IDiivil Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) If your life was tracked by an achievement list, what kind would you say you've unlocked? Here's a silly few of mine that actually happened in my life..! Threw in a few derp ones to try and make it sound less boastful for funsies. IDiivil's Unlocked Achievements Ah, Love! Find a lifelong partner to share all your pains in the ass with. Artful Deception Be accused of attempting to smuggle a weapon onto a plane. Doctor, You Did What?! Encountered one of the supreme "Doctor" titled beings and had them perform some manner of surgery on you. Heels Wore heels for the first time and managed to walk three feet..! Monstrous Appetite Ingest a live creature of some sort. It must still wriggle! No, Really, It Wasn't Expensive... Dropped a plate, bowl, or other item in the sink while attempting to wash it ... and broke it. You klutz. Successful Delinquent Skipped at least three years of school - and didn't fail. Worldly Traveled to at least three different countries. ... what's a few of yours?! Edited March 15, 2011 by IDiivil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowwwwy Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Apple Lover. Own two or more Apple products. Relationshiper. Been in a relationship thats lasted a year or more. Oh You Smartass. Be a smartass in the majority of your days. Failer. Got a really bad score for your last year of high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamie1000013 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) Is This Real Life? Spend more time in game world's then in the real world Spinning Top Imagine game scenrio's in real life (I was playing Splinter Cell and Assassin's Creed too much and I started thinking of ways to climb buildings via drain pipes lol) Tagged! Spray graffiti on a wall Oh Shiiii- Ride on the biggest ride at a theme park Egg On Spoon Race Master Win any event at your schools sports day You Pansy Watch a film that makes you cry Who Gave You The Answer Sheet? Take a test and get full marks on it. That all I can think of lol. Edited March 15, 2011 by jamie1000013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhamana Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Toe Cruncher - Successfully bang your little toe on the sofa every goddamn time you walk past it. Long Distance Relationship - Continue a relationship with someone from another country successfully for more than 3 years. Stacked! - Walk around in heels then fall over within 5 seconds of saying 'See, they're really easy to walk in!' The Hoarder - Find something you've no use for and no recollection of purchasing, but keep it - It might be useful someday! Poke Me! - Poke yourself in the eye with mascara or eyeliner. Kinda funny, and sometimes I do think I hear the 'achievement unlocked' noise when I'm out >< Maybe I'm just going crazy though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starstrukk X360A Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Hothead - 10G Burn yourself with your hair after it's just been through a straightener. Shithurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhamana Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Hothead - 10G Burn yourself with your hair after it's just been through a straightener. Shithurts. Done that far too often! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarface Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Epic Fail - Still can't kill yourself, even after 5 attempts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auburok Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Great, there's more of us Have a younger sibling born. Got wheels Passed the driver's exam in your state/providence/country. But... I want it Spend a lot of money ($450 USD or more) in a single transaction for a leisure expense. Melded with the couch Watch an entire marathon on a TV channel, without changing the channel or getting up. Marathon must be at least 3 hours. Score Successfully complete/obtain something that has been a goal. Score? Successfully complete/obtain something that has been a goal in a manner unintended. Movin' on out Leave your parent's home. TL;DR Take a test (high school level or above) without reading any of the material that the test is based on. "Yes, I'll hold." Stay on a customer support line for an hour or more. Population Control Spend an entire day team killing in various games. Fan Play every game that comes out in a franchise over five years. More Fanny Than Most Play every game that comes out in a franchise over ten years. "Are you a fan boy or girl?" Play only one brand's consoles for a year without playing on any competing brand's. Home Obtain a home. Home, redux Obtain a second home, either simultaneously or separately. "U mad?" Successfully provoke a reaction after insulting someone online. Epic Fail - Still can't kill yourself, even after 5 attempts. Achievements shouldn't be given to people that are quitting before the game is over, but miss the "disconnect" option five times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFFreak1129 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Marathoner Play video games for 10 hours straight Keep on Runnin' Run a half Marathon She's a Keeper Get a gf that play video games as much as you do Hey Mcfly...Anybody Home?! Get kicked out of your HS Honors Program for failing 2 classes See The World Visit 4 different countries Patriot Join the military Hot Enough For Ya? Spend 3 months in Saudi Arabia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denizens44 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Leave The House Leave the house and get some sun A+ Student Ace every course in High School Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashleary Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Snap! Break a bone in your body The Double Dozen Succesfully finish the 12 Double Cheeseburger Challenge A Certain degree of Greatness Get a 1st Class