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Old 10-04-2007, 09:21 PM   #1
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Top 5 things you NEVER want to hear your partner say to you

1. Its not your baby

2. I didn't think you'd mind.

3. that'll clear up in a few days.

4. We have to talk.

5. I used to be a man (or A woman depending on who they're talking to)


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Old 10-05-2007, 06:54 AM   #2
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  1. When's your brother get back from vacation?
  2. Oops. (haha)
  3. Oh, we started?
  4. Are you done yet?
  5. A battery operated toy can do better than you.

Hmmm, I wonder if this is gonna get closed down...???
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:35 AM   #3
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1. dont worry hone, that happens to every guy
2. thats not how your dad does it
3. thats not how your mum does it
4. its only a game, dont get so upset
5. not that *inappropriate comment deleted*
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Old 10-13-2007, 02:09 AM   #4
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1. Don't worry, everybody looks funny naked.
2. Lemme turn off the lights.
3. I want a baby right now!!
4. Your mother in law will stay here for the weekend
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Old 10-13-2007, 06:48 AM   #5
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1.'Let's play the Wii tonight instead of the 360.'
2.'Was that you or the cat?'
3.When having sex he or she calls out the name of your best friend.
4.'It's not you...o.k. it's you.'
5.When your trying to fall asleep your loved one farts, a couple of times.
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Old 10-13-2007, 07:48 AM   #6
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1. sorry its that time of the month !!
2. oh YEAH give it to me *insert wrong name here*
3. christmas is coming soon and i love diamonds !
4. Is that what it’s supposed to look like
5. thats not the way my ex did it


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Old 10-20-2007, 12:09 AM   #7
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2. You should probably check yourself out..
3. Im pregnant
4. Is it in?
5. Its ok, I like small ones anyway
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Old 10-20-2007, 12:13 AM   #8
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1. sorry its that time of the month !!
2. oh YEAH give it to me *insert wrong name here*
3. christmas is coming soon and i love diamonds !
4. Is that what itís supposed to look like
5. thats not the way my ex did it


LOL

haha i like the give it to me with the wrong name lol

number uno you never seem to suprise me
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Old 10-20-2007, 12:16 AM   #9
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1. what are we doing?

2. do you think i look fat in this?

3. Ill be gone this week.

4. I like special guys.

5. well if thats your best...
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Old 10-20-2007, 12:56 AM   #10
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2. Me and daddy/mommy are just wrestling

3. I met this guy/girl on the internet

4. It burns when I pee

5. This one time, at band camp...
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Old 10-20-2007, 12:43 PM   #11
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So many of these. My last partner...wow she could pull out some of the most annoying/hurtful/arrogant quotes

So with that said my number one of all time things you NEVER want to hear your partner say is (From my experiences)

1. We need to talk...

Worst four words EVER.

My number two would be

2. I had a sex dream about *insert Ex-boyfriends name here*

Makes me shiver just typing them words.

Third would be

3. Partner:I met these guys today and they asked for my number.
Me: So did you tell them to piss off?
Partner: No, I'm not mean like you. I gave them my number.

Okay, maybe not everyone's partner does that but god damn it sucks.

Number four!!

4. I don't like having relationships *During a long-term relationship*

I've had that TWICE!! Can you believe it?!! Damn I go out with some fucked up girls.

The last one would have to be

5. Games are for little kids not for grown men.

I immediately dumped her of course. It was sad too cause she was damn fine.



So there is a little glimpse into my relationships. :P
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Old 10-21-2007, 03:07 AM   #12
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1. Is it in yet?

2. I sold your Xbox360

3. Can we go see the "Notebook?"

4. Whatcha thinkin? (bugs the hell out of me)

5. Lets go visit my parents (equals your inlaws)
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Old 10-22-2007, 08:49 AM   #13
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1."uh oh" while looking at her birth control pills
2.we dont need a condom im on the pill....u know she's said that before
3.ohhhh "extreme makeover" is on
4.if we were'nt going out wich of my friend woud you date
5.me and the girls are going out
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Old 10-24-2007, 06:49 AM   #14
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"What are you doing!?"

