mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) [highlight]This guide is intended for use on Xbox360Achievements.org only. You may not copy this guide and post it elsewhere, regardless of if you try to pass it off as your own work or give me credit. Changing the wording slightly to try to pass it off as your own work is also forbidden.[/highlight] If you still have any questions to ask about this game and its achievements, or just want to say thanks, feel free to create an account and say hi. I'd be happy to answer any questions you have, and there are plenty of other great guides for other games written by others who will be happy to help you get your achievements. Table of Contents Base Game Episodes 01 - 08 Episodes 09 - 15 Episodes 16 - 22 Episodes 23 - 29 Episodes 30 - 36 Episodes 37 - 43 Episodes 44 - 50 Episodes 51 - 57 Episodes 58 - 64 Episodes 65 - 71 Episodes 72 - 73 JACK Pack 1 Episodes 01 - 05 Episodes 06 - 10 JACK Pack 2: Best of the Webshow Episodes 01 - 05 Episodes 06 - 10 JACK Pack 3 Episodes 01 - 05 Episodes 06 - 10 JACK Pack 4 Episodes 01 - 05 Episodes 06 - 10 Introduction NOTE: Yes, this is after the Table of Contents. I want that at the top for people using the "Back to Top" links to navigate quickly around this guide. What This Guide Is: A complete list of all the correct answers (with Wrong Answers of the Day included) for all multiple choice, Dis Or Dat, and Jack Attack questions in both the base game and all DLC question packs. You should be able to find this useful for obtaining almost all of the achievements that pertain to either getting questions right or getting questions wrong. You can also use this to get through all of the episodes a bit more quickly for those achievements if all you want from this game is some quick GamerScore, but I would personally recommend playing the game once without this first and just having some fun with what is a really great trivia game. What This Guide Is Not: A list of what kind of question each of the questions are for the various "Get 10/3 ____ questions correct" achievements. If you use this guide to get EVERYTHING right, obviously you will eventually get those achievements, but this guide does not point out which questions in which episodes will be counted for those achievements. It is also not just a list of Wrong Answers of the Day. Each episode's WAotD is included in this guide along with all of the correct answers. If you want just a list of WAotD without any right answers, please look below as I have provided links to two different kinds of these lists. This guide is also not download friendly and most definitely not printer friendly. You could use your browser's "Save page as..." function to have a copy of this for offline use, but this could be messy for some users. Thus, I have provided a link to a list of the right answers in PDF format below. As for printing, I would not recommend printing either this thread or the PDF out. Obviously a forum is not exactly a printer friendly thing in the first place, and considering how large this guide is, you're going to burn through a lot of paper and ink if you want to print this all out. As for the PDF, each episode is on its own page, so unless you want to print out 103 pages, I wouldn't recommend printing that either. Links to Other Useful Resources YDKJ Answer Guide PDF by shrocky2. A nearly complete list of the correct answers and Wrong Answers of the Day in PDF form, which makes it great for downloading. Note that it is missing the occasional answer here and there, and it doesn't have all of the Jack Attack answers, but if you need something you can save and look at offline, it can likely still be useful to you. Back Taxes - Wrong Answer Guide by nastymastadaddy. A list of just the Wrong Answers of the Day, in button only form. Base game is in the first post, DLC is in the second. Back Taxes Complete List by Itsbrown4606. Another list of just the Wrong Answers of the day, with the buttons and the text of the answer. Base game is the linked post, and scroll up to the achievement guide for the DLC. Road Map and Achievement Guide by Itsbrown4606. Obviously quite useful in getting the achievements. Edited February 19, 2012 by mjc0961 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] Episode 01: Supreme Court Children’s Vitamins Back to Top 1. 63 2. "Overuses the sauce squirters." 3. Guan 4. Captain Hook 5. DisOrDatInnocent: Pope Lucky: Britney Urban: Pope Outrageous: Britney Hilarius: Pope Toxic: Britney Lonely: Britney6. 12 Pez per Perez Pez 7. 2009 8. Correct Answer: a Veggie Lover's Pizza 8. Wrong Answer of the Day: a Super Supreme Pizza 9. both have perfect cleavage 10. pour hot fryer oil on them 11. JACK ATTACKMedusa: snakes Chia Head: leaves Cabbage Patch Kids: yarn Pinhead: pins Ghost Rider: fire Barbie: nylon the Scarecrow: straw Episode 02: Fistable Bowling Equipment, Inc. Back to Top 1. Baby Kermit 2. Correct Answer: "Talkin' to saints is just one tool from the religious shed." 2. Wrong Answer of the Day: "Get your head out of the gutter." 3. the FLEET ADMIRAL of fleece 4. DisOrDatWoman in a Rocking Chair: Renoir Two Young Girls at the Piano: Renoir Dog Eats Dinner: YouTube Grape Lady Falls: YouTube Young Boy with a Cat: Renoir History of Dance: YouTube Nude on Cushions: Renoir5. about 6.02 x 10^23 moles 6. an ELEPHANT eating a PEANUT 7. Avatar 8. Lite-Brite 9. ?uestlove 10. five 11. JACK ATTACKPBS: public 1080p TV: progressive P. Diddy: Puff HPV: papilloma chemical symbol "P": phosphorous P.T. Barnum: Phineas p.m.: post Episode 03: Buoyant Baby Water Cribs Back to Top 1. Lady Godiva 2. I'm Very Angry That It's Not Butter 3. DisOrDatcandlenut: spice spikenard: spice cameltoe: fashion faux pas catnip: spice monoboob: fashion faux pas front butt: fashion faux pas Chinese anise: spice4. Prison Break 5. the guys on Mount Rushmore 6. Uruguay Shore 7. get a sex change 8. 11 dimensions of decent compatibility 9. Correct Answer: Witch's Broom 9. Wrong Answer of the Day: Cat's Cradle 10. XL 11. JACK ATTACKSpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick Star Oprah Winfrey: Gayle King Corey Haim: Corey Feldman Frodo: Samwise Bart Simpson: Milhouse van Houten Ben Affleck: Matt Damon Wayne Campbell: Garth Algar Episode 04: Fat-Mouth Fascist Fish Back to Top 1. top, middle case 2. Starburst 3. Jennifer Lopez's JOINT 4. DisOrDatChocolate Factory: R. Kelly Marshmallow Blaster: Toys R Us Water Pop Blaster: Toys R Us 12 Play: R. Kelly Rockstar Bounce House: Toys R Us Double Up: R. Kelly Rockin' Roll Girls: Toys R Us5. Panera's Pangaea Panini 6. 8 ShamWows 7. Lego, Eggo, Prego 8. Correct Answer: moe. singing "My Mashed Fruit (Pulp & All)" 8. Wrong Answer of the Day: Phish singing "You're Bitter" 9. become MORE REFINED as an actor 10. Cockburn Town 11. JACK ATTACKSpider-Man: Aunt May pancake mix: Aunt Jemima Dorothy Gale: Auntie Em Harry Potter: Aunt Petunia pretzel shop: Auntie Anne's Lisa Simpson: Aunts Patty and Selma bread: Aunt Millie's Episode 05: Fashion Barrel Barrel Wear Back to Top 1. admitting you have a Pringle problem 2. Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster 3. Bee, Bea, Be, B 4. Archibald Asparagus 5. DisOrDatflying jib: pirate ship captain's chair: both plank: both ball bridge: ab exercise keel: pirate ship cable chops: ab exercise fore boom: pirate ship6. brokebacK2 7. to keep track of his shrubbery 8. Ernest Hemingway 9. Correct Answer: "Table for 2.6" at the Cheesecake Factory 9. Wrong Answer of the Day: "Table for 3.5" at Cracker Barrel 10. Garfield-hotep 11. JACK ATTACKgarbanzo bean: chickpea scallion: green onion squab: pigeon prawn: shrimp hazelnut: filbert submarine sandwich: hero calamari: squid Episode 06: Romanticlip Tandem Toenail Clippers Back to Top 1. the Cenozoic Era 2. the butcher 3. @Shake$peare 4. Correct Answer: the N.Y. JETS 4. Wrong Answer of the Day: the L.A. CLIPPERS 5. DisOrDatHidden Valley Ranch: ranch dressing Cherry Patch Ranch: Nevada brothel Moonlight Bunny Ranch: Nevada brothel Wish-Bone Ranch: ranch dressing Chicken Ranch: Nevada brothel Annie's Natural Cowgirl Ranch: ranch dressing Marie's Creamy Ranch: ranch dressing6. as long as the "Twilight" movie New Moon 7. five Snuggies 8. Archie, golden arches, Arch 9. "WIND TURBINES can blow me!" 10. "Listen, you 16 dogs were dope!" 11. JACK ATTACKUncle Sam: top hat Baby Huey: bonnet conspiracy theorists: tin foil hat Packers fans: Cheesehead hat Yosemite Sam: ten-gallon hat Axl Rose: bandana Ali G: yellow beanie Episode 07: Granny's Roach Butter Back to Top 1. for life 2. Correct Answer: horn #2: "O Tannenbaum" 2. Wrong Answer of the Day: horn #1: "La Cucaracha" 3. 24-Karat Low-Fat Pretzel Sticks 4. DisOrDatWhat You Want Is What You Get: McDonald's Every Time a Good Time: McDonald's I'm Qualified to Satisfy You: Barry White Put a Smile On: McDonald's I've Got So Much to Give: Barry White I'm Lovin' It: McDonald's Never, Never Gonna Give You Up: Barry White5. Michelangelo's David 6. dissociative identity disorder 7. a dorder collie 8. drive in a straight line to your destination 9. a LOGANBERRY Tour 10. MOM - WOW 11. JACK ATTACKChristopher Columbus: India Marlin the Clownfish: Nemo Neil Young: a heart of gold Ponce de Leon: fountain of youth Buddy the Elf: his father Captain John H. Miller: Private Ryan Joshua Waitzkin: Bobby Fischer Episode 08: Brownana Banana Toasters Back to Top 1. She'd die. 2. He's Just Not That Into You 3. DisOrDatTake That: boy band Cutter: insect repellent 98 Degrees: boy band Damage: boy band OFF!: insect repellent Ultra-Pure: insect repellent O-Zone: boy band4. Natesbook 5. 12 suspicious bulls and steers 6. Correct Answer: nickel (N) 6. Wrong Answer of the Day: potassium (K) 7. "MEAT SUBSTITUTES rule!" 8. "Safe!" 9. Cracker Jacks 10. The Mystery of Edwin Drood 11. JACK ATTACKTerminator 2: Judgement Day Speed 2: Cruise Control Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed Barbershop 2: Back in Business Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous X2: X-Men United Edited June 15, 2011 by mjc0961 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] Episode 09: Hopalong Harry's One-Leg-At-A-Time Pantorium Back to Top 1. 1400 degrees Fahrenheit 2. a chain with an iced-out albatross 3. Ed Harris cutting chicken parm for Neil Patrick Harris 4. "Wherefore Do Fools Fall in Love?" 5. DisOrDat Opportunity: Successories poster Dignity: adult diaper Certainty: adult diaper Poise: adult diaper Confidence: Successories poster Tranquility: adult diaper Perseverance: Successories poster 6. Correct Answer: Luke Skywalker 6. Wrong Answer of the Day: Captain Ahab 7. "roll over" 8. He'll finish the gallon, but will be violently ill for weeks. 9. Count Chocula 10. the Spider-Man kiss 11. JACK ATTACK Snow White: dwarfs heptagon: sides Catholicism: deadly sins Stephen R. Covey: Habits of Effective People yoga: chakras Rome: hills Kurosawa's masterpiece: Samurai Episode 10: BloodCo. Back to Top 1. alliteration 2. His ears will be stronger. 3. The Tower of B@bble 4. Correct Answer: The Mummy 4. Wrong Answer of the Day: Dracula 5. DisOrDat anti-breakage system: Nexxus shampoo digital compass: Nexus phone volume control: both noise cancellation: Nexus phone 100:000:1 contrast ratio: Nexus phone heat protection: Nexxus shampoo NOT tested on animals: both 6. four Oliver Stones high 7. 