invincible rob Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 As anyone else had a case where someone has tried to insult you and its completely backfired and you've found yourself loling heres the scene that happend this morning, it was down to two against three. player: oh man my team mate sucks Me: and yet .....I have more kills than you Player: yeah but in that last match I killed two of them and you just died Me: yeah but I have more kills so ...shut up *silence* during the next match my "team-mate" dies first and I kill two of the other guys but get downed on the last one and die Me: oh look, I killed two guys and.........you got killed first *I laugh lots* *silience* ahh I just thought that was pretty funny. any other cases of stuff like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaaady Souljah Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 every time i play with a little kid, and their parents aren't around they feel like it is their only chance to swear... motherf*ckin f*cker i am f*ckin better than f*ckin all you motherf*ckers. and then, as usual, he kills no one. then gets quiet the rest of the match or leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L3giOn Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Other Team: You suck! Me: If I suck so bad, why do I have more kills than you? *silence* Other Team: You're gay Legion! Me: So you're getting owned by a homo? *silence* Other Team: Fuck you! Me: *laughs histerically* Other Team: All you use is the shotgun! Me: You spawn with it, R-Tard! *my whole team laughs* People don't understand that the madder they get, the more humerous it is to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mingledon Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 I'm gonna remember some of these for when I get GOW and Online. Heh. You spawn with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webb Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Legion - You suck Webb Webb - I have more kills than you and your my bitch. I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaaady Souljah Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Legion - You suck Webb Webb - I have more kills than you and your my bitch. I win OH SNAP! *runs and gets popcorn to enjoy the upcoming show...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invincible rob Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 Other Team: You suck! Me: If I suck so bad, why do I have more kills than you? *silence* Other Team: You're gay Legion! Me: So you're getting owned by a homo? *silence* Other Team: Fuck you! Me: *laughs histerically* Other Team: All you use is the shotgun! Me: You spawn with it, R-Tard! *my whole team laughs* People don't understand that the madder they get, the more humerous it is to me. Thats just about what happend to me, but this kid got really pissed off when I started laughing, He was somewhat like. Player: I'm gunna f*****g quit if you keep laughing Me: fine more kills for me, we're not even working together anyway *then he actually stayed because he had 7 kills when I had 11 or 12*. In another case today the other team was arguing and we lost 16 rounds to nil, I couldn't believe it, but seriously every time we were in the after round lobby "dude you stole my f*****g kill" "what the F**k dude, that guy was mine" "oh you f*****g suck penis" "yeah but I have more f*****g kills than you" "yeah because you F*****G steal kills" and this is all on one team, the three of us on our team spent the little time were in the game laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L3giOn Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Legion - You suck Webb Webb - I have more kills than you and your my bitch. I win Except that you've never had more kills than me, except for maybe in your dreams. @ Invincible: Just remember, in Gears your best friend isn't your teammate, it's the mute feature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webb Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Except that you've never had more kills than me, except for maybe in your dreams. Yeah yeah, you wish. I kick ass even on some host the other side of the world and just leave you in my shadow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I N64 I MaRiO Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Awww....i was playing with darth odan....3v3 fuel depot TEAMMATE: dude WHY"D YOU DIE ME:ummm....why you die first? and it was 3v1 Teammate: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SNIPE...GO SHOTGUN HIM ( at this point dude on team thought I was darth odan...and odan was doing good with sniper...headshots ) ME: shotgun is for wussies and only little school girls use it.. Teammate: shotgun takes a lot of skill to use ( WHAT THE FUCK? how is that? ) *silence* TEAMMATE: DUDE GO SHOTGUN HIM ME: IT"S FUCKING 3v1 I KEEP DYING TRYING TO SAVE YOUR RETARDED ASS!!!! TEAMMATE: DUDE...MAYBE IF someone didnt' try to snipe.... ME: YOUR FUCKING RETARDED yo! ok at this point....it's just a hoola hoop of cuss words...so imma just say...we won:) and if you noticed darth odan doesn't talk much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrex Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 i swear a lot when i play Gears online but it is not at people, mostly at the chain saw or when i die for some bullshit that was an obvious death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drednaught X Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Greatest "discussion" ever