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If your life was tracked by an achievement list, what kind would you say you've unlocked? :)

 

Here's a silly few of mine that actually happened in my life..! Threw in a few derp ones to try and make it sound less boastful for funsies.

 

IDiivil's Unlocked Achievements

 

Ah, Love!

Find a lifelong partner to share all your pains in the ass with.

Artful Deception

Be accused of attempting to smuggle a weapon onto a plane.

 

Doctor, You Did What?!

Encountered one of the supreme "Doctor" titled beings and had them perform some manner of surgery on you.

 

Heels

Wore heels for the first time and managed to walk three feet..!

 

Monstrous Appetite

Ingest a live creature of some sort. It must still wriggle!

No, Really, It Wasn't Expensive...

Dropped a plate, bowl, or other item in the sink while attempting to wash it ... and broke it. You klutz.

 

Successful Delinquent

Skipped at least three years of school - and didn't fail.

 

Worldly

Traveled to at least three different countries.

 

 

 

 

... what's a few of yours?!

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Is This Real Life?

Spend more time in game world's then in the real world

 

Spinning Top

Imagine game scenrio's in real life

 

(I was playing Splinter Cell and Assassin's Creed too much and I started thinking of ways to climb buildings via drain pipes lol)

 

Tagged!

Spray graffiti on a wall

 

Oh Shiiii-

Ride on the biggest ride at a theme park

 

Egg On Spoon Race Master

Win any event at your schools sports day

 

You Pansy

Watch a film that makes you cry

 

Who Gave You The Answer Sheet?

Take a test and get full marks on it.

 

That all I can think of lol.

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Toe Cruncher - Successfully bang your little toe on the sofa every goddamn time you walk past it.

 

Long Distance Relationship - Continue a relationship with someone from another country successfully for more than 3 years.

 

Stacked! - Walk around in heels then fall over within 5 seconds of saying 'See, they're really easy to walk in!'

 

The Hoarder - Find something you've no use for and no recollection of purchasing, but keep it - It might be useful someday!

 

Poke Me! - Poke yourself in the eye with mascara or eyeliner.

 

 

Kinda funny, and sometimes I do think I hear the 'achievement unlocked' noise when I'm out >< Maybe I'm just going crazy though :D

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Great, there's more of us

Have a younger sibling born.

 

Got wheels

Passed the driver's exam in your state/providence/country.

But... I want it

Spend a lot of money ($450 USD or more) in a single transaction for a leisure expense.

 

Melded with the couch

Watch an entire marathon on a TV channel, without changing the channel or getting up. Marathon must be at least 3 hours.

 

Score

Successfully complete/obtain something that has been a goal.

 

Score?

Successfully complete/obtain something that has been a goal in a manner unintended.

 

Movin' on out

Leave your parent's home.

 

TL;DR

Take a test (high school level or above) without reading any of the material that the test is based on.

 

"Yes, I'll hold."

Stay on a customer support line for an hour or more.

 

Population Control

Spend an entire day team killing in various games.

 

Fan

Play every game that comes out in a franchise over five years.

 

More Fanny Than Most

Play every game that comes out in a franchise over ten years.

 

"Are you a fan boy or girl?"

Play only one brand's consoles for a year without playing on any competing brand's.

 

Home

Obtain a home.

 

Home, redux

Obtain a second home, either simultaneously or separately.

 

"U mad?"

Successfully provoke a reaction after insulting someone online.

 

Epic Fail - Still can't kill yourself, even after 5 attempts.

 

Achievements shouldn't be given to people that are quitting before the game is over, but miss the "disconnect" option five times.

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Marathoner

Play video games for 10 hours straight

 

Keep on Runnin'

Run a half Marathon

 

She's a Keeper

Get a gf that play video games as much as you do

 

Hey Mcfly...Anybody Home?!

Get kicked out of your HS Honors Program for failing 2 classes

 

See The World

Visit 4 different countries

 

Patriot

Join the military

 

Hot Enough For Ya?

Spend 3 months in Saudi Arabia

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Dude, Looks Like A Lady

As a male, dressed up as a female and walked at least a mile in public

 

I... Will... Win!