78 8. Mahatma Gandhi 9. the stack of barrels 10. Iron Man 11. JACK ATTACK Scrooge: Jacob Marley Ichabod Crane: Headless Horseman Pac-Man: Blinky Cole Sear: Dr. Malcolm Crowe Zorak: Space Ghost Simba: Mufasa the Ghostbusters: Slimer Episode 11: Country Charm Indoor Outhouses Back to Top 1. "Two Girls, 1/2 Pint" 2. will.i.have been 3. "WWII Rationing Fashion Tips!" 4. DisOrDat Baywatch: worst The Howard Stern Show: worst Hogan's Heroes: worst Bewitched: best Star Trek: The Next Generation: best The Brady Bunch Hour: worst Barney & Friends: worst 5. Correct Answer: Keno 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: Craps 6. "WELCOME TO INDIANAPOLIS MOTOR SPEEDWAY!!!" 7. Captain Morgan, Cap'n Crunch, Captain Planet 8. the Memphis Archbishops 9. They've both lived in Scranton, Pennsylvania. 10. to Afghanistan 11. JACK ATTACK Luke Skywalker: Obi-Wan Kenobi Wilbur the pig: Charlotte Helen Keller: Anne Sullivan Neo: Morpheus Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splinter Sancho Panza: Don Quixote King Arthur: Merlin Episode 12: The Girly Drink Supply Warehouse Back to Top 1. The Jonas First Cousins, Once Removed 2. just below the knee 3. Correct Answer: Jerry 3. Wrong Answer of the Day: Cosmo 4. DisOrDat Penelope Smallbone: Bond girl Mary Goodnight: Bond girl Strawberry Fields: Bond girl Prairie Dawn: Sesame Street Sherry Netherland: Sesame Street Abby Cadabby: Sesame Street Christmas Jones: Bond girl 5. June 22 6. butterfly, pupa, caterpillar, egg 7. Arizona 8. South Tacific 9. "My Name Is (ORANGE)" 10. Blue Danube on kazoo 11. JACK ATTACK England: U.K. retirement plan: 401(k) US president: JFK cereal: Special K Olympic event: 5k convenience store: Circle K "I'm joking" text: jk Episode 13: You've Got Gall! Gall Stone Jewelers Back to Top 1. They both owned a factory. 2. Horchata 3. a huge chunk of EARTH 4. If Roast Beef Could Fly by Jay Leno 5. DisOrDat The Cloister: fancy hotel The Privy: toilet The Swag: fancy hotel The Little Nell: fancy hotel The Netty: toilet The Breakers: fancy hotel The Bog: toilet 6. pour vinegar on it 7. "32 teams, 32 noodles!" 8. Cameron Diaz 9. 5:35 am 10. Correct Answer: Pepe le Pew 10. Wrong Answer of the Day: Charles de Galle 11. JACK ATTACK Jake Gyllenhaal: Maggie Malia Obama: Sasha Jessica Simpson: Ashlee Jason Bateman: Justine Jem Finch: Scout Ross Gellar: Monica Donny Osmond: Marie Episode 14: What-a-Prick Cactus Company Back to Top 1. 1/2 of a Lovato 2. "The Hippopotamus Hunt!" 3. DisOrDat Citizens of Humanity: jeans People's Liberation: jeans Call to Action: non-profit 7 For All Mankind: jeans Global Impact: non-profit True Religion: jeans Rock and Republic: jeans 4. 9:00 AM until 9:18 AM 5. Doom 6. $19.89 7. Correct Answer: mountain biking on MARS 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: a biathlon through the GOBI DESERT 8. a frilly apron with the words "Do Not Resuscitate!" 9. Quidditch, Skee-Ball, bumper pool 10. whale fingers 11. JACK ATTACK Luke Skywalker: C-3P0 John Connor: The Terminator Conan O'Brien: Pimpbot 3000 Pee Wee Herman: Conky Sam Witwicky: Optimus Prime Godzilla: Mechagodzilla Dave Bowman: HAL2000 Episode 15: Rug Munchers Dietary Flooring Back to Top 1. Squidward 2. Pigtails in a Blanket 3. Correct Answer: Go pull over, Speed Racer, go! 3. Wrong Answer of the Day: Go floor it Speed Racer, go! 4. Deal or No Deal 5. DisOrDat Love and kindness are the very basis of society.: Dalai Lama Japan is amazing.: Taylor Swift I feel sort of like a crumpled up shirt.: Taylor Swift Others have the right to happiness, just like yourself.: Dalai Lama My new favorite animal is the koala.: Taylor Swift The non-violent way is the human way.: Dalai Lama I may or may not have just gone on a tiny muffin binge.: Taylor Swift 6. "It's so RAW and CHOPPY." 7. the temperature of an Olympic swimming pool 8. No Country For Old Men 9. Tropicana 10. more than half a wolf 11. JACK ATTACK Luke & Owen: Wilson Randy & Dennis: Quaid Jeff & Beau: Bridges Mark & Donnie: Wahlberg Joel & Ethan: Coen Frank & Sylvester: Stallone Ben & Casey: Affleck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] Episode 16: Grin Toothpaste Kegs Back to Top 1. as wide as a KING, as long as a CALIFORNIA KING 2. sneakers for plus-size women 3. one and a half lives 4. DisOrDat Flopsy: Beatrix Potter Dropsy: fish disease Mopsy: Beatrix Potter Bloat: fish disease Hunca Munca: Beatrix Potter Ick: fish disease Pigling Bland: Beatrix Potter 5. the REVOLUTIONARY weight-loss WAR 6. Correct Answer: Batman studying zoology at DARTMOUTH 6. Wrong Answer of the Day: Wonder Woman learning Greek at COLGATE 7. Close Encounters of the Third Kind & Star Wars (1977) 8. Franklin D. Roosevelt 9. Intellectual Spice 10. Simba 11. JACK ATTACK pig: "Oink!" pirate: "Arrr!" cat: "Meow!" Wolverine's claws: "Snikt!" yoga instructor: "Om!" Beaker: "Meep!" Homer: "D'oh!" Episode 17: Digitensils Electronic Utensils Back to Top 1. 38% 2. March 15: beware! Beware! 3. decide if there would be a tribal council at all 4. DisOrDat Aspercreme: pain-relief cream Mississippi Mud: ice cream Gold Medal Ribbon: ice cream Icy Hot: pain-relief cream Australian Dream: pain-relief cream Mineral Ice: pain-relief cream Love Potion #31: ice cream 5. Correct Answer: hang from the chandelier with his ADHESIVE PADS 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: kiss all the ladies with his FORKED TONGUE 6. nice and DRY 7. Little Miss Venezuelan Tropical Rainstorm 8. Bengals - Lions - Panthers 9. Ross and Monica 10. What Not to Wear if You're Amish 11. JACK ATTACK Dwight Schrute: Michael Scott E Street Band: Bruce Springsteen Prof. McGonagall: Prof. Dumbledore Peter Parker: J. Jonah Jameson James Bond: M Liz Lemon: Jack Donaghy Elaine Benes: J. Peterman Episode 18: Crazy Oedea's Discount Amoebas Back to Top 1. starboard 2. "Great, now I have OIL all on my butt!" 3. Correct Answer: "I've seen you TELEGRAPH me signals all night." 3. Wrong Answer of the Day: "I lost my CELL number, can I have yours?" 4. Toronto MAPLE LEAFS 5. DisOrDat Marie Callender: real foodie Aunt Jemima: fake foodie Duncan Hines: real foodie Oscar Mayer: real foodie Mrs. Butterworth: fake foodie Jimmy Dean: real foodie Uncle Ben: fake foodie 6. a full-slab 7. Eyjafjallajökull 8. Nounds 9. "What a VIXEN!" 10. Ground Sirloinwad 11. JACK ATTACK Indiana: Jones Tennessee: Williams Virginia: Madsen Minnesota: Fats Washington: Irving Michigan: J. Frog Georgia: O'Keefe Episode 19: The Insincere Greeting Card Factory Back to Top 1. Steel Kid 2. a dog on a log 3. Life's a BEAST. 4. "Mom, you make me feel like a King! XXX, Simba!" 5. DisOrDat Heidegger: German philosopher Horkheimer: German philosopher Knackwurst: German sausage Lipps: German philosopher Schopenhauer: German philosopher Braunschweiger: German sausage Stippgrutze: German sausage 6. Correct Answer: Brooks & Ronnie Dunn 6. Wrong Answer of the Day: Hall & Mark Oates 7. Children, Women, Men 8. Merchant of Venice with Jeff Foxworthy 9. Nicaraguan rats 10. "Uff! He should put some ice on his STAMEN!" 11. JACK ATTACK "Put your left hand in...": Hokey Pokey "Strike a pose...": Vogue "Just slide, baby slide...": Tootsie Roll "A little bit softer now...": "Shout" "One hop this time...": Cha Cha Slide "Heel, toe, do-si-do...": Boot Scootin' Boogie "It's just a jump to the left...": The Time Warp Episode 20: Dick's Dickeys Back to Top 1. Yes, up to five toes per Croc Croc. 2. a Swiffer Duster 3. 1/3,000 4. Arizona Wildcats 5. DisOrDat Wopsie: Dickens Smoofer: fart Bumble: Dickens Buzfuz: Dickens Flabbergaster: fart Creakle: Dickens Mudslapper: fart 6. Sweden 7. "I can be whoever you want me to be!" 8. mechanically separated chicken, water, pork 9. Correct Answer: Diary of a Wimpy Kid 9. Wrong Answer of the Day: Fun with Dick and Jane 10. Lava Sauce 11. JACK ATTACK Michael Jackson: King of Pop Kevin James: King of Queens Jesus Christ: King of Kings Budweiser: King of Beers Hank Hill: King of the Hill a lion: King of Beasts Howard Stern: King of All Media Episode 21: Magic Pudding Back to Top 1. every 500 years 2. Slash/Virgule 3. DisOrDat The Sheboygan Press: newspaper The Cleveland Steamer: sex act The Columbus Dispatch: newspaper The Wichita Eagle: newspaper The Toledo Blade: newspaper The Alaskan Pipeline: sex act The New Orleans Welcome: sex act 4. CSI: Miami 5. "Night Fever" 6. "Spouse is gone, and I got one thing on my mind: CORN!" 7. "SOUND WAVES are fascists!" 8. Keanu Reeves 9. Correct Answer: Brill-O 9. Wrong Answer of the Day: Jell-O 10. canines 11. JACK ATTACK vampire lovers: Team Edward Andy Richter: Team Coco B.A. Baracus: The A-Team profane marionettes: Team America Jordan & Johnson: Dream Team minor league player: farm team union workers: Teamsters Episode 22: Ted's Drop Dead Gorgeous Body Bags Back to Top 1. "This medicated pad will wipe away that massive STORM!" 2. They would have expanded their tours westward. 3. a sassy STORK 4. the dragon would drool 5. DisOrDat bladdernut: tree buckeye: tree saddleback: medical condition black gum: tree clubfoot: medical condition shadbush: tree old man's beard: tree 6. Section C (70 meters away) 7. It's Always Sunny in Yuma, Arizona 8. Correct Answer: STD 8. Wrong Answer of the Day: DOA 9. They'd really RESIN-ate with audiences. 10. Top of the Eiffel Tower Climb 11. JACK ATTACK Princes Leia: Death Star Number Six: The Village Jack Shephard: The Island Ron Burgundy: glass case of emotion Princess Peach: Bowser's Castle a genie: lamp R Kelly: Closet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] Episode 23: Reformed Robots Housecleaning Company Back to Top 1. Carts couldn't escape the mass of the parking lot. 2. Correct Answer: Samba No. 5 2. Wrong Answer of the Day: Roomba No. 5 3. Nemo 4. DisOrDat Breathing Lessons: Pulitzer How Not to Be Seen: Python A Good Scent from a Strange Mountain: Pulitzer The Cheese Shop: Python Tinkers: Pulitzer Hitler in England: Python Argument Clinic: Python 5. "It quenches a SEVERE thirst!" 6. factorial 7. Gladiator 8. Merriam-Webster's entry on Merriam-Webster 9. Malcolm X, XXX 10. "I'm doin' some SOUTH AMERICAN shore seashellin'!" 11. JACK ATTACK Santa: full beard Wolverine: mutton chops Mark Twain: walrus mustache Homer Simpson: five o'clock shadow Howie Mandel: soul patch John Waters: pencil mustache Splinter: fu manchu Episode 24: Salvador's Unnecessary Animal Hybrids Back to Top 1. "XX-z!" 2. Correct Answer: Dr. Venkman 2. Wrong Answer of the Day: Dr. Moreau 3. DisOrDat Urimax: pee drug Lorax: Dr. Seuss Flomax: pee drug Flummox: Dr. Seuss Rapaflo: pee drug Zax: Dr. Seuss Thing One: Dr. Seuss 4. Prince of Iran 5. Willis Tower in Chicago 6. T-Jeff 7. Prince 8. "Polly want a MILK!" 9. Lindsay Lohan 10. port access 11. JACK ATTACK Snoopy: beagle Santa's Little Helper: greyhound Beethoven: St. Bernard Scooby-Doo: Great Dane Lassie: collie Target mascot: Bull Terrier Taco Bell mascot: chihuahua Episode 25: No Surprise Jack-in-the-Boxes Back to Top 1. Wile E. Coyote 2. the Pacific Northwest section 3. DisOrDat Tunney v. Dempsey: boxing Plessy v. Ferguson: Supreme Court Gideon v. Wainwright: Supreme Court Marbury v. Madison: Supreme Court Louis V. Schmeling: boxing Miranda v. Arizona: Supreme Court Liston v. Clay: boxing 4. Electrocuting an Elephant 5. Each of them Attended school overseas. 6. carbon dioxide balloons 7. her hips don't know they're lying 8. Correct Answer: the Smoke Monster eating SMOKED MUENSTER cheese 8. Wrong Answer of the Day: Jack Shephard eating SHEPHERD'S PIE 9. The Cat in the Hat 10. "I'm seeing an otolaryngologist about my sore throat." 