Honours Degree The Hat Trick Pull 3 Girls in the same night The Hat trick Hat Trick Pull 3 girls in the same night 3 weekends on the trot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmeh9 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Dude, Looks Like A Lady As a male, dressed up as a female and walked at least a mile in public I... Will... Win! Brought 1000 Lottery Tickets without winning anything more than a tenner. One Night Sub Awoken with a Subway sandwich next to you, untouched, after a heavy night's drinking That's My Elbow Rest! Sat in-between 2 morbidly obese people on an 8+ hour flight Just a few that sprung to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Deftino Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) Harmless Addiction Finish the same game more than 20 times. Rhythmic Ceremonial Ritual See the same band more than 5 times. Splat! While paintballing, shoot another person in the genitals more than once. Are You A Hero? Join or form a band. Virtuoso Learn a musical instrument. Academic Attend University. Capital! Visit your countrys' capital city. Breaking The Bro Code Date a friends ex girlfriend. Breaking The Chick Code Date an ex girlfriends best friend. I Prefer Smurfs Successfully not watch Avatar. Animal Lover Save an injured or trapped animal. The One Watch The Matrix Trilogy and understand it. All Nighter Stay awake for more than 24 hours. Clean Sweep While playing pool, pot all of your balls before the opposing player has taken a shot. I'm A Celebrity Successfully convince somebody you are famous or are another famous person. Edited March 16, 2011 by Mr Deftino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French_Kid Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Playing God: successfully *you know what* and create life 80% Breath: live life the fullest with lungs that work at 80% capacity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NomoreNiceGuy Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 the right choice 50G - be born as a male fisher man 25G - catched more than 25 fishes champion 40G - won a competition with a proce that you will use endurance 100G - sit on a plane in 12 hours with a baby 3 seats infont of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g0dz5 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) Crazy Taxi Get from point A to point B FAST by any means necessary. To Cool For School! Make it to the school parking lot and then head back home. Hot Enuff for YA? Hit up the slopes even in April. You Think that's Long Enough Pansy? Don't sleep for 3 straight days, play video games and go to work within this time frame. Not Even Close! Drive 19 straight hours without any sleep or stopping. Are you Deaf? Play Music On Full Blast while Driving Around. Life, Whats That? Live life without any worries. Been There, Done That Do the nasty on a bridge overlooking NYC. Piece Of Cake Have your own car and house before your 24th birthday. Death? HA I Spit In Your Face Been in a near death situation and survive without any bruises or scratches Big Shot Huh? Spend $6,000 of your own money on a vacation and not even flinch. Film School Watched more than 80% of blockbusters movie collection over the past 5 years. MC Hammer Time Bitch! Download movies/Music from torrents on a daily basis and get away with it. How Low Can You Go? Skydive at least once in your life. Honored! Met A Special Ops retiree, learned about his life and paid for his bar tab at the end the night. Superman? Do your work do quickly and efficiently that your co-workers call you Superman. How the hell????? Thought of a good lie to tell a cop to get out of a speeding ticket. They Did Say Karma Is A BITCH Cheat and then get cheated on. Edited March 15, 2011 by g0dz5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niko da bos Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Hooah! 50g attended the highest rated military academy in the country, and survived! owned! 25g you have succesfully showed a rock-band user what it means to play a real instrument! like mike 100g you have witnessed the greatest basketball player to ever live first hand! vroom vroom! 20g got some wheels! now get some insurance! sick em boy! 10g earned a killstreak of 7 and called in the attack dogs. atleast one enemy player must die, and your clan tag must read [halo] let me go! 20g you spent over ten minutes talking with the haji that sells you cigarettes. what were you thinking? 0g spend your entire high school career with one female, you are still together..right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly Moves Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/Acheevborn.png Be Born - 5http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/xbox%20buttons/g-icon.gif Be Born http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/Acheev1stkiss.png 1st Kiss - 10http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/xbox%20buttons/g-icon.gif Get your 1st REAL kiss http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/Acheev1stA.png Teachers pet - 20http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/xbox%20buttons/g-icon.gif Earn your 1st A in a test at school(Junior or above) http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/Acheevbike.png Its Like Riding a Bike - 15http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/xbox%20buttons/g-icon.gif Learn how to ride a bike http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/Acheevsteal.png Petty Theft - 0http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/xbox%20buttons/g-icon.gif Steal something (Doesnt matter what. Could something huge like a car, or somthing small like a stick of gum) http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/Acheevcrash.png Crash - 25http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/xbox%20buttons/g-icon.gif Crash your car http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/Acheev1stmast.png Whats That? - 