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Old 06-28-2014, 06:34 PM   #12781
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This missed out the part where they generally won't give any music that isn't metal the time of day and judge people on appearance just as much as people judge them.

"WAH WHY WON'T PEOPLE ACCEPT ME FOR THE WAY I AM?"
Five minutes later.
"Look at that stupid fucking hipster/chav, I bet he listens to shit music like Foals/N-Dubz."

Also, half of that shit could describe anyone on the planet, not just metalheads.

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This missed out the part where they generally won't give any music that isn't metal the time of day and judge people on appearance just as much as people judge them.

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"Look at that stupid fucking hipster/chav, I bet he listens to shit music like Foals/N-Dubz."

Also, half of that shit could describe anyone on the planet, not just metalheads.

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Most times putting your fist in someone's face just leads to more trouble. Usually with the law. Or so I hear.

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This missed out the part where they generally won't give any music that isn't metal the time of day and judge people on appearance just as much as people judge them.

"WAH WHY WON'T PEOPLE ACCEPT ME FOR THE WAY I AM?"
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Also, half of that shit could describe anyone on the planet, not just metalheads.

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Or so you know ;>_> our Aussie Brawler here.
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Old 06-28-2014, 09:20 PM   #12786
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This missed out the part where they generally won't give any music that isn't metal the time of day and judge people on appearance just as much as people judge them.

"WAH WHY WON'T PEOPLE ACCEPT ME FOR THE WAY I AM?"
Five minutes later.
"Look at that stupid fucking hipster/chav, I bet he listens to shit music like Foals/N-Dubz."

Also, half of that shit could describe anyone on the planet, not just metalheads.

0/10 stupid image.
Most people who are really into metal only bathe like once every 3 days and only wear black band shirts. Also, they're all antisocial assholes who think they're better than everyone else.

Also hey I'm back from having two days off so can someone summarize what I missed in a haiku?
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Old 06-28-2014, 09:28 PM   #12787
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Most people who are really into metal only bathe like once every 3 days and only wear black band shirts. Also, they're all antisocial assholes who think they're better than everyone else.
I'm sorry, but that is a load of stereotypical bullshit. I listen to metal, and so do several of my friends. None of us are unhygienic, none of us are antisocial, and none of us a arrogant. Maybe you shouldn't go making blanket statements based of very little evidence and have no way of proving.
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I'm sorry, but that is a load of stereotypical bullshit. I listen to metal, and so do several of my friends. None of us are unhygienic, none of us are antisocial, and none of us a arrogant. Maybe you shouldn't go making blanket statements based of very little evidence and have no way of proving.
whats youre favorite metal band mine is Linkin Park
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I'm sorry, but that is a load of stereotypical bullshit. I listen to metal, and so do several of my friends. None of us are unhygienic, none of us are antisocial, and none of us a arrogant. Maybe you shouldn't go making blanket statements based of very little evidence and have no way of proving.
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People had no idea just how far his grab range actually was, or that you could grab people out of the air. I used to laugh at the nubs that thought they could "cheap" me with Chun-Li's air moves. Two rounds later when they hadn't even hit me once it made taking their money that much more satisfying.
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Had a nice birthday yesterday. Spent most of the afternoon kayaking with my girlfriend and kayaked with her some more this morning. She surprised me with an Xbox One a few hours ago too so that was nice of her. I went out and bought the usual accessories along with Black Flag, Ground Zeroes, and The New Order. I'll download Super Time Force and Valiant Hearts later. Might preorder Forza Horizon 2 and Sunset Overdrive too.

I'm tempted to buy a PS4 tomorrow for The Last of Us Remastered but I don't see myself playing much else on it for a while other than Resogun or Transistor. Transistor I can manage on PC so I'll hold off on a PS4 for a while longer.
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Probably a tie between Linkin Park, A7X, and a new band I found called Ra (and Shinedown if they are considered a metal band).

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Had a nice birthday yesterday. Spent most of the afternoon kayaking with my girlfriend and kayaked with her some more this morning. She surprised me with an Xbox One a few hours ago too so that was nice of her. I went out and bought the usual accessories along with Black Flag, Ground Zeroes, and The New Order. I'll download Super Time Force and Valiant Hearts later. Might preorder Forza Horizon 2 and Sunset Overdrive too.

I'm tempted to buy a PS4 tomorrow for The Last of Us Remastered but I don't see myself playing much else on it for a while other than Resogun or Transistor. Transistor I can manage on PC so I'll hold off on a PS4 for a while longer.
Happy belated birthday. Lucky you, getting to go kayaking. What I wouldn't do to be out kayaking right now instead of being stuck at my house.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about yourself, you little bitch? Iíll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iíve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iím the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youíre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatís just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ďcleverĒ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnít, you didnít, and now youíre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youíre fucking dead, kiddo.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about Linkin Park, you little bitch? Iíll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iíve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iím the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youíre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatís just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ďcleverĒ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnít, you didnít, and now youíre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youíre fucking dead, kiddo.


Seriously though, I didn't stop laughing until the end.

Seriously 2.0 Bring it! I have kangaroos and boomerangs.

The Rolling Stones, The Doors, ACDC and Pearl Jam against anything you bratz can brang to this bang.
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Finally, now you can play Halo 2 Remastered and see how awful Backwash really is.
Let's play some Halo this Fall, bitch.

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The Rolling Stones, The Doors, ACDC and Pearl Jam against anything you bratz can brang to this bang.
Pearl Jam is good stuff!!
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I'm pretty sure that Ty and everyone that has quoted him are now on some US Government watch list. There are like 30 words and phrases in that post that would trigger various NSA, CIA, FBI and Homeland algorithms.
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Old 06-28-2014, 10:24 PM   #12803
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I'm pretty sure that Ty and everyone that has quoted him are now on some US Government watch list. There are like 30 words and phrases in that post that would trigger various NSA, CIA, FBI and Homeland algorithms.
Gorilla warfare doe? Lol.
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I'm pretty sure that Ty and everyone that has quoted him are now on some US Government watch list. There are like 30 words and phrases in that post that would trigger various NSA, CIA, FBI and Homeland algorithms.
Don't know about you guys, but I'll be fine. I reset my router and locked the front door.
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Seriously 2.0 Bring it! I have kangaroos and boomerangs.
Don't forget your bricks, champ.

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Pearl Jam is good stuff!!
4 sure we will Halo. You were totally off on the haiku, but I appreciate the effort. I too like Pearl Jam. Better Man and Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town are two of my favorite shower singing songs.

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Shit I gotta go warn knowyourmeme dot com brb
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I'm pretty sure that Ty and everyone that has quoted him are now on some US Government watch list. There are like 30 words and phrases in that post that would trigger various NSA, CIA, FBI and Homeland algorithms.
Not worried. I already use Kinect 2.0.
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Bricks aren't just my choice of window wrecking weapons. They also provide good quality entertainment at a budget price. Something the whole family can enjoy actually. Just add one to your worn out washing machine.

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4 sure we will Halo. You were totally off on the haiku, but I appreciate the effort. I too like Pearl Jam. Better Man and Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town are two of my favorite shower singing songs.
Halo is a verb now? Nice!

Haven't heard of that second song, but damn, that's a long title.
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Super long title, super great song.
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