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Old 03-17-2011, 05:13 AM   #1
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Favorite General Sarrano Quote?

Is it just me, or does this guy have some awesome lines? I mean, sure, he has a mouth that would make a sailor blush. And they're among some of the most vulgar, offensive, mean, rude things I've heard a video game character say.

Still, some of them are straight hilarious! So what's you favorite line everybody (campaign or anarchy)?

"Pull up your cocks, and grab your socks. Hereeeeeeeee we go!!!" <---this equals "winning" xD


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Old 03-17-2011, 07:32 AM   #2
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Dont remember the exact quote, but my fav is when you all drop into that river of radioactive sludge and he tells you to quit douching in it.

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Old 03-17-2011, 08:36 AM   #3
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General Serrano was funny but the joke wore thin pretty quickly. Seriously after several one liners I was getting bored and actually annoyed with him. This character was designed to give teenage boys a laugh and something to discuss on the playground.

Having said that the only 2 lines that I can remember involved him calling Grey a 'fungal rimjob' and the one towards the end of chapter 7.1 where he says "I'm violently fiddling with my balls in anticipation of your arrival' something like that. Those two raised a smile.
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Old 03-17-2011, 02:36 PM   #4
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Old 03-17-2011, 03:38 PM   #5
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"I just poured myself a scotch and I'm violently fiddling with my balls in anticipation of your arrival"

Near the end in the dropship after Trishka seperates from you and Ishi.
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Old 03-17-2011, 03:47 PM   #6
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Old 03-17-2011, 05:18 PM   #7
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One of my drill sergeants in boot camp at Ft. Benning used to always call us Assmaggots. Hearing Sarrano use the term made the masochist portion of my subconcious laugh out loud. Hoorah!
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Old 03-17-2011, 05:24 PM   #8
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"I'm violently fiddling with my balls in anticipation of your arrival'.
This!

All others fail in comparison!
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Old 03-18-2011, 11:56 AM   #9
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At the end when you're in the ship:

"What a shithead. What a couple of shitheads you both are!"

Something like that.
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Old 03-18-2011, 05:46 PM   #11
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Old 03-19-2011, 04:41 AM   #12
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My favorite quote of the game is "What? You're gunna kill my dick? Well, I'll kill your dick, how about that?"
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Old 03-19-2011, 12:17 PM   #13
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My favorite quote of the game is "What? You're gunna kill my dick? Well, I'll kill your dick, how about that?"
Haha, yeah, I had to pause the game for that one.

I don't know, Sarrano had some decent lines, but it seems like they just went to the Urban Dictionary, clicked random, and then inserted the word into a sentence. I only played the campaign once on Very Hard, and I was more worried about getting my butt kicked than hearing what Mr. Potty Mouth was saying
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Old 03-19-2011, 04:08 PM   #15
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mine was one i encountered during my anarchy sessions was when i killed alot at once with the penetrator he would say holy sss.....now that's a soldier right there" or the im fiddling with my balls in anticipation of your arrival those two made me crack a good laugh
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Old 03-23-2011, 06:00 AM   #16
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"(After General Sarrono sends in reinforcements) That's sweeter than teenage poontang." ~General Sarrano

A little messed up, but it was the only quote I can remember that wasn't posted in this thread already.
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Old 03-23-2011, 09:34 AM   #17
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General Serrano was funny but the joke wore thin pretty quickly. Seriously after several one liners I was getting bored and actually annoyed with him. This character was designed to give teenage boys a laugh and something to discuss on the playground.
This. I thought Bulletstorm was an ok game but to be honest this character was so anoying that it's put me off playing it anymore.
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Old 06-13-2012, 06:34 AM   #18
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im 22 and i love the general...granted i want to blow his head off but i admire his....colorful use of words....if only i could craft such vulgarities into pure gold i would talk alot more
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Old 02-23-2013, 08:15 PM   #19
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"I just poured myself a scotch and I'm violently fiddling with my balls in anticipation of your arrival"
THIS. I have since used this on a variety of friends when they say they'll meet up with me somewhere. I've lost a lot of friends....
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"I got a scotch here and I'm violently tugging at my balls waiting for you girls to get here."

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