Scenester Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Wow, another one of the "We'll start to parody _______*insert popular movie here* and then just throw pop culture references at the audience every 6 minutes!" Seriously, that's all these movies have become. What happened to people like Mel Brooks, who KNEW how to parody stuff? I literally stopped Meet the Spartans like 20 minutes into it. It was awful. I skipped out on Epic, Date, etc movies and thought Meet the Spartans might be bearable. I was mistaken. These guys should be banned from making movies, along with Ewe Bowellmovement, M Night Shamalangdingdong, and the person who did the Twilight films. The people who enjoy their movies should be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beta thorgo Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I am assuming your are talking about this? Twilight is super gay, but I can see Twilight for guys having a sequel! lol I mean It might be alright if it did not take itself seriously and the women just admitted that it is gay porn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beta thorgo Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 p.s. Twilight is GAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beta thorgo Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 OH... and she sucks at writting too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreddPirate Rob Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 The _____ movies need to die off already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lestat1989 Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 This movie is just as bad in twilight in my eyes, twifags will goto it just because it has vampires in it and people who do not have the truest hatred for it will go for the lulz of bad writing and obvious jokes that have probably been on 4chan for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H0p3sfalL Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 lame................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooo0ooooooo0ooo Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I'm a huge fan of the twilight movies, and I admit that the first one was garbage, but New Moon and Eclipse were actually good. But This movie is going to be trash. There hasn't been a good movie parody since Scary Movie. And I think this is made by the same people that made Epic/Date movie, which means it will be terrible. If I thought it was going to be funny I would actually go see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachi Bushi Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 wtf LOL! I like the Twilight Saga, but movies like this are just to awesome. But my top 3 Parody movies are: Meet the Spartans, Not another Teen Movie, Superhero Movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashemiku Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I'm echoing the reactions that this movie is just as bad, if not more so, than Twilight. Not many of this "epic parody" movies have much substance or humor to them. With the possible exception of the first Scary Movie, but that had the whole newness thing going for it. It feels like the concept is just too overused at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WartyHogger Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/vampires_suck/ That said, it's the worst movie of the year. Suprise! I'd prefer to suffer through Twilight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KR15T47L Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 LMAO im going to rent this for sure, i love stupid humour in movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpanner Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 I would rather punch myself in the nuts repeatedly for the rest of eternity than watch either this lame parody shit, or the real twilight.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scenester Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 wtf LOL! I like the Twilight Saga, but movies like this are just to awesome. But my top 3 Parody movies are: Meet the Spartans, Not another Teen Movie, Superhero Movie. /facepalm. Go to imdb.com and look up Mel Brooks. He has a couple movies that need to have a talk with you. Look up Leslie Nielson, he was in movies called the Naked Gun, Spy Hard, etc. You should watch these movies as you are in dire need of GOOD parody films not this shit these guys throw at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAIDERJUNKIE Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Probably one of the worst movies ever made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magespower Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Yeah I watched this movie and it really was garbage I wasted my money not even funny at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFZ Scrubs Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I don't understand the whole "from the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire movie". Just stop watching them if they're that bad..... besides, the movies these guys make get worse and worse every time.... people need to stop watching them if they want them to go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liviaro Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 it looks funny so i must see it! But not in theathre, not worth that, will wait until it is available for rent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvlution Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I heard it was funny... From girls who like Twilight. Yeah, I'm pretty positive it sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxy x360a Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I heard about this. Might watch it when I have the time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TVthePunisher Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I'm kind of tired of their promos...I mean yes, big movies like Avatar and Inception got TV spots but Vampires Suck get 5 second bits ONTOP of the TV spots. I remember in one commercial break after the other they showed this hot chick and then the blonde kid put on a bib as he saw the "Bite here" words on her neck. Then another one of a fangirl beating up another fangirl with "Vampire's Suck" right there and...yeah, they overdid the promos...plus the TV trailers are way too common as well... The more I see the trailers, the more I'm less tempted to give the movie a whirl...PURITY RING! And farts are "still funny"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punker Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 /facepalm. Go to imdb.com and look up Mel Brooks. He has a couple movies that need to have a talk with you. Look up Leslie Nielson, he was in movies called the Naked Gun, Spy Hard, etc. You should watch these movies as you are in dire need of GOOD parody films not this shit these guys throw at you. This. This x 1,000,000. But you forgot to mention the best one of all time-- Airplane! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvlution Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 It has a 21 on Metacritic. I think we win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A ZombieTwinkie Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Surely it can't be any worse than 'Taintlight'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambert Fraaz Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 terrible and stupid film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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