top

1. :abut: Elton John's "Tiny Dancer"

2. :bbut: Frosted Mini-Quarks

3. DisOrDat

Airpole:
:bbut:
Blue Man Group

Anvil:
:xbut:
ear

Cochlea:
:xbut:
ear

Tubulum:
:bbut:
Blue Man Group

Drumbone:
:bbut:
Blue Man Group

Eardrum:
:xbut:
ear

Cimbalom:
:bbut:
Blue Man Group

4. :ybut: the P.U.P.A. Leadership Conference

5. :ybut: oranges

6. :bbut: just Bono

7. :ybut: "My Daddy Is My Brother"

8. :xbut: Ernie the Keebler Elf

9. Correct Answer: :xbut: Bones

9. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: The X-Files

10. :bbut: 2.5

11. JACK ATTACK

Johnny Cash:
a man in Reno

Aaron Burr:
Alexander Hamilton

Bob Marley:
the Sheriff

Mark David Chapman:
John Lennon

James Earl Ray:
Martin Luther King, Jr.

John Wilkes Booth:
Abraham Lincoln

Maggie Simpson:
Mr. Burns

 

 

JACK Pack 1.7 - Soup-in-a-Cone Back to Top

1. :ybut: Wolf Blitzer in a KEMP bikini

2. Correct Answer: :xbut: My Big Fat JEWISH WEDDING

2. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: My Big Fat ITALIAN WEDDING

3. :bbut: when Horton hears the object of a close

4. :xbut: Bolt

5. DisOrDat

Kings Canyon:
:xbut:
National Park

Kings Dominion:
:bbut:
amusement park

Kings Island:
:bbut:
amusement park

Isle Royale:
:xbut:
National Park

Carowinds:
:bbut:
amusement park

Cedar Point:
:bbut:
amusement park

Voyageurs:
:xbut:
National Park

6. :bbut: electromagnetic waves

7. :bbut: Santa Fe

8. :bbut: Seinfeld, Friends, Frasier

9. :bbut: Yosemite National Park

10. :bbut: the flamingo in the Groucho Marx glasses

11. JACK ATTACK

Statue of Liberty:
Liberty Island

Rocky:
Philadelphia Art Museum

North Pole:
U.S. courthouses

Four-Toed Foot:
LOST island

Christ the Redeemer:
above Rio

Pillars of the Kings:
Middle Earth

Big Boys:
Big Boy Restaurant

 

 

JACK Pack 1.8 - Professor Impresser's Pre-Completed Crosswords Back to Top

1. :abut: Nine-Layer Hot Taco Dip

2. :bbut: The Baroque Fest

3. :bbut: They're both partially man-made.

4. DisOrDat

Millard:
:xbut:
vice president

Mallard:
:bbut:
duck

Aylesbury:
:bbut:
duck

Alben:
:xbut:
vice president

Buff:
:bbut:
duck

Elbridge:
:xbut:
vice president

Dick:
:xbut:
vice president

5. :bbut: Charlie Maguro

6. Correct Answer: :abut: planting seeds

6. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: putting letters into boxes

7. :bbut: 156 angels get their wings

8. :bbut: Han's blaster holstered ABOVE THE WAIST

9. :bbut: Mother Teresa

10. :ybut: 5 rotisserie-cooked cadavers

11. JACK ATTACK

Nightmare on Elm Str.
:
Freddy Krueger

Child's Play
:
Chucky

Saw
:
Jigsaw

Friday the 13th
:
Jason Voorhees

Halloween
:
Michael Myers

Texas Chainsaw Massacre
:
Leatherface

Leprechaun
:
Leprechaun

 

 

JACK Pack 1.9 - The Animal Ghost Humane Society Back to Top

1. :bbut: Norm MacDonald under PRESSURE

2. Correct Answer: :abut: The Last Samurai

2. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: The Way of the Samurai

3. :bbut: Corned Beef in the Rye

4. :abut: 055-09-0001

5. DisOrDat

Mung:
:bbut:
bean

Ming:
:xbut:
Chinese Dynasty

Tang:
:xbut:
Chinese Dynasty

Fava:
:bbut:
bean

Northern Song:
:xbut:
Chinese Dynasty

Great Northern:
:bbut:
bean

Azuki:
:bbut:
bean

6. :bbut: Ane Eyre

7. :xbut: danana

8. :ybut: a mild CYCLONE of irritability

9. :xbut: Do'h-klahoma!

10. :ybut: Heroin PM

11. JACK ATTACK

Gil Grissom:
CSI

Eliot Ness:
Untouchables

Jack Bauer:
CTU

John Munch:
Special Victims Unit

Fox Mulder:
X-Files

Cordell Walker:
Texas Rangers

Sonny Crockett:
Miami Vice

 

 

JACK Pack 1.10 - Monocle City Monocle Superstore Back to Top

1. :xbut: how many hamburgers he stole

2. :xbut: Sam's ESCUTCHEON

3. DisOrDat

Fossil:
:xbut:
watch

Rorschach:
:bbut:
Watchmen

Omega:
:xbut:
watch

Eterna:
:xbut:
watch

Silhouette:
:bbut:
Watchmen

Silk Spectre:
:bbut:
Watchmen

Nite Owl II:
:bbut:
Watchmen

4. :bbut: Wet SEAL

5. :xbut: Kanye West

6. :bbut: Sarah Conner

7. :abut: They'd fill it twice.

