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Was reading around IGN a little and came across this really interesting article on some questions us gamers ask but nobody will never know the answer to!

 

13. How does Mario shoot fire underwater?

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12. Who in their right mind would shop here?!

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11. Who would build a door like this?

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10. Why doesn't a boss send 1000 enemies at once instead of one at a time?

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9. Who could possibly fit swords, bombs and an entire orchestra in the pockets of a tunic?

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8. How does this not crush her internal organs?

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7. How do these two actually mate?

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6. Why not put some armor over those weak spots?

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5. How do my items teleport between item boxes?

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4. Wouldn't you die from food poisoning if you ate this old meat?

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3. How does walking over this heal bullet wounds?

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2. Which shops actually sell this much hair gel?

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1. Where the hell are my legs?

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Thought this was a pretty interesting. I know for myself, I have ALWAYS wondered what was up with number 1. Seems like in ever game my character is floating on the air!

 

Source: IGN - 13 Questions

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14. How Cod Players absorb a .50 Cal Round and walk it off.

15. Is the cake a lie?

16. Can Valve Count to Three?

 

I'm just adding a few of my own. Haha

 

Very nice, especially #16 haha. Maybe you should have done this list rather then IGN because I really only liked 2-3 on here.

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Definitely a good choice for Valve not being able to count higher than 2.

 

Not being able to see your characters legs is an annoyance, but how often do you need to looking at your legs.

 

One that I've always wanted an answer to is; in some games, you can collect 5+ weapons. I just wanna know where your guy keeps them all?

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IGN made its Top 13, I feel like us over here at x360a could make such a better list. Ive already seen a few posted in here I like better then some of the ones I saw in the IGN thread. Even though I do like #13 and #1 (;

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One that I've always wanted an answer to is; in some games, you can collect 5+ weapons. I just wanna know where your guy keeps them all?

 

This is easy! Pockets! If you played Serious Sam you would know. Seriously this guy puts cannonballs in there! Plus 9 or 10 other guns...

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How can bowser fall into lava/the sun and always manage to live?

 

How can Mario breath underwater in the earlier games forever?

 

Why does one swing of a bat kill a zombie but a gunshot doesn't always kill in one shot on L4D2?

 

Why does peach CONSTANTLY get kidnapped without Mario "knowing"?

 

A lot of Mario questions it seems like...

 

And to be fair, valve can count to 3 with the orange box, three different games in one and if you want to be really picky they can count to 5 with how many you can choose from ;)

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And to be fair, valve can count to 3 with the orange box, three different games in one and if you want to be really picky they can count to 5 with how many you can choose from ;)

 

That's not counting. That's throwing a bunch of games into one pack, and just continuing on from 2 but before 3. Parts is not counting up to 3!

 

Take damage from bullets, zombie attacks, bombs, or falling from high heights, and eating a piece of wolf meat heals you like it's nothing.

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