5http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/xbox%20buttons/g-icon.gif Masturbate for the 1st time http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/Acheevboob.png Thank God for Boobs - 50http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h34/deadlyed/xbox%20buttons/g-icon.gif Feel your 1st boob Edited March 15, 2011 by Deadly Moves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Tom Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Five seconds of awesome - 100:gsicon: Lose your virginity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Mage Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 In Russia, The Dog Walks YOU - 10G Take a dog of worker breed or larger, and get dragged by it for at least twelve feet. Broken collar bone is mandatory as evidence. And I'm Feelin' Goooooooooood - 5G Get high just from second hand cannabis fumes. Fat Sam's. Grand Slam - 5G Survive a belly flop from someone at least three times your own body weight. THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIIVE!!! - 10G Climb a hill and belt out the title track from "The Sound of Music" with at least two strangers in earshot. These Boots Are Made For Walkin' - 10g Wear high heeled shoes, as a man, that are at least five inches high in public for seven hours straight. Somewhere Over The Rainbow - 20G Drag up as Dorothy Gale for a Pride festival. Ruby red shoes are a must. The Bleeding Effect - 10G After playing Assassin's Creed, frequently perform Assassin-style free running to either descend from or ascend to at least the first floor of a building. I'm Gaaaaaaaaaaay! HOOOOOORRRRRAAAAAAAAAY!!! - 15G Come out to at least ten people in the space of one day. Spirit Fingers and Jazz Hands optional. Memory Failure - 5G Successfully forget about three major family birthdays in a row. Two's Company, Three's A Party - 30G Engage in sexual conduct. With two other people. At the same time. In one night. All Night Long! - 10G Go for at least forty-eight hours straight in a gaming marathon without any sleep and surviving on junk food and alcohol. I Am NOT Wiping THAT - 5G Work with elderly people and live to tell the tale. Call Me Chef F**cking Gordon For F**ks Sake! - 20G Cook a meal for at least one other person that isn't salad- or toast-based. Garnish with profanity. Done. OBJECTION!!! - 5G When prompted, object to a marriage taking place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 History is made.... Get up for school Junkie! Dabble in the arts or drugs and ciggarettes Waste of Money Buy games created by EA. These are all I can think of at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auburok Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 sick em boy! 10g earned a killstreak of 7 and called in the attack dogs. atleast one enemy player must die, and your clan tag must read [halo] This is an odd one. Seems like the only thing stopping most people from getting this one is the mandatory "[halo]" tag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niko da bos Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 This is an odd one. Seems like the only thing stopping most people from getting this one is the mandatory "[halo]" tag. lol, well i have always played halo MP. but recently started switching over to COD, and i was having lots of fun. i use the [halo] clan tag because it makes COD fanboys so angry when they get killed by a halo player. and i thought this was a major achievement for two reasons never thought i would be playing COD multiplayer, and ended up getting a bunch of sprees my first night playing. i was surprised how good i was, after switching from halo for like 5 years. also i must of gotton like 4 or 5 streaks with the dogs, and wasnt getting any kills! those mofo dogs always snuck up on me while i was shootnig or something. but my dogs got kicked around for 60 seconds, lol:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IVI4V3R1CK Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Why is Gaming So Hard? - 50G Play a game which involves something in real life... and suck (I'm a DJ, yet when I tried DJ Hero at a friend's house I got 2 stars first go) One ____ to Rule Them All - 25G Make friends within different social cliques Carry Me Home - 5G Get inebriated and have a friend take you home Bastard Operator from Hell - 25G When someone calls you for tech support, leave them worse off than when they started You Don't Know Me! - 10G Convince someone that you're someone you're not Food Connoisseur - 50G Try a new recipe once a week, every week, for one year I Came in this World by a Broken Rubber, and that's how I'm Leaving - 100G Go bungee jumping I Can't Make Up My Mind - 25G Own at least five different cars, all by different manufacturers The Internet is for _______ - 10G Be a part of at least five forums and be an active member Old School - 15G When you're bored, do something to occupy your time with other than using current technology (i.e. fly a kite) Messed Up That Pretty Little Number - 1G Obtain an achievement on the XBox 360 that does not have a value divisible by 5 All Better - 4G Play as many other games with odd achievement numbers on the XBox 360 to get that score back to a number divisible by 5 It's So Beautiful! - 10G See a double rainbow, and then start seeing if it's almost a triple rainbow Luck is on Your Side - 15G Find a four leaf clover and eat it for the luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrszeeeze Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 You Have No Life (10GS) Spend ten consecutive hours on the internet. Wake Up! (10GS) Spend ten consecutive hours sleeping. You're So Lucky (20GS) Manage to hurt yourself in every other way except breaking a bone. Criminal Addict (10GS) Watch four or more discs of Criminal Minds in one day. Rainbow Hair (15GS) Dye your hair at least ten different colors by the age of eighteen. I live a sad life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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