8. :xbut: a room of one's own

9. Correct Answer: :abut: Monopoly's Uncle Pennybags

9. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Planter's Mr. Peanut

10. :ybut: the snout of the bottle would be narrower

11. JACK ATTACK

the Tin Man:
The Emerald City

Phileas Fogg:
London

Kumar Patel:
White Castle

Littlefoot:
the Great Valley

the Titanic:
New York City

Clark Griswold:
Wally World

Paul Simon:
Graceland

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JACK Pack 2.1 - Burglar King Designer Robbery Wear Back to Top

1. :ybut: Hungry Hungry Hippos

2. :ybut: "AHHH! NAILS!!!!"

3. Correct Answer: :xbut: Liar Liar

3. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: The Mask

4. :xbut: The Curse of the Black Diamond

5. DisOrDat

Rubenstein's Revenge:
:xbut:
juggling trick

Montezuma's Revenge:
:bbut:
diarrhea slang

Reverse Cascade:
:xbut:
juggling trick

Boston Mess:
:xbut:
juggling trick

Hershey Squirts:
:bbut:
diarrhea slang

Georgian Shuffle:
:xbut:
juggling trick

The Trots:
:bbut:
diarrhea slang

6. :xbut: Daffy Duck

7. :xbut: "Give Your Morning a Positive Charge!"

8. :xbut: two

9. :xbut: <0

10. :bbut: in my nose

11. JACK ATTACK

Gollum:
the ring

Ahab:
the white whale

Dr. Richard Kimble:
the one-armed man

Sonny the Cuckoo:
Cocoa Puffs

Inigo Montoya:
the six-fingered man

Linus van Pelt:
the Great Pumpkin

Wile E. Coyote:
Road Runner

 

 

JACK Pack 2.2 - Inflata-Bill's Blow-Up Doll Rentals & Sales Back to Top

1. :abut: she's morbidly obese

2. :xbut: they're both lawyers

3. :bbut: the DUKES of Hazzard

4. DisOrDat

Up and Down the River:
:bbut:
drinking game

Fuzzy Duck:
:bbut:
drinking game

Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes:
:xbut:
children's song

Thumper:
:bbut:
drinking game

Bingo:
:xbut:
children's song

Found a Peanut:
:xbut:
children's song

Quarters:
:bbut:
drinking game

5. :ybut: "See No Evil"

6. :bbut: the eigth circle

7. :xbut: 1988

8. :ybut: carrots and Canada

9. Correct Answer: :abut: 21 grams

9. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Blow

10. :bbut: Scrooge McDuck

11. JACK ATTACK

Oscar the Grouch:
garbage can

SpongeBob SquarePants:
pineapple

James:
giant peach

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
sewer

old woman who lived in a shoe:
shoe

Kazaam:
boom box

Smurfs:
mushrooms

 

 

JACK Pack 2.3 - Snow Globe Surplus Store Back to Top

1. :ybut: Eggs Florentine

2. :abut: S-chair

3. DisOrDat

Pinkeye:
:bbut:
medical condition

Toper's Nose:
:bbut:
medical condition

Milk Leg:
:bbut:
medical condition

Cove Neck:
:xbut:
New York

Saddle Rock:
:xbut:
New York

Horseheads:
:xbut:
New York

Butternuts:
:xbut:
New York

4. Correct Answer: :abut: Peanut M&Ms

4. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: Sno-Caps

5. :abut: 4, 1, 3, 2

6. :bbut: this many {For BBC users, it's the 3rd answer Cookie reads, or the one with three honks.}

7. :abut: a Darting Willy

8. :xbut: He'd be shaved bald year-round.

9. :abut: Miranda

10. :xbut: The Mach0.85 Razor

11. JACK ATTACK

the candlestick:
Jack

rolling barrels:
Mario

steeplechase fences:
horses

the lazy dog:
the quick brown fox

Caesar's Palace fountain:
Evel Kneivel

the moon:
the cow

other chess pieces:
knight

 

 

JACK Pack 2.4 - The ManCone: Dog Cones for Men Back to Top

1. :xbut: a statue of the Virgin Mary

2. :bbut: Sebastian

3. DisOrDat

Poodle Hat
:
:bbut:
Weird Al

The Burning Giraffe
:
:xbut:
Dali

Tuna Fishing
:
:xbut:
Dali

Off the Deep End
:
:bbut:
Weird Al

Lobster Telephone
:
:xbut:
Dali

Bad Hair Day
:
:bbut:
Weird Al

The Great Masturbator
:
:xbut:
Dali

4. :xbut: Eeyore

5. :abut: your uncle's sister's mother's son

6. :bbut: 17

7. :ybut: Llama (Llama llama)

8. :xbut: "Go Jehovah's Witness, it's your birthday."

