uhwR Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Was reading around IGN a little and came across this really interesting article on some questions us gamers ask but nobody will never know the answer to! 13. How does Mario shoot fire underwater? http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2012/08/MarioUnderwater.jpg 12. Who in their right mind would shop here?! http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2012/08/ChunLiStage.jpg 11. Who would build a door like this? http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2012/08/RE4Door.jpg 10. Why doesn't a boss send 1000 enemies at once instead of one at a time? http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2012/08/Sonicenemies.jpg 9. Who could possibly fit swords, bombs and an entire orchestra in the pockets of a tunic? http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2012/08/ZeldaInventory.jpg 8. How does this not crush her internal organs? http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2012/08/MorphBall.jpg 7. How do these two actually mate? http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2012/08/PacMans.jpg 6. Why not put some armor over those weak spots? http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2012/08/WeakSpot.jpg 5. How do my items teleport between item boxes? http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2012/08/ItemBox.jpg 4. Wouldn't you die from food poisoning if you ate this old meat? http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2012/08/CastlevaniaMeat.jpg 3. How does walking over this heal bullet wounds? http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2012/08/BodyArmor.jpg 2. Which shops actually sell this much hair gel? http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2012/08/FF7Hair.jpg 1. Where the hell are my legs? http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2012/08/IHalfNoLegs.jpg Thought this was a pretty interesting. I know for myself, I have ALWAYS wondered what was up with number 1. Seems like in ever game my character is floating on the air! Source: IGN - 13 Questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverender Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I ask number one frequently. I can't remember what game it was in, but I actually had legs in one game and I was surprised. Also, why don't bad guys ever just lock doors and take the keys with them instead of leaving them in chests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonsGoMOO Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 This was okay. Some of them were stupid and pointless, like the hair gel one. I thought it would be a bit better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StayonTarget Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 14. How Cod Players absorb a .50 Cal Round and walk it off. 15. Is the cake a lie? 16. Can Valve Count to Three? I'm just adding a few of my own. Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonsGoMOO Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 14. How Cod Players absorb a .50 Cal Round and walk it off. 15. Is the cake a lie? 16. Can Valve Count to Three? I'm just adding a few of my own. Haha Lol I love 16. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastNcurious Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I don't understand 16... The no legs thing annoys me. Especially in games where you can see your own shadow so you know your guy has legs, but somehow they're invisible... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonsGoMOO Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I don't understand 16... Left 4 Dead 1-2 Half-Life 1-2 Portal 1-2 Team Fortress 1-2 DOTA 1-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uhwR Posted August 11, 2012 Author Share Posted August 11, 2012 14. How Cod Players absorb a .50 Cal Round and walk it off. 15. Is the cake a lie? 16. Can Valve Count to Three? I'm just adding a few of my own. Haha Very nice, especially #16 haha. Maybe you should have done this list rather then IGN because I really only liked 2-3 on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A ZombieTwinkie Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I don't understand 16... The no legs thing annoys me. Especially in games where you can see your own shadow so you know your guy has legs, but somehow they're invisible... Someone doesn't follow/know Valve and their games.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecadentBeaver Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Definitely a good choice for Valve not being able to count higher than 2. Not being able to see your characters legs is an annoyance, but how often do you need to looking at your legs. One that I've always wanted an answer to is; in some games, you can collect 5+ weapons. I just wanna know where your guy keeps them all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJConnelly Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Currently playing Far Cry 2. My unanswered question. How the hell does that wrench fix everything. Magic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terriah Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I only found a few funny. Like someone mentioned, why don't we come up with our own list of things we'll never get answers to in games? I like the one about bad guys always leaving keys lying around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastNcurious Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Left 4 Dead 1-2 Half-Life 1-2 Portal 1-2 Team Fortress 1-2 DOTA 1-2 Someone doesn't follow/know Valve and their games.... Ah, thanks! Makes sense now. I'm not a huge Valve guy. Played the L4D games years after they released. Played and enjoyed Portal 1, 2. Enjoyed Half Life 2. That's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uhwR Posted August 11, 2012 Author Share Posted August 11, 2012 IGN made its Top 13, I feel like us over here at x360a could make such a better list. Ive already seen a few posted in here I like better then some of the ones I saw in the IGN thread. Even though I do like #13 and #1 (; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickinOnaChain Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Call of Juarez 1 has legs! In one PC game, the main character was a girl. The "life bar" was a heart tattoo on her left boob. Of course you had to look down to see it but I always thought it was an odd place to have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thee Elf Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Stayontarget's 16 wins the thread so far! Definitely agree with you on that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DxxxRules Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Why do they wait their turn to attack? How do the cops not recognize a stolen cop car? How is the driver still alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadoW zonE Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 One that I've always wanted an answer to is; in some games, you can collect 5+ weapons. I just wanna know where your guy keeps them all? This is easy! Pockets! If you played Serious Sam you would know. Seriously this guy puts cannonballs in there! Plus 9 or 10 other guns... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spade. Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 On CoD, how can someone walk away from a .50 Cal bullet yet instantly die from a knife cut? On CoD Zombies, how does 2 consecutive swings knock a person down? On various games, how does falling in watter kill you? Doesn't your character know how to swim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLineOfSight Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 In Pokemon, what is a hot dog made of? Why the hell did they call it Final Fantasy? Peach or Toadstool? Who programmed Samus Aran to be such a badass robot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbear352x Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 How can a gorilla like Donkey Kong flip over & over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masterq60 Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 How can bowser fall into lava/the sun and always manage to live? How can Mario breath underwater in the earlier games forever? Why does one swing of a bat kill a zombie but a gunshot doesn't always kill in one shot on L4D2? Why does peach CONSTANTLY get kidnapped without Mario "knowing"? A lot of Mario questions it seems like... And to be fair, valve can count to 3 with the orange box, three different games in one and if you want to be really picky they can count to 5 with how many you can choose from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonsGoMOO Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 And to be fair, valve can count to 3 with the orange box, three different games in one and if you want to be really picky they can count to 5 with how many you can choose from That's not counting. That's throwing a bunch of games into one pack, and just continuing on from 2 but before 3. Parts is not counting up to 3! Take damage from bullets, zombie attacks, bombs, or falling from high heights, and eating a piece of wolf meat heals you like it's nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewdude1023 Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Why can't Mario punch instead of hopping on top of enemies? Why is sprinting a perk in Halo Reach? Why the hell do Peach and Zelda get kidnapped on a yearly basis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morgul maggot Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Why the hell did they call it Final Fantasy? http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Final_Fantasy look under development Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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