11. JACK ATTACK Canada: maple leaf Japan: red dot California: bear end of Nascar race: black & white checkers pirate: skull and crossbones Olympics: interlocking rings Rohan: horse Episode 26: Owensville H.S. Lost and Found Outlet Store Back to Top 1. the introduction of FOREIGN tighty-whities 2. Lil' Romeo 3. a Prevacid 4. DisOrDat Dr. Bold: Dr. Pepper knock-off Dr. Koop: Surgeon General Dr. Shasta: Dr. Pepper knock-off Dr. Satcher: Surgeon General Dr. Elders: Surgeon General Dr. Thunder: Dr. Pepper knock-off Dr. Benjamin: Surgeon General 5. "Hey, it's porky the pig's ass!" 6. nepotism 7. developing a brighter yellow skin 8. The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, Baywatch Nights, Joey 9. Projekt Landebahn 10. Correct Answer: 31-17 10. Wrong Answer of the Day: 9-12 11. JACK ATTACK syrup lady: Mrs. Butterworth cookie lady: Mrs. Fields Chicago fire lady: Mrs. O'Leary seasoning lady: Mrs. Dash The Graduate lady: Mrs. Robinson Virginia Woolf's novel lady: Mrs. Dalloway Robin Williams as a lady: Mrs. Doubtfire Episode 27: Fat Jim's Weasel Jerky Back to Top 1. the crown of grains 2. Charlize Theron 3. a little over a million times 4. DisOrDat Morning Thunder: tea Fast & Furious: Diesel Tension Tamer: tea Fast Lane: tea Pitch Black: Diesel Red Zinger: tea Awakenings: Diesel 5. The Bhut Jolokia Hot Chili Peppers 6. "Drinking orange juice will help prevent a cold." 7. Correct Answer: Albus Dumbledore 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Ron Weasley 8. Nartin Van Duren 9. *****. The meat pies are to die for! 10. a 420 lb. very pregnant Tina Fey 11. JACK ATTACK caterpillar: butterfly Pinocchio: real boy Optimus Prime: truck The Ugly Duckling: swan Gregor Samsa: insect Cinderella's coach: pumpkin Chastity Bono: man Episode 28: Burnie's Baby-Browning Tanning Beds Back to Top 1. GOLD MasterCard 2. the caramelly EMERGENT layer 3. XP 4. Correct Answer: House 4. Wrong Answer of the Day: Burn Notice 5. DisOrDat Pretoria: world capital Burberry: fashion designer Ungaro: fashion designer Montevideo: world capital Dakar: world capital Hermes: fashion designer Demeulemeester: world capital 6. "If you believed, they put TWELVE men on the moon" 7. onomatopoeia 8. The Baldwin brothers 9. a virgin 10. a ram 11. JACK ATTACK Shrek: Mike Myers Sheriff Woody: Tom Hanks Po the Panda: Jack Black Chicken Little: Zach Braff Mr. Incredible: Craig T. Nelson Marmaduke: Owen Wilson Manny the Woolly Mammoth: Ray Romano Episode 29: Beautiful on the Inside Surgical Artwork Back to Top 1. one and a half minutes 2. Correct Answer: Donnie Brasco 2. Wrong Answer of the Day: Scarface 3. They play in a dome 4. DisOrDat Sullivan & Cromwell: law firm Ashford & Simpson: musical duo Covington & Burling: law firm Hall & Oates: musical duo Seals & Crofts: musical duo Kirkland & Ellis: law firm Loggins & Messina: musical duo 5. "I FENCED a Girl" 6. "You: Babe in tower with lamp. Me: Dude in ocean." 7. a banana 8. Holden Caulfield's 9. Pot4bellys 10. a Waterford Crystal YAM 11. JACK ATTACK Dr. Van Helsing: Dracula Dr. Alan Grant: Jurassic Park Dr. Emmett Brown: Back to the Future Dr. Octavius: Spider Man 2 Doc Holliday: Tombstone Dr. Richard Kimble: The Fugitive Dr. Zaius: Planet of the Apes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] Episode 30: Pot-O-Man Toilet Ottomans Back to Top 1. Tchaikovsky 2. a nickel 3. the lead singer of the Rolling Stones 4. DisOrDat Robin Hood: myth the Red Baron: real Paul Bunyan: myth Uncle Sam: myth Geronimo: real Pecos Bill: myth Johnny Appleseed: real 5. SNOW Dogs 6. "Fudge you, scabs!" 7. Atlanta's fondness for Dallas 8. Correct Answer: "THE BRUCE is mad!" 8. Wrong Answer of the Day: "THE JOHN will smash you!" 9. 405 10. add a laugh track 11. JACK ATTACK Freddy Krueger: Elm Street Bert & Ernie: Sesame Street Sweeney Todd: Fleet Street Bruce Springsteen: E Street Mardi Gras partiers: Bourbon Street Sherlock Holmes: Baker Street British prime minister: Downing Street Episode 31: Mr. Cow's Presidential Grilled Cheese Sandwiches Back to Top 1. Dopey 2. seven Star magazines 3. DisOrDat Felicity Merriman: American Girl Susan Atkins: Manson girl Lanie Holland: American Girl Patricia Krenwinkel: Manson girl Kit Kittredge: American Girl Addy Walker: American Girl Leslie Van Houten: Manson 4. Stewie would kill Peter and marry Lois. 5. Alabama/Pennsylvania/California 6. Correct Answer: The Ronco Automatic Pasta Maker 6. Wrong Answer of the Day: The George Foreman Grill 7. WWF, WDW, WWW, WOW 8. "I like 'em firm and GRADUALLY GROWIN'" 9. "May the QUANTUM Force be with you." 10. the Suspension-stad 11. JACK ATTACK Santa: sleigh Aladdin: carpet Hermione Granger: broom Elliott and E.T.: bicycle Snoopy: doghouse Marty McFly: DeLorean Howl: castle Episode 32: Rocky's Rodent Rockets Back to Top 1. boil her, then drop her in ice water 2. DisOrDat It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: complete sentence The New Adventures of Old Christine: sentence fragment America's Got Talent: complete sentence America's Next Top Model: sentence fragment How I Met Your Mother: sentence fragment Curb Your Enthusiasm: complete sentence What Not To Wear: sentence fragment 3. five First Ladies of the United States 4. "This pastwami tastes gweat!" 5. cunnerdund 6. a pint glass 7. Correct Answer: Stomp 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: the Rockettes 8. Icarus 9. both are impressionists 10. dip my toes in it 11. JACK ATTACK Pandora's box: all evils penalty box: hockey players black box: flight data Schrödinger's box: a cat Redbox: DVD rentals pillar box: British mail Justin Timberlake's SNL box: a d*ck Episode 33: Bobbe's Knobbe Shoppe Back to Top 1. the chimera 2. His film won "Best Picture" at the Venice Film Festival. 3. DisOrDat Pastor Ted Haggard: with a man Governor Eliot Spitzer: with a woman Senator John Edwards: with a woman Congressman Mark Foley: with a man President Bill Clinton: with a woman Senator Larry Craig: with a man David Letterman: with a woman 4. 144 dirty adult diapers 5. Correct Answer: the Finger Lakes 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: Nob Hill 6. the lead antagonist in Les Miserables 7. 180 feet 8. read the Tuesday newspaper 9. M-O-R-T-A-D-E-L-L-A 10. 960 bowls 11. JACK ATTACK Beatles ballad: "Hey Jude" Idol reality show: Hey Paula Outkast hit: "Hey Ya" Nickelodeon cartoon: Hey Arnold! Earnest movies catchphrase: "Hey Vern!" nursery rhyme: "Hey Diddle Diddle" Willie Mays: The Say Hey Kid Episode 34: Hawaii Hal's Lava Lampshades Back to Top 1. 13 slices of Canadian bacon 2. (5.4) consecutive summers 3. Saul the Snowshoe Hare 4. DisOrDat Corleggy: cheese Flustard: Seuss Munch Hunch: Seuss Wensleydale: cheese Gubbeen: cheese Stroodel: Seuss Chura Kampo: cheese 5. "Idiot!" 6. Correct Answer: St. Agnes 6. Wrong Answer of the Day: St. Helen 7. Bucknell University's Bucky the BISON 8. Hugh Hefner's 9. It would have a milky shell. 10. two glittery heads would grow in its place 11. JACK ATTACK *This Jack Attack is about plot twists in 7 movies. Open at your own risk!* [spoiler=moviespoilers]The Sixth Sense: He's a ghost! Psycho: The mother is dead! Planet of the Apes: It was Earth! Fight Club: They're the same person! Soylent Green: It's people! The Crying Game: She's a man, man! Citizen Kane: Rosebud is a sled! Episode 35: Shaggy's Roof Carpet Back to Top 1. South Africa 2. two Monday Night Raws 3. DisOrDat McDonalds: apostrophe Walgreens: no apostrophe Wendys: apostrophe Harrods: no apostrophe Starbucks: no apostrophe Lowes: apostrophe Applebees: apostrophe 4. Correct Answer: HALITOSIS! 4. Wrong Answer of the Day: SHINGLES! 5. sandals with toe-room on both ends 6. Marie Antoinette 7. a DKNY YDKJ in CMYK 8. Catch Me If You Can 9. The Leaning Tower of Pisa is actually leaning. 10. melting faces with FOUR bass guitars 11. JACK ATTACK Wolf: Blitzer Newt: Gingrich Buffalo: Bill Cat: Stevens Raven-: Symone Tiger: Woods Bear: Grylls Episode 36: The Internet: The Book Back to Top 1. IRON Maiden 2. Correct Answer: his leg hairs 2. Wrong Answer of the Day: his web 3. Cinco de Mayo, Flag Day, Sweetest Day 4. Bakugan 5. DisOrDat Velvet Smooth: blaxploitation Arnold: white bread Mahogany: blaxploitation Oroweat: white bread Petey Wheatstraw: blaxploitation Home Pride: white bread Dolemite: blaxploitation 6. green 7. Call of Duty 8. Brachiosaurus 9. Der Chef 10. "Jennifer Aniston's Pancreas Produces Insulin!" 11. JACK ATTACK Bart Simpson: Marge Hamlet: Gertrude JFK: Rose Jesus: Mary Stewie Griffin: Lois John Connor: Sarah Suri Cruise: Katie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] Episode 37: It's Never Too Late Adult Orphanage Back to Top 1. heat up the stage so hot that his clock MELTS 2. Volkswagen Cricket 3. Correct Answer: Lord of the Flies 3. Wrong Answer of the Day: Oliver Twist 4. DisOrDat Tostitos Fiesta Bowl: bowl game KFC Famous Bowl: food bowl Taco Bell Border Bowl: food bowl Little Caesars Pizza Bowl: bowl game Panda Express Panda Bowl: food bowl Chick-fil-A Bowl: bowl game Chipotle Burrito Bowl: food bowl 5. Atticus Finch 6. Bark-a-Bon 7. 1 X 10 (to the sixth power) Dollar Baby 8. be the spiciest contestant on the show 9. Both are called doughboys. 10. leaving an amphitheater 11. JACK ATTACK hourglass: sand piñata: candy large intestine: poop Russian doll: Russian dolls breast implant: silicone thermometer: mercury Twinkie: creamy filling Episode 38: Uncle Farty's Specialty Whoopie Cushions Back to Top 1. originally created in the 1600s 2. 6 & 20 3. DisOrDat Delta Dawn: Country Song Thunder Gulch: Kentucky Derby Grindstone: Kentucky Derby Amarillo by Morning: Country Song Sunday Silence: Kentucky Derby Mine That Bird: Kentucky Derby Here's a Quarter: Country Song 4. Git-r-done; HOWEVER, I will not judge you if you fail. 5. Correct Answer: nobody, because everyone's equal 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: Whoopi Goldberg, because she tells the best stories 6. "Oooh girl, I'm ONE INCH long!" 7. Calvin peeing on Arminianism 8. booger-covered artichokes 9. Dorian Gray 10. Roma roma ma! 11. JACK ATTACK best journalists: the Pulitzer best pitchers: the Cy Young best comics: the Eisner best ads: the Clio best teachers: the Golden Apple best mystery writers: the Edgar best worst movies: the Razzie Episode 39: Betchup, The Baked Bean Sauce Condiment Back to Top 1. Cal C. Yum the Caterpillar 2. 19th-century German scientist. 3. "Cleveland Rocks" 4. deals with the lights 5. DisOrDat Magic Bullet: "As Seen on TV" Booster Gold: superhero Juiceman: "As Seen on TV" The Sonic Ear: "As Seen on TV" Hourman: superhero Kaboom: "As Seen on TV" Mister Miracle: superhero 6. PoriferaBob SquarePants 7. Both have confronted lions. 8. fenur 9. Correct Answer: Nine Inch NAILS 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: The Black EYED Peas 10. a dog 11. JACK ATTACK polygraph machine: lies Geiger counter: radiation Breathalyzer: alcohol level seismograph: earthquakes SETI: aliens a medium: dead people canary in a coal mine: gas Episode 40: Buzz Kill Bee Beard Trimmers Back to Top 1. four 2. the Na'vi 3. 30 Paper 4. "All Boxes 30% off on December 26!" 5. DisOrDat Balboa: currency Ruble: currency Rupee: currency RuPaul: drag queen Kip: currency Colon: currency Dong: currency 6. Miss Iowa, and the less fortunate 7. Magic 8 Ball, Magic Johnson, Magic: the Gathering 8. Correct Answer: a fur Speedo and a GREEN JACKET 8. Wrong Answer of the Day: a battle-axe holster and a YELLOW JACKET 9. The season would last seven years. 10. "I ended an era, when I murdered Hera." 11. JACK ATTACK Independence Day: Bill Pullman Air Force One: Harrison Ford Mars Attacks: Jack Nicholson An American President: Michael Douglas Dave: Kevin Kline Deep Impact: Morgan Freeman The Contender: Jeff Bridges Episode 41: Ted's Wires Back to Top 1. Stallone, Willis, and Schwarzenegger 2. Perfection 3. The Beach Boys surfing into Normandy. 