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My Gay Dragon's Dogma Moment (Possible Spoilers)


ThaMyth
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I was a man's man, rolling around with my ladies taken out griffens and whatever gransys could throw at us... and then it happened.

 

I had beaten the dragon, sir maximillion was safe. He came running at me for the longest gay embrace EVER. Then after a couple of scenes it went back to us holding each other and rolling around by the fire. My mouth was open at this point. Im like "really, my guys fucking gay?", and im not homophobic but i wasnt expecting this shit. I hadnt hit on the dude or no shit, hell i didnt know u could. So at that point im literally like "did i build a fucking buff ass chick by mistake in the character editor?", so i keep going, trying to bury my romp by the camp fire. Then after the everfell, it happened again. Maximillion comes running out on the fucking beach and holds my hand all deeply staring into my eyes. Im like "WTFFFFFFFF?!?!?!". So i went to newgame+ and made sure i had a fucking dude, and i did. So has this happened to anyone else. I feel like my avatar was molested. hahahaha.

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Damn man that sucks. :eek: I'll have to make sure I max out affinity with a bunch of different chicks to try and avoid that. Did you give him a lot of gifts or anything? Maybe the Arisen's Bond? I've heard that by giving that item to an NPC that can be romanced it chooses them for your end game sacrifice. I'd love to know if that's the case. Since I have my eye on Madeleine at the moment and would like to have her as my romance choice at the end.

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Oh man I've been giving the blacksmith all the presents simply because it was easy O.o;;; I gotta change that. Potion shop lady will do I guess lol.

 

I made the character look like me and my main pawn my girlfriend. It would be beyond weird to see my girlfriend pawn stand and stare as my character starts hugging with another guy.

 

Although I kinda like this. It's a very subtle way to do a romance 'system' where seemingly the game just takes the character you have been kindest too and assumes it's them.

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Yeah I had that that happen on my game with the inn keeper first time through all i did was do his escourt quest but i did a bunch of other escourt quests too.

 

Had a similar scene happen not too long ago with Julien on NG+ and all i did was kill him, revive him and spoke to him in jail to get his shield. Didn't bother doing any excourt quests this playthrough.

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Lame as hell. Not because of its gay but rather because you have no choice. The game made choice for you, seriously wtf???

 

If you must have a romance I would have wanted Madeliene shes the hottest npc in the game.

 

 

completely agree, thats the same opinion i have on the matter.:eek:

I will def be trying to get with the ladies on this run just to avoid that issue completely haha

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I had similar WTF moments, I made my Arisen to look somewhat Gandalf esc, wanted a serious sorceror type, so he kind of looks old, and imagine my suprise that he'd be making out with first the duchess which looks to be about 14. And then later to roll around with the witch who also looks to be about 14.

 

My Arisen is a serious pedophile!:woop:

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I do not support pedophiles. I do have to state however if you research this presumed era in history women were wedded at 13 or 14 years of age often traded as property in a buisiness deal between her father and husband. So maybe they are trying to capture that. I dont agree with it but times were different then.

 

 

See that's what I kind of figured, timeframe and all, but still to see it happening it's just like, why? why would you do that?:(

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  • 2 weeks later...

Same shit happened to me too. XD I found out it happened because you maxed out his affinity AND did his escort quest (Haha escort quest XD). If you want to avoid an awkward few cut-scenes, don't do the escort quest when their affinity is maxed out, which is when they have an aura around them and it makes an annoying chime when you talk to them.

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Lol, always love those unexpected events in games.

 

So I guess your character is quite the sword master or is he more specialized in staffs? Does he prefer a rogue style, sneaking up on men and stab them in their back? Or maybe a ranger, shooting from a distance? Come on, don't leave me in the dark.

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