9. :abut: salt water

10. Correct Answer: :abut: Times SQUARE

10. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: CONEy Island

11. JACK ATTACK

Sirius Black:
Azkaban

Andy Dufrense & Red Redding:
Shawshank Prison

Joker & Penguin:
Arkham Asylum

Lincoln Burrows:
Fox River Penitentiary

the Birdman:
Alcatraz

Augustus Hill:
Oz

Johnny Cash's audience:
Folsom Prison

 

 

JACK Pack 2.5 - Mama Meatballs' Yumball Machines Back to Top

1. :ybut: Beethoven's 5th Symphony

2. :xbut: chop of his big toes

3. :xbut: "James Wuz Here"

4. DisOrDat

sand bubbler:
:bbut:
crab

pickle pincher:
:xbut:
Speedo

marble pouch:
:xbut:
Speedo

scaly hermit:
:bbut:
crab

seaweed decorator:
:bbut:
crab

plum smuggler:
:xbut:
Speedo

chinese mitten:
:bbut:
crab

5. :ybut: centripetal force

6. :abut: "G'DAY-Ho-Ho!"

7. Correct Answer: :bbut: the one where he played Winger

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: the one where he played Tripper

8. :abut: ... and PINGO was its name-o!

9. :abut: He would only dance one step at a time, in any direction.

10. :bbut: Cheech and Chong Go to La Paz, Bolivia

11. JACK ATTACK

Dumbo:
ears

Cyrano de Bergerac:
nose

Rapunzel:
hair

Gene Simmons:
tongue

Rip van Winkle:
beard

Mr. Mackey:
head

Dirk Diggler:
penis

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JACK Pack 2.6 - Frederick's of Honolulu Tropical Intimates Back to Top

1. :ybut: You're "ready to sail."

2. :ybut: about 2 out of 3 games

3. DisOrDat

chinstrap:
:xbut:
penguin

cummerbund:
:bbut:
tuxedo

macaroni:
:xbut:
penguin

button:
:bbut:
tuxedo

wing collar:
:bbut:
tuxedo

snares:
:xbut:
penguin

gentoo:
:xbut:
penguin

4. :xbut: do your business very quietly

5. Correct Answer: :bbut: a rattlesnake vacationing in Africa

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: a garter snake vacationing in Canada

6. :abut: Felix Frankfurter

7. :xbut: about a half hour

8. :xbut: Pa becomes a Communist

9. :xbut: 6 x the square of his side

10. :ybut: NutraSweet, Sweet 'n Low, Splenda

11. JACK ATTACK

Bullwinkle J.:
Moose

Michigan J.:
Frog

Rocket J.:
Squirrel

Homer J.:
Simpson

Stimpson "Stimpy" J.:
Cat

Elmer J.:
Fudd

Michael J.:
Fox

 

 

JACK Pack 2.7 - Mr. Ted's Protective Horse Covers Back to Top

1. :abut: Uranus and Neptune

2. :ybut: The FellowSHEEP of the Ring

3. :xbut: about 25%

4. :xbut: "Me me me!" {For BBC users, it's the 2nd answer Cookie reads.}

5. DisOrDat

Blue Iris:
:bbut:
Howard Stern

Irish John:
:bbut:
Howard Stern

Big Black:
:bbut:
Howard Stern

Heather Honey:
:xbut:
rose

Whiskey Mac:
:xbut:
rose

Rambling Rector:
:xbut:
rose

Super Fairy:
:xbut:
rose

6. :ybut: 8

7. Correct Answer: :ybut: BVD

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: Jockey

8. :xbut: playing in an official game of Pooh Sticks

9. :ybut: "son of Lovin"

10. :ybut: the one from the Van Morrison song

11. JACK ATTACK

Eggs:
Benedict

Fettuccine:
Alfredo

Bananas:
Foster

Potatoes:
O'Brien

Lobster:
Newberg

Oysters:
Rockefeller

Beef:
Wellington

 

 

JACK Pack 2.8 - Self-Righteous Harvest Vegetarian Corndogs Back to Top

1. :bbut: Cerulean 5

2. :abut: She'd be the only player to SPIN CLOCKWISE to hit a ball.

3. DisOrDat

Out Traveler
:
:bbut:
gay or bi

Instinct
:
:bbut:
gay or bi

Way... Way Out
:
:xbut:
sci fi

Forbidden Planet
:
:xbut:
sci fi

Metrosource
:
:bbut:
gay or bi

XY
:
:bbut:
gay or bi

Xchange
:
:xbut:
sci fi

4. :ybut: S

5. Correct Answer: :ybut: Colorado Buffaloes

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :abut: Nebraska Cornhuskers

6. :abut: Your ball would be red and itchy.

7. :ybut: Pretty Woman

8. :ybut: J.M. Barrie

9. :ybut: urinate on

10. :bbut: sphinx, manx, lynx

11. JACK ATTACK

Little Bo Peep:
sheep

the Sphinx:
nose

Charles Lindbergh:
baby

Pee-Wee in his
Big Adventure
:
bicycle

Cinderella:
glass slipper

Odin:
eye

the Three Little Kittens:
mittens

 

 

JACK Pack 2.9 - Yesteryear's Used Calendars Back to Top

1. :ybut: Sydney

2. :xbut: My Little Pony

3. DisOrDat

The Indestructible Watch:
:bbut:
Hammacher-Schlemmer

The Time Machine:
:xbut:
H.G. Wells

The Croquet Player:
:xbut:
H.G. Wells

The Pendulum Lounger:
:bbut:
Hammacher-Schlemmer

The Undying Fire:
:xbut:
H.G. Wells

The Astronomer's Chronograph:
:bbut:
Hammacher-Schlemmer

The Continuously Freshening Feline Drinking Fountain:
:bbut:
Hammacher-Schlemmer

4. :xbut: "My Hump"

5. :ybut: in the Adriatic Sea

6. :xbut: a glass display case

7. :ybut: bulimia

8. Correct Answer: :abut: figs

8. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: dates

9. :xbut: facula

10. :ybut: "Hey mon! We're all one big mon, mon!"

