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Old 12-15-2011, 04:40 AM   #1
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"The Doctor Who Cloned Me" DLC Achievement Guide & Roadmap

"The Doctor Who Who Cloned Me"
Achievement Guide & Roadmap
Written by bennifer3000.
For use on x360a only.


+ Estimated achievement difficulty: 6/10
+ Offline: 10 (205)
+ Online: 0 (0)
+ Approximate time: 5-8 hours
+ Minimum number of playthroughs needed: Minimum of two.
+ Number of missable achievements: None (chapter select).
+ Glitched achievements: None.
+ Cheats: Yes (some disable achievements).

This is the first Single Player DLC released for Duke Nukem Forever. Overall the game and achievements aren't hard at all unless you're playing on "Insane" which is well "Insane". Duke Nukem isn't ironic and neither is Tryptich. It is literally insane. You will punch babies, swear at your grandma, and possibly break one of your controllers.

Step One
Play through on either "Normal" or "Hard". I'd suggest going through on "Normal" as you can get all of the other achievements easily during your first play through. The difficulty curve will be steeper but you'll know the layout of the levels making things easier on you. Get the Ego Boosts using this guide as having more health makes it easier for your Insane run. Completing the Campaign and getting all of the Misc. Achievements takes roughly 4 hours.

Step Two
Play on "Insane". Strafe and make good use of the laser traps. You should know where enemies spawn at this point so keep at a distance especially from the feral pig cops. Use the Ripper, Linegun, and Devastator when you can as they are both powerful range weapons that allow you to take down your enemies at a safe distance. Make sure auto-targeting is turned on too.

Step Three


Story Achievements (5)
All these come naturally via playing through the DLC campaign.

Heart to Heart - 20
Finish Doctor Proton

Your old nemesis Doctor Proton is alive but alas, not for long. You'll kick his creepy Star Trek looking ass on the level "The Doctor Is In". Use the Devastator to take him down, running away from his laser attack, and snagging some ammo from the box when you need it. He'll go to one of the 4 stations to regain his energy. When he does press the red button and those balls will drop on his chin. Errr I mean they'll interrupt the energy transfer. Stay out of the way, focusing your Devastator on the good Doctor by attacking it's weak point for massive damage. Weak point = red things in case you've never played a video game before.

Another Piece of Cake - 20
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Easy Difficulty

See, "Damn, I'm REALLY Good"

Let's Rock Out - 30
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Normal Difficulty

See, "Damn, I'm REALLY Good"

Come Get A Little More - 35
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Hard Difficulty

See, "Damn, I'm REALLY Good"

Damn, I'm REALLY Good - 40
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Insane Difficulty

This is pretty tough but not as hard as the Duke Nukem Forever main campaign. The only tough spot is the bosses as you are given more powerful weapons and more places to hide in normal combat. You must playthrough at least once to unlock "Insane" anyway, so use your first play though to learn the levels and unlock all the Ego Boosts.

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Miscellaneous Achievements (5)
These are miscellaneous which range from collecting things, to shooting things, to playing pinball things.

Bubble Buster – 10
Kill 10 expanded enemies with melee attacks

You'll get the expander gun on the level "Going Down". Shoot them with the expander gun then get in close for a melee then retreat. Rinse and repeat. There aren't enough guys in this area but you come across the Expander later again in "Teleportation Spire" to finish off this achievement.

Threesome – 10
Kill 3 enemies within 3 seconds with the Impregnader

In the level "Me, Myself and I" you will play through a Portal-esque section of the game that consists of 3 challenge rooms. You'll get the Impregnator gun during the last challenge and an assload of alien impregnators will show up. You can try to get it here but it's easier to wait until the floor section opens up and you crawl through some vents. Follow the vent and turn right, melee the vent cover. The Duke clones should be watching some mammaries on the screen. Don't drop down unless you feel inclined as they'll all look at you and basically stand together. Shoot the Impregnator at them and keep spamming it just in case you're a pisspoor shot. Boom. Achievement unlocked.

