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5 reasons to prefer your 360 over a girl


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1 you only need to press one button to turn it on

2 it stops talking when you press that same button

3 the red ring doesn't appear 5 days a month

4 you can change games without beeing called a cheater

5 your xbox remember all your achievements, you don't need to unlock them over and over again

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Lmao this one made me laugh XD

 

Never prefer a girl over the 360 because they can give you something the 360 cant ;)

 

Until Microsoft fix that with a new accessory, so never say never, Lol, or we can fix girls by adding some xbox features, I would love to unlock achievements with my girl such as King Compromisor "Played 3 months on hardest difficulty without a tear" or Friends with benefits "Complete all year in co-op with the same girl"

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well girls let you see there tits and xbox360 cant

 

That's wrong . . . I can put tits on my xbox.

 

1. With my 2 year plan at Best Buy I can upgrade to a better model with relative ease.

2. No matter what we did the night before, my xbox is there every morning.

3. I can mute the notifications

4. My xbox is cool with an open relationship . . . I play on my friends' xbox all the time.

5. No need for protection . . . I have very little chance of reproducing with my xbox. Until a 360 handheld comes out, then I'm totally getting one of those.

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1) Even if i am drunk and smell of beer and fags it still wants to please me

2) My mates are allowed round to have a go, and i can have a go on theirs, with no arguments.

3) One button silence

4) Once i have achieved something i don't have to remind it, it remembers everything good i have ever done.

5) Just in case she reads this i love my GF very much

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1. You're a sexist pig.

2. You're having to settle for second best (XBOX) because you can't get a girlfriend.

3. You're having to justify settling for second best to make yourself feel better.

4. You've probably never experienced a relationship to know that a girlfriend is better.

5. Only a French boy would be so disrespectful. (:

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1. You're a sexist pig.

2. You're having to settle for second best (XBOX) because you can't get a girlfriend.

3. You're having to justify settling for second best to make yourself feel better.

4. You've probably never experienced a relationship to know that a girlfriend is better.

5. Only a French boy would be so disrespectful. (:

 

relax, i'm sure he's not 100% serious, just making a joke...

 

PS relationships suck

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