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Well tbh piranha prompted me to make this thread .. ive never seen so much crap in my life! The only reason i watched it is cos it has a couple of good names in it but god what a load of shit and to think they are making a sequel !!! Sorry but do they think people will make the same mistake twice ? I dont...

 

The only reason it made money is because it was 3D and people are curious about 3D still.. I heard there were kids in america went with their parents and the shock of it being a crappy porn basically made alot of people leave after paying stupid amounts for it just being 3D ...

 

I have to say if the person that made it thinks that porn is the way they were making it on the boat i guess he aint seen much in his life and was a very unnecessary part of the film i guess he thought guys would like . WRONG i hated it , i thought it was boring as hell, if i wanted to watch a porn i would of. I wanted to watch a horror or what ever the hell it was meant to be .. the other thing that i found really bad was them using shotguns on the thousands of fish and then the guy with the fan from the boat and they were coming from all around him, he would of been done in a second ..

 

Do not waste your time with this god damn awfull pile of shit !

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Well I already posted this on another thread about 6 months ago, but I might as well post it again just to warn everybody of these horrible abominations of cinema. Plus I modified and expanded the list of shit :).

 

1. Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot

2. any Pauly Shore movie that I ever had the misfortune of seeing for 30 seconds before changing the channel

3. Transformers 2

4. Disaster movie

5. Every video game movie ever made (and yes I've seen them all, I still hope that one day a good one will be made)

6. 2012

7. Godzilla 98

8. Manos: The Hands Of Fate (although I love it for it's awfulness, especially the MST3K version :))

9. Junior

10. Cop And A Half

 

Honorable mention goes to both Alien vs Predator movies- both franchises were almost ruined by these dreadful movies, shame too cause the comics were SO awesome, and the arcade game was one of my favorites ever

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i liked transformers 2 and 2012

 

i can think of much worse films that them like cabin fever , camp blood . honestly go try them then im sure you could move them off your list lol :)

 

Cabin Fever was way better than both of those big budget shitfests. At least with Cabin Fever I laughed at the utter stupidity of it, with Transformers 2 all I did was keep looking at the time and wondering when the fucking thing was over. Farting Robots=not funny.

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I've just thought of another one that should be on the list in one way or another (definitely not as bad as my Top Ten though). It's a movie from 1984 called Rhinestone, which stars Sylvester Stallone (who should have a whole list just dedicated to him alone LMAO!) and Dolly Parton. In this movie, Stallone becomes a country singer, and no, I am not making that up. Don't believe me? Well here's your proof!

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1WSPAvT7qE]YouTube - Stallone is Drinkenstein[/ame]

 

Of course this is also the case of a movie being so bad that it's good, which is why I initially left it off my list. But that doesn't exclude it from being a terrible movie, even though it's un-intentionally hilarious!

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