4. DisOrDat punchbowl: waterfall plunge: both horsetail: waterfall peephole: bra segmented: waterfall shelf: bra fan: waterfall 5. Emeril Lagasse as Circe 6. 19 teeth 7. Correct Answer: a which-er 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: a why-er 8. a yellow Fruit of the Loom 9. scutella (ella, ella) 10. The $25,000 PYRAMID 11. JACK ATTACK Dustin Hoffman: Tootsie Robin Williams: Mrs. Doubtfire Marlon Wayans: White Chicks John Travolta: Hairspray Johnny Depp: Ed Wood Jack Lemmon: Some Like it Hot Nathan Lane: The Birdcage Episode 42: "I'm Not Dead" Coffins for the Living Back to Top 1. quadrillion 2. they were both remarried 3. DisOrDat Jif: peanut butter Skipper: Barbie doll Skippy: peanut butter Fluff: Barbie doll Smuckers: peanut butter PJ: Barbie doll Tiff: Barbie doll 4. pouring out ice from His empty cocktail 5. three points 6. My butt's angles are less than 90 degrees. 7. the fox 8. violin, banjo, guitar 9. Agatha 10. Correct Answer: The Broker!!! 10. Wrong Answer of the Day: Undertaker!!! 11. JACK ATTACK petrol: gas pants: underwear lift: elevator holiday: vacation banger: sausage rubber: eraser crisps: chips Episode 43: The Red Council Back to Top 1. he'll get squished like clay 2. a colorless vampire 3. They both dropped out of school. 4. DisOrDat jellyfish: NOT a fish cuttlefish: NOT a fish starfish: NOT a fish crayfish: NOT a fish sawfish: NOT a fish Phish: NOT a fish eel: fish 5. Correct Answer: Shia LaBoeuf 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: Scarlett Johansson 6. Sound 3 7. 165 degrees Fahrenheit 8. Wile E. Coyote spinning a numbered wheel 9. HMS Snoopy 10. the one from Timecop 11. JACK ATTACK rock, paper..: scissors reading, writing...: arithmetic Huey, Duey...: Louie stop, drop...: roll Snap, Crackle...: Pop Nina, Pinta...: Santa Maria Earth, Wind...: Fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] Episode 44: The Suitcase Suit Warehouse Back to Top 1. Ghee 2. "Everybody dances now for 8 hours a day!" 3. DisOrDat Do-Si-Do: Girl Scout cookie Dasiy Go Round: Girl Scout cookie Wonder Wheel: Dollywood ride Lemon Twist: Dollywood ride Tagalong: Girl Scout cookie Shooting Star: Dollywood ride Trefoil: Girl Scout cookie 4. "...OUR SOBRIETY!" 5. a bag of pretzels 6. Early Birdie - she's female 7. Correct Answer: "Go! Go! Go! Take us to your leader: JOHNNY B. GOODE." 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: "CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON. There'll be peace never!" 8. Caterpillar 9. The Euphrates River 10. None of the above 11. JACK ATTACK Motorola motto: Hello, Moto. Broadway musical: Hello, Dolly! Sanrio character: Hello Kitty Seinfeld catchphrase: Hello, Newman. Beatles song: Hello, Goodbye Rupert Gee's restaurant: Hello Deli Spinal Tap's greeting to Chicago: Hello, Cleveland! Episode 45: The Breast Cancer Vet Cosmetic Animal Enhancements Back to Top 1. "Ref! He's SLASHING me!" 2. PIPperoni pizzas 3. 2001, 1984, 2012 4. The Human Torch lighting candles at a PETA rally 5. DisOrDat Special Times Just Right: champion dog A Moment Like This: Kelly Clarkson Surry Spice Girl: champion dog Miss Independent: Kelly Clarkson Whisperwind On A Carousel: champion dog Since U Been Gone: Kelly Clarkson Behind These Hazel Eyes: Kelly Carkson 6. Correct Answer: Australia's barrier reef 6. Wrong Answer of the Day: Wyoming's teton 7. Euclid 8. Pakistan 9. "The simplest shave is always the right shave!" 10. 3 11. JACK ATTACK The Big Lewbowski: White Russian Sideways: Pinot Noir Anchorman: Scotch Hot Fuzz: cranberry juice Bridget Jones' Diary: Chardonnay James Bond films: vodka martini Sex and the City: cosmopolitan Episode 46: Mama Leone's Pasta Beauty Parlor Back to Top 1. "Gloss on VENUS'S lops, a man on VENUS'S hips." 2. "share" 3. DisOrDat Elias Koteas: Greek actor Tinea Cruris: skin disease Nevus Oligemicus: skin disease Lupus Vulgaris: skin disease Marina Sirtis: Greek actor Gouty Panniculitis: skin disease Nia Vardalos: Greek actor 4. her momma bought her a knock-off diamond ring 5. The gold medal is mostly silver. 6. Superman 7. Sky Diving For Dunnies 8. Prince Prince of the House of Windsor 9. Correct Answer: BABY ANGELS playing near Grauman's Theatre 9. Wrong Answer of the Day: ANGEL HAIR flowing through Rodeo Drive 10. ethane 11. JACK ATTACK Sex and the City: New York Entourage: Hollywood Arrested Development: Orange County ER: Chicago Grey's Anatomy: Seattle The Wire: Baltimore Reno 911: Reno Episode 47: Lawn Wax Back to Top 1. Columbia, panty-raiding Cornell 2. Rid LICE-killing shampoo 3. DisOrDat Lazer Airzooka: Spencer's Gifts Cluster Bombs: military weapon The Spencer Repeater: Spencer's Gifts Hand Held Gaydar: Spencer's Gifts Grasshopper Cannon: military weapon Green Laser Kaleidoscope: Spencer's Gifts Black Light Magic Mushroom Poster: Spencer's Gifts 4. Correct Answer: red herrings 4. Wrong Answer of the Day: pink flamingoes 5. a 16.5-foot Rod Blagojevich 6. Kelly Clarkson voting for governor 7. Jack Bauer playing a game of euchre 8. slippers derivated from a BUNNY 9. the tryptophan in the turkey 10. Yeah, right. 11. JACK ATTACK pick "this one": this one pick "me": me pick "your nose": your nose pick "don't pick this": don't pick this pick "anything you want": anything you want pick "my butt": my butt pick "nothing": nothing Episode 48: Felt-Up Hand Puppet Lube Back to Top 1. John Mayer accelerates at 9.8 meters per second squared 2. Narcissus 3. Robert De Niro 4. DisOrDat World's End: Chronicles of Narnia Heaven's Gate: cult The Solar Temple: cult Lone Islands: Chronicles of Narnia Urantia: cult Stable Hill: Chronicles of Narnia Deep Realm: Chronicles of Narnia 5. Nothing, because he ate my entire brain. 6. "Mmm, tastes like hydrogen!" 7. "She's built like a BRICK house." 8. the Vegan VIRTUE Veggie Soup 9. a carnivorous plant on her ankle 10. Correct Answer: Mr. Mackey 10. Wrong Answer of the Day: Mr. Hand 11. JACK ATTACK Grateful Dead: Dead Heads Insane Clown Posse: Juggalos Clay Aiken: Claymates Phish: Phans Jimmy Buffet: Parrotheads Lady Gaga: Little Monsters The Whites Stripes: Candy Cane Children Episode 49: Herb's Herbs Back to Top 1. take some Soft 'N Gentle to the Sioux 2. Correct Answer: Million Dollar E-Trade Baby 2. Wrong Answer of the Day: Rosemary's E-Trade Baby 3. He'd be wearing brown suspenders. 4. Parliament Hill 5. DisOrDat moose: singular and plural: same mouse: singular and plural: different goose: singular and plural: different deer: singular and plural: same sheep: singular and plural: same bison: singular and plural: same ox: singular and plural: different 6. 1 through 12 7. Babe Ruth, Dan Marino, Michael Jordan 8. Aperture Falls 9. a Le Tigre TIGER shirt in a JAPANESE Bloomingdale's 10. CAL Q L8 11. JACK ATTACK rhinoscope: nose otoscope: ear laryngoscope: throat proctoscope: rectum hysteroscope: uterus arthroscope: joint cystoscope: bladder Episode 50: Ultimate Control Remote-Controlled Remotes Back to Top 1. ghosts 2. The Pope rides a MOTORCYCLE! 3. nouns 4. DisOrDat Willow Goldfinch: bird Willow Ptarmigan: bird Willow Rosenberg: Buffy Lark Bunting: bird Cordelia Chase: Buffy Riley Finn: Buffy Nene: bird 5. PR 6. D-troit Tigers 7. Correct Answer: Clue 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Click 8. Filiformhead 9. Amazon.cn 10. 425 minutes of your life 11. JACK ATTACK Jesus: in a manger Bruce Springsteen: in the USA John Henry: with a hammer Steve Martin's "Jerk": a poor black child Steppenwolf: to be wild Sam Cooke: by the river Yankee Doodle Dandy: on the Fourth of July Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] Episode 51: U-PLAN-IT Murder Supplies Back to Top 1. "Whoa! Call me IRRATIONAL, but this flavor is UNENDING!" 2. Peter Jackson 3. DisOrDat Baja Blast: Mountain Dew Creeper: computer virus LiveWire: Mountain Dew Sasser: computer virus Code Red: both Blaster: computer virus White Out: Mountain Dew 4. The Mountain Goats 5. 9, District 9, Nine 6. Correct Answer: funkadelic owls 6. Wrong Answer of the Day: funkadelic crows 7. They are both gothic. 8. Alaska 9. "...get down to brass tacks, Your Majesty..." 10. 10 11. JACK ATTACK dartboard center: bullseye overnight flight: redeye 1-and-1 dice roll: snake eyes last Kubrick film: Eyes Wide Shut Rocky theme: "Eye of the Tiger" conjunctivitis: pink eye detective: private eye Episode 52: Bed-Womb Buddies Back to Top 1. Marco yelling "Polo!" from China 2. Go Fish 3. DisOrDat Enchirito: Taco Bell El Monte: southern California Cerritos: southern California Chalupa Baja: Taco Bell Chula Vista: southern California Encinitas: southern California Escondido: southern California 4. Correct Answer: 9 1/2 Weeks 4. Wrong Answer of the Day: 9 Months 5. just simulating "cooking a meal" 6. in a pyramid 7. Titanic 8. "I'm gonna CLONE you, Dog!" 9. "Wanna see my U.K.size 9?" 10. Cambodian Wheel of Fortune 11. JACK ATTACK Lone Ranger: Silver Lisa Simpson: Princess Wilbur: Mr. Ed Gandalf: Shadowfax Rainbow Bright: Starlight Gumby: Pokey Ichabod Crane: Gunpowder Episode 53: Vitamin Holy Water Back to Top 1. "AAAA, our credit rating is bad!" 2. Correct Answer: Dissolver 2. Wrong Answer of the Day: Cross-Cutter 3. Yes, he could blush a lot. 4. L is for Littering 5. DisOrDat weave the ring: square dancing move jab step: NBA move hand check: NBA move stir the bucket: square dancing move give and go: NBA move pick and roll: NBA move partner trade: square dancing move 6. 1,000 7. swerving to Journey's backlog of melodiosity 8. Sound 2 9. National Security, Bad Boys, Big Momma's House, Blue Streak 10. "We sailed from Californiarrrr to South Americarrrr!" 11. JACK ATTACK carry-on items on U.S. flight: 2 Twitter characters per tweet: 140 legal blood-alcohol content: .08 children per Chinese family: 1 audition age for American Idol: 28 age to be a Boy Scout: 18 Spinal Tap amp volume: 11 Episode 54: Loco Louie's Breakable Party Favors Back to Top 1. One Fathom Under 2. calm and neutral 3. Correct Answer: The PINOCHLE Apprentice 3. Wrong Answer of the Day: The PINATA Apprentice 4. DisOrDat Mercury Blue: Gap t-shirt color Blue Haze: Miles Davis album Blue Period: Miles Davis album Equinox Blue: Gap t-shirt color Kind of Blue: Miles Davis album Dream Blue: Gap t-shirt color Dark Magus: Miles Davis album 5. The Adventures of Mikey the Meteorite 6. a PB&J at the Pyramids of Giza 7. come party with ke4ha 8. lenon-yellow 9. Sound 1 10. Toto, because he's a dog 11. JACK ATTACK Pirates of the Caribbean captain: Jack Sparrow "The Lady with the Lamp": Florence Nightingale Mrs. Doubtfire: Robin Williams Gulliver's Travels author: Jonathan Swift Beyonce's rapper hubby: Jay-Z Kelsey Grammer character: Frasier Crane sings "All I Wanna Do": Sheryl Crow Episode 55: Nite-Time Putty Back to Top 1. eFjord 2. a courteous case of tuberculosis 3. Deal or New Deal 4. DisOrDat Luca Brasi: The Godfather Bobby Shaftoe: Mother Goose Moe Greene: The Godfather Tom Hagen: The Godfather Solomon Grundy: Mother Goose Jack Sprat: Mother Goose Sonny Corleone: The Godfather 5. Correct Answer: Feeded 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: Putty 6. a small intestine bong 7. Anne Rice's 8. "He got famous in South Carolina, but he is modest 9. flugelhorn 10. "Give me a 'D' for DIRECT OBJECT!" 