Brought 1000 Lottery Tickets without winning anything more than a tenner.

 

One Night Sub

Awoken with a Subway sandwich next to you, untouched, after a heavy night's drinking

 

That's My Elbow Rest!

Sat in-between 2 morbidly obese people on an 8+ hour flight

 

Just a few that sprung to mind.

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Harmless Addiction

Finish the same game more than 20 times.

 

Rhythmic Ceremonial Ritual

See the same band more than 5 times.

 

Splat!

While paintballing, shoot another person in the genitals more than once.

 

Are You A Hero?

Join or form a band.

 

Virtuoso

Learn a musical instrument.

 

Academic

Attend University.

 

Capital!

Visit your countrys' capital city.

 

Breaking The Bro Code

Date a friends ex girlfriend.

 

Breaking The Chick Code

Date an ex girlfriends best friend.

 

I Prefer Smurfs

Successfully not watch Avatar.

 

Animal Lover

Save an injured or trapped animal.

 

The One

Watch The Matrix Trilogy and understand it.

 

All Nighter

Stay awake for more than 24 hours.

 

Clean Sweep

While playing pool, pot all of your balls before the opposing player has taken a shot.

 

I'm A Celebrity

Successfully convince somebody you are famous or are another famous person.

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Crazy Taxi

Get from point A to point B FAST by any means necessary.

 

To Cool For School!

Make it to the school parking lot and then head back home.

Hot Enuff for YA?

Hit up the slopes even in April.

 

You Think that's Long Enough Pansy?

Don't sleep for 3 straight days, play video games and go to work within this time frame.

 

Not Even Close!

Drive 19 straight hours without any sleep or stopping.

 

Are you Deaf?

Play Music On Full Blast while Driving Around.

 

Life, Whats That?

Live life without any worries.

 

Been There, Done That

Do the nasty on a bridge overlooking NYC.

 

Piece Of Cake

Have your own car and house before your 24th birthday.

 

Death? HA I Spit In Your Face

Been in a near death situation and survive without any bruises or scratches

 

Big Shot Huh?

Spend $6,000 of your own money on a vacation and not even flinch.

 

Film School

Watched more than 80% of blockbusters movie collection over the past 5 years.

MC Hammer Time Bitch!

Download movies/Music from torrents on a daily basis and get away with it.

 

How Low Can You Go?

Skydive at least once in your life.

 

Honored!

Met A Special Ops retiree, learned about his life and paid for his bar tab at the end the night.

 

Superman?

Do your work do quickly and efficiently that your co-workers call you Superman.

How the hell?????

Thought of a good lie to tell a cop to get out of a speeding ticket.

 

They Did Say Karma Is A BITCH

Cheat and then get cheated on.

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Hooah! 50g

attended the highest rated military academy in the country, and survived!

 

owned! 25g

you have succesfully showed a rock-band user what it means to play a real instrument!

 

like mike 100g

you have witnessed the greatest basketball player to ever live first hand!

vroom vroom! 20g

got some wheels! now get some insurance!

 

 

 

sick em boy! 10g

earned a killstreak of 7 and called in the attack dogs. atleast one enemy player must die, and your clan tag must read [halo]

 

 

let me go! 20g

you spent over ten minutes talking with the haji that sells you cigarettes.

what were you thinking? 0g

spend your entire high school career with one female, you are still together..right?

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Be Born

 

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Get your 1st REAL kiss

 

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Earn your 1st A in a test at school(Junior or above)

 

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Learn how to ride a bike

 

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Steal something (Doesnt matter what. Could something huge like a car, or somthing small like a stick of gum)

 

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Crash your car

 

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Masturbate for the 1st time

 

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Feel your 1st boob

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In Russia, The Dog Walks YOU - 10G

Take a dog of worker breed or larger, and get dragged by it for at least twelve feet. Broken collar bone is mandatory as evidence.

 

And I'm Feelin' Goooooooooood - 5G

Get high just from second hand cannabis fumes.

 

Fat Sam's. Grand Slam - 5G

Survive a belly flop from someone at least three times your own body weight.