11. JACK ATTACK

Roe:
Wade

1:
100

shirts:
skins

Joe:
the Volcano

nature:
nurture

Brown:
Board of Education

Kramer:
Kramer

 

 

JACK Pack 2.10 - Tiny Joe's Miniature Golf Supply Depot Back to Top

1. :ybut: a Glenn Close Encounter of the First Kind

2. :abut: "(I Can't Not Get No) Satisfaction"

3. :abut: Bambi

4. Correct Answer: :ybut: "Some stay dry and others feel the PAYDAY"

4. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: "HERSHEY'S MINIATURES crashing through your veins"

5. DisOrDat

Hafnarfjordour:
:xbut:
city

Kopavogur:
:xbut:
city

Grindavík:
:xbut:
city

Arborg:
:xbut:
city

Skibur:
:bbut:
Swedish Chef-ism

Sveerdihu:
:bbut:
Swedish Chef-ism

Dukpressir:
:bbut:
Swedish Chef-ism

6. :ybut: The Big Gulfp of Mexico (79 cents)

7. :bbut: He's Just Not That Into YEW

8. :ybut: "I desire a glazed TORUS, please."

9. :bbut: Barbra Streisand's

10. :ybut: "Ooh, your DOWNY NUTBUSH looks very soft!"

11. JACK ATTACK

Garfield:
lasagna

Winnie-the-Pooh:
honey

Homer Simpson:
doughnuts

Wimpy:
hamburgers

Cookie Monster:
cookies

Dagwood Bumstead:
huge sandwiches

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
pizza

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JACK Pack 3.1 - Silly Nooses Back to Top

1. :ybut: "that which sets apart organic and inorganic objects"

2. :xbut: a 1100-step program

3. DisOrDat

Church Lady:
:bbut:
SNL

The Acrobat:
:xbut:
Picasso

Blue Nude:
:xbut:
Picasso

Sensitive Naked Man:
:bbut:
SNL

The Old Guitarist:
:xbut:
Picasso

Opera Man:
:bbut:
SNL

The Continental:
:bbut:
SNL

4. :abut: dehydrated PTEROPODS

5. :abut: Norbit, Coming to America, The Nutty Professor

6. :xbut: Stan

7. Correct Answer: :bbut: Colonel Mustard in the study with the knife

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Miss Scarlet in the ballroom with the rope

8. :abut: Latvian merchants wearing Biore strips

9. :abut: "My VOLLEYBALL lost its first tooth!"

10. :xbut: "You may want to have that SRI LANKA removed."

11. JACK ATTACK

"big-boned":
fat

"bought the farm":
died

"3 sheets to the wind":
drunk

"family jewels":
genitals

"between jobs":
unemployed

"drop the kids at the pool":
poop

"spank the monkey":
masturbate

 

 

JACK Pack 3.2 - Pocket Pool Instant Swimming Pools Back to Top

1. :xbut: two years

2. :bbut: Sunday Morning Live

3. DisOrDat

Sitting Bull:
:xbut:
Native American

Screaming Eagle:
:bbut:
Six Flags

Iron Wolf:
:bbut:
Six Flags

Crazy Horse:
:xbut:
Native American

Standing Bear:
:xbut:
Native American

Rolling Thunder:
:bbut:
Six Flags

Red Cloud:
:xbut:
Native American

4. Correct Answer: :xbut: Ponce de Leon asking someone to buy him liquor

4. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: Marco Polo having a sleepover

5. :xbut: 4.5 billion candles

6. :abut: John Travolta in Salt Lake City

7. :abut: daily religious chats with non-believing students

8. :abut: the Tresident's Cut

9. :ybut: Little Orphan Annie getting cursed out by Rex Ryan

10. :ybut: 600 million candles

11. JACK ATTACK

identical twins:
Parent Trap

switches bodies with mom:
Freaky Friday

nice girl who turns mean:
Mean Girls

drives a possessed VW:
Herbie Fully Loaded

stigmatic twins:
I Know Who Killed Me

summers with Jane Fonda:
Georgia Rules

pretends to be pregnant:
Labor Pains

 

 

JACK Pack 3.3 - The Mosquitard Back to Top

1. :xbut: 37

2. :bbut: "That's one small SWING for a man..."

3. :abut: Connect Forty-Two

4. DisOrDat

Costa Rica Tarrazu:
:bbut:
Starbucks

Sonoran Pronghorn:
:xbut:
endangered

Ethiopia Limu:
:bbut:
Starbucks

Turkish Red Damsel:
:xbut:
endangered

Mexico Chiapas:
:bbut:
Starbucks

Decaf Sumatra:
:bbut:
Starbucks

Australian Grayling:
:xbut:
endangered

5. :ybut: "At first she gave me nothing but negative energy!"