11. JACK ATTACK lingerie company: Victoria's Secret presidential bodyguards: Secret Service Johnny Rivers hit: Secret Agent Man Sue Monk Kidd bestseller: The Secret Life of Bees office gift exchange: Secret Santa Lily's Eyes musical: The Secret Garden Big Mac juice: secret sauce Episode 56: Gas O' the Sea Dolphin-Fueled Cars Back to Top 1. Ted Kaczynski 2. homographs 3. Ed McMahon 4. DisOrDat Chumbawamba: band Damballa: Voodoo Dishwalla: band Nago Shango: Voodoo Hoobastank: band Azacca: Voodoo Buckcherry: band 5. the affineur 6. Monk Idol 7. Correct Answer: 3 BENJAMINS and 10 SAWBUCKS 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: 10 JACKSONS and 3 FINS 8. Big 9. S-or 10. Aquaman 11. JACK ATTACK Pinocchio: marionette Gumby: clay figurine Barney: costumed human Big Mouth Billy Bass: animatronic model Lamb Chop: sock puppet Mrs. Butterworth: animated syrup bottle Drop Dead Fred: imaginary Episode 57: Chick-of-the-Sea Mermaid Starter Kits Back to Top 1. a 21-SQUARE-FOOT human skin area rug 2. 5 Billion More Years of Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 3. Lucy van Pelt 4. DisOrDat Tom Tom: GPS Brobee: Yo Gabba Gabba Garmin: GPS Trimble: GPS Plex: Yo Gabba Gabba Foofa: Yo Gabba Gabba Muno: Yo Gabba Gabba 5. Correct Answer: a Wonderland picnic with ALICE 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: a hot tub dip with ARIEL 6. a blood-thirsty mosquito 7. Toby Maguire's LATEX SUIT from Spider-Man 8. salad dressing, college football offense, dog TV show 9. "... she CRAPS 11." 10. He was played by Richard Pryor. 11. JACK ATTACK Madonna Louise Ciccione: Madonna Reginald Kenneth Dwight: Elton John Bek David Campbell: Beck James Todd Smith: LL Cool J Cherilyn Sarkisian: Cher Richard Melville Hall: Moby Paul David Hewson: Bono Edited June 15, 2011 by mjc0961 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] Episode 58: Jack's Bald Caps & Hairless Knick-Knacks Back to Top 1. Expurgate-"gate"-gate 2. "Hey VICTOR, nice lab coat!" 3. DisOrDat Pure: Vegas club Eve: both Vanity: Vegas club Blush: Vegas club Naked: Garden of Eden Sweat: Garden of Eden Rain: Vegas club 4. Correct Answer: Mr. Big 4. Wrong Answer of the Day: Mr. Clean 5. the Contralto mob 6. BLUEBERRIES and spray tan 7. Los Angeles Dodgers 8. "Best within 15 MINUTES of purchase" 9. Highly alkaline, motherf*****! 10. pasta reading poetry about death 11. JACK ATTACK Back to the Future: Delorean Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: phone booth Hot Tub Time Machine: hot tub Dr. Who: TARDIS The Time Traveler's Wife: genetic disorder Star Trek (2009): black hole Land of the Lost: space-time vortex Episode 59: L'il Smacky's Candy Contraband Back to Top 1. thymus tetrazzini 2. DisOrDat Lee Enfield: Sex and the City Aidan Shaw: gun Steyr Scout: Sex and the City Skipper Johnston: gun Smith Jerrod: gun Pancor Jackhammer: Sex and the City Stanford Blatch: gun 3. Correct Answer: huge Burton ski gloves with SIX FINGERS 3. Wrong Answer of the Day: large FOUR-TOE-wide Candies shoes 4. 293 5. seek aSSylum 6. become a taikonaut 7. Space Jam 8. Hawai'i 9. a little over two and a half Roots members 10. LOL 11. JACK ATTACK Benjamin Franklin: bifocals Bono: sunglasses X-Men's Cyclops: protective visor pinata beaters: blindfold Buddy Holly: horn-rimmed glasses Toy Story 3 viewers: 3-D glasses The Penguin: monocle Episode 60: Mysterious Boxes, Inc. Back to Top 1. OLD KING COLE's distinct types of merriment 2. "Woot! We have freedom to VISIT THE OUTSIDE WORLD!" 3. Chekhov, Gorbachev, Kournikova 4. Michael Myers 5. DisOrDat Shar-Pei: dog Lao-Tzu: religious figure St. Bernard: both Vizsla: dog Zoroaster: religious figure Bouvier des Flandres: dog Xoloitzcuintli: dog 6. "Why did the HINDENBURG crash into the road?" 7. $1,750 8. Correct Answer: Arrakis 8. Wrong Answer of the Day: Pandora 9. Unique New York is very unique. 10. the set of Law & Order: SVU 11. JACK ATTACK Pythagoras: math Yoda: the Force Bill Nye: science Mr. Miyagi: karate Severus Snape: potions Peggy Hill: Spanish Dewey Finn: rock Episode 61: Lube Ratz Gerbil and Rodent Grease Back to Top 1. "Let he who is without sin cast the first fruit!" 2. "I'm on cirrus cloud nine!" 3. Correct Answer: the head monster from Monsters, Inc. 3. Wrong Answer of the Day: the lead rat from Rataouille 4. DisOrDat Adriana Lima: model Belle Gunness: serial killer Gisele Bundchen: model Rosemary West: serial killer Aileen Wuornos: serial killer Karolina Kurkova: model Elizabeth Báthory: serial killer 5. Timpani Hero 6. feed each other hot dogs 7. "AU!" 8. Doubt 9. he just copied from the book David Copperfield 10. corn chips with a DIP 11. JACK ATTACK touchdown: six points free throw: one point jumping Donkey Kong barrel: 100 points darts outer bullseye: 25 points catching Golden Snitch: 150 points Scrabble "U" tile: two points a Yahtzee: 50 points Episode 62: Yell-o?! Pages Audio Telephone Books Back to Top 1. a 3240 degree Hang Ten 2. Correct Answer: Transmit your answer via your CB radio. 2. Wrong Answer of the Day: Call me on my toll-free 1-800 number. 3. 24 4. DisOrDat Peanut: Jeff Dunham dummy Gooper: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Big Daddy: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Bubba J: Jeff Dunham dummy Sweet Daddy Dee: Jeff Dunham dummy Brick: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Reverend Tooker: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof 5. Outback Steakhouse 6. lend apple fritters to banks in non-emergencies 7. X-Files, X-Games, XFL 8. "And HELLENIC REPUBLIC is the way we are feeling..." 9. Woody Harrelson drinking a Guinness 10. God wearing Japanese GETA on his feet 11. JACK ATTACK Heath Ledger: Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus John Candy: Wagons East Brandon Lee: The Crow James Dean: Giant Oliver Reed: Gladiator Chris Farley: Almost Heroes Bruce Lee: Enter the Dragon Episode 63: Safe-T Co.'s Car Darts Back to Top 1. 63 + Gilbert Gottfried 2. Small Farm Raider 3. Correct Answer: Bango the Buck's ABS 3. Wrong Answer of the Day: Benny the Bull's EYE 4. DisOrDat Rise: Axe scent Underoath: Christian band Critical Mass: Christian band Dark Temptation: Axe scent Demon Hunter: Christian band Essence: Axe scent Fireflight: Christian band 5. male 6. 0 degrees K play 7. the Geek Platoon 8. Kelly MONACO & CHAD Ochocinco 9. Billy Bob Thornton 10. Sweet 'N Low and spice and everything nice 11. JACK ATTACK Tin Man: heart The Fugitive killer: arm Lieutenant Dan: legs Bazooka Joe: eye Alfred E. Neuman: tooth Fantastic Mr. Fox: tail Peter Pan: shadow Episode 64: High End Leather Toilet Paper Back to Top 1. "Don't worry, you can see your dog in another life." 2. xylophagous 3. 5-H 4. DisOrDat Pellets: D-Con rat bait Patches: Zhu Zhu Pet Wedge: D-Con rat bait Chunk: Zhu Zhu Pet Pouch: D-Con rat bait Nugget: Zhu Zhu Pet Num Nums: Zhu Zhu Pet 5. Barq's 6. Correct Answer: 2 Shivan Dragons and 3 Grizzly Bears 6. Wrong Answer of the Day: 2 Hearts of Ramos, 2 Hearts of Bogardan, 1 Heart of Light 7. Gerard Butler waking up in the morning and sleeping at night 8. get a 2400 on the SAT 9. Professor Jonathan Crane 10. Lego 11. JACK ATTACK Abraham Lincoln: John Wilkes Booth John Lennon: Mark David Chapman Hitler: Hitler John F. Kennedy: Lee Harvey Oswald Obi-Wan Kenobi: Darth Vader Julius Caesar: Brutus Steve Irwin: a stingray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] Episode 65: Dr. Lenny's Assorted Pills Back to Top 1. "Photograph (of Monticello)" 2. Sauron 3. Correct Answer: 1 million worshippers seeing Noah airlift animals 3. Wrong Answer of the Day: 100 people viewing Moses with 2 tablet PCs of laws 4. Tuesdays with Norrie 5. DisOrDat slingback: shoe stiletto: both pump: shoe morningstar: weapon espadrille: shoe anelace: weapon man catcher: weapon 6. ... 7. the singer of "Paper Planes" flying into Miami 8. Show Choir 9. Eternal, Neverending, Infinite 10. plummet off the Eiffel Tower 11. JACK ATTACK Violet Beauregard: Charlie & the Chocolate Factory Lily van der Woodsen: Gossip Girl Rose Nylund: The Golden Girls Poppy Pomfry: Harry Potter Daisy Duke: Dukes of Hazard Princess Jasmine: Aladdin Princess Buttercup: The Princess Bride Episode 66: Vance van Van's Van Lot Back to Top 1. 176 hammers 2. Chicago Fire 3. DisOrDat Palatino: font Palomino: horse Andalusian: horse Hackney: horse American Miniature: horse Verdana: font Wingdings: font 4. The Terminator 5. 107.9 THE FIST! 6. "Do not talk about the conservation of energy!" 7. "I think you're just PYRITE for me." 8. Correct Answer: Anderson Cooper questioning David Byrne 8. Wrong Answer of the Day: Greta Van Susteren talking with Michael Stipe 9. 2 10. M.C. Drawing Hands 11. JACK ATTACK Civil War: Confederacy War of the Worlds: Martians Rocky: Rocky 2008 Presidential election: John McCain American Idol Season 1: Justin Guarini Harlem Globetrotters games: Washington Generals Aesop's race: the hare Episode 67: The Cloud Registry Back to Top 1. boil him, then bake him 2. Austrasia 3. Wonder Woman, Stevie Wonder, Wonderbra 4. "Eize-say the ay-day" 5. DisOrDat Make: magazine Go: magazine Stuff: magazine Tweeze: bathroom activity only Overspray: magazine Tuck: bathroom activity only Parenting: magazine 6. Lil' Anna Throws Herself Under the Little Engine That Could 7. Correct Answer: a classic first-year Toyota Corolla 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: a fully restored first-year Dodge Stratus 8. ? 9. Heidi Klum 10. "Coffee Cherry" 7-UP 11. JACK ATTACK American Idol: Pop Idol Trading Spaces: Changing Rooms Junkyard Wars: Scrapheap Challenge American Gladiators: Gladiators America's Got Talent: Britain's Got Talent Dancing with the Stars: Strictly Come Dancing The Office: The Office Episode 68: Mee-Ow! Inappropriate Cat Accessories Back to Top 1. he'd vanish three times in a show 2. intestine with a side of TURKISH DELIGHT 3. DisOrDat "The Cherry Orchard": Chekhov "The Chinese Restaurant": Seinfeld "The Maestro": Seinfeld "The Wedding": Chekhov "The Contest": Seinfeld "The Seagull": Chekhov "The Virgin": Seinfeld 4. Life: America Edition 5. "Tonight, we're going to make so many barrels." 6. C. Montgomery "Fourth Degree" Burns 7. Correct Answer: Mr. Darcy or Current Male Protagonist 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Heathcliff or Current Vengeful Lover 8. Seventh Heaven 9. the Queens slice 10. the preamble to the U.S. Constitution 11. JACK ATTACK The Simpsons: Mayor Quimby McDonaldland: Mayor McCheese How the Grinch Stole Christmas: Mayor May-who Family Guy: Mayor Adam West Back to the Future: Mayor "Goldie" Wilson Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Mayor Wilkins South Park: Mayor McDaniels Episode 69: Just Hair Hair Superstore Back to Top 1. light 35 matches 2. DisOrDat Glacier Freeze: Gatorade Winter Moon: Dean Koontz Cool Blue: Gatorade Cold Fire: Dean Koontz Riptide Rush: Gatorade Night Chills: Dean Koontz Icebound: Dean Koontz 3. Correct Answer: Bill Hader 3. Wrong Answer of the Day: Kristen Wiig 4. a red worm ridiculing Lindsay Lohan 5. Baby Ruths 6. Microwave Radiation Tag 7. CORNflower 8. doodies 9. They were both born with different names. 10. an 80-foreskin leather jacket 11. JACK ATTACK Darth Vader: Stormtroopers Wicked Witch: Flying Monkeys The Shredder: Foot Clan Rita Repulsa: Putties Sauron: Orcs Voldemort: Death Eaters Davy Jones: Flying Dutchman crew Episode 70: Tootie's Butt Kazoos & Anal Instruments Back to Top 1. Beaver Woods 2. Fortysomething Mutant Ninja Turtles 3. Prison Tycoon: Devil's Island 4. DisOrDat Jethro Tull: band Steely Dan: band Lynyrd Skynyrd: band Veruca Salt: band Judas Priest: band Marcy Playground: band Gnarls Barkley: band 5. Correct Answer: Where the Wild Burps Are 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: Where the Wild Farts Are 6. Extreme Makeover: Mausoleum Edition 7. "Holy Hamburger, Batman!" 8. Richard III 9. Julia Roberts-Lovett-Moder 10. Quote 11. JACK ATTACK Santa: "Ho Ho Ho!" 