Not actually my girlfriend saying this, but her dad...after walking in on us having sex.

I think that is worse.

Especially since the next day I had to work with her dad on a construction job...boy was that awkward.
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Old 11-08-2007, 03:40 AM   #15
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5 things you never want to hear your partner say

I'm waiting....

Wake me up when you're done.

I'll just stick to the toy...

Maybe next time...

Oh god no!
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Old 11-08-2007, 11:38 AM   #16
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1. Xbox 360 sucks
2. Oh do we have to?
3. Im to tired
4. Maybe next time
5. Im washing my hair
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Old 02-13-2009, 04:04 PM   #17
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1.ok when your ready *quick pause,looks down* oh it is in
2.meh whatever go ahead ill be asleep soon
3.we need to talk
4.oh yeah OH YEAH *UR DADS NAME HERE *
5.awwwww not sex please anything else !
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Old 02-14-2009, 02:54 AM   #18
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1.ok when your ready *quick pause,looks down* oh it is in
2.meh whatever go ahead ill be asleep soon
3.we need to talk
4.oh yeah OH YEAH *UR DADS NAME HERE *
5.awwwww not sex please anything else !
#4. that must suck big time
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Old 03-04-2009, 04:19 AM   #19
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Old 03-05-2009, 04:43 AM   #20
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I don't know if I'll have five but let me just type out some of the shit my girl say's that I wish she'd NEVER say.

Me: Damn I think I'm Sick
Her: What, How Did You Get Sick??

Goddamnit WtF girl kinda question is that shit??

Maybe we could move this around to make more room, space, or look better etc. ( all this shit )

Every fuck'n Monday if I talk to her on the way to work that's what I get I'm like seriously I'm not move'n shit.

Just turn off your Xbox 360 if it's get'n you that mad.

Again seriously I don't need the side-line Comments from you it only piss's me off more.

On The Phone: Bye, Your Not Even Listen To Me!

I'm try'n to listen to you but I have no clue as to what the fuck your talk'n about.

She'll wake me up and be like --- Wake Up Sunshine!

I hate that shit man because I'll call her ass on her day off and it will be like 12 noon and she's not even awake answer'n the phone like Ugh Ugh HuH What Time Is It?? IT'S FUCK'N NOON DAMNIT GET YOUR ASS UP!!

LoL! I'm pretty straight forward so I've told her all this shit piss's me off and she still does it but it's part of a relationship so you deal with it. I love her to death she's awesome just 5 thing's I hate that she say's that I wish she'd NEVER say again.
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Old 03-05-2009, 06:58 AM   #21
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5. Is it in yet?

4. Saying your best friend's name in bed (sexually, sleeping, etc.)

3. My ex (insert name) is bigger

2. nothing while staring at WWE's John Cena

1. STUBBY!!!!

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If you get ONE MORE ACHIEVEMENT we're not having sex tonight!
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Old 03-06-2009, 02:13 AM   #22
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Im leaving you for your dad
Im leaving you for your mum
Is it in yet
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When will you pay more attention to me instead of that 360?
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Old 03-07-2009, 04:45 PM   #23
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1. I have AIDS
2. I have claymidia
3. I am addicted to heroin
4. I regularly take part in large herterosexual orgies with myself as the only female
5. I have a sensitive jaw, prone to spontaniously locking shut
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Old 03-16-2009, 10:21 AM   #24
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1. Oh My God that thing is just too big for me, it will never fit.
2. I used to have a dick you know
3. Fuck God i accesly serve the Devil.
4. You never gonna have sex with me again
5. I,ve killed your entire familly so now i,m the only one who posses you
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Old 03-18-2009, 07:16 PM   #25
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5. Is it in yet?
4. It's that time of the month.
3. We have to talk.
2. I don't think this is working..
1. All you do is play that stupid xbox!

I've had everyone of those things said me, except the first one hahaha
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Old 03-18-2009, 11:11 PM   #26
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2. When i said i was a positive person i meant HIV positive.
3. Am having a baby but its not yours
4. to be honest, you dress up like a bat
5. Just checking emails, why is there subscriptions for Latin girls XXX and bar boy??

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