penny stacks Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Walking down the street, near the projects in Duke I think.... I bumped into some guy and he said "Daamn, I thought son was a rat" XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drakehellsing Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Man, something I forgot about myself that also happened to me: I was being chased by the cops, my car caught fire, so I stopped on the wall on the bridge, got out to get away from the explosion, but the door....it was blooking my way, yes, it was open and I was stuck between the car, the door and the wall, in the triangle. So, I climbed over, just as the explosion hit and got killed. But still, a door stops you....man.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seahn Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 this is just my wierd sence of humor but here goes i was needing to get some where, and i hate riding in a cab so i usualy dirve everywhere, and i go to jack a cab, and i get in and my favorite station on the game, lchc is on, and then the cabs passenger gets out, and its one of those rabies (sorry if misspled) now i know this isnt realy anything intentialal, but it just shows how funny a gta game can be without even trying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordQuas431 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 When I was showing my buddy the game I was heading down the highway in a Viper then I got close oncoming traffic, then jumped out and SLAMMED into a car, I survived. My body went flying back into a car behind it as well. No damage to the second car but the first one had blood all over it on the front, and it looked like it has gone into a tree. Then one time in MP Free Roam there was two guys on a NRG going who were apparently going around killing each other, I had just joined and didn't notice. I was trying to get into a car but it wasn't letting me so I started going across the street to another, as I turn away I see a bike with two guys zoom by, one shooting a SMG and I know it's game time. I had a shotty and pulled it out, then the next time they came by I moved to the right, shot at the perfect time to knock both them off. I then killed the one who was on the back AND got the guy who was driving just as he was getting up. It was pretty badass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManBearPig Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Called for one of Romans cabs and when I got out he called me head dick in an indian accent I think. I wasn't the funny but couldn't control my self at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dothis Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 One time, I stole a car. As I was deciding what direction to go, the owner of the vehicle pulls me out, and punches me. A cop just happened to be walking by, and started to shoot at the guy that was hitting me. I hopped into his car, and drove off with no problems. I thought it was funny that, not only was he getting arrested, but that he also lost his car, and I had no wanted stars. The first time I blew myself up with a grenade was funny too. I was in a safe house, and threw it on the ground. It blew me up into the ceiling, and back to the floor, with enough force to throw me back into the ceiling again. I was running down the street, and a guy tried to stop his car before he hit me. It didn't work, so I went flying over his car, but at the same time, a car hit him in the back, and he went out the window. We collided in mid air. He went veering into oncoming traffic and died, where I went towards the sidewalk and hit a cop. The cop arrested me, as I couldn't get up in time, and I hit him with enough force to warrant a star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredOnToast Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Well, I was in Party Mode online and waiting for my other friend to join. So, my current friend and I decided to get into the Military Helicopter. I was in the back seat, with the doors wide open. So we're going quite fast, high up, and heading towards the big city of Algonquin, when all of a sudden, he got disconnected. Because I was in the back, I had no control at all over the Helicopter, and I ended up crashing. But it looked so funny, the way I was just completely crashing out of control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artvandel4y Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 In singleplayer, I was doing the police side missions in Alderney, and one sends you up this industrial structure near the skyway. I was at the top, nowhere near anything except the canal 60 feet below me. I jumped off and hit every single girder on that thing on the way down and landed in the water okay. Also the badman. You actually gotten subtitles? Even then you can't understand what the hell he's saying rudeboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewi Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 i was playing online and this guy fired an rpg at me and i bailed out of my car only to get pummelled by an oncoming car AWESOME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiegamer Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Roman hiding in the trash. And Niko drunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swizzler Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 One of the funniest things Ive seen so far was an email from Brucie with the line: 'I've f*cked more models than bulimia' I literally laughed out loud when I read that. Another funny part was running behind the gay guy when he's out jogging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X Dboi X Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Bumping into a homeless person and he said "I AINT GOT NO BANANAS!" LOL's all round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shad0wNeo Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 When you throw a taxi passenger out of a taxi to ride it (not steal) niko says something like "I need your car!" and the passenger says "I need that ride to get pussy!" And ofcourse the Comedy Club shows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kram 2oo7 Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I Was Doing A Mission For Brucie And I Picked Him Up On A Motorbike. I Was On My Way To The Destination And I Came Towards A Hill. I Turned And Went Into A A Lamp Post When I Was In Mid-Air. It Sent Brucie Flying Through The Air And He Hit A Wall Head First... Mission Failed Teammate Died In Action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarface Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Niko's reaction to Bernie doing his stretches and Bernie running. I had barely any health left and was driving around too fast, Niko flew out of the windscreen landed on the other side of the road and ended up getting run over. Niko had a wanted level and ended up climbing onto a shipping container (Or something like that). The police were circling around it and all of a sudden one of them starting climbing up. Needless to say I jumped off and ran pretty quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drakehellsing Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 Bumping into a homeless person and he said "I AINT GOT NO BANANAS!" LOL's all round. LOL, man, I just cracked up laughing upon reading that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancer Evolution Posted May 13, 2008 Share Posted May 13, 2008 I love to hit people on a motorcycle and Niko goes "Life's tough." I cracked up for a long time. MIGHT BE A SPOILER! When Bernie goes for the jogging mission, and the guy hits him and I was like LMFAO!! My brother's favorite is the cut scene where Roman and Niko is kidnapped. Then they take off a thing to keep Roman quiet and then right when they take it off, Roman just screams like a little girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artvandel4y Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Listen to the homeless guy preaching across from the Bohan safehouse "I have been to the other side, brothers. there are men made out of chocolate, pizzas as big as this city." I beat the shit out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BareBones Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 So far the funniest thing I have seen is a bum with a sign around his neck that says "Pull My Finger $1" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainofFireNZ Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Well, I was in Party Mode online and waiting for my other friend to join. So, my current friend and I decided to get into the Military Helicopter. I was in the back seat, with the doors wide open. So we're going quite fast, high up, and heading towards the big city of Algonquin, when all of a sudden, he got disconnected. Because I was in the back, I had no control at all over the Helicopter, and I ended up crashing. But it looked so funny, the way I was just completely crashing out of control. lol thats gotta be the best one so far! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BULLITUARY Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N1L APOCALYPSE Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 i was at the airport jumping off the ramps and the cops where after me and i hit the curb and flew out off my car and the cop hit the ramp and landed on me in mid air:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kez Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Cab driver:"Careful, I think someone just took a shit back there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypaX Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 I (motorcycle) crashed into a car at full speed.During my flight i hit a group of +- 5 peds standing on the sidewalk. They flew away like f**ckin bowling pins. I laughed so hard Hypa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dUTCHOVEN Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 oh I almost forget the dude at the clucking belt is maybe funier then what I experienced in Multiplayer. He says things like ''Bon appetit mothafuuuuckerrrr'' ''Hey I just drop that on the floor'' ''You really have a iron stomach'' ''Here is the garbage shit you ordered'' rofl Yeah I hate that guy. I want to kill him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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