'N Sync: "Bye Bye Bye" Fozzie Bear: "Wakka Wakka Wakka!" The Beach Boys: "Fun, Fun, Fun" Fat Albert: "Hey, hey hey!" Kyle's Mom on South Park: "What what what?!?" McCartney & Jackson: "Say Say Say" Episode 71: Grammar Garments & Punctuation Pants Warehouse Back to Top 1. the Trix Rabbit 2. Captain COOK ISLANDS 3. DisOrDat Library: both Conservatory: White House Map Room: Clue Game Room: Clue Study: White House Ballroom: White House Lounge: White House 4. He would lose his singing and dancing powers. 5. They hate Cobras. 6. Correct Answer: the vacuum to your blood 6. Wrong Answer of the Day: the attic fan to your colon 7. "And we have PESTILENCE in first!" 8. Jack #000000 9. somewhere in the United States 10. Twilight 11. JACK ATTACK Man of Steel: Superman NFL championship: Super Bowl water gun: Super Soaker school district head: superintendent police comedy: Super Troopers Freudian part of mind: super-ego Rick James hit: Super Freak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] Episode 72: The Grim Reaper Depot Back to Top 1. the two houseflies 2. Correct Answer: DJ Sickle 2. Wrong Answer of the Day: DJ Scythe 3. standing right near field artillery 4. Batman 5. DisOrDat Red Thunder: energy drink Overlord: WWII operation Full Throttle: energy drink Battleaxe: WWII operation Torch: WWII operation Piranha: energy drink AMP: energy drink 6. "GUNNING 4 ur heart!" 7. Bill & Ted, Marty McFly, Crew from Hot Tub Time Machine 8. Vassar College 9. Beverly Hills 10. Nabisco 11. JACK ATTACK Calvin: Hobbes Ed Norton in Fight Club: Tyler Durden Jackie Paper: Puff the Magic Dragon Elwood P. Dowd: Harvey the rabbit Danny Torrence: Tony Donnie Darko: Frank the rabbit Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: Dave Episode 73: Cookie Masterson's eBay Store Back to Top 1. a vanilla-scented Nebraska 2. "Head On - Apply directly to the MANUBRIUM!" 3. "What's the deal with skiing?" 4. DisOrDat Seeds of Change: organic food Great Eastern Sun: organic food Bilderbergers: secret society Priory of Sion: secret society Rising Moon: organic food Living Tree Community: organic food Skull and Bones: secret society 5. an entomologist 6. "I'm now a svelte 114 lbs.!" 7. Empanadas at Three A.M. 8. 1/4th of a dushel 9. Correct Answer: coffee.jar 9. Wrong Answer of the Day: cookie.jar 10. "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." {For BBC users, it's the 3rd answer Cookie reads.} 11. JACK ATTACK Davey Jones' locker: the sea "The Tell-Tale Heart": floorboards Pompeii, Italy: volcanic ash Old Dan & Little Ann: red fern flotation device: your airplane seat Wicked Witch of the East: house Princess' pea: 20 mattresses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] JACK Pack 1.1 - Maggot World Back to Top 1. "I'm sick of this $%#! Snake River Plain in $%#! Idaho!" 2. Monoply, Chutes and Ladders, Clue 3. orchestrate a war to get a kiss 4. DisOrDat Flaked Salmon and Ocean Whitefish: Fancy Feast Minced Turkey: Fancy Feast Roasted Halibut: Whtie House Savory Salmon: Fancy Feast Jonal Crab Claws: White House Sliced Beef and Giblets in Gravy: Fancy Feast Herb Crusted Petite Filet: White House 5. grand battement 6. Spinning Jenny 7. Correct Answer: Hatchet 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Lord of the Flies 8. Sasquatch 101 9. Playboy 10. 1992 11. JACK ATTACK Big Bad Wolf: Three Little Pigs El Guapo: Three Amigos Bridge Troll: Three Billy Goats Gruff two pair: three of a kind Cardinal Richelieu: The Three Musketeers Goldilocks: the Three Bears the farmer's wife: three blind mice JACK Pack 1.2 - Uncle Larry's Station Wagon Decals Back to Top 1. Toy Story Origins: Mr. Potato Head 2. being FORMALLY ACCUSED of spying for FOX 3. DisOrDat Clam Diggers: trousers Brown Breeches: trousers Green Mambas: snakes Puff Adders: snakes Buckskin Trews: trousers Split Keelbacks: snakes Banded Kraits: snakes 4. Correct Answer: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 4. Wrong Answer of the Day: Vegas Vacation 5. a loaf of meat jelly 6. Mr. Alpha - Omega 7. Walmart 8. Ulysses (1,000 pages) 9. Amidala 10. dividing McDonaldland into districts that favor him 11. JACK ATTACK Istanbul: Constantinople Willis Tower: Sears Tower Tennessee Titans: Houston Oilers Panera Bread: St. Louis Bread Company Serbia & Montenegro: Yugoslavia Oklahoma Thunder: Seattle Supersonics Healthy Choice: Diet Deluxe JACK Pack 1.3 - The Bacon Magnet Back to Top 1. "OUCH! 20 bear claws!" 2. Jimmy Kimmel 3. S. Dakota Fanning would have a LARGER personality. 4. Vanilla Carbon Dioxide Frost 5. DisOrDat Runny Babbit: Shel Silverstein Piggie Pie: ICP Get Off Me, Dog!: ICP Don't Bump the Glump!: Shel Silverstein Juggalo Paradise: ICP Falling Up: Shel Silverstein Rainbows and Stuff: ICP 6. Gaius Salad 7. "I want to drink THOMAS MORE of that!" 8. Correct Answer: Ghost Rider 8. Wrong Answer of the Day: Magneto 9. flaming skull first 10. They were both steamboat pilots. 11. JACK ATTACK Paul Bunyon: axe Flavor Flav: clock Thor: hammer jouster: lance Sisyphus: boulder Leatherface: chainsaw Atlas: Earth JACK Pack 1.4 - L'il Executioners Doll Guillotines Back to Top 1. griled grouper in Gothenburg 2. tater 3. Star Trek: TNG 4. DisOrDat On Marriage: Ben Franklin Why Is There Air?: Bill Cosby For Adults Only: Bill Cosby Satires and Bagatelles: Ben Franklin I Started Out as a Child: Bill Cosby The Way to Wealth: Ben Franklin Bill Cosby is a Very Funny Fellow Right!: Bill Cosby 5. Correct Answer: Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: The Headless Horseman from Sleepy Hollow 6. The cast is actually drifting apart. 7. 10 to 20 months 8. Thanksgiving Island 9. A god will appear in the sky and just tell you. 10. The World Cup 11. JACK ATTACK Bruce Willis: Demi Moore Cher: Sonny Bono Michael Jackson: Lisa Marie Alec Baldwin: Kim Basinger Donald Trump: Marla Maples Paula Abdul: Emilio Estevez Marilyn Monroe: Joe Dimaggio JACK Pack 1.5 - Doomsday Devices, Ltd. Back to Top 1. 5,525 bookstores 2. Tweety Bird 3. Freddy vs. Water Buffalo vs. Lions 4. DisOrDat Mountain Meadow: crayon Caribbean Green: crayon Bethpage Black: golf course Tumbleweed: crayon Ocean Forest: golf course Peachtree: golf course Old Sandwich: golf course 5. hen of the woods 6. Correct Answer: February 12, 2086 6. Wrong Answer of the Day: December 21, 2012 7. a WICKET in overalls 8. Fire + S ---> Hell 9. St. Lous Arch, Space Needle, Washington Monument 10. the ICEE Polar Bear 11. JACK ATTACK Altoids: metal tin sword: sheath flies & lures: tackle box Eucharist: tabernacle arrows: quiver CD: jewel case ammunition: magazine Edited June 13, 2011 by mjc0961 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] JACK Pack 1.6 - File Cabinets: The Video Game Back to Top 1. Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" 2. Frosted Mini-Quarks 3. DisOrDat Airpole: Blue Man Group Anvil: ear Cochlea: ear Tubulum: Blue Man Group Drumbone: Blue Man Group Eardrum: ear Cimbalom: Blue Man Group 4. the P.U.P.A. Leadership Conference 5. oranges 6. just Bono 7. "My Daddy Is My Brother" 8. Ernie the Keebler Elf 9. Correct Answer: Bones 9. Wrong Answer of the Day: The X-Files 10. 2.5 11. JACK ATTACK Johnny Cash: a man in Reno Aaron Burr: Alexander Hamilton Bob Marley: the Sheriff Mark David Chapman: John Lennon James Earl Ray: Martin Luther King, Jr. John Wilkes Booth: Abraham Lincoln Maggie Simpson: Mr. Burns JACK Pack 1.7 - Soup-in-a-Cone Back to Top 1. Wolf Blitzer in a KEMP bikini 2. Correct Answer: My Big Fat JEWISH WEDDING 2. Wrong Answer of the Day: My Big Fat ITALIAN WEDDING 3. when Horton hears the object of a close 4. Bolt 5. DisOrDat Kings Canyon: National Park Kings Dominion: amusement park Kings Island: amusement park Isle Royale: National Park Carowinds: amusement park Cedar Point: amusement park Voyageurs: National Park 6. electromagnetic waves 7. Santa Fe 8. Seinfeld, Friends, Frasier 9. Yosemite National Park 10. the flamingo in the Groucho Marx glasses 11. JACK ATTACK Statue of Liberty: Liberty Island Rocky: Philadelphia Art Museum North Pole: U.S. courthouses Four-Toed Foot: LOST island Christ the Redeemer: above Rio Pillars of the Kings: Middle Earth Big Boys: Big Boy Restaurant JACK Pack 1.8 - Professor Impresser's Pre-Completed Crosswords Back to Top 1. Nine-Layer Hot Taco Dip 2. The Baroque Fest 3. They're both partially man-made. 4. DisOrDat Millard: vice president Mallard: duck Aylesbury: duck Alben: vice president Buff: duck Elbridge: vice president Dick: vice president 5. Charlie Maguro 6. Correct Answer: planting seeds 6. Wrong Answer of the Day: putting letters into boxes 7. 156 angels get their wings 8. Han's blaster holstered ABOVE THE WAIST 9. Mother Teresa 10. 5 rotisserie-cooked cadavers 11. JACK ATTACK Nightmare on Elm Str.: Freddy Krueger Child's Play: Chucky Saw: Jigsaw Friday the 13th: Jason Voorhees Halloween: Michael Myers Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Leatherface Leprechaun: Leprechaun JACK Pack 1.9 - The Animal Ghost Humane Society Back to Top 1. Norm MacDonald under PRESSURE 2. Correct Answer: The Last Samurai 2. Wrong Answer of the Day: The Way of the Samurai 3. Corned Beef in the Rye 4. 055-09-0001 5. DisOrDat Mung: bean Ming: Chinese Dynasty Tang: Chinese Dynasty Fava: bean Northern Song: Chinese Dynasty Great Northern: bean Azuki: bean 6. Ane Eyre 7. danana 8. a mild CYCLONE of irritability 9. Do'h-klahoma! 10. Heroin PM 11. JACK ATTACK Gil Grissom: CSI Eliot Ness: Untouchables Jack Bauer: CTU John Munch: Special Victims Unit Fox Mulder: X-Files Cordell Walker: Texas Rangers Sonny Crockett: Miami Vice JACK Pack 1.10 - Monocle City Monocle Superstore Back to Top 1. how many hamburgers he stole 2. Sam's ESCUTCHEON 3. DisOrDat Fossil: watch Rorschach: Watchmen Omega: watch Eterna: watch Silhouette: Watchmen Silk Spectre: Watchmen Nite Owl II: Watchmen 4. Wet SEAL 5. Kanye West 6. Sarah Conner 7. They'd fill it twice. 8. a room of one's own 9. Correct Answer: Monopoly's Uncle Pennybags 9. Wrong Answer of the Day: Planter's Mr. Peanut 10. the snout of the bottle would be narrower 11. JACK ATTACK the Tin Man: The Emerald City Phileas Fogg: London Kumar Patel: White Castle Littlefoot: the Great Valley the Titanic: New York City Clark Griswold: Wally World Paul Simon: Graceland Edited June 15, 2011 by mjc0961 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] JACK Pack 2.1 - Burglar King Designer Robbery Wear Back to Top 1. Hungry Hungry Hippos 2. "AHHH! NAILS!!!!" 3. Correct Answer: Liar Liar 3. Wrong Answer of the Day: The Mask 4. The Curse of the Black Diamond 5. DisOrDat Rubenstein's Revenge: juggling trick Montezuma's Revenge: diarrhea slang Reverse Cascade: juggling trick Boston Mess: juggling trick Hershey Squirts: diarrhea slang Georgian Shuffle: juggling trick The Trots: diarrhea slang 6. Daffy Duck 7. "Give Your Morning a Positive Charge!" 8. two 9. <0 10. in my nose 11. JACK ATTACK Gollum: the ring Ahab: the white whale Dr. Richard Kimble: the one-armed man Sonny the Cuckoo: Cocoa Puffs Inigo Montoya: the six-fingered man Linus van Pelt: the Great Pumpkin Wile E. Coyote: Road Runner JACK Pack 2.2 - Inflata-Bill's Blow-Up Doll Rentals & Sales Back to Top 1. she's morbidly obese 2. they're both lawyers 3. the DUKES of Hazzard 4. DisOrDat Up and Down the River: drinking game Fuzzy Duck: drinking game Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes: children's song Thumper: drinking game Bingo: children's song Found a Peanut: children's song Quarters: drinking game 5. "See No Evil" 6. the eigth circle 7. 