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Top 5 things you NEVER want to hear your partner say to you


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1. sorry its that time of the month !!

2. oh YEAH give it to me *insert wrong name here*

3. christmas is coming soon and i love diamonds !

4. Is that what it’s supposed to look like

5. thats not the way my ex did it

 

 

LOL

 

 

haha i like the give it to me with the wrong name lol

 

number uno you never seem to suprise me

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So many of these. My last partner...wow she could pull out some of the most annoying/hurtful/arrogant quotes

 

So with that said my number one of all time things you NEVER want to hear your partner say is (From my experiences)

 

1. We need to talk...

 

Worst four words EVER.

 

My number two would be

 

2. I had a sex dream about *insert Ex-boyfriends name here*

 

Makes me shiver just typing them words.

 

Third would be

 

3. Partner:I met these guys today and they asked for my number.

Me: So did you tell them to piss off?

Partner: No, I'm not mean like you. I gave them my number.

 

Okay, maybe not everyone's partner does that but god damn it sucks.

 

Number four!!

 

4. I don't like having relationships *During a long-term relationship*

 

I've had that TWICE!! Can you believe it?!! Damn I go out with some fucked up girls.

 

The last one would have to be

 

5. Games are for little kids not for grown men.

 

I immediately dumped her of course. It was sad too cause she was damn fine.

 

 

 

So there is a little glimpse into my relationships. :p

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I don't know if I'll have five but let me just type out some of the shit my girl say's that I wish she'd NEVER say.

Me: Damn I think I'm Sick

Her: What, How Did You Get Sick??

Goddamnit WtF girl kinda question is that shit??

Maybe we could move this around to make more room, space, or look better etc. ( all this shit )

Every fuck'n Monday if I talk to her on the way to work that's what I get I'm like seriously I'm not move'n shit.

Just turn off your Xbox 360 if it's get'n you that mad.

Again seriously I don't need the side-line Comments from you it only piss's me off more.

On The Phone: Bye, Your Not Even Listen To Me!

I'm try'n to listen to you but I have no clue as to what the fuck your talk'n about.

She'll wake me up and be like --- Wake Up Sunshine!

I hate that shit man because I'll call her ass on her day off and it will be like 12 noon and she's not even awake answer'n the phone like Ugh Ugh HuH What Time Is It?? IT'S FUCK'N NOON DAMNIT GET YOUR ASS UP!!

LoL! I'm pretty straight forward so I've told her all this shit piss's me off and she still does it but it's part of a relationship so you deal with it. I love her to death she's awesome just 5 thing's I hate that she say's that I wish she'd NEVER say again.

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5. Is it in yet?

 

4. Saying your best friend's name in bed (sexually, sleeping, etc.)

 

3. My ex (insert name) is bigger

 

2. nothing while staring at WWE's John Cena

 

1. STUBBY!!!!

 

runner up for spot #5:

If you get ONE MORE ACHIEVEMENT we're not having sex tonight!

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1. Oh My God that thing is just too big for me, it will never fit.

2. I used to have a dick you know

3. Fuck God i accesly serve the Devil.

4. You never gonna have sex with me again

5. I,ve killed your entire familly so now i,m the only one who posses you

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1. Am beating your gamerscore

2. When i said i was a positive person i meant HIV positive.

3. Am having a baby but its not yours

4. to be honest, you dress up like a bat

5. Just checking emails, why is there subscriptions for Latin girls XXX and bar boy??

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