6. :abut: Steve Martin's

7. :ybut: a Kurt Vonnegut decoder ring

8. :abut: The city still has its ring.

9. Correct Answer: :xbut: a miter saw

9. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: a bite saw

10. :xbut: by running and climbing over hotel walls

11. JACK ATTACK

graduation:
cap and gown

St. Patrick's Day:
something green

Kentucky Derby:
fancy hat

masquerade ball:
mask

toga party:
sheet

getting dental x-rays:
lead apron

nude beach:
birthday suit

 

 

JACK Pack 3.4 - Ben Dover's Colonoscopy Knick-Knacks Back to Top

1. :xbut: 1/4 as fun

2. :xbut: Julianne Moore

3. :abut: Akiva Schaffer rockin' a dhow

4. DisOrDat

sachet:
:bbut:
soft E-T

duvet:
:bbut:
soft E-T

bayonet:
:xbut:
hard E-T

bidet:
:bbut:
soft E-T

cadet:
:xbut:
hard E-T

bouquet:
:bbut:
soft E-T

billet:
:xbut:
hard E-T

5. :xbut: penguins waddling from Atlanta to Savannah

6. Correct Answer: :abut: a dill-poached salmon

6. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: a smokey bbq pork butt

7. :ybut: in the capital of The Netherlands

8. :xbut: Steven Spielberg perming his hair

9. :xbut: KRYPTON outlining a piece of LITERATURE

10. :abut: Gertrude Stein feeling alienated on an island

11. JACK ATTACK

NYC attraction:
Times Square

bouncy ball game:
four square

celebrity game show:
Hollywood Squares

hoedown activity:
square dancing

Huey Lewis jam:
It's Hip To Be Square

pie restaurant:
Bakers Square

mathematical function:
square root

 

 

JACK Pack 3.5 - Sergeant Soggy Cereal Back to Top

1. :bbut: Big Boi's Big Boy

2. :ybut: Accept the charges without pleading guilty.

3. DisOrDat

Star Catcher:
:xbut:
My Little Pony

Swan Sport:
:bbut:
Kama Sutra

Paradise:
:xbut:
My Little Pony

Morning Glory:
:xbut:
My Little Pony

Victory:
:bbut:
Kama Sutra

Lickety-Split:
:xbut:
My Little Pony

Love's Noose:
:bbut:
Kama Sutra

4. :abut: check out museum hours in Egyptian hieroglyphs

5. :xbut: 54

6. :abut: a googolplex

7. :xbut: five years

8. Correct Answer: :ybut: geese a-laying

8. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: maids a-milking

9. :xbut: Ocean's Twelve

10. :xbut: an amphibious politician

11. JACK ATTACK

Lucky Charms:
Lucky the Leprechaun

Froot Loops:
Toucan Sam

Honey Smacks:
Dig'em Frog

Fruity Pebbles:
Fred Flintstone

Cap'n Crunch:
Cap'n Crunch

Cocoa Puffs:
Sonny

Raisin Bran:
Sunny

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JACK Pack 3.6 - Radiologie Designer Lead Fashion Wear Back to Top

1. :ybut: JWoww gaming in Atlantic City

2. Correct Answer: :xbut: Fr... ench dip

2. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Pb... &j

3. :bbut: a blocked-up ULTIMATE BEING

4. DisOrDat

Paul McCartney:
:xbut:
knighted

Mick Jagger:
:xbut:
knighted

Elton John:
:xbut:
knighted

Robert Plant:
:bbut:
not knighted

Phil Collins:
:bbut:
not knighted

Bono:
:xbut:
knighted

Bob Geldoff:
:xbut:
knighted

5. :ybut: ... heart problems.

6. :ybut: "I show my parts for art's sake."

7. :bbut: "The DJANGO got my baby!"

8. :ybut: the Osaka Yellowtail

9. :bbut: Yoo-Hoo, Yahoo, YouTube

10. :ybut: The Clash

11. JACK ATTACK

8 Mile
:
Eminem

Semi-Pro
:
Andre 3000

Are We There Yet?
:
Ice Cube

Just Wright
:
Common

Crash
:
Ludacris

Be Kind Rewind
:
Mos Def

Deep Blue Sea
:
LL Cool J

 

 

JACK Pack 3.7 - "Queef" Quick Beef in a Can Back to Top

1. :xbut: "EIGHT-LIMBED Justice!"

2. DisOrDat

M&M's:
:xbut:
letters

Skittles:
:xbut:
letters

Reese's Pieces:
:bbut:
no letters

Life Savers:
:xbut:
letters

Mentos:
:bbut:
no letters

Pez:
:xbut:
letters

Milk Duds:
:bbut:
no letters

3. :xbut: both achieved the rank of Lieutenant Commander

4. :ybut: "I'm open! Fling me the prolate spheroid!"

5. Correct Answer: :xbut: the Digital Barcelona Film Festival

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: the Cannes International Film Festival

6. :bbut: ... being the founder of FUBU ain't one.

7. :xbut: Kermit the Frog

8. :bbut: James Dean's leather jacket

9. :abut: Kate Gosselin

10. :xbut: DEN

11. JACK ATTACK

TTYL:
talk to you later

B2W:
back to work

BRB:
be right back

BFF:
best friends forever

YT:
you there?

