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Old 07-15-2009, 11:14 AM   #1
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Insults and comebacks for MI1

Hope this helps has there is an achievement for getting all the insults except the sword master ones, ive put the sword master ones to help if you get stuck because the insults change.


Fighting the pirates

Insult:This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
Comeback:And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?

Insult:Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
Comeback:First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.

Insult:My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
Comeback:So you got that job as janitor, after all.

Insult:People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Insult:I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
Comeback:He must have taught you everything you know.

Insult:You make me want to puke.
Comeback:You make me think somebody already did.

Insult:Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
Comeback:You run THAT fast?

Insult:You fight like a dairy farmer.
Comeback:How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Insult:I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

Insult:Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Comeback:Why, did you want to borrow one?

Insult:I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Comeback:Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

Insult:You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
Comeback:I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

Insult:You have the manners of a beggar.
Comeback:I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

Insult:I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Comeback:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

Insult:There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them.

Insult:I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
Comeback:I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Fighting the Sword Master

Insult:I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
Comeback:And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

Insult:My tongue is sharper then any sword.
Comeback:First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

Insult:My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
Comeback:So you got that job as janitor, after all.

Insult:My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Insult:Only once have I met such a coward!
Comeback:He must have taught you everything you know.

Insult:If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
Comeback:You make me think somebody already did.

Insult:No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
Comeback:You run THAT fast?

Insult:I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
Comeback:How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Insult:My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

Insult:I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Comeback:Why, did you want to borrow one?

Insult:My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Comeback:Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

Insult:I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
Comeback:I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

Insult:Every word you say to me is stupid.
Comeback:I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

Insult:You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Comeback:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

Insult:There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them.

Insult:Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
Comeback:I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Insult:I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:23 AM   #2
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There is an Achievement for getting all Insults, not Comebacks.
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:27 AM   #3
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Fighting the Sword Master
Insult:I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
Comeback:And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

Insult: My tongue is sharper then any sword.
Comeback:First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

Insult: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
Comeback:So you got that job as janitor, after all.

Insult:My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Comeback: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Insult:Only once have I met such a coward!
Comeback: He must have taught you everything you know.

Insult: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
Comeback:You make me think somebody already did.

Insult:No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
Comeback: You run THAT fast?

Insult: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
Comeback:How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Insult: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

Insult:I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Comeback: Why, did you want to borrow one?

Insult:My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Comeback: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

Insult:I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
Comeback: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

Insult: Every word you say to me is stupid.
Comeback: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

Insult:You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Comeback: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

Insult:There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Comeback: Yes there are. You just never learned them.

Insult:Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
Comeback: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Insult:I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Comeback: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:45 AM   #4
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The Sword Master stuff isn't needed for the Achievement.
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:48 AM   #5
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The Sword Master stuff isn't needed for the Achievement.
I know thats is why i have said that at the top of my post.
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:18 PM   #6
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what part do i do these insults in?
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Old 07-19-2009, 05:00 PM   #7
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I need "You have the manners of a beggar."
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Old 07-19-2009, 08:50 PM   #8
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Insult:There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them.

ARRGH, i just need this one after nearly two freaking hours!!!
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Old 07-20-2009, 05:25 PM   #9
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Insult:There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them.

ARRGH, i just need this one after nearly two freaking hours!!!
That was the last insult I got as well, and it took about 90 mins to get it.
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Old 07-21-2009, 03:26 AM   #10
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dose any one know of witch pirate said witch insult?
that would be helpful.
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Old 07-21-2009, 04:02 AM   #11
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dose any one know of witch pirate said witch insult?
that would be helpful.
Agreed, all I need is
Insult:I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
and it WILL NOT come up, pushing 2 hours now, Im PISSED
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Old 07-15-2010, 01:13 PM   #12
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Insult:There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them.

ARRGH, i just need this one after nearly two freaking hours!!!

Exact same. Bloody annoying crap.

EDIT: Just got it, haha, posting does work
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Old 09-14-2009, 06:57 PM   #13
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Smile Aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhh!!

Need 2 more...


Insult:You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
Comeback:I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

Insult:Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
Comeback:You run THAT fast?



posting here to see if tha magic will work for me

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Old 09-14-2009, 07:45 PM   #14
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Insult:Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
Comeback:You run THAT fast?

left now, c'mon c'mon
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Old 09-27-2009, 11:21 AM   #15
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I'm just waiting for 1 more! This achievement is so frustrating!!!!
Love the game though
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Old 12-27-2009, 02:04 AM   #16
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only need the dog one come on magic!!!

EDIT: this is just freaky :P

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Old 12-27-2009, 08:54 AM   #17
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IM STUCK ON THE APE ONE and I got that one in my first playthrough but now its not popping up
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Old 01-01-2010, 09:09 PM   #18
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Come on Magic Thread!

Insult:People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

is all I need...


LOL!!!! IT WAS THE NEXT LINE!!!! YES!!
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Old 01-03-2010, 07:11 PM   #19
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Insult:I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Comeback:Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

I got this one while reading this thread after trying for awhile.

Insult:I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Comeback:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

This is the last one that I need so I hope the forum magic works. When I get it I will edit my post.

Edit: It took me about 10 more pirates later but I finally got the achievement =D!
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Old 01-04-2010, 05:19 AM   #20
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Old 02-21-2010, 05:30 AM   #21
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These were funny the first couple of times. Now they make me wanna rip my face off. I've been stuck with one left forever. I hate achievements that rely on random luck! Reminds me of the damn Spinnerbox one on the Fable Pub Games
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Old 03-21-2010, 03:19 PM   #22
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Forum Magic!!

Please work forum magic!
Insult:Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
Comeback:You run THAT fast?
going on 1 hour



NO WAY!!! that is bizarre it worked, got it on the next pirate!!!

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Old 04-15-2010, 07:38 AM   #23
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been trying for

Insult:My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
Comeback:So you got that job as janitor, after all.

for a good hour

just registered in hopes for forum magic!

wish me luck!

EDIT: hrm, not bad. 5 pirates later.

Too bad I also need:

Insult:There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them

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Old 04-26-2010, 05:06 AM   #24
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I need . . .

Insult:I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
Comeback:He must have taught you everything you know.

Insult:I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

Insult:You have the manners of a beggar.
Comeback:I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

Insult:I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Comeback:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

No whammies!

EDIT: Got the first two in the next fight, the fourth two fights later, and the third about twenty fights after that. Thanks magic thread!
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Old 05-09-2010, 10:41 PM   #25
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Please magic forum! One more.
I need

"You make me want to puke!"
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Old 05-18-2010, 03:31 AM   #26
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i need this comeone magic forum!

Insult:I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

YES ULTIMATE MAGIC!

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Old 05-18-2010, 04:12 AM   #27
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Please magic Forum I need:

Insult:You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
Comeback:I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
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Old 06-19-2010, 12:09 AM   #28
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I heard this thread was magic <.>

I still need:

Insult:You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
Comeback:I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

EDIT: Took me about 15 more minutes, but I got it xD

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Just staring at this thread actually netted me my final achievement. This was the one I needed when I decided to check the thread and then heard the insult and then the achievement.

Insult:Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Comeback:Why, did you want to borrow one?
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Old 07-09-2010, 07:00 AM   #30
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Insult:My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
Comeback:So you got that job as janitor, after all.

Come on forum magic!!!!

Edit: 4 pirates later it popped. The magic still works!!!
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