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Hope this helps has there is an achievement for getting all the insults except the sword master ones, ive put the sword master ones to help if you get stuck because the insults change.

 

 

Fighting the pirates

 

Insult:This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!

Comeback:And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?

 

Insult:Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!

Comeback:First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.

 

Insult:My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!

Comeback:So you got that job as janitor, after all.

 

Insult:People fall at my feet when they see me coming.

Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

 

Insult:I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.

Comeback:He must have taught you everything you know.

 

Insult:You make me want to puke.

Comeback:You make me think somebody already did.

 

Insult:Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.

Comeback:You run THAT fast?

 

Insult:You fight like a dairy farmer.

Comeback:How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

 

Insult:I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!

Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

 

Insult:Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?

Comeback:Why, did you want to borrow one?

 

Insult:I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.

Comeback:Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

 

Insult:You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.

Comeback:I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

 

Insult:You have the manners of a beggar.

Comeback:I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

 

Insult:I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!

Comeback:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

 

Insult:There are no words for how disgusting you are.

Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them.

 

Insult:I've spoken with apes more polite then you.

Comeback:I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

 

Fighting the Sword Master

 

Insult:I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.

Comeback:And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

 

Insult:My tongue is sharper then any sword.

Comeback:First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

 

Insult:My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!

Comeback:So you got that job as janitor, after all.

 

Insult:My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!

Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

 

Insult:Only once have I met such a coward!

Comeback:He must have taught you everything you know.

 

Insult:If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.

Comeback:You make me think somebody already did.

 

Insult:No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.

Comeback:You run THAT fast?

 

Insult:I will milk every drop of blood from your body!

Comeback:How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

 

Insult:My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.

Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

 

Insult:I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.

Comeback:Why, did you want to borrow one?

 

Insult:My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!

Comeback:Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

 

Insult:I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!

Comeback:I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

 

Insult:Every word you say to me is stupid.

Comeback:I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

 

Insult:You are a pain in the backside, sir!

Comeback:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

 

Insult:There are no clever moves that can help you now.

Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them.

 

Insult:Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.

Comeback:I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

 

Insult:I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.

Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

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Dont forget

 

Fighting the Sword Master

Insult:I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.

Comeback:And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

 

Insult: My tongue is sharper then any sword.

Comeback:First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

 

Insult: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!

Comeback:So you got that job as janitor, after all.

 

Insult:My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!

Comeback: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

 

Insult:Only once have I met such a coward!

Comeback: He must have taught you everything you know.

 

Insult: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.

Comeback:You make me think somebody already did.

 

Insult:No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.

Comeback: You run THAT fast?

 

Insult: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!

Comeback:How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

 

Insult: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.

Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

 

Insult:I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.

Comeback: Why, did you want to borrow one?

 

Insult:My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!

Comeback: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

 

Insult:I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!

Comeback: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

 

Insult: Every word you say to me is stupid.

Comeback: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

 

Insult:You are a pain in the backside, sir!

Comeback: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

 

Insult:There are no clever moves that can help you now.

Comeback: Yes there are. You just never learned them.

 

Insult:Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.

Comeback: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

 

Insult:I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.

Comeback: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

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Theres like 5 that i cant get getting fustrating now.

 

Insult:I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!

Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

 

Insult:Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?

Comeback:Why, did you want to borrow one?

 

Insult:I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.

Comeback:Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

 

Insult:You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.

Comeback:I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

 

Insult:I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!

Comeback:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

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If you're going for the HUMAN CANNONBALL achievement, save your game after the 12th INSULT & RESPONSE, 'cos those last 4 can take up to an hour to get! Reload it once you've got all 16, then face CARLA!

 

"I'm shaking, I'm shaking".. after 30 mins of that, you'll be doing MORE than just shaking, meladdo! AARRGGHH!

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Insult:You make me want to puke.

Comeback:You make me think somebody already did.

 

Grrrr, this is the only one I have left to get and it just won't pop up! :mad:

 

 

EDIT: HAHA, I knew that would work!!! As soon as I posted this, the pirate afterwards told me this insult and the achievement popped up! :D

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