IMHO:
in my humble opinion

^5:
high five

 

 

JACK Pack 3.8 - Salvatore's Salve Store Back to Top

1. :bbut: three snakes

2. :ybut: "Hungry? You haven't eaten in a day."

3. Correct Answer: :abut: fr + esh = fresh

3. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: b + rash = brash

4. DisOrDat

Legolas:
:bbut:
LOTR

Avgolemono:
:xbut:
soup

Gollum:
:bbut:
LOTR

Tom Yum:
:xbut:
soup

Gazpacho:
:xbut:
soup

Boromir:
:bbut:
LOTR

Borscht:
:xbut:
soup

5. :bbut: "She wears short skirts, I eat babies."

6. :xbut: the Wicked Witch of the West drinking bottles water

7. :xbut: Good Will Hunting in a Tree Stand

8. :xbut: Sweeney Todd

9. :bbut: "It's on the sides of my tongue!"

10. :xbut: "Steamy CAPILLARY ACTION!"

11. JACK ATTACK

web log:
blog

breakfast and lunch:
brunch

spiced ham:
Spam

spoon and fork:
spork

a
Glee
geek:
Gleek

The Channel Tunnel:
Chunnel

jean shorts:
jorts

 

 

JACK Pack 3.9 - Pass The Dynamite board game Back to Top

1. :abut: "I ate a speasy groon."

2. :bbut: Three Kings

3. :xbut: Louis "The Plump" Pasteur

4. DisOrDat

Goodfellas
:
:xbut:
Scorsese

Raging Bull
:
:xbut:
Scorsese

Showtime
:
:bbut:
Old Spice

After Hours
:
:abut:
both

Aqua Reef
:
:bbut:
Old Spice

Swagger
:
:bbut:
Old Spice

Casino
:
:xbut:
Scorsese

5. :xbut: The Revolutionary War started with a home run.

6. :xbut: limited series TECTONIC plates

7. Correct Answer: :xbut: TDS

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: TNT

8. :ybut: "You can be such a pain in my CERUMA!"

9. :xbut: PitchFORK writer, Shonen KNIFE singer, SPOON drummer

10. :xbut: Miss Saigon

11. JACK ATTACK

former vice president:
Dick Cheney

Law & Order
creator:
Dick Wolf

cartoon detective:
Dick Tracy

Rockin' New Year host:
Dick Clark

NCAA basketball announcer:
Dick Vitale

Bruce Wayne sidekick:
Dick Grayson

played Rob Petrie:
Dick Van Dyke

 

 

JACK Pack 3.10 - Gene's Used Genie Lamps Back to Top

1. :ybut: "... fruit juice boiled down with sugar and pectin."

2. :xbut: a CHICKEN eating a lawyer

3. DisOrDat

=:
:bbut:
don't press shift

::
:xbut:
press shift

/:
:bbut:
don't press shift

+:
:xbut:
press shift

~:
:xbut:
press shift

<:
:xbut:
press shift

-:
:bbut:
don't press shift

4. :abut: livin' on a prayer FIVE times a day

5. :abut: Dirty Dancing

6. :abut: "A PERENNIAL seriocomedy."

7. :ybut: Up in the Air

8. :bbut: a 16" Domino's Fiery Hawaiian

9. Correct Answer: :bbut: The Lion King's Zazu

9. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Aladdin's lago

10. :ybut: The More the Merrier

11. JACK ATTACK

General Motors:
United States

Toyota:
Japan

Volkswagen:
Germany

Renault:
France

Saab:
Sweden

Ferrari:
Italy

Hyundai:
South Korea

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JACK Pack 4.1 - Appaerosol Spray-On Apparel Back to Top

1. :xbut: powder himself with rice flour

2. :ybut: squatting to Psycho

3. DisOrDat

Benny Anderson:
:bbut:
ABBA

Björn Ulvaeus:
:bbut:
ABBA

Ektorp Jennylund:
:xbut:
IKEA

Agnetha Fältskog:
:bbut:
ABBA

Solsta Olarp:
:xbut:
IKEA

Beddinge Håvet:
:xbut:
IKEA

Anni-Frid Lyngstad:
:bbut:
ABBA

4. :abut: the "create-your-own" Korean stir-fry joint

5. :xbut: a human at the top of the hill

6. :xbut: two weeks

7. :bbut: unhappy-go-unlucky Georgia

8. :xbut: "This place is always crowded!"

9. Correct Answer: :xbut: Tasmanian Devil Pheromones

9. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: Road Runner Spray

10. :xbut: Bloomin' BANDICOOT

11. JACK ATTACK

Brad and Angelina:
Brangelina

Tom and Katie:
TomKat

Ben and Jennifer:
Bennifer

Bill and Hillary:
Billary

Spencer and Heidi:
Speidi

Rob and Amber:
Romber

Vince and Jennifer:
Vaughniston

 

 

JACK Pack 4.2 - In-Vigor-Ade Flavored Shower Heads Back to Top

1. :xbut: "Will somebody get my GRAWLIX coffee!!"

