pinkpanfa Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 1. Its not your baby 2. I didn't think you'd mind. 3. that'll clear up in a few days. 4. We have to talk. 5. I used to be a man (or A woman depending on who they're talking to) Anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick G 42390 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 When's your brother get back from vacation? Oops. (haha) Oh, we started? Are you done yet? A battery operated toy can do better than you. Hmmm, I wonder if this is gonna get closed down...??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ever31 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 1. dont worry hone, that happens to every guy 2. thats not how your dad does it 3. thats not how your mum does it 4. its only a game, dont get so upset 5. not that *inappropriate comment deleted* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerofox Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 1. Don't worry, everybody looks funny naked. 2. Lemme turn off the lights. 3. I want a baby right now!! 4. Your mother in law will stay here for the weekend 5. My friends told me..... blah blah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nfgmusicPaul Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 1.'Let's play the Wii tonight instead of the 360.' 2.'Was that you or the cat?' 3.When having sex he or she calls out the name of your best friend. 4.'It's not you...o.k. it's you.' 5.When your trying to fall asleep your loved one farts, a couple of times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotian Bred Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 1. sorry its that time of the month !! 2. oh YEAH give it to me *insert wrong name here* 3. christmas is coming soon and i love diamonds ! 4. Is that what it’s supposed to look like 5. thats not the way my ex did it LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raider Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 1. I tested positive for.. 2. You should probably check yourself out.. 3. Im pregnant 4. Is it in? 5. Its ok, I like small ones anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conker Rules All Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 1. sorry its that time of the month !! 2. oh YEAH give it to me *insert wrong name here* 3. christmas is coming soon and i love diamonds ! 4. Is that what it’s supposed to look like 5. thats not the way my ex did it LOL haha i like the give it to me with the wrong name lol number uno you never seem to suprise me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da voodoo child Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 1. what are we doing? 2. do you think i look fat in this? 3. Ill be gone this week. 4. I like special guys. 5. well if thats your best... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tytech Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 1. I found these in your room... 2. Me and daddy/mommy are just wrestling 3. I met this guy/girl on the internet 4. It burns when I pee 5. This one time, at band camp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet666Kraven Posted October 20, 2007 Share Posted October 20, 2007 So many of these. My last partner...wow she could pull out some of the most annoying/hurtful/arrogant quotes So with that said my number one of all time things you NEVER want to hear your partner say is (From my experiences) 1. We need to talk... Worst four words EVER. My number two would be 2. I had a sex dream about *insert Ex-boyfriends name here* Makes me shiver just typing them words. Third would be 3. Partner:I met these guys today and they asked for my number. Me: So did you tell them to piss off? Partner: No, I'm not mean like you. I gave them my number. Okay, maybe not everyone's partner does that but god damn it sucks. Number four!! 4. I don't like having relationships *During a long-term relationship* I've had that TWICE!! Can you believe it?!! Damn I go out with some fucked up girls. The last one would have to be 5. Games are for little kids not for grown men. I immediately dumped her of course. It was sad too cause she was damn fine. So there is a little glimpse into my relationships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slarak Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 1. Is it in yet? 2. I sold your Xbox360 3. Can we go see the "Notebook?" 4. Whatcha thinkin? (bugs the hell out of me) 5. Lets go visit my parents (equals your inlaws) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorcherchamp Posted October 22, 2007 Share Posted October 22, 2007 1."uh oh" while looking at her birth control pills 2.we dont need a condom im on the pill....u know she's said that before 3.ohhhh "extreme makeover" is on 4.if we were'nt going out wich of my friend woud you date 5.me and the girls are going out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK459 Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 I'm waiting.... Wake me up when you're done. I'll just stick to the toy... Maybe next time... Oh god no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom19 Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 1. Xbox 360 sucks 2. Oh do we have to? 3. Im to tired 4. Maybe next time 5. Im washing my hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xM4N1CM3NT4L3Rx Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 1.ok when your ready *quick pause,looks down* oh it is in 2.meh whatever go ahead ill be asleep soon 3.we need to talk 4.oh yeah OH YEAH *UR DADS NAME HERE * 5.awwwww not sex please anything else ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimi_stephen Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 1.ok when your ready *quick pause,looks down* oh it is in 2.meh whatever go ahead ill be asleep soon 3.we need to talk 4.oh yeah OH YEAH *UR DADS NAME HERE * 5.awwwww not sex please anything else ! #4. that must suck big time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I SUSHi I Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 1. i have aids 2. i have aids 3. i have aids 4. i have aids 5. is that it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life And Death Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I don't know if I'll have five but let me just type out some of the shit my girl say's that I wish she'd NEVER say. Me: Damn I think I'm Sick Her: What, How Did You Get Sick?? Goddamnit WtF girl kinda question is that shit?? Maybe we could move this around to make more room, space, or look better etc. ( all this shit ) Every fuck'n Monday if I talk to her on the way to work that's what I get I'm like seriously I'm not move'n shit. Just turn off your Xbox 360 if it's get'n you that mad. Again seriously I don't need the side-line Comments from you it only piss's me off more. On The Phone: Bye, Your Not Even Listen To Me! I'm try'n to listen to you but I have no clue as to what the fuck your talk'n about. She'll wake me up and be like --- Wake Up Sunshine! I hate that shit man because I'll call her ass on her day off and it will be like 12 noon and she's not even awake answer'n the phone like Ugh Ugh HuH What Time Is It?? IT'S FUCK'N NOON DAMNIT GET YOUR ASS UP!! LoL! I'm pretty straight forward so I've told her all this shit piss's me off and she still does it but it's part of a relationship so you deal with it. I love her to death she's awesome just 5 thing's I hate that she say's that I wish she'd NEVER say again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApochWeiss Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 (edited) 5. Is it in yet? 4. Saying your best friend's name in bed (sexually, sleeping, etc.) 3. My ex (insert name) is bigger 2. nothing while staring at WWE's John Cena 1. STUBBY!!!! runner up for spot #5: If you get ONE MORE ACHIEVEMENT we're not having sex tonight! Edited March 5, 2009 by ApochWeiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDeathsWake Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Im leaving you for your dad Im leaving you for your mum Is it in yet I use to be a man When will you pay more attention to me instead of that 360? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefJamV Posted March 7, 2009 Share Posted March 7, 2009 1. I have AIDS 2. I have claymidia 3. I am addicted to heroin 4. I regularly take part in large herterosexual orgies with myself as the only female 5. I have a sensitive jaw, prone to spontaniously locking shut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HYPNONL Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 1. Oh My God that thing is just too big for me, it will never fit. 2. I used to have a dick you know 3. Fuck God i accesly serve the Devil. 4. You never gonna have sex with me again 5. I,ve killed your entire familly so now i,m the only one who posses you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosizzle313 Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 5. Is it in yet? 4. It's that time of the month. 3. We have to talk. 2. I don't think this is working.. 1. All you do is play that stupid xbox! I've had everyone of those things said me, except the first one hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xAcCeSs DeNiEd Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 (edited) 1. Am beating your gamerscore 2. When i said i was a positive person i meant HIV positive. 3. Am having a baby but its not yours 4. to be honest, you dress up like a bat 5. Just checking emails, why is there subscriptions for Latin girls XXX and bar boy?? Edited March 18, 2009 by xAcCeSs DeNiEd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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