1988 8. carrots and Canada 9. Correct Answer: 21 grams 9. Wrong Answer of the Day: Blow 10. Scrooge McDuck 11. JACK ATTACK Oscar the Grouch: garbage can SpongeBob SquarePants: pineapple James: giant peach Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: sewer old woman who lived in a shoe: shoe Kazaam: boom box Smurfs: mushrooms JACK Pack 2.3 - Snow Globe Surplus Store Back to Top 1. Eggs Florentine 2. S-chair 3. DisOrDat Pinkeye: medical condition Toper's Nose: medical condition Milk Leg: medical condition Cove Neck: New York Saddle Rock: New York Horseheads: New York Butternuts: New York 4. Correct Answer: Peanut M&Ms 4. Wrong Answer of the Day: Sno-Caps 5. 4, 1, 3, 2 6. this many {For BBC users, it's the 3rd answer Cookie reads, or the one with three honks.} 7. a Darting Willy 8. He'd be shaved bald year-round. 9. Miranda 10. The Mach0.85 Razor 11. JACK ATTACK the candlestick: Jack rolling barrels: Mario steeplechase fences: horses the lazy dog: the quick brown fox Caesar's Palace fountain: Evel Kneivel the moon: the cow other chess pieces: knight JACK Pack 2.4 - The ManCone: Dog Cones for Men Back to Top 1. a statue of the Virgin Mary 2. Sebastian 3. DisOrDat Poodle Hat: Weird Al The Burning Giraffe: Dali Tuna Fishing: Dali Off the Deep End: Weird Al Lobster Telephone: Dali Bad Hair Day: Weird Al The Great Masturbator: Dali 4. Eeyore 5. your uncle's sister's mother's son 6. 17 7. Llama (Llama llama) 8. "Go Jehovah's Witness, it's your birthday." 9. salt water 10. Correct Answer: Times SQUARE 10. Wrong Answer of the Day: CONEy Island 11. JACK ATTACK Sirius Black: Azkaban Andy Dufrense & Red Redding: Shawshank Prison Joker & Penguin: Arkham Asylum Lincoln Burrows: Fox River Penitentiary the Birdman: Alcatraz Augustus Hill: Oz Johnny Cash's audience: Folsom Prison JACK Pack 2.5 - Mama Meatballs' Yumball Machines Back to Top 1. Beethoven's 5th Symphony 2. chop of his big toes 3. "James Wuz Here" 4. DisOrDat sand bubbler: crab pickle pincher: Speedo marble pouch: Speedo scaly hermit: crab seaweed decorator: crab plum smuggler: Speedo chinese mitten: crab 5. centripetal force 6. "G'DAY-Ho-Ho!" 7. Correct Answer: the one where he played Winger 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: the one where he played Tripper 8. ... and PINGO was its name-o! 9. He would only dance one step at a time, in any direction. 10. Cheech and Chong Go to La Paz, Bolivia 11. JACK ATTACK Dumbo: ears Cyrano de Bergerac: nose Rapunzel: hair Gene Simmons: tongue Rip van Winkle: beard Mr. Mackey: head Dirk Diggler: penis Edited June 16, 2011 by mjc0961 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] JACK Pack 2.6 - Frederick's of Honolulu Tropical Intimates Back to Top 1. You're "ready to sail." 2. about 2 out of 3 games 3. DisOrDat chinstrap: penguin cummerbund: tuxedo macaroni: penguin button: tuxedo wing collar: tuxedo snares: penguin gentoo: penguin 4. do your business very quietly 5. Correct Answer: a rattlesnake vacationing in Africa 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: a garter snake vacationing in Canada 6. Felix Frankfurter 7. about a half hour 8. Pa becomes a Communist 9. 6 x the square of his side 10. NutraSweet, Sweet 'n Low, Splenda 11. JACK ATTACK Bullwinkle J.: Moose Michigan J.: Frog Rocket J.: Squirrel Homer J.: Simpson Stimpson "Stimpy" J.: Cat Elmer J.: Fudd Michael J.: Fox JACK Pack 2.7 - Mr. Ted's Protective Horse Covers Back to Top 1. Uranus and Neptune 2. The FellowSHEEP of the Ring 3. about 25% 4. "Me me me!" {For BBC users, it's the 2nd answer Cookie reads.} 5. DisOrDat Blue Iris: Howard Stern Irish John: Howard Stern Big Black: Howard Stern Heather Honey: rose Whiskey Mac: rose Rambling Rector: rose Super Fairy: rose 6. 8 7. Correct Answer: BVD 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Jockey 8. playing in an official game of Pooh Sticks 9. "son of Lovin" 10. the one from the Van Morrison song 11. JACK ATTACK Eggs: Benedict Fettuccine: Alfredo Bananas: Foster Potatoes: O'Brien Lobster: Newberg Oysters: Rockefeller Beef: Wellington JACK Pack 2.8 - Self-Righteous Harvest Vegetarian Corndogs Back to Top 1. Cerulean 5 2. She'd be the only player to SPIN CLOCKWISE to hit a ball. 3. DisOrDat Out Traveler: gay or bi Instinct: gay or bi Way... Way Out: sci fi Forbidden Planet: sci fi Metrosource: gay or bi XY: gay or bi Xchange: sci fi 4. S 5. Correct Answer: Colorado Buffaloes 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: Nebraska Cornhuskers 6. Your ball would be red and itchy. 7. Pretty Woman 8. J.M. Barrie 9. urinate on 10. sphinx, manx, lynx 11. JACK ATTACK Little Bo Peep: sheep the Sphinx: nose Charles Lindbergh: baby Pee-Wee in his Big Adventure: bicycle Cinderella: glass slipper Odin: eye the Three Little Kittens: mittens JACK Pack 2.9 - Yesteryear's Used Calendars Back to Top 1. Sydney 2. My Little Pony 3. DisOrDat The Indestructible Watch: Hammacher-Schlemmer The Time Machine: H.G. Wells The Croquet Player: H.G. Wells The Pendulum Lounger: Hammacher-Schlemmer The Undying Fire: H.G. Wells The Astronomer's Chronograph: Hammacher-Schlemmer The Continuously Freshening Feline Drinking Fountain: Hammacher-Schlemmer 4. "My Hump" 5. in the Adriatic Sea 6. a glass display case 7. bulimia 8. Correct Answer: figs 8. Wrong Answer of the Day: dates 9. facula 10. "Hey mon! We're all one big mon, mon!" 11. JACK ATTACK Roe: Wade 1: 100 shirts: skins Joe: the Volcano nature: nurture Brown: Board of Education Kramer: Kramer JACK Pack 2.10 - Tiny Joe's Miniature Golf Supply Depot Back to Top 1. a Glenn Close Encounter of the First Kind 2. "(I Can't Not Get No) Satisfaction" 3. Bambi 4. Correct Answer: "Some stay dry and others feel the PAYDAY" 4. Wrong Answer of the Day: "HERSHEY'S MINIATURES crashing through your veins" 5. DisOrDat Hafnarfjordour: city Kopavogur: city Grindavík: city Arborg: city Skibur: Swedish Chef-ism Sveerdihu: Swedish Chef-ism Dukpressir: Swedish Chef-ism 6. The Big Gulfp of Mexico (79 cents) 7. He's Just Not That Into YEW 8. "I desire a glazed TORUS, please." 9. Barbra Streisand's 10. "Ooh, your DOWNY NUTBUSH looks very soft!" 11. JACK ATTACK Garfield: lasagna Winnie-the-Pooh: honey Homer Simpson: doughnuts Wimpy: hamburgers Cookie Monster: cookies Dagwood Bumstead: huge sandwiches Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: pizza Edited June 16, 2011 by mjc0961 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] JACK Pack 3.1 - Silly Nooses Back to Top 1. "that which sets apart organic and inorganic objects" 2. a 1100-step program 3. DisOrDat Church Lady: SNL The Acrobat: Picasso Blue Nude: Picasso Sensitive Naked Man: SNL The Old Guitarist: Picasso Opera Man: SNL The Continental: SNL 4. dehydrated PTEROPODS 5. Norbit, Coming to America, The Nutty Professor 6. Stan 7. Correct Answer: Colonel Mustard in the study with the knife 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Miss Scarlet in the ballroom with the rope 8. Latvian merchants wearing Biore strips 9. "My VOLLEYBALL lost its first tooth!" 10. "You may want to have that SRI LANKA removed." 11. JACK ATTACK "big-boned": fat "bought the farm": died "3 sheets to the wind": drunk "family jewels": genitals "between jobs": unemployed "drop the kids at the pool": poop "spank the monkey": masturbate JACK Pack 3.2 - Pocket Pool Instant Swimming Pools Back to Top 1. two years 2. Sunday Morning Live 3. DisOrDat Sitting Bull: Native American Screaming Eagle: Six Flags Iron Wolf: Six Flags Crazy Horse: Native American Standing Bear: Native American Rolling Thunder: Six Flags Red Cloud: Native American 4. Correct Answer: Ponce de Leon asking someone to buy him liquor 4. Wrong Answer of the Day: Marco Polo having a sleepover 5. 4.5 billion candles 6. John Travolta in Salt Lake City 7. daily religious chats with non-believing students 8. the Tresident's Cut 9. Little Orphan Annie getting cursed out by Rex Ryan 10. 600 million candles 11. JACK ATTACK identical twins: Parent Trap switches bodies with mom: Freaky Friday nice girl who turns mean: Mean Girls drives a possessed VW: Herbie Fully Loaded stigmatic twins: I Know Who Killed Me summers with Jane Fonda: Georgia Rules pretends to be pregnant: Labor Pains JACK Pack 3.3 - The Mosquitard Back to Top 1. 37 2. "That's one small SWING for a man..." 3. Connect Forty-Two 4. DisOrDat Costa Rica Tarrazu: Starbucks Sonoran Pronghorn: endangered Ethiopia Limu: Starbucks Turkish Red Damsel: endangered Mexico Chiapas: Starbucks Decaf Sumatra: Starbucks Australian Grayling: endangered 5. "At first she gave me nothing but negative energy!" 6. Steve Martin's 7. a Kurt Vonnegut decoder ring 8. The city still has its ring. 9. Correct Answer: a miter saw 9. Wrong Answer of the Day: a bite saw 10. by running and climbing over hotel walls 11. JACK ATTACK graduation: cap and gown St. Patrick's Day: something green Kentucky Derby: fancy hat masquerade ball: mask toga party: sheet getting dental x-rays: lead apron nude beach: birthday suit JACK Pack 3.4 - Ben Dover's Colonoscopy Knick-Knacks Back to Top 1. 1/4 as fun 2. Julianne Moore 3. Akiva Schaffer rockin' a dhow 4. DisOrDat sachet: soft E-T duvet: soft E-T bayonet: hard E-T bidet: soft E-T cadet: hard E-T bouquet: soft E-T billet: hard E-T 5. penguins waddling from Atlanta to Savannah 6. Correct Answer: a dill-poached salmon 6. Wrong Answer of the Day: a smokey bbq pork butt 7. in the capital of The Netherlands 8. Steven Spielberg perming his hair 9. KRYPTON outlining a piece of LITERATURE 10. Gertrude Stein feeling alienated on an island 11. JACK ATTACK NYC attraction: Times Square bouncy ball game: four square celebrity game show: Hollywood Squares hoedown activity: square dancing Huey Lewis jam: It's Hip To Be Square pie restaurant: Bakers Square mathematical function: square root JACK Pack 3.5 - Sergeant Soggy Cereal Back to Top 1. Big Boi's Big Boy 2. Accept the charges without pleading guilty. 3. DisOrDat Star Catcher: My Little Pony Swan Sport: Kama Sutra Paradise: My Little Pony Morning Glory: My Little Pony Victory: Kama Sutra Lickety-Split: My Little Pony Love's Noose: Kama Sutra 4. check out museum hours in Egyptian hieroglyphs 5. 54 6. a googolplex 7. five years 8. Correct Answer: geese a-laying 8. Wrong Answer of the Day: maids a-milking 9. Ocean's Twelve 10. an amphibious politician 11. JACK ATTACK Lucky Charms: Lucky the Leprechaun Froot Loops: Toucan Sam Honey Smacks: Dig'em Frog Fruity Pebbles: Fred Flintstone Cap'n Crunch: Cap'n Crunch Cocoa Puffs: Sonny Raisin Bran: Sunny Edited June 18, 2011 by mjc0961 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] JACK Pack 3.6 - Radiologie Designer Lead Fashion Wear Back to Top 1. JWoww gaming in Atlantic City 2. Correct Answer: Fr... ench dip 2. Wrong Answer of the Day: Pb... &j 3. a blocked-up ULTIMATE BEING 4. DisOrDat Paul McCartney: knighted Mick Jagger: knighted Elton John: knighted Robert Plant: not knighted Phil Collins: not knighted Bono: knighted Bob Geldoff: knighted 5. ... heart problems. 6. "I show my parts for art's sake." 7. "The DJANGO got my baby!" 8. the Osaka Yellowtail 9. Yoo-Hoo, Yahoo, YouTube 10. The Clash 11. JACK ATTACK 8 Mile: Eminem Semi-Pro: Andre 3000 Are We There Yet?: Ice Cube Just Wright: Common Crash: Ludacris Be Kind Rewind: Mos Def Deep Blue Sea: LL Cool J JACK Pack 3.7 - "Queef" Quick Beef in a Can Back to Top 1. "EIGHT-LIMBED Justice!" 2. DisOrDat M&M's: letters Skittles: letters Reese's Pieces: no letters Life Savers: letters Mentos: no letters Pez: letters Milk Duds: no letters 3. both achieved the rank of Lieutenant Commander 4. "I'm open! Fling me the prolate spheroid!" 