2. :ybut: Express Yourself

3. :ybut: Sir TWIX-a-lot

4. DisOrDat

Conan O'Brien:
:xbut:
Harvard grad

Bill Gates:
:bbut:
honorary grad

Tommy Lee Jones:
:xbut:
Harvard grad

Stephen Hawking:
:bbut:
honorary grad

Rivers Cuomo:
:xbut:
Harvard grad

J.K. Rowling:
:bbut:
honorary grad

Natalie Portman:
:xbut:
Harvard grad

5. :abut: Elmo

6. :xbut: once every 38 times

7. Correct Answer: :bbut: a moderate drizzle

9. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: a heavy shower

8. :abut: "All You Need Is SLEEP"

9. :bbut: the nonk

10. :xbut: Back to the Future and Back to the Future 3

11. JACK ATTACK

The Little Mermaid
:
Ariel

Harry Potter
pal:
Ron Weasley

Mad Men
secretary:
Joan Holloway

U.S. President:
Thomas Jefferson

'prop' comic:
Carrot Top

big cartoon dog:
Clifford

talk show host:
Conan O'Brien

 

 

JACK Pack 4.3 - U-Tattoo Do-It-Yourself-Tattoos Back to Top

1. :abut: Harry Potter's author

2. :xbut: a quarter

3. DisOrDat

wonder bar:
:xbut:
tool

butt trunk:
:bbut:
underwear

butt hinge:
:xbut:
tool

plumb bob:
:xbut:
tool

nut driver:
:xbut:
tool

contour pouch:
:bbut:
underwear

push up tanga:
:bbut:
underwear

4. :bbut: A Fig Newton at rest will remain at rest until eaten.

5. :xbut: Curious George

6. Correct Answer: :abut: Hoth

6. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: Tatooine

7. :bbut: ZAIRE-kraut and Sausage

8. :xbut: Pooh, Bart, Hank

9. :ybut: Libra

10. :abut: "Watch me SOIGNE my initials in your belly!"

11. JACK ATTACK

Indiana Jones:
snakes

Howard Hughes:
germs

B.A. Barracus:
flying

Frankenstein's monster:
fire

FDR:
fear itself

Robert Langdon:
small spaces

Captain Hook:
crocodiles

 

 

JACK Pack 4.4 - The Bottled Meat Co. Back to Top

1. :ybut: Mike Ditka VOMITING UP FOOD for Sammy Sosa

2. :abut: A Nightmare on Elm St.

3. :bbut: Fossil

4. DisOrDat

Alimentum:
:xbut:
infant formula

Nembrionic:
:bbut:
death metal

Isomil:
:xbut:
infant formula

Stovokor:
:xbut:
infant formula

Abramelin:
:bbut:
death metal

Nutramigen:
:xbut:
infant formula

Decrepit Birth:
:bbut:
death metal

5. Correct Answer: :abut: insects

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: beef tongue

6. :xbut: 3000ish

7. :bbut: "... Upsilon, Tau, Sigma, Rho..."

8. :xbut: "This South Carolinian vacation town is hot!"

9. :ybut: "Here comes the G-spot express!"

10. :abut: The 80/2 Year-Old Virgin

11. JACK ATTACK

Adam and Eve:
Garden of Eden

Zach Braff:
Garden State

Mary Lennox:
The Secret Garden

Michelle Obama:
organic garden

Ringo Starr:
"Octopus's Garden "

Buddhists:
Zen garden

Chris Cornell:
Soundgarden

 

 

JACK Pack 4.5 - The Badminton Superstore Back to Top

1. :xbut: animal 2

2. :ybut: 1/4 MILE of chocolate mint swirl

3. Correct Answer: :xbut: sorbet!!!

3. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: soft serve!!!

4. DisOrDat

Crystal Ooze:
:xbut:
D&D

Ochre Jelly:
:xbut:
D&D

Clotted Cream:
:bbut:
British treat

Green Slime:
:xbut:
D&D

Victoria Sponge:
:bbut:
British treat

Ty-phoo:
:bbut:
British treat

Gelatinous Cube:
:xbut:
D&D

5. :bbut: "That's no lady, that's my NIECE!"

6. :abut: to my ear

7. :abut: worship false ogre-gods

8. :xbut: a White Russian

9. :bbut: Memento

10. :ybut: between B & C

11. JACK ATTACK

Dorothy Gale:
ruby slippers

Hermes:
winged sandals

Carrie Bradshaw:
Manolo Blahniks

Michael Jordan:
Air Jordans

your mom:
combat boots

Cinderella:
glass slippers

horses:
horseshoes

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JACK Pack 4.6 - Horatio's 1:1 Ratio Mega Maps Back to Top

1. :ybut: Pineapple Express dubbed in Italian

2. :bbut: The Hunchback of Notre Dame

3. DisOrDat

Double Trouble
:
:xbut:
Elvis

Sex on the Beach
:
:bbut:
shot

Clambake
:
:xbut:
Elvis

Fun in Acapulco
:
:xbut:
Elvis

Snake Bite
:
:bbut:
shot

Love Me Tender
:
:xbut:
Elvis

Slippery Nipple
:
:bbut:
shot

4. :xbut: Bugle Boy

5. Correct Answer: :abut: the voice of Honda commercials

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :xbut: the Artistic Director of London's Globe Theatre

6. :xbut: a NATLE Charlie NcCarthy

7. :bbut: Davy Crockett TOPPING his enemies with ICE CREAM

8. :abut: a CAPYBARA skilled in martial arts

9. :ybut: "Sniff, sniff - God has just spoken to me!"