Scientits – 10
Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score on the Scientits pinball machine

Another Pinball achievement! YAYYYY! Triptych and Gearbox knew how much we liked it before so they were nice enough to give us another.
Actually, it's far easier than the game in DNF as they pinball game itself is far less crowded than the other one.

Use this video and Powerpyx's original video for tips. You can also use slow motion to help if you like cheating.

Bloody Red Rover – 10
Kill 30 enemies with the moon rover

Pretty simple. Just run over every enemy you see on the last level "Duke Side of the Moon".

I Am All That Is Man - Again! – 20
Discover all Ego cap rewards in The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign

There are 30 ego boosts to collect. Follow this great guide to find them all.

Rude Awakening (1)

As soon as you enter the room with the broken wall, there is a toilet right in front of you.

Going Down (1)

Porno magazine after first batch of enemies.

In Security (2)

Hit the keyboard for some computer porn after room with a pregnators and octobabies.

There’s a bottle to drink right behind computer porn.

The Clone Carousel (1)

Porno magazine upstairs and to the right after the battle in the room with turret.

Me, Myself, and I (9)

Go left and then right after voice check to find basket ball court. Make a basket.

Go across the hall into melee training room. Hit punching bag.

Admire self in mirror in the same room.

Use pull up bar on mirror in the same room.

Beat clone at arm wrestling in same room.

From melee skills room take a left and then enter the left room to find weights. Curl a dumbbell.

Lift weights in front of the mirror.

Add all weights to an empty bar then bench press it.

Going into the next room, you will see a glowing reel and switch in the back right corner of the room. Hit the switch and place the reel on the projector.

Meat Grinder (1)

As soon as you get the rc car drive over to the chair in the same room. Use it to jump on to the chair and up to the table to press the keyboard.

The Doctor is in (2)

Kill Boss.

Magic Carpet Ride (2)

After your hover platform stops and you ride a little elevator to find a switch to hit, there will be a door behind you. Enter it go to the end of the room and turn left. Throw a dart onto the dart board.

In the room where you hit the switch after the elevator ride, there is a keyboard you can press.

Drunken Crane Master (2)

After using the forklift to move some heavy boxes and going up some stairs into a room to hit a switch, there will be a bottle to drink next to the switch.

There is a keyboard to press next to the drink.

All Your Base… (3)

At the beginning you will exit the building and fight a large group of enemies. Afterwards, you will head into another building. As soon as you do head straight and you will see a porno magazine on the desk.

From the magazine, turn left and you will see a punching bag to hit.

After the punching bag, you will see your 2 allies standing next to a door. Next to them is a lock that can be broken. Break it and go to the end of the caged area to see a dumbbell that can be curled.

Tunnel Vision (0)

The Burning Bush (5)

Get 250,000 points on the pinball machine.

Beat the Duke Nukem machine. (reminds me of Space Invaders mixed with Galaga for some reason.)

Use toilet upstairs in the second room on the right.

On the right side of the main room near the bar there is a dart board on the wall.

Teleportation Spire (0)

Duke Side of the Moon (1)

When you're at the part where you take the power cell from the broken rover, search the ground nearby for the American flag. Put it up for your final ego cap.

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Old 12-15-2011, 04:42 AM   #3
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Special Thanks:
- Me for being awesome
- Morbious17 for the Ego Locations
- Nevander for the original guide
- Gearbox/Triptych, 3D Realms.
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Old 12-15-2011, 08:31 AM   #4
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Glad to hear it isn't as hard as the main campaign on insane. I have my 1000 and I'm not worried that this will be too tough. Thanks!!!

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i heard he was making a guide for this yesterday but i thought he was going to take like a few days to a week so wow ur done already good job i wish moe guides finished this fast and now i can download the dlc and enjoy my game and the sweet cheevos once again great guide
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Looking great so far, one thing you might want to do is maybe match my formatting from my guide (text color, etc.). I'll definitely use this guide, good work man.
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Nice Guide. Thx for your effort. Keep it up!
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