So sick of the piss poor controls in this game. Why does he move like he's on roller blades?
Just fell off yet another platform.
I died trying to do the whirlwind achievement last night, died but got the achievement. So rather than quit I thought I'd practice and get used to enemy spawns etc. I have no problems with the enemy. Its the Super Mario platforming thats f**king me over due to slidy feet.
Why the f**k did I buy a game where the lead character is called, Alan. And he's a cock. Has to be one of the worst protagonists I've seen in a game.