10. :xbut: "The Times They Are a-Cyclin'"

11. JACK ATTACK

Ursa Major:
The Great Bear

Cygnus:
The Swan

Canis Major:
The Great Dog

Corona Borealis:
The Northern Crown

Orion:
The Hunter

Lepus:
The Hare

Sagittarius:
The Archer

 

 

JACK Pack 4.7 - Grandma's Pride Hand-Knit I.V. Accessories Back to Top

1. :xbut: Alfred Hitchcock

2. :xbut: phrase 2

3. :bbut: The cheerleading squad will chase after him.

4. DisOrDat

Escarole:
:bbut:
leafy vegetable

Murano:
:xbut:
SUV

Cardoon:
:bbut:
leafy vegetable

Sorento:
:xbut:
SUV

Tiguan:
:xbut:
SUV

Endive:
:bbut:
leafy vegetable

Sorrel:
:bbut:
leafy vegetable

5. Correct Answer: :xbut: VI

5. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: IV

6. :ybut: FLORAL VALANCE Island

7. :xbut: Maxwell House Coffee

8. :ybut: performing scenes from Shakespeare

9. :abut: A leading fruit juice brand contains GROUND UP BUGS!

10. :ybut: CHAPTER 7: Sucked Dry

11. JACK ATTACK

pig:
pork

calf:
veal

snails:
escargot

squid:
calamari

old sheep:
mutton

pigeon:
squab

deer:
venison

 

 

JACK Pack 4.8 - 5th Wheel Motors Car Side Cars Back to Top

1. :ybut: Stairway to Elysium

2. Correct Answer: :xbut: worn pantyhose

2. Wrong Answer of the Day: :bbut: danced in "West Side Story"

3. DisOrDat

Sanitaire:
:xbut:
vacuum

Gentle Glide:
:bbut:
tampon

Reliable:
:xbut:
vacuum

Avanti:
:xbut:
vacuum

Beyond:
:bbut:
tampon

Compak Pearl:
:bbut:
tampon

Dirt Devil:
:xbut:
vacuum

4. :bbut: spünkliken

5. :xbut: Tool

6. :bbut: The lovebirds tied a wide, triangular knot in a necktie!

7. :bbut: L

8. :abut: IV, VI, II

9. :xbut: Harpo acting in more films than he needs to survive

10. :ybut: Missouri

11. JACK ATTACK

E:
Everyone

M:
Mature

E10+:
Everyone 10 & Older

EC:
Early Childhood

T:
Teen

AO:
Adults Only

RP:
Rating Pending

 

 

JACK Pack 4.9 - Ken & Larry's Never-Melt Ice Cream Back to Top

1. :bbut: little eyeglasses

2. :ybut: that guy from Monk

3. :xbut: "Watch for high winds and RUM storms."

4. DisOrDat

The Breakfast:
:xbut:
jam band

The Good Egg:
:bbut:
Bob Evans meal

Ten Ton Chicken:
:xbut:
jam band

Deep Banana Blackout:
:xbut:
jam band

Border Scramble:
:bbut:
Bob Evans meal

Griddle & Meat:
:bbut:
Bob Evans meal

Leftover Salmon:
:xbut:
jam band

5. :abut: Alec Baldwin drowning William Baldwin in hair gel

6. :ybut: fox hunting

7. Correct Answer: :bbut: Cassandra's Dream

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Scoop

8. :xbut: Kevin Gannet

9. :abut: KoRned beef

10. :bbut: Three

11. JACK ATTACK

Hell's Kitchen
:
Gordon Ramsay

30-Minute Meals
:
Rachel Ray

Barefoot Contessa
:
Ina Garten

The Naked Chef
:
Jamie Oliver

The Muppet Show
:
The Swedish Chef

Essence of Emeril
:
Emeril Lagasse

Good Eats
:
Alton Brown

 

 

JACK Pack 4.10 - Freezy Freddie's Discount Cryogenics Outlet Back to Top

1. :xbut: CURVING and ORNATE FORMS of chocolatey goodness

2. :bbut: a BROMINE medal in swimming

3. DisOrDat

Final Blackout
:
:xbut:
L. Ron book

Go Cut Creator Go
:
:bbut:
LL song

Death's Deputy
:
:xbut:
L. Ron book

The Boomin' System
:
:bbut:
LL song

Under the Black Ensign
:
:xbut:
L. Ron book

The Kingslayer
:
:xbut:
L. Ron book

Big Ole Butt
:
:bbut:
LL song

4. :abut: "Meet me out back!"

5. :xbut: Mr. ORANGE

6. :abut: Pretty Woman

7. Correct Answer: :abut: Egghead

7. Wrong Answer of the Day: :ybut: Mr. Freeze

8. :bbut: "FRANKLIN W. DIXON" spelled out in bones

9. :xbut: Quentin Helms

10. :bbut: 80 hours

11. JACK ATTACK

Chicago, IL:
Lollapalooza

Park City, UT:
Sundance

Black Rock City, NV:
Burning Man

Indio, CA:
Coachella

Bethel, NY:
Woodstock

Austin, TX:
South by Southwest

Manchester, TN:
Bonnaroo

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