 

THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIIVE!!! - 10G

Climb a hill and belt out the title track from "The Sound of Music" with at least two strangers in earshot.

 

These Boots Are Made For Walkin' - 10g

Wear high heeled shoes, as a man, that are at least five inches high in public for seven hours straight.

 

Somewhere Over The Rainbow - 20G

Drag up as Dorothy Gale for a Pride festival. Ruby red shoes are a must.

 

The Bleeding Effect - 10G

After playing Assassin's Creed, frequently perform Assassin-style free running to either descend from or ascend to at least the first floor of a building.

 

I'm Gaaaaaaaaaaay! HOOOOOORRRRRAAAAAAAAAY!!! - 15G

Come out to at least ten people in the space of one day. Spirit Fingers and Jazz Hands optional.

 

Memory Failure - 5G

Successfully forget about three major family birthdays in a row.

 

Two's Company, Three's A Party - 30G

Engage in sexual conduct. With two other people. At the same time. In one night.

 

All Night Long! - 10G

Go for at least forty-eight hours straight in a gaming marathon without any sleep and surviving on junk food and alcohol.

 

I Am NOT Wiping THAT - 5G

Work with elderly people and live to tell the tale.

 

Call Me Chef F**cking Gordon For F**ks Sake! - 20G

Cook a meal for at least one other person that isn't salad- or toast-based. Garnish with profanity. Done.

 

OBJECTION!!! - 5G

When prompted, object to a marriage taking place.

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This is an odd one. Seems like the only thing stopping most people from getting this one is the mandatory "[halo]" tag.

 

 

lol, well i have always played halo MP. but recently started switching over to COD, and i was having lots of fun. i use the [halo] clan tag because it makes COD fanboys so angry when they get killed by a halo player. and i thought this was a major achievement for two reasons

  • never thought i would be playing COD multiplayer, and ended up getting a bunch of sprees my first night playing. i was surprised how good i was, after switching from halo for like 5 years.
  • also i must of gotton like 4 or 5 streaks with the dogs, and wasnt getting any kills! those mofo dogs always snuck up on me while i was shootnig or something. but my dogs got kicked around for 60 seconds, lol:(

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Why is Gaming So Hard? - 50G

Play a game which involves something in real life... and suck

(I'm a DJ, yet when I tried DJ Hero at a friend's house I got 2 stars first go)

 

One ____ to Rule Them All - 25G

Make friends within different social cliques

 

Carry Me Home - 5G

Get inebriated and have a friend take you home

 

Bastard Operator from Hell - 25G

When someone calls you for tech support, leave them worse off than when they started

 

You Don't Know Me! - 10G

Convince someone that you're someone you're not

 

Food Connoisseur - 50G

Try a new recipe once a week, every week, for one year

 

I Came in this World by a Broken Rubber, and that's how I'm Leaving - 100G

Go bungee jumping

 

I Can't Make Up My Mind - 25G

Own at least five different cars, all by different manufacturers

 

The Internet is for _______ - 10G

Be a part of at least five forums and be an active member

 

Old School - 15G

When you're bored, do something to occupy your time with other than using current technology (i.e. fly a kite)

 

Messed Up That Pretty Little Number - 1G

Obtain an achievement on the XBox 360 that does not have a value divisible by 5

 

All Better - 4G

Play as many other games with odd achievement numbers on the XBox 360 to get that score back to a number divisible by 5

 

It's So Beautiful! - 10G

See a double rainbow, and then start seeing if it's almost a triple rainbow

 

Luck is on Your Side - 15G

Find a four leaf clover and eat it for the luck

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You Have No Life (10GS)

Spend ten consecutive hours on the internet.

 

Wake Up! (10GS)

Spend ten consecutive hours sleeping.

 

You're So Lucky (20GS)

Manage to hurt yourself in every other way except breaking a bone.

 

Criminal Addict (10GS)

Watch four or more discs of Criminal Minds in one day.

 

Rainbow Hair (15GS)

Dye your hair at least ten different colors by the age of eighteen.

 

I live a sad life.

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