was with a 13 year old. Went something like he wanted the sniper every round (literally only hit someone twice in 5 rounds) i told him he sucks and he said he was way better then me. I told him to get off my game and tell his mom to buy him a new game. He gets pissed and goes on ranting for a while. Then tells me later that he bought this game buy himself. (im bored at this time and tired) So i ask him how many blowjobs did he have to do? *silence* he quits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invincible rob Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 Except that you've never had more kills than me, except for maybe in your dreams. @ Invincible: Just remember, in Gears your best friend isn't your teammate, it's the mute feature. True, but listening to them try and Insult you is fun Today - two rounds into the match Teammate: guys whats happening you haven't got any kills *5 rounds later* Me: 11 kills team mate: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunstar Chaos Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I like to be on the Locust team and shoot at them and at the end of the round yell "Come on I should have at least killed 2 Locust that round." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lykos Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 My teammates generally tend to leave when I make fun of them or send them insulting messages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAMOUFLAGEiPOD Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 On round 18 of a 19 round match a couple of days ago. Other team: Camo your a bi**h, you only have 16 kills, why dont you get off of Live and play with your Wii? Me: I wish I had a Wii, I heard those were NICE. Round 19 I Chainsawed 3 of them, the 4th person I downed then I stuck with a smoke grenade. fired gun in the air being sarcastic and walked away while he bled out, and I said Sorry, did that hurt I hit you with my Wii Numchuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLH Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 haha had so many, i aint usually a bragger in matchs but this cocky yank on the other team won the round for them and owned us and started saying he was gonna make me his bitch. A few rounds later it was still even until i eventually put us in front until there was 2 rounds left for us to win and i and my team totally owned him and his team and i told him i just made him my bitch and he didnt have anything to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Prince Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 On round 18 of a 19 round match a couple of days ago. Other team: Camo your a bi**h, you only have 16 kills, why dont you get off of Live and play with your Wii? Me: I wish I had a Wii, I heard those were NICE. Round 19 I Chainsawed 3 of them, the 4th person I downed then I stuck with a smoke grenade. fired gun in the air being sarcastic and walked away while he bled out, and I said Sorry, did that hurt I hit you with my Wii Numchuck. lol. I was in a match this morning with a friend and we were just pissing about and both going down to see who could get up quicker. ( dont ask me why lol) And after the short 3 round game the person who came top of my team (sounded about 11) said that his team sucked and we should all go play halo 2 !?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac2565 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 haha had so many, i aint usually a bragger in matchs but this cocky yank on the other team won the round for them and owned us and started saying he was gonna make me his bitch. A few rounds later it was still even until i eventually put us in front until there was 2 rounds left for us to win and i and my team totally owned him and his team and i told him i just made him my bitch and he didnt have anything to say. Lol. I hate people that are cocky and think they are unstoppable. I love getting them to shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 chainsaw noob!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator x360a Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 seems everytime i play with legion i take a barrage of insults. one game i was playing i was hammering everyone then i got grenades and got the last kill of the round with a tag. the guy i killed flips out and says all i can do is grenade tag.... that really explains my 20 kills with the hammer right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KilluhKam Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 how can people still play this, it got boring real fast, same 3 game types no new characters to play as...got real boring but at least ya'll got good stories outt it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invincible rob Posted February 13, 2007 Author Share Posted February 13, 2007 The more trash talk...........the more fun the game is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 It's funny to hear people saying" omg dont kill em all!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ac2565 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 The message I send to every person if he steals my kill. " Why did you just steal my kill? Is it because you want an achievement? Well I dont give a shit because I am going for the Seriously achievement. And it is because of assholes like you getting the achievement is going to be a long crappy proccess." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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