Harrison Drake Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Post your favourite line from the game. Mine, upon meeting Uncle Mario for the first time: "It's me, Mario!" Priceless, absolutely priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanos_of_MW Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Post your favourite line from the game. Mine, upon meeting Uncle Mario for the first time: "It's me, Mario!" Priceless, absolutely priceless. Laughed so hard when he said that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy888101 Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I like the line at the end of the game "what the f**K? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yunder Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Ezio: I have plenty of outlets. Ezio's Mom: I meant besides vaginas. 100% gold. I loved that line. I also loved the "Mario" line, but the vagina but made me laugh hysterically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigheadguy Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Ezio: I have plenty of outlets. Ezio's Mom: I meant besides vaginas. 100% gold. I loved that line. I also loved the "Mario" line, but the vagina but made me laugh hysterically. that line was definitely the funniest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirius Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Top 3: 1. before the credits: "What the fuck?" 2. The vagina line 3. "It'sa me, Mario!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakisbac Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I don't like being the person to mention this, but might as well since otherwise someone else will. This thread has been made numerous times so "use the search button next time". Personally, I don't get why everyone's so excited by the line. It was lame IMO, and it's delivery (the voice acting) was pretty bad. Not even a chuckle from me, unlike the vagina line. There were some golden lines in this game, but this isn't one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirius Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Personally, I don't get why everyone's so excited by the line. It was lame IMO, and it's delivery (the voice acting) was pretty bad. Not even a chuckle from me, unlike the vagina line. There were some golden lines in this game, but this isn't one of them. Personal opinion. It was pretty clever and unexpected IMO. I'm glad that developers at least try to be witty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZundayXx Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Whenver he kills someone importent. Y'know the ''...... Rest in peace'' lines, they sound so awesome in italian xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vetteindreams Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 i thought that was latin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nozza Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I'll say it to but atm this thread has been pointless from the second post.. All the quotes so far everyone has mentioned are all the same lol Mario, Vagina and wtf?!? I'd have to say my favourite is.. is.. O yeh "Its me, Mario".. Wait thats already been mentioned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepaxman Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Requiscat in pace, you bastard. Mario line was fantastic too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthSoth Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 The mother saying the Vagina line was the best. That had me in stitches. I've known my Mother for almost 35 years and if she said something like that to me I think I would drop dead from shock. The "What the fuck" line at the end was just perfect because that was exactly what I was thinking and would say in that situation. I also liked the dialogue between Ezio and the horse race chick in Romana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny survivor Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Good stuff in there, I can't believe people keep posting about that Mario line...jeez. I like when he goes to the thieves guild in Venice and the guy offers him some coffee and Ezio doesn't really like it and says "have you tried adding sugar, or latte?". The fella's like...meh. Italians tryng coffee for the first time. Now that is history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxBlueSpade2xX Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I like the line at the end of the game "what the f**K? That was mine. Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LazlowRave Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I give 100% to the funny lines mentioned, viginas being my favorite. But the greatest DRAMATIC line.. is during the first moments of the game when you watch the hanging. When your surrounded, your sword gets knocked out of your hand, and the older guy looks at you and says... "You better run, boy. And fast." Gave me goosebumps. I give credit to the music composure, and dramatic blocking of the shots. Almost like on AC1, when you went to the funeral and the dude points you out in the crowd, then Templars surround you... True amazement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J0shUK Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Ezio: I have plenty of outlets. Ezio's Mom: I meant besides vaginas. 100% gold. I loved that line. I also loved the "Mario" line, but the vagina but made me laugh hysterically. Those 2 made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaiguy6557 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 the best is when the de pazzi kid was like "afraid to handle things yourself" and ezio goes " your sister seemed quite satisfied with the 'handling' i gave her earlier" this probably wasnt the best line in the game but this was how i knew this game had a sense of humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZundayXx Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 i thought that was latin.... It was?? Well, i tought Italia, italian language, i'm not a great ''Language'' man so ye... well i'm sorry, it sounded awesome in latin xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthanHunt Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 It was?? Well, i tought Italia, italian language, i'm not a great ''Language'' man so ye... well i'm sorry, it sounded awesome in latin xD Yeah it's latin. Requiscat in pace = R.I.P = Rest in pieces (LOL, ya know what I mean) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildwest08 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 the best is when the de pazzi kid was like "afraid to handle things yourself" and ezio goes " your sister seemed quite satisfied with the 'handling' i gave her earlier" this probably wasnt the best line in the game but this was how i knew this game had a sense of humor that was the best line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I HAZZ3R I Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Desmond. Gave me chills for about half an hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xGuzzyBearx Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 VESPUCCI: "Okay, but only for a minute" EZIO: "That's alright, that's all I need." "Wait, that came out wrong" I died when I heard this, very beginning of the game. So many things wrong with this, first off her names Vespucci. The sexual joke, and the sexual joke in the sexual joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oRyann Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 I always loved the speeches as to when he assassinates the targets. Italian/Latin (whichever you believe it to be.) are both beautiful languages and become used well. I also like the: Ezio: "I have an outlet." Maria: "Vagina's don't count." Don't think its like that, but you get the gist of it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daemon300 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Desmond. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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