ATR NAD Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 1 you only need to press one button to turn it on 2 it stops talking when you press that same button 3 the red ring doesn't appear 5 days a month 4 you can change games without beeing called a cheater 5 your xbox remember all your achievements, you don't need to unlock them over and over again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genesis x360a Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 3 the red ring doesn't appear 5 days a month Lmao this one made me laugh XD Never prefer a girl over the 360 because they can give you something the 360 cant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATR NAD Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Lmao this one made me laugh XD Never prefer a girl over the 360 because they can give you something the 360 cant Until Microsoft fix that with a new accessory, so never say never, Lol, or we can fix girls by adding some xbox features, I would love to unlock achievements with my girl such as King Compromisor "Played 3 months on hardest difficulty without a tear" or Friends with benefits "Complete all year in co-op with the same girl" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerialthriller Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 my xbox cant give me herpes. that dirty, dirty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBALLIN416 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Lmao this one made me laugh XD Never prefer a girl over the 360 because they can give you something the 360 cant well girls let you see there tits and xbox360 cant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tele-Rock Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 well girls let you see there tits and xbox360 cant That's wrong . . . I can put tits on my xbox. 1. With my 2 year plan at Best Buy I can upgrade to a better model with relative ease. 2. No matter what we did the night before, my xbox is there every morning. 3. I can mute the notifications 4. My xbox is cool with an open relationship . . . I play on my friends' xbox all the time. 5. No need for protection . . . I have very little chance of reproducing with my xbox. Until a 360 handheld comes out, then I'm totally getting one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s.butler1 Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Never prefer a girl over the 360 because they can give you something the 360 cant a sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATR NAD Posted February 24, 2009 Author Share Posted February 24, 2009 That's wrong . . . I can put tits on my xbox. quote] LOL, Tele-Rock you're sick man! I can totally picture your xbox with tits and nice lingerie! She's so kinky sometimes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSizzle Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 3 the red ring doesn't appear 5 days a month lol, that shit was funny as hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAD BLOOD BIGGY Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 1. You are gay 2. You are asexual 3. You are a sexist. 4. You haven't hit puberty. 5. You don't have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SynysterMonkey Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Lulz, I don't agree with this thread... I can't think of anything that is better over my girlfriend atm. But hey, that's just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverAchiever360 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Only costs $300 You can play it with your friends There's a mute button Easy to control Microsoft doesn't care what you do to its baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB x360a Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 1) Even if i am drunk and smell of beer and fags it still wants to please me 2) My mates are allowed round to have a go, and i can have a go on theirs, with no arguments. 3) One button silence 4) Once i have achieved something i don't have to remind it, it remembers everything good i have ever done. 5) Just in case she reads this i love my GF very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackjaw x Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 5) Just in case she reads this i love my GF very much You're whipped! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lizbinim Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 1. You're a sexist pig. 2. You're having to settle for second best (XBOX) because you can't get a girlfriend. 3. You're having to justify settling for second best to make yourself feel better. 4. You've probably never experienced a relationship to know that a girlfriend is better. 5. Only a French boy would be so disrespectful. (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankyNspronkle Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 hahaha ... bout time a girl responded. Yea this thread is pretty lame... once you get a girlfriend you will definitely play a lot less xbox360... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex31991 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 I'm kind of a video game nerd, but not that much of one lol Ladies gotta come first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bieest Unit Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 I spend alot of time on my xbox, yes .. But if another girl comes around, she'll get full attention over my xbox like the previous one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinbeck12713 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 1. You're a sexist pig. 2. You're having to settle for second best (XBOX) because you can't get a girlfriend. 3. You're having to justify settling for second best to make yourself feel better. 4. You've probably never experienced a relationship to know that a girlfriend is better. 5. Only a French boy would be so disrespectful. (: relax, i'm sure he's not 100% serious, just making a joke... PS relationships suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxBlueSpade2xX Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 By the beard of Zeus this is the most retarded thread ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dakisbac Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Wow, some people just can't take a joke I guess. Or maybe Lizbinim was just on the rag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOTO1981 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 hahaha ... bout time a girl responded. Yea this thread is pretty lame... once you get a girlfriend you will definitely play a lot less xbox360... Until you're married and have been together a decade....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmonkeykrap Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 friends with benefits outways relationships any day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHAINS4W Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 It depends on how you want to put it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master_shake_350 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 1. You can get angry at it and it won't get angry back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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