5. Correct Answer: the Digital Barcelona Film Festival 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: the Cannes International Film Festival 6. ... being the founder of FUBU ain't one. 7. Kermit the Frog 8. James Dean's leather jacket 9. Kate Gosselin 10. DEN 11. JACK ATTACK TTYL: talk to you later B2W: back to work BRB: be right back BFF: best friends forever YT: you there? IMHO: in my humble opinion ^5: high five JACK Pack 3.8 - Salvatore's Salve Store Back to Top 1. three snakes 2. "Hungry? You haven't eaten in a day." 3. Correct Answer: fr + esh = fresh 3. Wrong Answer of the Day: b + rash = brash 4. DisOrDat Legolas: LOTR Avgolemono: soup Gollum: LOTR Tom Yum: soup Gazpacho: soup Boromir: LOTR Borscht: soup 5. "She wears short skirts, I eat babies." 6. the Wicked Witch of the West drinking bottles water 7. Good Will Hunting in a Tree Stand 8. Sweeney Todd 9. "It's on the sides of my tongue!" 10. "Steamy CAPILLARY ACTION!" 11. JACK ATTACK web log: blog breakfast and lunch: brunch spiced ham: Spam spoon and fork: spork a Glee geek: Gleek The Channel Tunnel: Chunnel jean shorts: jorts JACK Pack 3.9 - Pass The Dynamite board game Back to Top 1. "I ate a speasy groon." 2. Three Kings 3. Louis "The Plump" Pasteur 4. DisOrDat Goodfellas: Scorsese Raging Bull: Scorsese Showtime: Old Spice After Hours: both Aqua Reef: Old Spice Swagger: Old Spice Casino: Scorsese 5. The Revolutionary War started with a home run. 6. limited series TECTONIC plates 7. Correct Answer: TDS 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: TNT 8. "You can be such a pain in my CERUMA!" 9. PitchFORK writer, Shonen KNIFE singer, SPOON drummer 10. Miss Saigon 11. JACK ATTACK former vice president: Dick Cheney Law & Order creator: Dick Wolf cartoon detective: Dick Tracy Rockin' New Year host: Dick Clark NCAA basketball announcer: Dick Vitale Bruce Wayne sidekick: Dick Grayson played Rob Petrie: Dick Van Dyke JACK Pack 3.10 - Gene's Used Genie Lamps Back to Top 1. "... fruit juice boiled down with sugar and pectin." 2. a CHICKEN eating a lawyer 3. DisOrDat =: don't press shift :: press shift /: don't press shift +: press shift ~: press shift <: press shift -: don't press shift 4. livin' on a prayer FIVE times a day 5. Dirty Dancing 6. "A PERENNIAL seriocomedy." 7. Up in the Air 8. a 16" Domino's Fiery Hawaiian 9. Correct Answer: The Lion King's Zazu 9. Wrong Answer of the Day: Aladdin's lago 10. The More the Merrier 11. JACK ATTACK General Motors: United States Toyota: Japan Volkswagen: Germany Renault: France Saab: Sweden Ferrari: Italy Hyundai: South Korea Edited June 18, 2011 by mjc0961 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] JACK Pack 4.1 - Appaerosol Spray-On Apparel Back to Top 1. powder himself with rice flour 2. squatting to Psycho 3. DisOrDat Benny Anderson: ABBA Björn Ulvaeus: ABBA Ektorp Jennylund: IKEA Agnetha Fältskog: ABBA Solsta Olarp: IKEA Beddinge Håvet: IKEA Anni-Frid Lyngstad: ABBA 4. the "create-your-own" Korean stir-fry joint 5. a human at the top of the hill 6. two weeks 7. unhappy-go-unlucky Georgia 8. "This place is always crowded!" 9. Correct Answer: Tasmanian Devil Pheromones 9. Wrong Answer of the Day: Road Runner Spray 10. Bloomin' BANDICOOT 11. JACK ATTACK Brad and Angelina: Brangelina Tom and Katie: TomKat Ben and Jennifer: Bennifer Bill and Hillary: Billary Spencer and Heidi: Speidi Rob and Amber: Romber Vince and Jennifer: Vaughniston JACK Pack 4.2 - In-Vigor-Ade Flavored Shower Heads Back to Top 1. "Will somebody get my GRAWLIX coffee!!" 2. Express Yourself 3. Sir TWIX-a-lot 4. DisOrDat Conan O'Brien: Harvard grad Bill Gates: honorary grad Tommy Lee Jones: Harvard grad Stephen Hawking: honorary grad Rivers Cuomo: Harvard grad J.K. Rowling: honorary grad Natalie Portman: Harvard grad 5. Elmo 6. once every 38 times 7. Correct Answer: a moderate drizzle 9. Wrong Answer of the Day: a heavy shower 8. "All You Need Is SLEEP" 9. the nonk 10. Back to the Future and Back to the Future 3 11. JACK ATTACK The Little Mermaid: Ariel Harry Potter pal: Ron Weasley Mad Men secretary: Joan Holloway U.S. President: Thomas Jefferson 'prop' comic: Carrot Top big cartoon dog: Clifford talk show host: Conan O'Brien JACK Pack 4.3 - U-Tattoo Do-It-Yourself-Tattoos Back to Top 1. Harry Potter's author 2. a quarter 3. DisOrDat wonder bar: tool butt trunk: underwear butt hinge: tool plumb bob: tool nut driver: tool contour pouch: underwear push up tanga: underwear 4. A Fig Newton at rest will remain at rest until eaten. 5. Curious George 6. Correct Answer: Hoth 6. Wrong Answer of the Day: Tatooine 7. ZAIRE-kraut and Sausage 8. Pooh, Bart, Hank 9. Libra 10. "Watch me SOIGNE my initials in your belly!" 11. JACK ATTACK Indiana Jones: snakes Howard Hughes: germs B.A. Barracus: flying Frankenstein's monster: fire FDR: fear itself Robert Langdon: small spaces Captain Hook: crocodiles JACK Pack 4.4 - The Bottled Meat Co. Back to Top 1. Mike Ditka VOMITING UP FOOD for Sammy Sosa 2. A Nightmare on Elm St. 3. Fossil 4. DisOrDat Alimentum: infant formula Nembrionic: death metal Isomil: infant formula Stovokor: infant formula Abramelin: death metal Nutramigen: infant formula Decrepit Birth: death metal 5. Correct Answer: insects 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: beef tongue 6. 3000ish 7. "... Upsilon, Tau, Sigma, Rho..." 8. "This South Carolinian vacation town is hot!" 9. "Here comes the G-spot express!" 10. The 80/2 Year-Old Virgin 11. JACK ATTACK Adam and Eve: Garden of Eden Zach Braff: Garden State Mary Lennox: The Secret Garden Michelle Obama: organic garden Ringo Starr: "Octopus's Garden " Buddhists: Zen garden Chris Cornell: Soundgarden JACK Pack 4.5 - The Badminton Superstore Back to Top 1. animal 2 2. 1/4 MILE of chocolate mint swirl 3. Correct Answer: sorbet!!! 3. Wrong Answer of the Day: soft serve!!! 4. DisOrDat Crystal Ooze: D&D Ochre Jelly: D&D Clotted Cream: British treat Green Slime: D&D Victoria Sponge: British treat Ty-phoo: British treat Gelatinous Cube: D&D 5. "That's no lady, that's my NIECE!" 6. to my ear 7. worship false ogre-gods 8. a White Russian 9. Memento 10. between B & C 11. JACK ATTACK Dorothy Gale: ruby slippers Hermes: winged sandals Carrie Bradshaw: Manolo Blahniks Michael Jordan: Air Jordans your mom: combat boots Cinderella: glass slippers horses: horseshoes Edited June 21, 2011 by mjc0961 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 13, 2011 Author Share Posted June 13, 2011 (edited) [highlight]** All buttons indicated refer to the Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. If you are using the Big Button Controller, please adjust your answers accordingly. **[/highlight] JACK Pack 4.6 - Horatio's 1:1 Ratio Mega Maps Back to Top 1. Pineapple Express dubbed in Italian 2. The Hunchback of Notre Dame 3. DisOrDat Double Trouble: Elvis Sex on the Beach: shot Clambake: Elvis Fun in Acapulco: Elvis Snake Bite: shot Love Me Tender: Elvis Slippery Nipple: shot 4. Bugle Boy 5. Correct Answer: the voice of Honda commercials 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: the Artistic Director of London's Globe Theatre 6. a NATLE Charlie NcCarthy 7. Davy Crockett TOPPING his enemies with ICE CREAM 8. a CAPYBARA skilled in martial arts 9. "Sniff, sniff - God has just spoken to me!" 10. "The Times They Are a-Cyclin'" 11. JACK ATTACK Ursa Major: The Great Bear Cygnus: The Swan Canis Major: The Great Dog Corona Borealis: The Northern Crown Orion: The Hunter Lepus: The Hare Sagittarius: The Archer JACK Pack 4.7 - Grandma's Pride Hand-Knit I.V. Accessories Back to Top 1. Alfred Hitchcock 2. phrase 2 3. The cheerleading squad will chase after him. 4. DisOrDat Escarole: leafy vegetable Murano: SUV Cardoon: leafy vegetable Sorento: SUV Tiguan: SUV Endive: leafy vegetable Sorrel: leafy vegetable 5. Correct Answer: VI 5. Wrong Answer of the Day: IV 6. FLORAL VALANCE Island 7. Maxwell House Coffee 8. performing scenes from Shakespeare 9. A leading fruit juice brand contains GROUND UP BUGS! 10. CHAPTER 7: Sucked Dry 11. JACK ATTACK pig: pork calf: veal snails: escargot squid: calamari old sheep: mutton pigeon: squab deer: venison JACK Pack 4.8 - 5th Wheel Motors Car Side Cars Back to Top 1. Stairway to Elysium 2. Correct Answer: worn pantyhose 2. Wrong Answer of the Day: danced in "West Side Story" 3. DisOrDat Sanitaire: vacuum Gentle Glide: tampon Reliable: vacuum Avanti: vacuum Beyond: tampon Compak Pearl: tampon Dirt Devil: vacuum 4. spünkliken 5. Tool 6. The lovebirds tied a wide, triangular knot in a necktie! 7. L 8. IV, VI, II 9. Harpo acting in more films than he needs to survive 10. Missouri 11. JACK ATTACK E: Everyone M: Mature E10+: Everyone 10 & Older EC: Early Childhood T: Teen AO: Adults Only RP: Rating Pending JACK Pack 4.9 - Ken & Larry's Never-Melt Ice Cream Back to Top 1. little eyeglasses 2. that guy from Monk 3. "Watch for high winds and RUM storms." 4. DisOrDat The Breakfast: jam band The Good Egg: Bob Evans meal Ten Ton Chicken: jam band Deep Banana Blackout: jam band Border Scramble: Bob Evans meal Griddle & Meat: Bob Evans meal Leftover Salmon: jam band 5. Alec Baldwin drowning William Baldwin in hair gel 6. fox hunting 7. Correct Answer: Cassandra's Dream 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Scoop 8. Kevin Gannet 9. KoRned beef 10. Three 11. JACK ATTACK Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay 30-Minute Meals: Rachel Ray Barefoot Contessa: Ina Garten The Naked Chef: Jamie Oliver The Muppet Show: The Swedish Chef Essence of Emeril: Emeril Lagasse Good Eats: Alton Brown JACK Pack 4.10 - Freezy Freddie's Discount Cryogenics Outlet Back to Top 1. CURVING and ORNATE FORMS of chocolatey goodness 2. a BROMINE medal in swimming 3. DisOrDat Final Blackout: L. Ron book Go Cut Creator Go: LL song Death's Deputy: L. Ron book The Boomin' System: LL song Under the Black Ensign: L. Ron book The Kingslayer: L. Ron book Big Ole Butt: LL song 4. "Meet me out back!" 5. Mr. ORANGE 6. Pretty Woman 7. Correct Answer: Egghead 7. Wrong Answer of the Day: Mr. Freeze 8. "FRANKLIN W. DIXON" spelled out in bones 9. Quentin Helms 10. 80 hours 11. JACK ATTACK Chicago, IL: Lollapalooza Park City, UT: Sundance Black Rock City, NV: Burning Man Indio, CA: Coachella Bethel, NY: Woodstock Austin, TX: South by Southwest Manchester, TN: Bonnaroo Edited June 22, 2011 by mjc0961 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 14, 2011 Author Share Posted June 14, 2011 I wrote it all in a text editor and copied it over with WYSIWYG turned off to avoid any of that nastiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 UPDATE: I have now added the answers for Jack Pack 4 that released today and now the guide is 100% complete. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anthonyd46 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 Dunno if they changed it since you wrote the guide or not but playing Jack Pack 3.10 today its now called 1001 Arabian Knicknacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjc0961 Posted July 2, 2011 Author Share Posted July 2, 2011 Dunno if they changed it since you wrote the guide or not but playing Jack Pack 3.10 today its now called 1001 Arabian Knicknacks Still called "Gene's Used Genie Lamps" on mine. I'm going by the name in the "choose an episode to play" list, not the name on the egg when the episode starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMascal4 Posted July 15, 2011 Share Posted July 15, 2011 The best guide ever. The time and effort spent on this is just incredible. Major kudos to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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